Looksmaxers - Looking good, at any cost. The other side of the troonism coin. Big Pharma's guinea pigs.

@Ruined by the Rain wrote:
I've been summoned

My country do this shit, here let me serve you picture of what it's like. If you want to know more about dick modding just ask me

It's lowlife type shit to do. But you won't lose your dick if you did it right

Disclaimer: These are found in 5 minutes of Googling. I don't have these saved on my phone but I want to show you guys it's not immediately a death sentence for your penis. <snip for brevity>
Edit: I forgot a very important thing you all should know. Faggots are the ones who actually do like modded cock and shit like that. So basically it's a depraved faggot thing
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Do you know what these losers are injecting to do this stupid cock-swelling?

I presume it's synthol, but I suppose bovine collagen is also a possibility, despite it being much more expensive in comparison (and not as permanent).
 
Androgenic got framemogged (?) by Andrew Tate:

He also reveals that he's getting a hair transplant, and Clav is paying for it:

I don't think he got those facial surgeries that he said he was going to livestream.
 
Guns of the Gaytriots said:
He also reveals that he's getting a hair transplant, and Clav is paying for it:
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I took a shower and had some thoughts. Listen, Looksmaxxers who are lurking on Kiwi Farms; this is a terrible fucking idea.

Yes, Andro gets his stuff paid for. Yes, he gets to help Clavicular promote his business and promote the surgeon. Yes, he gets that head of hair. But holy shit, if the low end is 20k$, that's still nuts. Braden Peters OWNS Androgenic for the next few fucking years at the very minimum. Sure, you can say its a gift and a deal to promote yourself, but that's a social contract of loyalty to the Clavicular brand. Through good or bad, thick or thin, you are not just sucking his cock when he asks you, you're jumping in to help clean up any fucking messes he ends up in. Clav sticks with a violent retard named Violet Lentz, does COPIOUS amounts of illegal drugs, gets himself into stupid shit, and likely has a poor grasp of money. Before Clav got popular, he got revenge on a girl by flashing her in public: you are now the person who will do that for him if he so chooses. You are now his employee, you have to do the stupid shit he asks of you or become a BETRAYER and PARIAH in the social capital of Lookmaxxers. Looksmaxxing isn't just looking pretty and sucking cock, it's social capital on websites through connections and prettieness. Braden actually serving time in prison without taking Andro with him after getting hair implants is the happiest ending for Andro.
 
AMHOLIO said:
I took a shower and had some thoughts. Listen, Looksmaxxers who are lurking on Kiwi Farms; this is a terrible fucking idea.
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Absolutely, even if only on a biological basis. Roid rats who megadose like these guys do basically speedrun male pattern baldness, and hair transplants involve moving unaffected hair to affected sites. Chances are that that hair will bite the dust shortly in any case.
AMHOLIO said:
Clav sticks with a violent retard named Violet Lentz
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I was astonished that this person is not a tranny, despite the name and behaviour.
 
This is old news, it happened at the beginning of Clav's marathon stream but I haven't seen it mentioned in the thread yet: Androgenic wears shoulder pads.
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Imagine what these morons could accomplish if they put the same amount of effort into their fucking studies, skills, investments, jobs, or even a sport (so they look good and have skill). :stress:
 
AMHOLIO said:
Imagine what these morons could accomplish if they put the same amount of effort into their fucking studies, skills, investments, jobs, or even a sport (so they look good and have skill). :stress:
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These people spend their time spending hundreds of dollars to break their face, do hair transplants, and tons of drugs. Meanwhile, I'm just looking for new hair brushes and combs to use for my hair, both on my head and on my face. Maybe I should learn how to use a safety razor. Looking at good soap, along with shampoo and conditioner, have worked as well.
 
AMHOLIO said:
Imagine what these morons could accomplish if they put the same amount of effort into their fucking studies, skills, investments, jobs, or even a sport (so they look good and have skill). :stress:
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It's funny because these guys at least claim to be heterosexual and seems to have missed the entire point that women often value things like financial and emotional stability over looks when looking for a partner. Most guys do alright as long as they can do basic hygiene and aren't hamplanets as long as they are able to show they're somewhat stable.
 
Guns of the Gaytriots said:
He also reveals that he's getting a hair transplant, and Clav is paying for it:
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$20-30k with Dr. Miami with a discount for hair transplants?! Dr Miami doesn't even do hair, he does breast, body lipo, BBLs and some rhinoplasty.

