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R.I.P. Kevin.
Man if we thought things were bad before, I can only imagine the kind of rabid screeching he's going to endure now.
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Man if we thought things were bad before, I can only imagine the kind of rabid screeching he's going to endure now.
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If either of them are how I envision them to be at this point, they'll either:
a.) Act completely unbothered while secretly freaking out and fighting hardcore, or
b.) Chimp the fuck out somewhere, argue publicly about him posting the address, delete everything, block each other, retail therapy......... profit?
Or maybe not. Only one thing is for sure, they won't learn a single thing.
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I can only imagine Kevin getting his ass whooped while wearing that dog collar...
It's a nice house tho, they made it look ugly with their anime and pedo shit, oh well, weebs gonna weeb.
It's a nice house tho, they made it look ugly with their anime and pedo shit, oh well, weebs gonna weeb.
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Don’t be fooled. They live in the ghetto.
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LoveYouLongTime
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You guys are being super inconsiderate towards Kevin. Once Lori reads you guys dunking on them living in a shitty part of town she's going to go banshee screeching to Kevin's room that he needs to find them a more upscale place to live. He's might have to work full time at his minimum wage job to afford their new shanty, which will work in Lori's favor to make extra cash on the side while Kevin is gone.
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Couldn't Kevin take cosplay prop commissions? That's his main skill and cosplayers will pay a lot of money for good props.
Who am I kidding, the answer is probably that the both of them are too busy with their influencer lifestyle to do that.
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But he loves this! It's the bed he has made for himself so of course he will be happy to slave away to move somewhere less white trashy.
"Complete Beauty supply store" and that right there is why Lorena still lives in this ghetto. Bet she buys in bulk their cheap products to keep regaling us with her tard puffer fish faces
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He said he was going to take commissions but knowing Lori she's probably already shut down opportunities for him. Either through her online presence or by her forcing him to decline women who ask for props or tips. She didn't even want to tag Kev or give him credit for the sword on her Zelda post, she only did it when asked directly. Even then, she was super weird about it. Plus, Kevin is a lazy little cuck who are we kidding? He's been cosplaying the same My Hero Academia character for years. I doubt he'd ever meet deadlines or produce anything worth the cost.
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I was thinking that too after looking at his Instagram. He's got talent and craft skills that he could have been improving and turning into a side business, if he wasn't devoted to being Lori's pet.
She has stolen several of "the best years" of his life. He could have spent his early 20s networking with other cosplayers and gaining popularity, instead of shutting others out for her. Like how does he expect his social media and cosplay fame to ever grow with her weighing him down. He let her reputation ruin his.
Maybe, just maybe if he cut his losses and ditched the leach he could achieve something. But she will pull him down every time he gets a chance to succeed without her. Even if it's not as explicit as her literally pulling on him, the anchor is still attached. He has to work a normie job that he probably doesn't love, just to support her lazy, not working ass. Anything he might want to save for is probably overridden by some stupid bullshit she wants. He buys used shoes so she can get her nails done twice in a week. Does he have a workspace for his crafting or did she take over all of the common rooms for her unsuccessful influencer career? Does he have any time to work on a new project or does he have to slave all his time at work when she can't be bothered to work?
I bet she's never even cooked a single meal for him either.
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Slight off topic, but I wonder if Lori is reeing over grubhub using the Zero Two dance music. 
I was just watching Tv and the music was playing on the commercial .
I was just watching Tv and the music was playing on the commercial .
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C'mon guys, don't be mean. Lori's not a cow.
As her name suggests, she's a pig.
"Soy Lori la cerdita!" oink oink.
"Soy Lori la cerdita!" oink oink.
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She already has the piggy cheeks and the snoutlike nose to go. Not to forget her weird pinkface from all that make up.
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For fucks sake, Lori. You have to blend the rouge. You can’t just use face tape as a guide and then rely on ring lights and filters to do the rest. You look like someone cracked you across the nose with a torpedo level.
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She's also starting to slip on the consistency of her shooping. She looks like a completely different person in those photos. Come on Lori, don't make it so obvious when you can't even make yourself look the same person.
Her weird pouting is also starting to look more like she's trying to cover some unfortunate buck teeth.
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Is that Napa Cabbage or Romaine lettuce?
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LORI & SKINWALKING (Part 2-A): THE KEWL KOU KLAN
Lori and Skinwalking (Part 1) - The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
"What fictional character do I remind you of? It's that time again." - Lori, August 2017
Skinwalking is the adoption of a fictional character’s personality and behavior. Around 2001 at age 15, Lori began skinwalking as the fictional superheroine Usagi Tsukino. In Sailor Moon, the main character Usagi has a veritable clown car of friends and soldiers (senshi) who protect her from evil. If Lori was to be "the real Usagi," she needed a personal army of loyal senshi to 1) populate her deranged "cosplay lifestyle" fantasy and 2) demonstrate to others that she was the living embodiment of Sailor Moon with a carefully curated reality that reflected her authentic "Usagi-ness."
When Lori started cosplaying at anime conventions in 2001, she informally began assembling a roster of Sailor Moon cosplayers in her orbit. Around 2003-2004, she formed a cosplay group called the Kewl Kou Klub (aka the Kewl Kou Klan, the KKK). Lori's KKK served as her narcissistic supply, enabled her skinwalking delusions, and camouflaged her toxic nature. With a nearly constant flow of drama, this clique drew a lot of attention from cosplay, anime, and related communities. Due to the large cast of characters in Sailor Moon, there were many Kous over time with varying degrees of involvement, drama, and history with Lori. Here's a list of some notable former Kous:
Some KKK Members (Left to Right):
Michiru Kou, Haruka Kou, Usagi Kou, Mamoru, Seiya Kou, Yaten Kou
What’s A Kou?: The word kou ["ko"] means “light” in Japanese and is used as a surname in Sailor Moon. Kou rhymes with English words like so, toe, low, etc. One of Lori’s favorite Sailor Moon characters is Seiya Kou, a gender bending senshi who falls in love with Usagi. To reflect her affinity for this fictional couple, Lori adopted the cosplay alias Usagi Kou [“ooh-sa-gee ko”] and named her cosplaycult group the Kewl Kou Klan. Lori often referred to KKK members as “my senshi" and "my Kous'' with a breezily boastful and dehumanizing sense of ownership.
"I love cookies, frilly skirts / dress's, my 'Kou's', and my cat Luna [Isis, the sweet little elderly cat Lori abandoned who died from a terminal illness without comfort from the human she thought loved her]. I DONT like drama or jelousy, but it tends to follow me around. does'nt really affect me much other then making me laugh a little at the stupidity of it all XD It piss's off my friends though <.< That's the only thing that upsets me -__- I dont like it when my loved one's are unhappy over stupid stuff like drama. but hey, thats life. Bad thing's always happen to good people but we always move on ^_~"
- Lori's sailormoon LiveJournal [LINK]
East Coast cosplay gang the Kewl Kou Klan throwing up their gang signs. Alleged gang initiation rites include pledging one's loyalty to the one true moon princess Usagi Kou and successfully murdering a rival Sailor Moon cosplayer's self-esteem.
Kewl Kou Klan members sporting their signature gang colors.
