Lord of the Rings TV Series in Development - How could this POSSIBLY go wrong...

They will see every important piece of your cultural history erased and replaced with a new homogenous interpretation. It will ALL be assimilated, and if you resist, you shall be made a social pariah.
Again, give them enough time and they will try to erase the past...
Soon the original films will be re-edited to include more diversity, and every new edition of the books will be rewritten to include more inclusive language. Everything important to you will slowly be destroyed.

Will the presence of God offend them so much they will remove all reference to Him?
God will now be a chiseled black man and you will bow down and suck his BBC as he impregnates all the white blonde-haired numenorean females.
 

Not to flog an old horse, but

Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made​

 
I suppose it was only time before they came for LoTR as the next big thing to absolutely ruin, after the SW franchise got pulverized.

I'm honestly amazed at how they can piss away an incredible amount of money on a product nobody asked for. The original theatrical trilogy (2001-2003) had a combined budget of $281 million dollars (or approximately $461.9 million in today's dollars, taking into account the inflation rate on the year each respective movie released). This presumably includes the cost of several hundred extras, actual armor sets, live animals, training, costumes, etc. Yet, the incredible imagery and talent the movies obtained was priceless. In comparison, the first season alone will allegedly cost $465 million and seems to be actively alienating its main fanbase.
 
I'm totally fine with them diversifying up Eriador in the Second Age

By the time of the War of the Ring, all this diversity has disappeared from the lands of the West

So... something good must have happened in the intervening millennia
The Men of Gondor cucked the Nigs of the East.
 
I'm totally fine with them diversifying up Eriador in the Second Age

By the time of the War of the Ring, all this diversity has disappeared from the lands of the West

So... something good must have happened in the intervening millennia
That's a good point, how does amazon justify the sudden lack of diversity in the actual LOTR story? Are we going to reach a point where they consider LOTR non-canon?
 
The Men of Gondor cucked the Nigs of the East.
"And in that hour the great Battle of the field of Gondor was over; and not one living foe was left within the circuit of the Rammas. All were slain save those who fled to die, or to drown in the red foam of the River. Few ever came eastward to Morgul or Mordor; and to the land of the Haradrim came only a tale from far off: a rumour of the wrath and terror of Gondorian buck breaking."
 
I'm honestly amazed at how they can piss away an incredible amount of money on a product nobody asked for. The original theatrical trilogy (2001-2003) had a combined budget of $281 million dollars (or approximately $461.9 million in today's dollars, taking into account the inflation rate on the year each respective movie released). This presumably includes the cost of several hundred extras, actual armor sets, live animals, training, costumes, etc. Yet, the incredible imagery and talent the movies obtained was priceless. In comparison, the first season alone will allegedly cost $465 million and seems to be actively alienating its main fanbase.
That’s what branding and marketing deals are for.
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This is real, btw.
 
Whats weird to me is that apparently Bezos is a fan of LoTR and that was why Amazon did this to begin with.

I guess it makes sense when we realize that woke is the new religion and blames RACISM for the world ills and not all the other shit Bezoes does as a cause of the worlds ills and he might believe in it enough to sleep at night.
 
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Honestly? I think they will add a lot of non Tolkien elements into the show-the meteor thing, and probably other generic crap. Amazon may have signed an agreement that they would not trash the lore-but who exactly is going to stop them from doing so? Does the Tolkien estate have any right to put their hands up and say "show cancelled, you broke your word"-if not, then there is no such safeguard.
I'm sure that agreement was written in ink, right? I doubt they just pinky-sweared it. So the Tolkien estate could easily sue Amazon for breach of contract and have a pretty ironclad case if they made explicit stipulations. It's not like they don't have the money to pursue it either. A judge could impose a hefty fine and, more importantly, order Amazon to knock off the funny business, which means canning or reshooting the entire show. A gargantuan waste of time and money in either case, which is probably why they've wisely avoided transgression.

They need the audience to recognize he's a villain and they assume making him handsome and beautiful would confuse normies.
Minor correction. Don't get me wrong, the average viewer is dumb, just not as dumb as corporations think they are, otherwise we wouldn't have had all these miscalculated wokefest products bombing so often.

Studios are run by neurotics who unleash a deluge of terrified piss the second they think they might lose money because of some misstep, so they're pathologically risk-averse by nature. They're so committed to playing it safe that they often develop tunnel vision and it all comes back to bite them in the ass.

For decades they've resisted attempts to shoot movies in non-English languages, because they assumed American audiences were too lazy and stupid to read subtitles. Then noted friend of Israel Mel Gibson comes around and releases two films back-to-back which weren't just entirely shot in foreign languages, but ancient, borderline extinct ones and they were massively succesful. Similarly, they've always shied away from having amoral scumbag protagonists I tv shows. Anti-hero was the furthest they liked to go. Then you got a string of hits with The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, etc. It took them a while to get on board but now they've overshot in the other direction and these days you struggle to find a TV show or movie where the leads aren't some brooding grimdark psychopath with a seriously screwed-up moral compass but we're still supposed to like them. They still don't get that good writing is what makes a product good, instead they prefer to check off boxes of things they think are popular and shoe horn them in, so now every protagonist has to do some retarded edgy shit, regardless of how incongruous it is with their character or the overal tone.

Honestly, you can take a look at the production of any great TV show or movie and you're almost guaranteed to find examples of studios trying to force through notes that would've made them stink, and the strong creative drive behind the success of the end product putting their foot down and telling them to fuck off. There's absolutely no chance of that happening here, this shit has been completely corporatized from the inception and the suits have made sure to maintain complete control and snuff out the slightest flicker of dissent.

Every single creative decision we've seen thus far feels like the laziest and most uninspired box-ticking imaginable. It's a crowning example of how not to approach an adaptation like this.
 
If they're going to make a tv show with a budget approaching half a billion dollars, couldn't they come up with their own original concept? That way they can do whatever they want without alienating any fans of a preexisting work. I know the Shadow cannot create, only corrupt, but if your going to blow an amount of money comparable to a country's GDP might as well do it on something people have never seen before. Sure it won't have the name brand recognition as LOTR right away, but you could build it up to where in time it does get super popular.

I think I'm just bummed they're going to fumble an adaption of the 2nd Age so hard. The 2nd Age has Sauron creating the Rings, the fall of Númenor, the War of the last Alliance, etc. It's brimming with events and stories ripe for adaptation, and they're going to screw it up in service to corporate diversity and hacky writing. (:_(
 
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Is Bezos really a fan or is he a "fan"? He could have just said that for PR reasons. Either way I doubt he actually has anything to do with the production of this.
Dude paid for more Expanse cause he liked the show. He is doing Blue Ocean cause he likes space travel. Dude is for sure a sci fi nerd. I have no doubt the dude has at least read LoTR.
 
>diversity uniting to defeat a common white enemy
I'm going to have to apologize to the race war schizos, aren't I?

I'm totally fine with them diversifying up Eriador in the Second Age

By the time of the War of the Ring, all this diversity has disappeared from the lands of the West

So... something good must have happened in the intervening millennia
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The  Scouring Gentrifying of the Shire.
 
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