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LordShadrach said:
Also, looking back at some of the things I did during my online presence, two things come to mind:

Cringe and regret.

The list of things I would have done differently if I had to do them all over again are endless. Believe me on that.
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I'm sure there are plenty of cringeworthy things you regret in your past, but a lot of the things I pointed out were relatively recent. Your video calling Chris Chan a "cum dumpster" was about half a year ago. You were recording videos in a room with a Confederate flag obscured by a towering wall of Funko pops 3 weeks ago. That weird scientist ASMR video was earlier this week.

I don't doubt that you find your past to be cringe, but that's not why I made that post. I wrote it because you're still pretty cringe, and I don't know if you're self-aware enough to see that.
 
Johnny Clyde Cash said:
I'm sure there are plenty of cringeworthy things you regret in your past, but a lot of the things I pointed out were relatively recent. Your video calling Chris Chan a "cum dumpster" was about half a year ago. You were recording videos in a room with a Confederate flag obscured by a towering wall of Funko pops 3 weeks ago. That weird scientist ASMR video was earlier this week.

I don't doubt that you find your past to be cringe, but that's not why I made that post. I wrote it because you're still pretty cringe, and I don't know if you're self-aware enough to see that.
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Allow me to elaborate further.

The Confederate Flag it is for Historical Purposes only. In fact, I have an 1863 American Flag to go with it. Both of which were part of a plan to create a History Room. Part Library Part Museum. It would have been filled with diaramas, models, statues, flags, and recreations of famous artwork.

Chris-Chan deserves the title of Cum Dumpster because of the sick things he did regarding his own mother. When I heard the news, I came so close to throwing up, it was not even funny.

As for the scientist guy, it is Dr. Stein from the Anime series Soul Eater. It is one of my favorite shows. While not 100% accurate, it is still a cosplay I enjoy wearing.



Well, anything else you want to ask me?

RembrandtCourage said:
Hello Shadrach! I took a look at your more recent pictures and I have to ask, why do you have the pedostache style of moustache? It's not doing you any favors. Please shave it, or at least grow it out so it's no longer a pedostache.
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That is just how it grows unfortunately. ><

If I did grow it out, it would not look any different. Now I do trim it every now and then though.
 
LordShadrach said:
The Confederate Flag it is for Historical Purposes only. In fact, I have an 1863 American Flag to go with it. Both of which were part of a plan to create a History Room. Part Library Part Museum. It would have been filled with diaramas, models, statues, flags, and recreations of famous artwork.
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Okay, but instead of doing any of that, you stacked a bunch of Funko pops in such a way that it hides the flag. Displaying a Confederate flag is already pretty trashy and stupid, but hiding it behind Funko pops is the one way I can think of to make it trashier.

LordShadrach said:
Chris-Chan deserves the title of Cum Dumpster because of the sick things he did regarding his own mother. When I heard the news, I came so close to throwing up, it was not even funny.
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The problem is that that's not what the term 'cum dumpster' means and it's hilarious that you called him that repeatedly despite not knowing what it actually meant.

LordShadrach said:
Well, anything else you want to ask me?
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I have one question that involves some preamble, so bear with me.

You're overweight despite working an active job. You have unattractive facial hair and no idea how to dress yourself. From your mukbangs it seems you mostly eat processed, unhealthy slop. You live with your parents at age 36 (soon to be 37). By your own admission you work a dead-end job that pays poorly and has no benefits or transferable skills. You have no girlfriend or spouse, and at this point in your life starting a family simply isn't going to happen. You claim to have been in a relationship for three years, but there's more compelling evidence to indicate that most of your relationship history involves stalking uninterested women until you finally get the hint and leave them alone. You have no real interesting or useful hobbies. The videos you upload to Youtube are lucky to crack a couple hundred views at a time, and most of your followers seem to enjoy taunting you. Despite having a college degree in history, you're shockingly inarticulate and incoherent, and it seems like that degree was a complete waste of time if your only real work has been security. Put bluntly: you're a loser.

With all of that in mind, my question is: why are you so preoccupied with Chris Chan, a person you will never meet and who will never know your name, when it seems like there is so much wrong with your life that could probably be improved if you focused your energy on fixing what's broken instead of getting angry about what Chris Chan does when those things not only don't effect you, but are beyond your ability to control even if they did?
 