Lori’s SkinwalkingCult Group
According to the American Psychological Association, a cult is “a religious or quasi-religious group characterized by unusual or atypical beliefs, seclusion from the outside world, and an authoritarian structure. Cults tend to be highly cohesive, well organized, secretive, and hostile to non-members.” Lori’s Kewl Kou Klan (aka Silver Millenium Studios) seemed relatively benign on paper:
"Silver Millenium Studios is a group of Sailor Moon Cosplayers that perform Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon skits at cons they go to. All the members go by the last name of ‘Kou’. The name of ‘Kou’ was originally used by Me, Usagi Kou, because of my love for the pairing up of Seiya and Usagi. While I know it wasn't Seiya's last name, but her / his first I liked the ring it had when paired up with ‘Usagi’, so I've kept using it over the years and my friend's / group member's fell into using the last name's as habit. When someone says ‘Michiru’ a person would think ‘Michiru, the character’, but when someone says ‘Michiru Kou’ you think ‘Michiru the Cosplayer’ so ‘Kou’ make's it a lot easier to identify us as well, that way you wont ever get confused with the character and the real person ^_^ . For now all we focus on are skits and photo shoot sessions to bring the characters to life online for fans of the show, as well as at Conventions on the East Coast." - Lori, February 2005
Besides the purposely offensive KKK acronym, what about Lori’s Kewl Kou Klan was so different from other costuming circles and cosplay groups? Members of Lori's KKK were unofficially expected to perform tasks and fulfill certain roles. Some of Lori's unwritten rules for KKK members included:
- attending anime conventions and participating in Sailor Moon photoshoots.
- using Sailor Moon character names in daily life and maintaining your respective character’s hair style (color and cut).
- doing public activities in casual cosplay.
- answering, “Yes, Usagi Kou made this costume for me,” if questioned despite the fact that Usagi Kou can’t sew.
- taking group Sears portraits in cosplay.
- acknowledging that Usagi Kou is “your” moon princess and pledging your loyalty to her.
- listening to sob stories about the innocent victim Usagi Kou.
- buying Sailor Moon themed trinkets and lotions for Usagi Kou as tribute without any expectation of her gratitude.
- making LiveJournal icons and photoshopping cosplay pictures for Usagi Kou.
- acting as Usagi Kou’s assistant, personal ATM, and emotional punching bag.
- sleeping on the hotel floor at an anime convention if Usagi Kou wants the only bed for herself because she’s a “princess.”
- obeying Usagi Kou's rules regarding times you are allowed to eat and drink at a convention.
- allowing Usagi Kou to confiscate your belongings for her use whenever and however long she wants.
- changing the topic immediately if someone asks how Usagi Kou does the Sailor Moon hairstyle and whether she uses hair extensions.
- battling “haters” on various websites and doing online damage control on behalf of Usagi Kou.
- harassing, baiting, and trolling “inferior” Sailor Moon cosplayers for Usagi Kou.
- allowing Usagi Kou to commandeer your bedroom whenever she wants to fuck a random person.
- providing free lodging for Usagi Kou.
- purchasing and preparing food for Usagi Kou.
- providing free birth control for Usagi Kou because she "doesn't like condoms."
- refraining from asking Usagi Kou how her incredibly slow job hunt is going lest she tantrum.
- transporting Usagi Kou to and from her desired destinations regardless of personal obligations like work or school.
- caring for Usagi Kou’s neglected and abandoned pets.
- allowing Usagi Kou to leech off your family and friends.
2004-2005 Abridged Timeline of Lori's Bullshit
In January 2004, Lori and Scott (Mamoru #3) started dating. At that time, Lori lived at a friend’s residence for which she paid very little rent.
In February 2004, Lori was sick for a week and stayed at Scott’s place after Katsucon 10. Scott cared for Lori through her illness and then drove her home.
In April 2004, Lori claimed that “Serenity” was her legal name. In May, Lori lists her location as Port Washington, NY and it can be assumed she had moved back into her parents’ house at this time.
In Spring 2004, Lori faked getting kicked out of her parents’ house and, after hearing her sob story, Scott allowed her to stay with him at his parents’ house in New Jersey. This arrangement was only supposed to last for a few weeks.
In Summer 2004, Lori was still freeloading off of Scott and his family. His parents forced Lori to get a part-time job and take the bus to work. Lori frequently “missed the bus” to force Scott’s family to drive her to work and she quit the job after 3 months.
In July 2004, Lori prepared for Otakon 2004 instead of seeking new employment and she was still leeching off Scott’s family. Lori reportedly wanted a moonstone ring to match her Princess Serenity cosplay. Scott reluctantly purchased her a $60 ring and, upon wearing it, Lori said, “So, this is an engagement ring, right?” He balked at the question and she pouted.
At the end of July, Lori and Scott attended Otakon 2004 and Lori was still freeloading off of Scott’s family. It was a terrible experience and Lori reportedly policed Scott’s behavior during the entire convention, especially around other women. As she is wont to do, Lori demanded that the Kewl Kou Klan evacuate their shared hotel room so she could fuck her Mamo-chan. Scott refused to be intimate under the circumstances and the argument escalated when Lori insulted Scott’s family.
Scott returned to school in Fall 2004 and Lori the grifter took advantage of his living situation. She ignored rules about dormitory visitors and repeatedly jeopardized his status as a student. Between September and December 2004, Scott cheated on Lori with another woman. Frightened of Lori’s violent and vindictive nature, Scott initially lied to her but eventually outed himself. Lori frequently mentioned Scott’s cheating and used it as emotional blackmail.
Scott reported that Lori was still freeloading off of his family in December 2004. Lori attempted to stop Scott from attending an annual religious service with his family on Christmas Eve so they could fuck. She then punished him with the silent treatment when he chose family tradition over her. On Christmas day, Scott’s parents showered Lori with gifts after she claimed that her family never celebrated holidays and told sob stories about her childhood. As usual, Lori was an ungrateful cunt and Scott had to remind her to say “thank you” after receiving several expensive gifts.
In January 2005, Scott and his family finally moved Lori out of their New Jersey home and sent her to live with Michiru Kou and Haruka Kou, members of the Kewl Kou Klan. Around this time, Lori and Scott had a nasty breakup that required police intervention when Lori threatened to hurt herself and implied that she was suicidal.
Michiru Kou (aka Michi) lived with her parents, siblings, and then girlfriend Haruka Kou (aka Ruka) in her family’s gargantuan house in Pennsylvania. I recall that their home had fantastic amenities including a movie theater room, a dedicated game room, an indoor pool, etc. When Lori told Michi about her living situation with Scott’s family, Michi generously invited her to live at her house for only $100 a month for rent. Lori immediately moved into a bedroom in the south wing of Michi’s house and only paid rent once during the 3 months she lived there. Unsurprisingly, Lori repeatedly broke the rules such as no smoking in the house and no sex in communal spaces. She refused to get a job and used the money her father sent her every month on herself instead of rent or bills. Lori ignored the personal boundaries of other residents in the house, neglected her pets, demanded car rides, didn’t clean up after herself, blasted the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack late into the night when others needed to rest for work or school, etc.
In March 2005, Scott visited his friends Michi and Ruka. Lori tried to coax and coerce Scott into continuing their relationship. However, Scott refused to see Lori again after learning that her manipulations were part of a larger plan to destroy his life. After three months and heaps of Lori’s bullshit, Michi and Ruka kicked the parasitic moon princess out of their house in April 2005.
The Kou-pocalypse: This event, also known as the Kou Coup [“ko koo”], occurred on April 17, 2005. Michi, Ruka, Ender, and other Kous posted public testimonials on social media about Lori’s hideous behavior and confirmed her long suspected sociopathy.
EDIT: Literally ran out of room on this post and will continue with "Lori and Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Kew Kou Klan."
EDIT #2: Sheeeiit, I've gotta catch up on this thread. You farmers are doing the Lord's work.
