🐮 Lolcow Lord Shadrach

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Is it too much to ask to have a dream where the cast from Duck Dynasty are all in Mexico complete with sombreros, space aliens, The Nostalgia Critic, Aztecs and Neil deGrasse Tyson singing Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" along with Race Bannon (from Johnny Quest), Dr. Phil, and Captain Kirk all siting together at table drinking coke and eating beef jerky?
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The fuck did I just read.
 
mardonik said:
Pretty sure he's describing the next Pooh's Adventures.
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Next thing you know he's gonna dream how Batista was playing a poker game with Brock Samson, Hakumen and The Incredible Hulk.

...oh geez. I just went full-on Pooh's Adventures.
 
Dilbertmann said:
Next thing you know he's gonna dream how Batista was playing a poker game with Brock Samson, Hakumen and The Incredible Hulk.

...oh geez. I just went full-on Pooh's Adventures.
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Also, don't forget that LordShadrach is incredibly fond of Jesus and chickens. Like sprinkle random chickens all over this scene for maximum verisimilitude and have Buddy Christ giving a thumbs-up in the background.
 
buster_kitten said:
Also, don't forget that LordShadrach is incredibly fond of Jesus and chickens. Like sprinkle random chickens all over this scene for maximum verisimilitude and have Buddy Christ giving a thumbs-up in the background.
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Chickens? Oh god, please don't tell me he has a fetish for chicken-fucking.
 
Dilbertmann said:
Chickens? Oh god, please don't tell me he has a fetish for chicken-fucking.
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He says they're sweet and pretty and he loves them. His heavy breathing adds an unpleasant touch. One does steel oneself for the worst, yeah?
 
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Seriously I grew up with chickens, anyone who likes them obviously has never encountered a live one in any setting, they were all rotten to the core. Awful little birds.
 
Chickens a shit.

Muscovy ducks are assholes too.
 
Johnny Bravo said:
The fuck did I just read.
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The weirdness I usually write about. Oh trust me. I need to show you my short story, Word Salad.
Pikonic said:
I work with chickens, they're assholes.
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Those birds were fun to raise. I should show you the photos I took of them back when I raised them.
Dilbertmann said:
Chickens? Oh god, please don't tell me he has a fetish for chicken-fucking.
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Sorry, I am not into that sort of thing. While I love chickens yes, there things in this world I refuse to do and chicken-fucking is one of them.
Dilbertmann said:
Next thing you know he's gonna dream how Batista was playing a poker game with Brock Samson, Hakumen and The Incredible Hulk.

...oh geez. I just went full-on Pooh's Adventures.
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Ahahahaha. Fan fictions do get strange at times. As for that dream post I did, looking back I realize how ridiculous it was. One thing you need to know about me is unlike Chris-Chan, I can honesty look back at some of the stuff I did or wrote and lament my past actions. At the time it was funny or entertaining, but now I just cringe.
Null said:
Even if nothing else, he's wearing the fucking Lolcow Glasses. That's obviously reason enough.
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Update: I bought new glasses in 2018. My lens are much smaller and better looking too.
Durable Mike Malloy said:
Oh man the things this guy likes on Fb are pretty great. Jesus is My #1 Doctor.
https://www.facebook.com/LordShadrach/likes

According to his profile on Askaninja.com, his interests include Creationism, Old School World Wrestling Entertainment, Chickens, and Animals Like Chickens.

source.
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Yeah, you got to have more than one interest. I like to have a variety of things and tastes.
 
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