Historical Lord Timothy Dexter - America's First Lolcow who constantly failed up and felted his alogs. The original teflon tard.

[Trombonista]

I'm not normally a fan of AI art, but these images are hilarious.

 

[Haloperidol]

I’m very pleased the current address is exactly what I thought it’d be.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The dox at the end fucking kills me.

 

[Sooty Soot]

He died on June 16, 1806. It was a total solar eclipse.

holy fucking shit

 

[Snorky]

Holy shit, I could not stop laughing while reading this. Dexterbros keep winning.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I’ve always felt there was something deeply American about being a complete tard and still managing to become stupid rich through nothing but luck and tenacity.

 

[Curious Lurker]

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Still not as funny as the crazy guy who declared himself empowered and would just wander around San Francisco

 

[Althalus]

Still not as funny as the crazy guy who declared himself empowered and would just wander around San Francisco

Joshua Norton? He would make a decent subject for a cow thread if he doesn't already have one. Walked around in an elaborate uniform with a sword, made his own currency that people used for the lulz, gave public speeches on the streets. But IIRC he was quite well liked due to basically being a harmless but amusing old man, and thousands attended his funeral when he died.