Lori and Skinwalking (Part 1) - The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
With drama dating back to the early 2000s, Lori is a rare lolcow specimen. Documenting Kou drama from the 2000s poses a unique challenge in that primary sources are frustratingly inconsistent, incomplete, difficult to locate, and sometimes non-existent. Online culture was different during the 2000s and many people weren't in the habit of screencapping to save "receipts." That said, some posts like this one may feature content previously highlighted to provide additional information. I'll include as many sources as possible in these posts and invite fellow farmers, former Kous, and anyone with knowledge of Lori's history to share info about her.
"What fictional character do I remind you of? It's that time again." - Lori, August 2017
Skinwalking is the adoption of a fictional character’s personality and behavior. Around 2001 at age 15, Lori began skinwalking as the fictional superheroine Usagi Tsukino. In Sailor Moon, the main character Usagi has a veritable clown car of friends and soldiers (senshi) who protect her from evil. If Lori was to be "the real Usagi," she needed a personal army of loyal senshi to 1) populate her deranged "cosplay lifestyle" fantasy and 2) demonstrate to others that she was the living embodiment of Sailor Moon with a carefully curated reality that reflected her authentic "Usagi-ness."
When Lori started cosplaying at anime conventions in 2001, she informally began assembling a roster of Sailor Moon cosplayers in her orbit. Around 2003-2004, she formed a cosplay group called the Kewl Kou Klub (aka the Kewl Kou Klan, the KKK). Lori's KKK served as her narcissistic supply, enabled her skinwalking delusions, and camouflaged her toxic nature. With a nearly constant flow of drama, this clique drew a lot of attention from cosplay, anime, and related communities. Due to the large cast of characters in Sailor Moon, there were many Kous over time with varying degrees of involvement, drama, and history with Lori. Here's a list of some notable former Kous:
| NAME | SAILOR MOON CHARACTER |
|---|---|
| Lori | Sailor Moon [Usagi] |
| Soni | Sailor Chibi Moon [Chibi-Usa] |
| Chrissy | Sailor Mars [Rei] |
| Michi | Sailor Neptune [Michiru] |
| Ender | Sailor Star Fighter [Seiya Kou] |
| Ruka | Sailor Uranus [Haruka] |
| Kayla | Sailor Venus [Minako] |
| Scott | Tuxedo Mask [Mamoru] |
| Adam | Artemis |
Some KKK Members (Left to Right):
Michiru Kou, Haruka Kou, Usagi Kou, Mamoru, Seiya Kou, Yaten Kou
What’s A Kou?: The word kou ["ko"] means “light” in Japanese and is used as a surname in Sailor Moon. Kou rhymes with English words like so, toe, low, etc. One of Lori’s favorite Sailor Moon characters is Seiya Kou, a gender bending senshi who falls in love with Usagi. To reflect her affinity for this fictional couple, Lori adopted the cosplay alias Usagi Kou [“ooh-sa-gee ko”] and named her cosplay
"I love cookies, frilly skirts / dress's, my 'Kou's', and my cat Luna [Isis, the sweet little elderly cat Lori abandoned who died from a terminal illness without comfort from the human she thought loved her]. I DONT like drama or jelousy, but it tends to follow me around. does'nt really affect me much other then making me laugh a little at the stupidity of it all XD It piss's off my friends though <.< That's the only thing that upsets me -__- I dont like it when my loved one's are unhappy over stupid stuff like drama. but hey, thats life. Bad thing's always happen to good people but we always move on ^_~"
- Lori's sailormoon LiveJournal [LINK]
"im bais [biased] though... ::looks at all her cosplay senshi:: ^_^;;" - Lori
"i got Tuxedo Kamen / Mamoru ^_^ figures :p... ::rollz around all happy like:: <3 omg... my seiya got 'usagi' thats sooo creepy XD" - Lori
"like i told a friend the other day ::who was a Kamen [Tuxedo Mask] by the way XD::" - Lori
"BLRRGG!! XD me and Rei-chan being goofs, like we are always are :p ...and no, my Senshi dont wear wigs ;p" - Lori
"hmm my Haruka says that a good fanfic site would be: www.hamena.org" - Lori
"actually as annoying as the kid is i cant help but like her ^_^;; its probably cause she reminds me waay too much of my friend Chibi XD ::points to chibi in the icon:: shes the pink haired one XD" - Lori
"that icon rox! XD wait till i show my mamochan XD hahahaha" - Lori
"my Ruka and Mamochan get a long REALLY well... its scary... so yes, if mamoru ever hung out with haruka in the anime im POSSATIVE theyd get along ^_^" - Lori
"XD omg wait till the end of the month! ...i will bring many many otakon pictures of mah [my] senshi cast... mwahahaha" - Lori
"hahahah XD of course we're look a like... she's my future kid O.o: ...XD j/k no we're not related, but the fact that we look alike is creepy...especially since i wasnt exactly having auditions for chibimoon X3 it just sorta 'happened'" - Lori
"dude, iv got minions! they report everyday. on time. its great. lolerz" - Lori
"i got Tuxedo Kamen / Mamoru ^_^ figures :p... ::rollz around all happy like:: <3 omg... my seiya got 'usagi' thats sooo creepy XD" - Lori
"like i told a friend the other day ::who was a Kamen [Tuxedo Mask] by the way XD::" - Lori
"BLRRGG!! XD me and Rei-chan being goofs, like we are always are :p ...and no, my Senshi dont wear wigs ;p" - Lori
"hmm my Haruka says that a good fanfic site would be: www.hamena.org" - Lori
"actually as annoying as the kid is i cant help but like her ^_^;; its probably cause she reminds me waay too much of my friend Chibi XD ::points to chibi in the icon:: shes the pink haired one XD" - Lori
"that icon rox! XD wait till i show my mamochan XD hahahaha" - Lori
"my Ruka and Mamochan get a long REALLY well... its scary... so yes, if mamoru ever hung out with haruka in the anime im POSSATIVE theyd get along ^_^" - Lori
"XD omg wait till the end of the month! ...i will bring many many otakon pictures of mah [my] senshi cast... mwahahaha" - Lori
"hahahah XD of course we're look a like... she's my future kid O.o: ...XD j/k no we're not related, but the fact that we look alike is creepy...especially since i wasnt exactly having auditions for chibimoon X3 it just sorta 'happened'" - Lori
"dude, iv got minions! they report everyday. on time. its great. lolerz" - Lori
East Coast cosplay gang the Kewl Kou Klan throwing up their gang signs. Alleged gang initiation rites include pledging one's loyalty to the one true moon princess Usagi Kou and successfully murdering a rival Sailor Moon cosplayer's self-esteem.
Kewl Kou Klan members sporting their signature gang colors.
Lori’s Skinwalking
According to the American Psychological Association, a cult is “a religious or quasi-religious group characterized by unusual or atypical beliefs, seclusion from the outside world, and an authoritarian structure. Cults tend to be highly cohesive, well organized, secretive, and hostile to non-members.” Lori’s Kewl Kou Klan (aka Silver Millenium Studios) seemed relatively benign on paper:
"Silver Millenium Studios is a group of Sailor Moon Cosplayers that perform Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon skits at cons they go to. All the members go by the last name of ‘Kou’. The name of ‘Kou’ was originally used by Me, Usagi Kou, because of my love for the pairing up of Seiya and Usagi. While I know it wasn't Seiya's last name, but her / his first I liked the ring it had when paired up with ‘Usagi’, so I've kept using it over the years and my friend's / group member's fell into using the last name's as habit. When someone says ‘Michiru’ a person would think ‘Michiru, the character’, but when someone says ‘Michiru Kou’ you think ‘Michiru the Cosplayer’ so ‘Kou’ make's it a lot easier to identify us as well, that way you wont ever get confused with the character and the real person ^_^ . For now all we focus on are skits and photo shoot sessions to bring the characters to life online for fans of the show, as well as at Conventions on the East Coast." - Lori, February 2005
Besides the purposely offensive KKK acronym, what about Lori’s Kewl Kou Klan was so different from other costuming circles and cosplay groups? Members of Lori's KKK were unofficially expected to perform tasks and fulfill certain roles. Some of Lori's unwritten rules for KKK members included:
- attending anime conventions and participating in Sailor Moon photoshoots.
