Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

Do you think Lori does his hair, even the dyeing? I think Kev would be better off even going to a cheap place like Firstchoice Haircutters or the US version, which I think is called Super Cuts. Even those people are all licensed hair stylists. I'd trust them more than Lori. It'd be better to let them bleach it too if they do that.
I can see Lori doing something like purposely leaving on bleach too long bc of some passive aggressive bullshit. You need to commit to regular trims if you're going to wear a look by a subculture that is very image focused. I hope he splurges and gets an Olaplex treatment. It's so painful to look at. If hair could feel, his would be crying.
If Lori can have her high maintenance acrylic nails vanity, he should invest in his hair.
Or maybe he spends it all on fake designer clothes, Nendoroids and animu skateboards.
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
I hope he splurges and gets an Olaplex treatment.
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Gorl it's Kevin he doesn't splurge on anything LOL Lori keeps all his money and sometimes drops him some pennies to buy his cheap chinese dropship crap to keep him in line.

The only way Kevin's hair could be saved would be shaving it all off and starting over, preferably after ditching Lori which is to say that hair is a lost cause already.
 
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I found the likely coffee truck that Kevin cried to. It's Sunroom Coffee and they are very often parked at the Hardware Apartments.

So I guess Kevin was crying right outside where he lives with his free coffees.

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Kevin also FINALLY took a picture of his skater outfit OUTSIDE. Big moment!

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urine_county said:
I found the likely coffee truck that Kevin cried to. It's Sunroom Coffee and they are very often parked at the Hardware Apartments.

So I guess Kevin was crying right outside where he lives with his free coffees.

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Kevin also FINALLY took a picture of his skater outfit OUTSIDE. Big moment!

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I’m always shocked by how soft and doughy Kevin’s body is, and yet how haggard his face and hair are in contrast
 
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Tbh the fact that not even fetish guys wants her tells everyone if how low on the bucket she is. When even the degenerates think your porn is lazy and not worthy it's a sign you're not made to be a porn chick. Unless she wants to play a cracked out whore who thinks she's a "daddy's princess" only to be broken NTR style but for that you at least have to have a kinda nice body and her chest cavity stops that
 
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“Fuck you I’m a sexy anime boy”

Hard to believe that was only a couple years ago because the man looks haggard.
Lori’s vampire genes are working overtime to suck the life out Kevin.

His combover keeps getting deeper to the point where it now covers his face most of the time, and I can still tell he’s not a IRL sexy anime boy because of that manly stubble.

He would look like a completely different and healthier person if he cut off most of his hair and colored it a nice medium deep brown.

Edit because I realized this thread was only created in Jan ‘21, damn.
 
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Kevin's deep thots while Kouping:

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Lol it seems he is slowly realizing he will only get likes from body part fetishists because his actual content sucks.

About the Cobain part kek Lori you should take warning, your little fianceé cuck might suck start a shotgun soon. Let's not forget Cobain an heroed around Kev's ripe old age. The delusion of these retards lol

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HIVidaBoheme said:
Kevin's deep thots while Kouping:

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Lol it seems he is slowly realizing he will only get likes from body part fetishists because his actual content sucks.

About the Cobain part kek Lori you should take warning, your little fianceé cuck might suck start a shotgun soon. Let's not forget Cobain an heroed around Kev's ripe old age. The delusion of these retards lol

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Fitting he's compared to a depressed crossdressing fag who allegedly molested a severely disabled girl in his class just to get some. Kobain was a loser tweaker so, I could see the resemblance. It would be more convincing if he wore Lori's whore dresses or some flannels while skating.
 
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Fitting he's compared to a depressed crossdressing fag who allegedly molested a severely disabled girl in his class just to get some. Kobain was a loser tweaker so, I could see the resemblance. It would be more convincing if he wore Lori's whore dresses or some flannels while skating.
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I never read that he molested a disabled girl but I read he threw kittens down his chimney and left them there to suffer and die until you could smell the decay.
 
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faggot fucker said:
Fitting he's compared to a depressed crossdressing fag who allegedly molested a severely disabled girl in his class just to get some. Kobain was a loser tweaker so, I could see the resemblance. It would be more convincing if he wore Lori's whore dresses or some flannels while skating.
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
I never read that he molested a disabled girl but I read he threw kittens down his chimney and left them there to suffer and die until you could smell the decay.
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Sorry for Cobain derailing but what the fuck.
Knew he was a edgy bro before there were edgy bros, but first time I’ve heard of this.
 
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Kurt Cobain? Is his older, unhinged, bleached blonde hag lover who no one knows why he’s with going to stage his murder to look like suicide? Is this a cry for help?
 
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HIVidaBoheme said:
Kevin's deep thots while Kouping:

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Lol it seems he is slowly realizing he will only get likes from body part fetishists because his actual content sucks.

About the Cobain part kek Lori you should take warning, your little fianceé cuck might suck start a shotgun soon. Let's not forget Cobain an heroed around Kev's ripe old age. The delusion of these retards lol

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Combover to disguise balding confirmed?
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I’ d say that’s a Norwood III, at least.
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And concerning his Kurt Cobain-ness, they also both have insane bleached out bpd nightmares for girlfriends. I can see it a bit. I don’t think Kurt was going bald tho.

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