Looksmaxers - Looking good, at any cost. The other side of the troonism coin. Big Pharma's guinea pigs.

Looksmaxxers are so embarrassing, man. I'm not the most confident person w. regards to my looks and I admire people that actively work on bettering themselves through effort, but even I can see the pathetic, insecure little boys behind the plastic surgery and the wigs.

So fake and gay, in multiple ways.
 
While I was never into this stuff, years ago I was close friends with someone who fell down the rabbithole in its early days (he pretended he was only "ironically" following it, but you know how it is on the internet..) and I'll admit some of the jawline stuff he blathered on about rubbed off onto me a little. There is SOME credibility to the fact that yeah, some people are genetically more attractive. But the blowing up of all this looksmaxxer stuff as of late has really exposed just how ridiculous and... unapologetically GAY all of this crap really is and how horrible all of the people behind it are. All we really need as humans is a healthy, functional body and a decent personality, and anything can happen. It's possible to accomplish everything that looksmaxxers strive for without destroying your genitelia and sinking in hundreds of dollars for medication and surgery and etc.

What I hope is that the pushback against looksmaxxing doesn't reverse Gen Z's/Millenial's newfound consciousness towards health and fitness and throw the world back into the dark realms of body-positivity/fat pride/"ugly is good" shtick again. I think it's terrible that a movement that could have had potential for masculine self-improvement has ended up the way it has.
 
I was able to trace the wig to the dealer that sold it to him.

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will fail
the genie isn't going back in the bottle
it won't be a big pushback single moment and all of it's gone it'll just gradually lose interest like trends and fads always do and it's always a community of interest to make fun of with it's funny ups and downs

mewing is 100% true doe it gives you cool lines on your cheeks and jaw and john mew is a saint
 
Hot take but he's honestly better off without the wig. It makes him look younger but not in a good way.

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Exhibit A: Brayden, 23, college student, AUS. Regularly engages in homoerotic games of grab-ass with his fraternity brothers while drinking White Claws.


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Exhibit B: Miroslav, also 23, full-time alcoholic and part-time plumber, Slavlands. Destroys homosexuals and gypsies. Already on his 2nd marriage and 4th child.
 
Hot take but he's honestly better off without the wig. It makes him look younger but not in a good way.

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Exhibit A: Brayden, 23, college student, AUS. Regularly engages in homoerotic games of grab-ass with his fraternity brothers while drinking White Claws.


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Exhibit B: Miroslav, also 23, full-time alcoholic and part-time plumber, Slavlands. Destroys homosexuals and gypsies. Already on his 2nd marriage and 4th child.
They both look like they came fresh off grindr it's just one instantly asks for sex and the other instantly offers to keep you in a shed as his "fuck pig"
 
will fail
the genie isn't going back in the bottle

over time they'll probably develop and refine their methods, over the top shit like bone smashing and roid abuse might decline or even be phased out, but the general superficiality will stay, simply because it works, it's a winning move.
I’d say you’re most likely right, if nothing else because many of these guys would become homeless if they thought it increased purely the quantity of pussy they’d get.
 
Why do zoom zooms think curly hair looks good? It looks shit, especially when long.
Nigger influence in the media they consume is my bet. I thought getting a perm as a male was already peak faggot but getting a cap with a wig sewn in takes the cake. I can't even imagine the crushing disappointment i would feel in myself if i'd buy something like that.
I respectfully disagree. I'm of the opinion that when a guy is going bald he either needs to fully commit and shave it or get hair plugs.
Fellow baldy here: Wet shaved looks shit in 9 out of 10 guys, buzz cut on lowest setting on whatever hair clippers you use is where it's at. Getting hair plugs never crossed my mind either, people seriously need to learn to cope. I never even realized how bad motherfuckers are taking hair loss until i hit my mid-30s and heard virtually all of my male friends bitching like a bunch of women over it, never has been an issue i worried about for me.
 
Fellow baldy here: Wet shaved looks shit in 9 out of 10 guys, buzz cut on lowest setting on whatever hair clippers you use is where it's at. Getting hair plugs never crossed my mind either, people seriously need to learn to cope. I never even realized how bad motherfuckers are taking hair loss until i hit my mid-30s and heard virtually all of my male friends bitching like a bunch of women over it, never has been an issue i worried about for me.
Yeah I mean not everyone looks good taking it all the way down, I'm fortunate enough to have a good head shape for it so I prefer it.
It is wild how insecure guys are about that shit, but like I said, if it would've started earlier than my 30s who knows? Maybe I would've been more insecure about it.
 
Why do zoom zooms think curly hair looks good? It looks shit, especially when long.
If you are young and lean with above average but not too high musclemass and your skin color is no darker than mulatto, it is a complete pussymagnet, trust me Bro, young women are into that if you match this criteria.

Women are only slightly more into """mature""" men than men are into older women
 
I cannot imagine how gay and pathetic you have to be to (as a man) wear a wig. Especially when you're out and about trying to rizz up girls. Are you gonna keep the baseball cap on while you fuck?
 
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