- using Sailor Moon character names in daily life and maintaining your respective character’s hair style (color and cut).
- doing public activities in casual cosplay.
- answering, “Yes, Usagi Kou made this costume for me,” if questioned despite the fact that Usagi Kou can’t sew.
- taking group Sears portraits in cosplay.
- acknowledging that Usagi Kou is “your” moon princess and pledging your loyalty to her.
- listening to sob stories about the innocent victim Usagi Kou.
- buying Sailor Moon themed trinkets and lotions for Usagi Kou as tribute without any expectation of her gratitude.
- making LiveJournal icons and photoshopping cosplay pictures for Usagi Kou.
- acting as Usagi Kou’s assistant, personal ATM, and emotional punching bag.
- sleeping on the hotel floor at an anime convention if Usagi Kou wants the only bed for herself because she’s a “princess.”
- obeying Usagi Kou's rules regarding times you are allowed to eat and drink at a convention.
- allowing Usagi Kou to confiscate your belongings for her use whenever and however long she wants.
- changing the topic immediately if someone asks how Usagi Kou does the Sailor Moon hairstyle and whether she uses hair extensions.
- battling “haters” on various websites and doing online damage control on behalf of Usagi Kou.
- harassing, baiting, and trolling “inferior” Sailor Moon cosplayers for Usagi Kou.
- allowing Usagi Kou to commandeer your bedroom whenever she wants to fuck a random person.
- providing free lodging for Usagi Kou.
- purchasing and preparing food for Usagi Kou.
- providing free birth control for Usagi Kou because she "doesn't like condoms."
- refraining from asking Usagi Kou how her incredibly slow job hunt is going lest she tantrum.
- transporting Usagi Kou to and from her desired destinations regardless of personal obligations like work or school.
- caring for Usagi Kou’s neglected and abandoned pets.
- allowing Usagi Kou to leech off your family and friends.
2004-2005 Abridged Timeline of Lori's Bullshit
In January 2004, Lori and Scott (Mamoru #3) started dating. At that time, Lori lived at a friend’s residence for which she paid very little rent.
In February 2004, Lori was sick for a week and stayed at Scott’s place after Katsucon 10. Scott cared for Lori through her illness and then drove her home.
In April 2004, Lori claimed that “Serenity” was her legal name. In May, Lori lists her location as Port Washington, NY and it can be assumed she had moved back into her parents’ house at this time.
In Spring 2004, Lori faked getting kicked out of her parents’ house and, after hearing her sob story, Scott allowed her to stay with him at his parents’ house in New Jersey. This arrangement was only supposed to last for a few weeks.
In Summer 2004, Lori was still freeloading off of Scott and his family. His parents forced Lori to get a part-time job and take the bus to work. Lori frequently “missed the bus” to force Scott’s family to drive her to work and she quit the job after 3 months.
In July 2004, Lori prepared for Otakon 2004 instead of seeking new employment and she was still leeching off Scott’s family. Lori reportedly wanted a moonstone ring to match her Princess Serenity cosplay. Scott reluctantly purchased her a $60 ring and, upon wearing it, Lori said, “So, this is an engagement ring, right?” He balked at the question and she pouted.
At the end of July, Lori and Scott attended Otakon 2004 and Lori was still freeloading off of Scott’s family. It was a terrible experience and Lori reportedly policed Scott’s behavior during the entire convention, especially around other women. As she is wont to do, Lori demanded that the Kewl Kou Klan evacuate their shared hotel room so she could fuck her Mamo-chan. Scott refused to be intimate under the circumstances and the argument escalated when Lori insulted Scott’s family.
Scott returned to school in Fall 2004 and Lori the grifter took advantage of his living situation. She ignored rules about dormitory visitors and repeatedly jeopardized his status as a student. Between September and December 2004, Scott cheated on Lori with another woman. Frightened of Lori’s violent and vindictive nature, Scott initially lied to her but eventually outed himself. Lori frequently mentioned Scott’s cheating and used it as emotional blackmail.
Scott reported that Lori was still freeloading off of his family in December 2004. Lori attempted to stop Scott from attending an annual religious service with his family on Christmas Eve so they could fuck. She then punished him with the silent treatment when he chose family tradition over her. On Christmas day, Scott’s parents showered Lori with gifts after she claimed that her family never celebrated holidays and told sob stories about her childhood. As usual, Lori was an ungrateful cunt and Scott had to remind her to say “thank you” after receiving several expensive gifts.
In January 2005, Scott and his family finally moved Lori out of their New Jersey home and sent her to live with Michiru Kou and Haruka Kou, members of the Kewl Kou Klan. Around this time, Lori and Scott had a nasty breakup that required police intervention when Lori threatened to hurt herself and implied that she was suicidal.
Michiru Kou (aka Michi) lived with her parents, siblings, and then girlfriend Haruka Kou (aka Ruka) in her family’s gargantuan house in Pennsylvania. I recall that their home had fantastic amenities including a movie theater room, a dedicated game room, an indoor pool, etc. When Lori told Michi about her living situation with Scott’s family, Michi generously invited her to live at her house for only $100 a month for rent. Lori immediately moved into a bedroom in the south wing of Michi’s house and only paid rent once during the 3 months she lived there. Unsurprisingly, Lori repeatedly broke the rules such as no smoking in the house and no sex in communal spaces. She refused to get a job and used the money her father sent her every month on herself instead of rent or bills. Lori ignored the personal boundaries of other residents in the house, neglected her pets, demanded car rides, didn’t clean up after herself, blasted the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack late into the night when others needed to rest for work or school, etc.
In March 2005, Scott visited his friends Michi and Ruka. Lori tried to coax and coerce Scott into continuing their relationship. However, Scott refused to see Lori again after learning that her manipulations were part of a larger plan to destroy his life. After three months and heaps of Lori’s bullshit, Michi and Ruka kicked the parasitic moon princess out of their house in April 2005.
The Kou-pocalypse: This event, also known as the Kou Coup [“ko koo”], occurred on April 17, 2005. Michi, Ruka, Ender, and other Kous posted public testimonials on social media about Lori’s hideous behavior and confirmed her long suspected sociopathy.
Michiru Kou's Transcribed Statement (April 2005)
“I met Usagi Kou about 1 year ago, admittably through Haruka, who met her on Deviant Art and traced her back to her Life Journal. About 9 months ago, we actually met her in person at Otakon 2004. We hit it off well -- Otakon 2004 was a really magical experience. She invited us to the Pretty Senshi Photo Shoot later on in August. She invited us to spend the night at the place she was staying at, with Scott. We went, and had a blast. At that point we got to meet, or know better, most of the Kous -- Ender, Crissy, Puu, Soni… Plus Bunny and Soni’s cousin. Just a month later, Usa came to visit us in PA, spending a wonderful week at our (Haruka and my) home. And the end of the week, we drove to go pick up Scott, and then to New York to spend the night with Mako, then go to Crissy’s block party. There we met Ami for the first time!
Over the next several months, we became closer friends with the Kous, especially Usa. She visited us several times (about every two weeks), staying for about a week or two at a time. We became very close to her, and Usa seemed to open up to us.
Online we met many wonderful people through her. You know who you are -- I love you guys to death! Whenever I’m unhappy or upset, one of you has something to say that will cheer me up and make me feel better. I’m really glad to have met all of you, and hope to get to know all of you better.
