Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[stupid frog]

Why is she showing off her feet with a cup of piss? I don't get it.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Why is she showing off her feet with a cup of piss? I don't get it.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

It’s funny, because she doesn’t look terrible for 40. I mean, she looks a little haggard and you can tell she’s been smoking since she was a teen, but it’s nothing remarkably awful. It’s just that she’s spent so much time and effort filtering herself and playing this uWu ageless skinny mini vampire princess on line, that when you do see an actual unfiltered photo of her the comparison is quite jarring. She’s not huge, but compared to her itty bitty filters she looks massive. She also has that wrinkle pattern people get when they’ve been a miserable bitch to everyone around them their entire lives. You can hide that shit when you’re 20, not when you’re 40.

As for her online presence, who is the audience for this? It can’t be zoomers because she’s old enough to be their mom (if not grandma), and anyone who’s old enough to have been following her for a while has got to be bored of it by now. She’s been doing the same stupid thing for like 20 years at this point.

Lastly, good lord Kevin. He’s still putting up with her? I figured he would have at least run home to his parents by now, but I guess he’s in to the anime memaw thing.

 

[vanta pilled]

As for her online presence, who is the audience for this?

This guy:

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

I'm surprised she hasn't gone into indie vtubing. That scene attracts a lot of attention seeking weeb ewhores that would stab each other for a potato chip if it meant their competition made a dollar less or had 49 viewers instead of 50. She'd probably feel right at home anonymously posting rumors about X girl with the SEAnigs and make Kevin post them too.

 

[vanta pilled]

I'm surprised she hasn't gone into indie vtubing. That scene attracts a lot of attention seeking weeb ewhores that would stab each other for a potato chip if it meant their competition made a dollar less or had 49 viewers instead of 50. She'd probably feel right at home anonymously posting rumors about X girl with the SEAnigs and make Kevin post them too.

I'm guessing she doesn't have the technical inclination to set it up, or just doesn't have the money to pay for a model. Vtubing would be a good way to hide her age.

 

[The Jackal]

Any theories as to why she looks so busted?

This:

OLD.

And probably some combination of the following:

1. Partly it's the makeup doing her no favors. It makes her look even more corpse-like than usual.
2. Terrible diet.
3. Drugs.
4. Alcohol.
5. Smoking.
6. AIDS
7. Kevin is slowly poisoning her.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Hang it up Lori, your season is over ~
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Edit: Kiwi-sisters let Auntie Yum Yum share some words of wisdom. Your life really is chapters - from cradle to grave you are always evolving as a woman. By Lori's big age you shouldn't have the same vanity you had as a 20-year old teeny-bopper. You're 40. Mid-life. You're able to share unique stories and laugh about your missteps over the years. Turn off the chinese phone filters and love yourself. Don't be a Lori.

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She doesn’t look bad for 40… but the fact she larps as a teen is what is jarring about her looks. Reminds me of Binx from fishtank. If you’re gonna appeal to pedos, you better actually LOOK young lol