Johnny Clyde Cash said:
Okay, but instead of doing any of that, you stacked a bunch of Funko pops in such a way that it hides the flag. Displaying a Confederate flag is already pretty trashy and stupid, but hiding it behind Funko pops is the one way I can think of to make it trashier.



The problem is that that's not what the term 'cum dumpster' means and it's hilarious that you called him that repeatedly despite not knowing what it actually meant.



I have one question that involves some preamble, so bear with me.

You're overweight despite working an active job. You have unattractive facial hair and no idea how to dress yourself. From your mukbangs it seems you mostly eat processed, unhealthy slop. You live with your parents at age 36 (soon to be 37). By your own admission you work a dead-end job that pays poorly and has no benefits or transferable skills. You have no girlfriend or spouse, and at this point in your life starting a family simply isn't going to happen. You claim to have been in a relationship for three years, but there's more compelling evidence to indicate that most of your relationship history involves stalking uninterested women until you finally get the hint and leave them alone. You have no real interesting or useful hobbies. The videos you upload to Youtube are lucky to crack a couple hundred views at a time, and most of your followers seem to enjoy taunting you. Despite having a college degree in history, you're shockingly inarticulate and incoherent, and it seems like that degree was a complete waste of time if your only real work has been security. Put bluntly: you're a loser.

With all of that in mind, my question is: why are you so preoccupied with Chris Chan, a person you will never meet and who will never know your name, when it seems like there is so much wrong with your life that could probably be improved if you focused your energy on fixing what's broken instead of getting angry about what Chris Chan does when those things not only don't effect you, but are beyond your ability to control even if they did?
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In regard to Chris-Chan, he is a popular topic right now. So I am at liberty to say my piece if I so desire. Also, if I am so preoccupied with Chris-Chan as you say, then what about your preoccupation with me? What about that huh? You want to blast me for my opinions on Chris-Chan. However, you seem to invest in a lot of energy into me. Far more than I've ever done with Chris-Chan himself!

Oh, and calling him a Cum Dumpster, according to Urban Dictionary, one of the definitions is as follows:

An offensive and vile insult.

It suggests that the person at the recieving end of the insult has only one use - to be filled with semen, used as a garbage.
I hate so-and-so S/He is a cum dumpster.
(source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum-dumpster&page=3)

As being a "loser', as you claim, unlike Chris whom seems to care little about his life or changing it for the better, I can improve myself if I wanted to. In fact, I am working on several certifications right now that allow better pay and benefits. So you cannot write me off because of certain past actions.

Then you mention my funko pops. A LOT of people are collecting funko pops, so what is your point? As for what I eat, its my damn business. And just so you know about my mixed up foods, I like to see how different flavors react to one another.

My YouTube videos? Well, its something I enjoy doing. If I make 1,000s of views, that's great. If not, oh well. As I see it, YouTube is an outlet of expression for me. Am I popular? No. Is it fun? Absolutely.

The real question is this: Why are you obsessed with me, pal? You do not know me personally. Is your life really so pathetic and boring, you have to obsess over me to feel good about yourself? As for anything I said about Chris-Chan, I've made only three videos and an article about him. However, what I said about him has been sporadic. You, on the other hand, seem so heavily invested into me, you wrote a biography on me. Wow, I am THAT impressed.

If I am as pathetic as you claim, why are you wasting your precious time on me? If you REALLY want to know the truth about me, my DMs are open. We can talk there if you like.
 
LordShadrach said:
In regard to Chris-Chan, he is a popular topic right now. So I am at liberty to say my piece if I so desire. Also, if I am so preoccupied with Chris-Chan as you say, then what about your preoccupation with me? What about that huh? You want to blast me for my opinions on Chris-Chan. However, you seem to invest in a lot of energy into me. Far more than I've ever done with Chris-Chan himself!

Oh, and calling him a Cum Dumpster, according to Urban Dictionary, one of the definitions is as follows:

An offensive and vile insult.

It suggests that the person at the recieving end of the insult has only one use - to be filled with semen, used as a garbage.
I hate so-and-so S/He is a cum dumpster.
(source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum-dumpster&page=3)

As being a "loser', as you claim, unlike Chris whom seems to care little about his life or changing it for the better, I can improve myself if I wanted to. In fact, I am working on several certifications right now that allow better pay and benefits. So you cannot write me off because of certain past actions.