As our friendship with Usa developed, we became aware of the sheer volume of online Drama that seemed to follow her everywhere online. Live Journal, Cosplay.com, Deviant Art, her webpage, her AIM, her e-mail… I simply couldn’t believe the drama caused by complete strangers. I still can’t believe it, but that’s another issue entirely. She would tell us about people who were bothering her. Haruka and I would step in and comment, defending her. We wouldn’t believe how such a sweet, generous person could get so much negative attention. Every week, there seemed to be new DRAMA, and we faithfully stepped in and filled our roles -- either directly, by commenting on the drama-causing journal itself, or indirectly, by offering advice from the sidelines. After all, we knew her, and knew what a nice, sweet person she was! How could others not see this?!
She told us how previous friends of hers had treated her rottenly, and had left her high and dry. They had been terrible friends, conspiring against her. Her fiance supposedly cheated on her with her best friend, then those friends ran out on her, taking the costumes she had made for them. Every story she told us of former friends and ex-lovers painted them as terrible, uncaring, unfeeling people who had completely used her. We were horrified -- the poor girl had run into terrible person after person; it was a miracle that she didn’t have a completely jaded view on humanity in general. Still, she claimed that it was hard for her to trust people -- I felt honored that she trusted us so much, opened up to us, despite all the terrible experiences she’d had before.
During her visits, we would go various places with her -- the mall, my school, State College, the county fair… She would talk about how terrible her family life had been -- her mother kicking her out for ‘being a lesbian’; her father unable to talk to her except for on the sly… Kicked out of her home, abandoned… She would then want things. And who wouldn’t buy her a few trinkets? It really did start with small things. A notebook (Our idea…). A cute moon pendant. Candied apples at the fair. A bottle of…
From what I understand, Usa drove everyone up a wall. She had Scott over a couple of times, without asking anyone (especially my parents) if they were having guests and therefore would need the guest beds. She didn’t pay attention to the fact that K and Ender might be uncomfortable with her sleeping with Scott. She frequently (ender again -- she told me they did it as many as three times in one day), by her own admission, had sex with him on the sofa of our theater, which is communal space! She refused to eat regular meals, instead asking Ender to cook for her, or not eating at all. She complained about K not telling her things or not doing chores, but refused flat out to listen to his complaints or do her own chores (like change her cats’ litter). She sat on Ender’s computer constantly so Ender would rarely get OL. (Ender actually used my brother’s computer to get online! omgwtflol its ender - it got to the point where i couldn’t sleep very well because all i heard all night was her click clacking away on my own keyboard and blasting her music on the stereo system here… K has just about the same event, though it included her shrieking my name every time she wanted me to do something for her.)
Usa decided to get Tama from Scott’s parents, so she had Ender drive her out three hours to get the cat. Ender received no thanks for driving, or no consideration for whether he wanted to go (ender -- not any consideration to the fact that we had to leave directly after i got off a five hour shift at work) -- though Usa had pushed the date back because she was ‘sick’. (And therefore forced Scott’s parents to change their plans.) Tama and Diva, not really knowing each other, refused to play, or even get along.
Ender decided to get a pet rat. Usa wanted a rat as well, so Ender bought both rats. Ender was careful to always play with Daniel at least once a day, handling him and giving him attention so he would get used to him. Usa played with Scabbers a lot during the first week she had him, then seemed to forget about him. As a result, Scabbers became a ‘mean rat’. He was unsocial and didn’t like being handled, and he bit and tormented Daniel constantly - to the point of drawing blood. In the end, Ender moved Daniel to a different cage.
Usa decided to play her music (name, or perhaps most infamously, the movie Phantom of the Opera CD, which none of us could stand) very loudly through the house at 4 AM, without regard to the fact that K and Ender had to get up at 8 AM to go to work. K was becoming increasingly agitated.
Despite her promises of trying to find a job, Usa refused to look seriously for one. According to Ender, she only put in 3 applications, and she told me that she hadn’t even filled them out with important information such as references. Ender relatively easily found employment at Limited Too. Usa then told me that she wasn’t going to stay, she and Ender were going to move to New York because she wasn’t going to pay rent to sit on her butt and not get work. Since she looked long and hard for employment, after all…
Usa then decided that she needed a vacation. Why, I have no idea. She wasn’t working, she wasn’t going to school, she wasn’t doing anything. But, she felt that she ‘needed’ to get away for a while. She was going to go to San Diego, to meet up with another person she knew mostly from online. (Notably, this was after we quietly shot down her wanting to be driven to New York for her birthday, as everyone else had work or potential work.) So, without asking anyone when it would be convenient or possible to take her to the airport, or asking anyone which airport was the best to fly out of, she had her father buy her plane tickets to San Diego.
Haruka talked to Scott around this point, and told him not to come here if he was planning on just screwing her. Scott agreed, and Haruka told Usa not to bother him. Usa told her, ‘Oh, Ruka, now you’ve gone and spoiled my ‘fun’!’ Around that point, she refused to talk to us or tell us anything.
Then, only one week or so before she left, Usa ‘asked’ Ender to go out with her… What could Ender say? No, and have her sulk and bitch on LJ and to everyone else under creation, telling them what a terrible person he was? Ender was backed up against a wall. When he finally did say yes, Usa forced him to post about it on his LJ -- and stood behind him and watched him post the message. K became so uncomfortable because of Usa’s demands on Ender, and the way she was acting in the relationship, that he refused to sleep under the same roof with them another night, and moved in the South Wing.
I’ve heard Ender say that the week was terrible. Ender could not socialize with us without bringing Usa -- and if we spend too much time talking, Usa would feel ‘unloved’ because people weren’t bending over backwards to make her the center of attention. She told Ender not to hang out with us, and that she didn’t like it over in the South Wing (despite living there for 1 ½ months and watching our tv, surfing our internet, etc.) because she felt ‘ignored’. She threw a fit every time Ender came over, since he came over anyway. (The bonds of Stargate are stronger than the bonds of ‘love’.) Usa demanded that Ender buy her anything she wanted (ender -- pretty much the same stuff michi and ruka started to buy her, lotions, mostly) -- despite the fact that Ender wasn’t making much, and was living off his own pay check. Usa demanded sex every night -- without regard for when Ender had to get up. She told Ender, ‘Well, for me, night is for sex.’ If Ender wouldn’t give it to her, she would sulk and stalk out of the room.
Usa was still going to California. She tried to get Ender to talk her out of it -- but Ender was desperate for a vacation from her voracious sex drive, so didn’t try to dissuade her. A couple days before her scheduled flight, she finally tells my father when her flight is, and asks to be taken. We had a play the day before, so Dad decided that it made more sense for her to stay in a hotel, instead of being driven early in the morning to catch a flight. Dad also took Ender with him (Haruka wasn’t feeling good, so I took care of her), and they (my sibs, my brother’s best friend, my father, Ender and Usa) went to see a musical, then dropped Usa off at a hotel with a shuttle to the airport.
The tension seemed to go down once she was gone. My father wanted to make some changes to the living arrangements. Haruka and I took the room that Ender and Usa had been in (and therefore got a Queen-sized bed to replace our twin). Ender…” - Michiru
“I met Usagi Kou about 1 year ago, admittably through Haruka, who met her on Deviant Art and traced her back to her Life Journal. About 9 months ago, we actually met her in person at Otakon 2004. We hit it off well -- Otakon 2004 was a really magical experience. She invited us to the Pretty Senshi Photo Shoot later on in August. She invited us to spend the night at the place she was staying at, with Scott. We went, and had a blast. At that point we got to meet, or know better, most of the Kous -- Ender, Crissy, Puu, Soni… Plus Bunny and Soni’s cousin. Just a month later, Usa came to visit us in PA, spending a wonderful week at our (Haruka and my) home. And the end of the week, we drove to go pick up Scott, and then to New York to spend the night with Mako, then go to Crissy’s block party. There we met Ami for the first time!