Andro could do it in Turkey at a high end clinic for like $10-16k for 3 sessions on the high end and thats with a complete hotel and transportation. With promotions and marketing from Andro, they may knock it down even more or cover airfare. Airfare is like $1000 tops round trip to Turkey from Miami. You can get butchers in Turkey but there are many hospitals like Medical Park and Memorial who have incredible facilities and doctors that do excellent work. An Istanbul stream would be fun and different, plus he could probably get sponsors easily. If Andro was smart he could fix his hair for a lot less and without sucking Clavs dick for years.

Im really surprised how little these looksmaxers talk about surgery and technicals. In theory, they could be a wealth of information, like there different approaches to hair, but they never touch on that. Its all lifting, peptides and meth. Sounds more like circuit party gays comparing looks and drugs than masculine alpha males. How silly.
 
A few days ago, I heard 2 kids arguing while in a store and one told the other "Don't call me Clavicular!". Gave me glimmer of hope for the future if even 12 year olds see Clav as a freak and a lolcow.
 
The Looksmaxx Injecting Spa is the new Beauty Parlor.
kstop said:
I don't think this kid has his own thread, but this level of contouring to hide his old lady jowls and his rounded cheeks is comical.
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Theres a dozen places on the face you can tweak and even out with filler and botox. The bad results are only noticeable standouts. Idk why they don't promote places like AceCosm where you can buy fillers and botox from Korea. Seems like it would be the easiest place to start.
 
Drip Torch said:
Fashion can be quite retarded. But what is with the broccoli hair? Are Gen Z'ers getting getting perms on mass, or the gay frog chemicals causing a change in hair phenotypes?
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I would say that the pot noodle haircut as I call it is the equivalent of the 90's "curtains" hairstyle which was popular back in the day. A haircut which looked good at the time but when you see old photos of yourself with bleached floppy hair you can't help but cringe.
 
For those who aren't following the Clavicular homocide thread, looks like Androgenic might not be getting that surgery after all. :story:
CatboyCumDump said:
CLAV GOT ANDROGENIC DEPORTED - HIS TEAM CALLED ICE OVER THE HANDLING OF THE OVERDOSE EPISODE
(That's the aussie with the addies)

https://x.com/Clav0Updates/status/2044622872933536193 | https://archive.ph/wip/KCh44



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CatboyCumDump said:
Androgenic has posted as of 1 hour ago and claims that he is no longer in the US, says he cannot say more at the moment but "the situation is fucked"
https://x.com/androgenic_/status/2045115895257927690 | https://archive.ph/wip/bFU06

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Without further detail, it's hard to say what exactly is going on or if this is a stunt. However, it does seem like the group is too stupid to fake things convincingly, so I'm inclined to believe it is real.
 
ANDROGENIC HAS HAD HIS KICK ACCOUNT BANNED

Inserted himself into a fight on stream, shoved some woman over it appears and then gets shoved himself



edit: also some clip of him talking about the speculation in clav's viewer community that the OD incident was staged to draw more attention to his club opening
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AMHOLIO said:
It'd be nice to know who his tard wranglers are. That's got to be a tough and callous job.
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Truly a herculean effort.
AMHOLIO said:
You take steroids, work out, and you still get knocked over easy? Jesus man.

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Guy who punched him's physique on the left. He cannot stop getting mogged. Can't believe ICE confiscated his wig
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The problem with most of these looksfagging idiots is that they're not athletic. Oh sure they work out, (well, not Gayden but the other ones maybe) but they've never put any time into actually training, or heaven forbid, getting into an actual fight (wouldn't want to smear that makeup would we?), so the instant someone who's not 115lbs or a 63 year old woman comes at them with an ounce of aggression they fold like a wet noodle. Here for example, he rushes in, thinking his "physique" will frighten off anyone from even daring to hit back, shoves someone who's not even paying attention to him, then gets bodied like a bitch. It makes you look even worse then not trying to fight at all. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL! STOP BEING A BITCH, BREAK A NOSE, CHIP YOUR TOOTH! GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE! LEARN HOW TO FUCKING FIGHT, OR AT LEAST STOP TRYING TO FIGHT IF YOU'RE A TWINK!

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That's what getting punched feels like kiddo, don't look so surprised!
 
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