Then you mention my funko pops. A LOT of people are collecting funko pops, so what is your point? As for what I eat, its my damn business. And just so you know about my mixed up foods, I like to see how different flavors react to one another.

My YouTube videos? Well, its something I enjoy doing. If I make 1,000s of views, that's great. If not, oh well. As I see it, YouTube is an outlet of expression for me. Am I popular? No. Is it fun? Absolutely.

The real question is this: Why are you obsessed with me, pal? You do not know me personally. Is your life really so pathetic and boring, you have to obsess over me to feel good about yourself? As for anything I said about Chris-Chan, I've made only three videos and an article about him. However, what I said about him has been sporadic. You, on the other hand, seem so heavily invested into me, you wrote a biography on me. Wow, I am THAT impressed.

If I am as pathetic as you claim, why are you wasting your precious time on me? If you REALLY want to know the truth about me, my DMs are open. We can talk there if you like.
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:story:

Absolute kino. Prose that stilted can only come from an AI or a genuine old-school sperglord. A sperg-lord, DSM-V be damned. Dr. Asperger would recognize it instantly.
 
Johnny Clyde Cash said:
Okay, but instead of doing any of that, you stacked a bunch of Funko pops in such a way that it hides the flag. Displaying a Confederate flag is already pretty trashy and stupid, but hiding it behind Funko pops is the one way I can think of to make it trashier.



The problem is that that's not what the term 'cum dumpster' means and it's hilarious that you called him that repeatedly despite not knowing what it actually meant.



I have one question that involves some preamble, so bear with me.

You're overweight despite working an active job. You have unattractive facial hair and no idea how to dress yourself. From your mukbangs it seems you mostly eat processed, unhealthy slop. You live with your parents at age 36 (soon to be 37). By your own admission you work a dead-end job that pays poorly and has no benefits or transferable skills. You have no girlfriend or spouse, and at this point in your life starting a family simply isn't going to happen. You claim to have been in a relationship for three years, but there's more compelling evidence to indicate that most of your relationship history involves stalking uninterested women until you finally get the hint and leave them alone. You have no real interesting or useful hobbies. The videos you upload to Youtube are lucky to crack a couple hundred views at a time, and most of your followers seem to enjoy taunting you. Despite having a college degree in history, you're shockingly inarticulate and incoherent, and it seems like that degree was a complete waste of time if your only real work has been security. Put bluntly: you're a loser.

With all of that in mind, my question is: why are you so preoccupied with Chris Chan, a person you will never meet and who will never know your name, when it seems like there is so much wrong with your life that could probably be improved if you focused your energy on fixing what's broken instead of getting angry about what Chris Chan does when those things not only don't effect you, but are beyond your ability to control even if they did?
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>36 is too late to start a family
You're getting your genders mixed up

LordShadrach said:
In regard to Chris-Chan, he is a popular topic right now. So I am at liberty to say my piece if I so desire. Also, if I am so preoccupied with Chris-Chan as you say, then what about your preoccupation with me? What about that huh? You want to blast me for my opinions on Chris-Chan. However, you seem to invest in a lot of energy into me. Far more than I've ever done with Chris-Chan himself!

Oh, and calling him a Cum Dumpster, according to Urban Dictionary, one of the definitions is as follows:

An offensive and vile insult.

It suggests that the person at the recieving end of the insult has only one use - to be filled with semen, used as a garbage.
I hate so-and-so S/He is a cum dumpster.
(source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum-dumpster&page=3)

As being a "loser', as you claim, unlike Chris whom seems to care little about his life or changing it for the better, I can improve myself if I wanted to. In fact, I am working on several certifications right now that allow better pay and benefits. So you cannot write me off because of certain past actions.

Then you mention my funko pops. A LOT of people are collecting funko pops, so what is your point? As for what I eat, its my damn business. And just so you know about my mixed up foods, I like to see how different flavors react to one another.

My YouTube videos? Well, its something I enjoy doing. If I make 1,000s of views, that's great. If not, oh well. As I see it, YouTube is an outlet of expression for me. Am I popular? No. Is it fun? Absolutely.

The real question is this: Why are you obsessed with me, pal? You do not know me personally. Is your life really so pathetic and boring, you have to obsess over me to feel good about yourself? As for anything I said about Chris-Chan, I've made only three videos and an article about him. However, what I said about him has been sporadic. You, on the other hand, seem so heavily invested into me, you wrote a biography on me. Wow, I am THAT impressed.