Over the next several months, we became closer friends with the Kous, especially Usa. She visited us several times (about every two weeks), staying for about a week or two at a time. We became very close to her, and Usa seemed to open up to us.
Online we met many wonderful people through her. You know who you are -- I love you guys to death! Whenever I’m unhappy or upset, one of you has something to say that will cheer me up and make me feel better. I’m really glad to have met all of you, and hope to get to know all of you better.
As our friendship with Usa developed, we became aware of the sheer volume of online Drama that seemed to follow her everywhere online. Live Journal, Cosplay.com, Deviant Art, her webpage, her AIM, her e-mail… I simply couldn’t believe the drama caused by complete strangers. I still can’t believe it, but that’s another issue entirely. She would tell us about people who were bothering her. Haruka and I would step in and comment, defending her. We wouldn’t believe how such a sweet, generous person could get so much negative attention. Every week, there seemed to be new DRAMA, and we faithfully stepped in and filled our roles -- either directly, by commenting on the drama-causing journal itself, or indirectly, by offering advice from the sidelines. After all, we knew her, and knew what a nice, sweet person she was! How could others not see this?!
She told us how previous friends of hers had treated her rottenly, and had left her high and dry. They had been terrible friends, conspiring against her. Her fiance supposedly cheated on her with her best friend, then those friends ran out on her, taking the costumes she had made for them. Every story she told us of former friends and ex-lovers painted them as terrible, uncaring, unfeeling people who had completely used her. We were horrified -- the poor girl had run into terrible person after person; it was a miracle that she didn’t have a completely jaded view on humanity in general. Still, she claimed that it was hard for her to trust people -- I felt honored that she trusted us so much, opened up to us, despite all the terrible experiences she’d had before.
During her visits, we would go various places with her -- the mall, my school, State College, the county fair… She would talk about how terrible her family life had been -- her mother kicking her out for ‘being a lesbian’; her father unable to talk to her except for on the sly… Kicked out of her home, abandoned… She would then want things. And who wouldn’t buy her a few trinkets? It really did start with small things. A notebook (Our idea…). A cute moon pendant. Candied apples at the fair. A bottle of…
From what I understand, Usa drove everyone up a wall. She had Scott over a couple of times, without asking anyone (especially my parents) if they were having guests and therefore would need the guest beds. She didn’t pay attention to the fact that K and Ender might be uncomfortable with her sleeping with Scott. She frequently (ender again -- she told me they did it as many as three times in one day), by her own admission, had sex with him on the sofa of our theater, which is communal space! She refused to eat regular meals, instead asking Ender to cook for her, or not eating at all. She complained about K not telling her things or not doing chores, but refused flat out to listen to his complaints or do her own chores (like change her cats’ litter). She sat on Ender’s computer constantly so Ender would rarely get OL. (Ender actually used my brother’s computer to get online! omgwtflol its ender - it got to the point where i couldn’t sleep very well because all i heard all night was her click clacking away on my own keyboard and blasting her music on the stereo system here… K has just about the same event, though it included her shrieking my name every time she wanted me to do something for her.)
Usa decided to get Tama from Scott’s parents, so she had Ender drive her out three hours to get the cat. Ender received no thanks for driving, or no consideration for whether he wanted to go (ender -- not any consideration to the fact that we had to leave directly after i got off a five hour shift at work) -- though Usa had pushed the date back because she was ‘sick’. (And therefore forced Scott’s parents to change their plans.) Tama and Diva, not really knowing each other, refused to play, or even get along.
Ender decided to get a pet rat. Usa wanted a rat as well, so Ender bought both rats. Ender was careful to always play with Daniel at least once a day, handling him and giving him attention so he would get used to him. Usa played with Scabbers a lot during the first week she had him, then seemed to forget about him. As a result, Scabbers became a ‘mean rat’. He was unsocial and didn’t like being handled, and he bit and tormented Daniel constantly - to the point of drawing blood. In the end, Ender moved Daniel to a different cage.
Usa decided to play her music (name, or perhaps most infamously, the movie Phantom of the Opera CD, which none of us could stand) very loudly through the house at 4 AM, without regard to the fact that K and Ender had to get up at 8 AM to go to work. K was becoming increasingly agitated.
Despite her promises of trying to find a job, Usa refused to look seriously for one. According to Ender, she only put in 3 applications, and she told me that she hadn’t even filled them out with important information such as references. Ender relatively easily found employment at Limited Too. Usa then told me that she wasn’t going to stay, she and Ender were going to move to New York because she wasn’t going to pay rent to sit on her butt and not get work. Since she looked long and hard for employment, after all…
Usa then decided that she needed a vacation. Why, I have no idea. She wasn’t working, she wasn’t going to school, she wasn’t doing anything. But, she felt that she ‘needed’ to get away for a while. She was going to go to San Diego, to meet up with another person she knew mostly from online. (Notably, this was after we quietly shot down her wanting to be driven to New York for her birthday, as everyone else had work or potential work.) So, without asking anyone when it would be convenient or possible to take her to the airport, or asking anyone which airport was the best to fly out of, she had her father buy her plane tickets to San Diego.
Haruka talked to Scott around this point, and told him not to come here if he was planning on just screwing her. Scott agreed, and Haruka told Usa not to bother him. Usa told her, ‘Oh, Ruka, now you’ve gone and spoiled my ‘fun’!’ Around that point, she refused to talk to us or tell us anything.
Then, only one week or so before she left, Usa ‘asked’ Ender to go out with her… What could Ender say? No, and have her sulk and bitch on LJ and to everyone else under creation, telling them what a terrible person he was? Ender was backed up against a wall. When he finally did say yes, Usa forced him to post about it on his LJ -- and stood behind him and watched him post the message. K became so uncomfortable because of Usa’s demands on Ender, and the way she was acting in the relationship, that he refused to sleep under the same roof with them another night, and moved in the South Wing.
I’ve heard Ender say that the week was terrible. Ender could not socialize with us without bringing Usa -- and if we spend too much time talking, Usa would feel ‘unloved’ because people weren’t bending over backwards to make her the center of attention. She told Ender not to hang out with us, and that she didn’t like it over in the South Wing (despite living there for 1 ½ months and watching our tv, surfing our internet, etc.) because she felt ‘ignored’. She threw a fit every time Ender came over, since he came over anyway. (The bonds of Stargate are stronger than the bonds of ‘love’.) Usa demanded that Ender buy her anything she wanted (ender -- pretty much the same stuff michi and ruka started to buy her, lotions, mostly) -- despite the fact that Ender wasn’t making much, and was living off his own pay check. Usa demanded sex every night -- without regard for when Ender had to get up. She told Ender, ‘Well, for me, night is for sex.’ If Ender wouldn’t give it to her, she would sulk and stalk out of the room.
Usa was still going to California. She tried to get Ender to talk her out of it -- but Ender was desperate for a vacation from her voracious sex drive, so didn’t try to dissuade her. A couple days before her scheduled flight, she finally tells my father when her flight is, and asks to be taken. We had a play the day before, so Dad decided that it made more sense for her to stay in a hotel, instead of being driven early in the morning to catch a flight. Dad also took Ender with him (Haruka wasn’t feeling good, so I took care of her), and they (my sibs, my brother’s best friend, my father, Ender and Usa) went to see a musical, then dropped Usa off at a hotel with a shuttle to the airport.
The tension seemed to go down once she was gone. My father wanted to make some changes to the living arrangements. Haruka and I took the room that Ender and Usa had been in (and therefore got a Queen-sized bed to replace our twin). Ender…” - Michiru
Haruka Kou's Transcribed Statements (April 2005)
“...valuable time here on earth. No more bars. No more rules. If I don’t know you and you want me to friend you, hey. Just comment and be a decent person. That’s all I ask. Now that I don’t have a spoiled princess breathing down my neck, we should be fine.
EDIT: A few more things to add, here. Every month, Lori’s father was sending her money. Money to be used (supposedly) for rent and some other things. Only one month of the three did she pay and I’m suspicious that she only did that because Ender had just come and she didn’t want to look bad in front of Ender. She never bought the things she wanted herself -- she made Ender or K or Michi buy them for her. So WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING WITH THAT MONEY?????!! I know this recent month’s rent she blew on the trip to Cali, but what about the other months?? o_O It perplexes me… Daddy is paying for everything AND YET she STILL can’t make rent… Sounds likes she’s buying pimps to me!!
EDIT #2: Oh! Another thing that came to mind! She wasn’t intending to look for an apartment BEFORE she went to Cali, oh no. That would have been the intelligent thing to do and we all see just how big a problem Lori has with being intelligent about matters. Nononononononononoooo… You see, she told Ender that she was expected to spend the first week with Ender’s brother. Oh! but just until she finds her OWN place. To which Ender said something like: if you move in there, you’ll be there the rest of your life. But Lori just said in a sad whiny voice: yeah, I know. ????!!!! IT STARTS!!!! ALL OVER!!!! THIS isn’t even done with and ALREADY she’s starting over!!!! She can deny it all she wants. Ender has never lied to me -- Lori has been lying to me from the beginning. Lori has lied to EVERYONE who has asked her about the shit she’s done here. Feh.
All have to say, is Ender’s brother, REALLY NEEDS AN STD SCREENING. She fucks around SO much… There’s NO TELLING what she may be carrying, even if she isn’t showing symptoms yet. I was concerned about that after that fling she had with Random Guy X. I mentioned to her that she should probably get that checked-out… She could get an STD and die -- or give one to Ender’s brother and HE could die… For that matter, Scott... YOU should get checked-out for STDs… ;_; She doesn’t use protection because she “doesn’t like condoms”... Apparently safe sex and staying ALIVE isn’t her concern...but boy she complained a lot when we couldn’t provide birth control for her all the time. -_-** Alright. NOW I’m done...really...until I remember something else that I forgot to mention about her that pissed me off… Yeah, I’m ranting. I do that.
Fuck. All this and we haven’t even heard from K yet...but we will… What she did to him was FAAAARRRR more fucktarded than I want to think about right now…” - Haruka
“Ignore Michi’s panties on the floor.. o_O
This is the bathroom. Lori had almost completely overtaken the thing with every manner of body lotion, shampoo, makeup, insane amount of body wash, hair extensions on the mirror, and every damn thing with the words ‘moon,’ ‘rose,’ or ‘serenity’ on the face of this earth...even it if smelled like TOTAL SHIT she wore it anyway because of the name. Yeah. We packed up all her shit and got it out of here the day after Michi and I moved into the master bedroom of the House.
Here is the Blue Room. It used to be K’s room, but Lori scared him away when she decided that fucking Ender seemed like a fun way to pass the time.” - Haruka
“...valuable time here on earth. No more bars. No more rules. If I don’t know you and you want me to friend you, hey. Just comment and be a decent person. That’s all I ask. Now that I don’t have a spoiled princess breathing down my neck, we should be fine.
EDIT: A few more things to add, here. Every month, Lori’s father was sending her money. Money to be used (supposedly) for rent and some other things. Only one month of the three did she pay and I’m suspicious that she only did that because Ender had just come and she didn’t want to look bad in front of Ender. She never bought the things she wanted herself -- she made Ender or K or Michi buy them for her. So WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING WITH THAT MONEY?????!! I know this recent month’s rent she blew on the trip to Cali, but what about the other months?? o_O It perplexes me… Daddy is paying for everything AND YET she STILL can’t make rent… Sounds likes she’s buying pimps to me!!
EDIT #2: Oh! Another thing that came to mind! She wasn’t intending to look for an apartment BEFORE she went to Cali, oh no. That would have been the intelligent thing to do and we all see just how big a problem Lori has with being intelligent about matters. Nononononononononoooo… You see, she told Ender that she was expected to spend the first week with Ender’s brother. Oh! but just until she finds her OWN place. To which Ender said something like: if you move in there, you’ll be there the rest of your life. But Lori just said in a sad whiny voice: yeah, I know. ????!!!! IT STARTS!!!! ALL OVER!!!! THIS isn’t even done with and ALREADY she’s starting over!!!! She can deny it all she wants. Ender has never lied to me -- Lori has been lying to me from the beginning. Lori has lied to EVERYONE who has asked her about the shit she’s done here. Feh.
All have to say, is Ender’s brother, REALLY NEEDS AN STD SCREENING. She fucks around SO much… There’s NO TELLING what she may be carrying, even if she isn’t showing symptoms yet. I was concerned about that after that fling she had with Random Guy X. I mentioned to her that she should probably get that checked-out… She could get an STD and die -- or give one to Ender’s brother and HE could die… For that matter, Scott... YOU should get checked-out for STDs… ;_; She doesn’t use protection because she “doesn’t like condoms”... Apparently safe sex and staying ALIVE isn’t her concern...but boy she complained a lot when we couldn’t provide birth control for her all the time. -_-** Alright. NOW I’m done...really...until I remember something else that I forgot to mention about her that pissed me off… Yeah, I’m ranting. I do that.
Fuck. All this and we haven’t even heard from K yet...but we will… What she did to him was FAAAARRRR more fucktarded than I want to think about right now…” - Haruka
“Ignore Michi’s panties on the floor.. o_O
This is the bathroom. Lori had almost completely overtaken the thing with every manner of body lotion, shampoo, makeup, insane amount of body wash, hair extensions on the mirror, and every damn thing with the words ‘moon,’ ‘rose,’ or ‘serenity’ on the face of this earth...even it if smelled like TOTAL SHIT she wore it anyway because of the name. Yeah. We packed up all her shit and got it out of here the day after Michi and I moved into the master bedroom of the House.
Here is the Blue Room. It used to be K’s room, but Lori scared him away when she decided that fucking Ender seemed like a fun way to pass the time.” - Haruka
EDIT: Literally ran out of room on this post and will continue with "Lori and Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Kew Kou Klan."
EDIT #2: Sheeeiit, I've gotta catch up on this thread. You farmers are doing the Lord's work.
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It looks to be like she has a rash on her face lol. Can you imagine how ridiculous this looks with no filters it probably looks horrible with her square jaw and sunken cheeks. Kevin can easily end her by taking a pic of her with out her knowledge and post without filters if she was to keep acting up. You have the power kev remember that!
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I'm writing up "Lori and Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Kewl Kou Klan." In the meantime, here's a Lori update.
Top 2.6% OnlyFans: What an accomplishment. That Lori Lewd is really moving up in the world.
Syphilis: Lori is bravely continuing to make mediocre lewd content despite her syphilitic face rash. Godspeed, you rancid psychopath.
Pedobait: What would a Lori update be without her usual pedobait?
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Fanart of Lori: Hope you enjoy these lovely gems from Lolcow.farm's Lori art series.
Lori's Brilliant Business Strategy: Lori continues to drive away potential clients with her hideous attitude and rampant narcissism.