If I am as pathetic as you claim, why are you wasting your precious time on me? If you REALLY want to know the truth about me, my DMs are open. We can talk there if you like.
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Youre not a loser, you've got a job which is more than what half of these faggots can claim. You seem a little sperg but I bet you'd clean up nice.
 
wharf rat said:
Actually if you control for males tending to be older than their wives, both males and females contribute about the same increased risk after the age of 35 of spawning an autist.
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Source? as far as im aware at least the male side doesn't really go bad until 60s on average
 
LordShadrach said:
If I did grow it out, it would not look any different.
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This is blatantly untrue. Seriously look at pedophile mugshots or stories of pedophiles caught. They usually have a very distinct style of moustache. I don't know why it's almost always like that but it just is. Getting back on point though you can use their pictures as a frame of reference to trim and shave as necessary or like I said, at least groom and grow it out to something non-pederast. You'll be doing yourself a favor, I promise.

EDIT: on age and autism I think the more important factor is the age of the woman. I think the age of the sperm is less of a factor than the age of the egg being fertilized. Back in the old days you had plenty of 40ish year old guys with 20 something moms. I'm pulling this out of my ass though so who knows.
 
Ga1v5 said:
Source? as far as im aware at least the male side doesn't really go bad until 60s on average
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I'm having trouble finding the citation directly off-hand but it has to do with the fact that the impact of maternal age is skewed due to having proportionally older partners so the differences in these graphs is misleading. But think I misphrased it - the female does produce more risk but the way it increases is the same, if you control for age of partner.

Either way, more and more genX and soon enough millenials (God forbid) having kids around this age has helped us reap a bounty of lolcows if nothing else.
 
wharf rat said:
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I'm having trouble finding the citation directly off-hand but it has to do with the fact that the impact of maternal age is skewed due to having proportionally older partners so the differences in these graphs is misleading. But think I misphrased it - the female does produce more risk but the way it increases is the same, if you control for age of partner.

Either way, more and more genX and soon enough millenials (God forbid) having kids around this age has helped us reap a bounty of lolcows if nothing else.
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reeks of jewshit to get young men tied up before they're ready, every statistic ive ever heard is essentially the opposite - men stay fertile into old age while women become a dice roll after 35
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Ga1v5 said:
reeks of jewshit to get young men tied up before they're ready, every statistic ive ever heard is essentially the opposite - men stay fertile into old age while women become a dice roll after 35
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Tony Randall had two kids in his 70's with a woman in her 20's and they turned out fine.

Men produce sperm every day while women are born with all the eggs they will ever have. An older woman will have older eggs that might be damaged while a healthy older man will have fresh healthy sperm.

Why do they all have the pedostache? There is a simple explanation that nobody wants to talk about. When the moustache reaches a certain length, the hair reaches the mouth. The crazy person then bites off the hair. The reason all these insane people have moustaches the same length is because they are eating their facial hair.
 
LordShadrach said:
Oh, and calling him a Cum Dumpster, according to Urban Dictionary, one of the definitions is as follows:

An offensive and vile insult.

It suggests that the person at the recieving end of the insult has only one use - to be filled with semen, used as a garbage.
I hate so-and-so S/He is a cum dumpster.
(source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum-dumpster&page=3)
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Yes, that means you're saying that Chris Chan is someone who gets fucked by tons of guys and filled with cum. That's disgusting and cringe, bro.

LordShadrach said:
Also, if I am so preoccupied with Chris-Chan as you say, then what about your preoccupation with me? What about that huh? You want to blast me for my opinions on Chris-Chan. However, you seem to invest in a lot of energy into me. Far more than I've ever done with Chris-Chan himself!

The real question is this: Why are you obsessed with me, pal? You do not know me personally. Is your life really so pathetic and boring, you have to obsess over me to feel good about yourself? As for anything I said about Chris-Chan, I've made only three videos and an article about him. However, what I said about him has been sporadic. You, on the other hand, seem so heavily invested into me, you wrote a biography on me. Wow, I am THAT impressed.

If I am as pathetic as you claim, why are you wasting your precious time on me?
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So instead of answering honestly, you're deflecting. About the response I'd expect from a cow.