IG User: "please, mistress! i love you style"
Lori: "my name isn't mistress bruh."
When Cows Collide: Here's a fun cameo from fellow lolcow Doe Deere on Lori's Instagram.
Miscellaneous Lori Quips: Enjoy this hodgepodge of Lori lunacy.
Valentine's Day: Sorry, Kevin, no Valentine's Day for you. 
It's "just another day" and Lori plans on spending the romantic holiday flashing her butthole to simps on OnlyFans. Perhaps she'll spend Valentine's Day hunting for a new sugar momma girlfriend? Kevin, it's time to get your resume updated - literally and figuratively.
Lori: "No valentine this weekend? You don't need one, it's just another day. If you get lonely come sub. Just posted a bunch of these elf shots of my feed."
Kevin's New Gold Shoes: JFC, this outfit is hideous. Perhaps Lori is punishing Kevin for leaking their home address in West Valley City, Utah? (Spectacular sleuthing, @faggot fucker) Hopefully, his gaudy talaria will help him outrun the clutches of Lori's $70 talons.
Resources for Abuse Victims: Abuse is a nightmare. There's often a spike in interpersonal violence around the holidays and Valentine's Day is upon us. Here's hoping you have a safe Valentine's Day, Lori and Kevin.
Top 2.6% OnlyFans: What an accomplishment. That Lori Lewd is really moving up in the world.
Syphilis: Lori is bravely continuing to make mediocre lewd content despite her syphilitic face rash. Godspeed, you rancid psychopath.
Pedobait: What would a Lori update be without her usual pedobait?#elfgirl #kawaii #barbiegirl #babydoll #living doll #animewaifu #uwu #sempai
Fanart of Lori: Hope you enjoy these lovely gems from Lolcow.farm's Lori art series.
Suggested titles for this gem:
- "I'm Sexy And I Kou It"
- "There’s Kou Such Thing As Bad Publicity"
- "It’s Kou Laughing Matter"
- "You're Kou Vain (You Probably Think This Gif Is About You)"
[PowerLevel: This collage highlighting one of my favorite Lori faces is marvelous. Thanks, anon!]
An Original Photoshop Masterpiece by Lori
Anon's Ode to Classic Lori Shoopery
NOTE: Back in the day, Lori loved photoshopping her cosplay pictures with lens flare, corny lyrics, and blur tool abuse. There's a treasure trove of old Lori graphics that deserve its own thread. Here are some samples to whet your appetite:
- "I'm Sexy And I Kou It"
- "There’s Kou Such Thing As Bad Publicity"
- "It’s Kou Laughing Matter"
- "You're Kou Vain (You Probably Think This Gif Is About You)"
[PowerLevel: This collage highlighting one of my favorite Lori faces is marvelous. Thanks, anon!]
An Original Photoshop Masterpiece by Lori
Anon's Ode to Classic Lori Shoopery
NOTE: Back in the day, Lori loved photoshopping her cosplay pictures with lens flare, corny lyrics, and blur tool abuse. There's a treasure trove of old Lori graphics that deserve its own thread. Here are some samples to whet your appetite:
Lori's Brilliant Business Strategy: Lori continues to drive away potential clients with her hideous attitude and rampant narcissism.IG User: "please, mistress! i love you style"
Lori: "my name isn't mistress bruh."
IG User: "Ummm. My girlfriend i love you <3"
Lori: "not your gf
"
IG User: "I wanted to see"
Lori: "I wanted pizza"
Lori: "not your gf
"
IG User: "I wanted to see"
Lori: "I wanted pizza"
When Cows Collide: Here's a fun cameo from fellow lolcow Doe Deere on Lori's Instagram.
Miscellaneous Lori Quips: Enjoy this hodgepodge of Lori lunacy.IG User: "Are you Barbie?"
Lori: "I've been called a doll my whole life so maybe"
IG User: "Belle delphine?????"
Lori: "i'm a fossil"
IG User: "Idk how you're not more popular lol"
Lori: "I'm hella private and a hermit x.X"
Lori: "message me on monstergirl for your unblock fee ~ till then no one, not even me, can see your comments. :<"
Lori: "Don't touch my tail! XD"
Lori: "Don't forget to sub so you dont miss my special video message this weekend <3 come see what the peasants are missing. Be a KING. Exclusive content!!!!!"
Lori: "I've been called a doll my whole life
so maybe"
IG User: "Belle delphine?????"
Lori: "i'm a fossil"
IG User: "Idk how you're not more popular lol"
Lori: "I'm hella private and a hermit x.X"
Lori: "message me on monstergirl for your unblock fee ~ till then no one, not even me, can see your comments. :<"
Lori: "Don't touch my tail! XD"
Lori: "Don't forget to sub so you dont miss my special video message this weekend <3 come see what the peasants are missing. Be a KING. Exclusive content!!!!!"
Valentine's Day: Sorry, Kevin, no Valentine's Day for you. It's "just another day" and Lori plans on spending the romantic holiday flashing her butthole to simps on OnlyFans. Perhaps she'll spend Valentine's Day hunting for a new Lori: "No valentine this weekend? You don't need one, it's just another day. If you get lonely come sub. Just posted a bunch of these elf shots of my feed."
Lori: "I've been rejecting men for over 2 decades now, I've had good practice... girls are too scared to ever ask me out, it's why I've only ever seriously dated one. T_T"
"Happy Valentines homies Remember, it's just another day, eat a tasty snack!! My hair is perfect for Saber right now, how could I not bless you with these ~ uwu" - Lori
"bikini bunny Saber!!" - Lori
"Beep beep Happy Sunday" - Lori
"Happy Valentines homies
Remember, it's just another day, eat a tasty snack!! My hair is perfect for Saber right now, how could I not bless you with these ~ uwu" - Lori
"bikini bunny Saber!!
" - Lori
"Beep beep
Happy Sunday" - Lori
Kevin's New Gold Shoes: JFC, this outfit is hideous. Perhaps Lori is punishing Kevin for leaking their home address in West Valley City, Utah? (Spectacular sleuthing, @faggot fucker) Hopefully, his gaudy talaria will help him outrun the clutches of Lori's $70 talons.
"There might be one color I like other than black... idk its really low key tho, you wouldn't be able to guess. :d
I love my #jeremyscotts.
But fr these got to me in 5 business days and the quality is like a damn combat boot. I've been chasing this shoe specifically since quarantine started and I needed a 117th hobby and I learned about Jeremy. He's probably my favorite designer atm and his story is really inspiring to someone like me. <3 shout out to the people GOAT for getting these to me in perfect condition in a crazy turnaround time!"
- Kevin
#fashion #designer #solidgold #shiny. #thisisa6yearoldshoemygosh
I love my #jeremyscotts.
But fr these got to me in 5 business days and the quality is like a damn combat boot. I've been chasing this shoe specifically since quarantine started and I needed a 117th hobby and I learned about Jeremy. He's probably my favorite designer atm and his story is really inspiring to someone like me. <3 shout out to the people GOAT for getting these to me in perfect condition in a crazy turnaround time!"
- Kevin
#fashion #designer #solidgold #shiny. #thisisa6yearoldshoemygosh
Resources for Abuse Victims: Abuse is a nightmare. There's often a spike in interpersonal violence around the holidays and Valentine's Day is upon us. Here's hoping you have a safe Valentine's Day, Lori and Kevin.- Utah Domestic Violence Coalition (UDVC): https://www.udvc.org/
- UDVC's 24 Hour LINK Hotline: 1-800-897-LINK (5465)
- USA National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)
- UDVC's 24 Hour LINK Hotline: 1-800-897-LINK (5465)
- USA National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)
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