LordShadrach said:
As being a "loser', as you claim, unlike Chris whom seems to care little about his life or changing it for the better, I can improve myself if I wanted to. In fact, I am working on several certifications right now that allow better pay and benefits. So you cannot write me off because of certain past actions.
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Another question with some preamble, because I think this will get to the heart of the matter.

Let's do a bit of a thought experiment. Let's imagine for a moment that this thread being published back in 2014 led to immense interest in your antics here on the Farms. People started looking up your Lord Shadrach username and found all of your accounts, and then found everything tied to your Cyraka username as well (including your address, which I found by googling one of your usernames). Everyone starts posting for pages and pages going over your artwork, your videos, your posts on all your different websites...everything.

Then some people decide, hey, let's not just observe. Let's mess around with him. So they find where you work and they harass your boss with phone calls until you get fired. They send pizzas or even SWAT teams to your house. They catfish you and publish your nudes online. Your thread becomes so popular that it becomes the first result people find when they Google your name, usernames, or address. After a while the only people associating with you are people who want to fuck with you more in hopes that you'll do something even funnier, making you increasingly suggestible to doing insane, if not illegal, things. Things like raping your senile mother, or sending nudes to someone underage, or having sex with a dog like all of those furries you think are so 'cool' and 'awesome' and that you sympathize with and support so much (while totally not actually being a furry yourself, no sir, no way).

Seven years of this go by. You can't get a job because any background search will turn up your thread, and any place that hired you would get harassed by your trolls anyway. You can't trust anybody that you know because every person who interacts with you might be a troll. Anything you post online will get fucked with. Take a picture of yourself talking to a girl on Facebook who isn't a troll? She'll get harassed until she dumps you. Take a picture of yourself just chilling in a bar? They'll get called and harassed until you're asked to leave. And throughout all of this, more people are whispering in your ear to do crazier shit for attention, and they're the only people who actually want to talk to you.

Keeping in mind that all of the above and more has happened to lots of cows on this website, including KingCobraJFS, Wings of Redemption and even Chris Chan himself, I have to ask: if you're better than Chris Chan, what would you do in the situation I described that would allow you to live anything resembling a normal life, with a good job, your own home, and a family of your own (or at least a partner who actually cares about you)?
 
First of all, Johnny Clyde Cash, I answered your question about Chris-Chan already.
LordShadrach said:
In regard to Chris-Chan, he is a popular topic right now. So I am at liberty to say my piece if I so desire. Also, if I am so preoccupied with Chris-Chan as you say, then what about your preoccupation with me? What about that huh? You want to blast me for my opinions on Chris-Chan. However, you seem to invest in a lot of energy into me. Far more than I've ever done with Chris-Chan himself!
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As for calling Chris-Chan a "cum dumpster", that was the worst insult I could think of at the time. A good portion of my videos are all impromptu.

Also if that sort of thing did happen to me, I would be contacting the authorities to get this to stop if it could and attorneys to sue for harassment and slander.

Like I said before, why not get to know me first as a person, Johnny Clyde Cash? As in a fellow human being and not some lolcow as you may refer to me.

Once people get to know me as a person, they are then like, "Wow, this guy is a quirky oddball yes, but deep down he is a good guy with a good heart."
 
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LordShadrach said:
First of all, Johnny Clyde Cash, I answered your question about Chris-Chan already.
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No one's arguing that you can't upload videos of yourself yelling about how Chris Chan is a cum dumpster. I'm just very curious as to why you would do that, and my theory is that you're projecting a lot of your own issues onto Chris. You've admitted in other posts that you could have ended up like him. I personally think you're still more like him than you want to admit.

LordShadrach said:
Also if that sort of thing did happen to me, I would be contacting the authorities to get this to stop if it could and attorneys to sue for harassment and slander.
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That wouldn't work. The fact that you think that's a viable tactic confirms for me that you absolutely belong here and I was right to write that post.

Look through all of these posts. Each one was someone trying to get content removed from Kiwi Farms. People like Russel Greer and Melinda Scott have even tried suing the farms to get content or threads removed. They all failed. You would have failed too.

LordShadrach said:
Like I said before, why not get to know me first as a person, Johnny Clyde Cash? As in a fellow human being and not some lolcow as you may refer to me.

Once people get to know me as a person, they are then like, "Wow, this guy is a quirky oddball yes, but deep down he is a good guy with a good heart."
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You're not a person I want to know. I just think you're unintentionally funny.
 
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