Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Question, if it's not branded then why is she posting it with a discount code??

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Question, if it's not branded then why is she posting it with a discount code??

That's what I thought as well.

 

[RADBEAVER]

Breakdown: According to Kevin, Lori is trying to make an IG post about her new $150 ring [LINK] and currently having a breakdown.

"please go like this photo [LINK] Instagram is doing weird branded content bullshit and it's causing Lori to have a mental breakdown even though she clearly tagged the jeweler. The outfit is something she bought and is not a promotion. What the fuck do I do" - Kevin

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From Kevin's IG stories:

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Spoiler: More Ring Post Insanity

"I'm in love with my Zelda ring from bisoulovely It's far prettier in person, photos don't do it justice. Definitely check them out if you love magical kawaii vibes. Ue code LORI15 for a discount ^_~" - Lori

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"Its such a nice ring I'm happy you got it."
- Kevin (who couldn't afford an ambulance during a recent medical event)
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Momokun: Lori is continuing to blame Mariah Mallad for her problems.

Twitter User: "The fact there is so much classism in the sw [sex work] community is gross. At the end of the day, aren't we all doing the same thing for example being powerful hot babes trying to earn a living? Like I don't get why the high class swers just attack the ones trying to earn a living or pay bills? Survival sex work is just as valid. Believe me, if I was earning enough, I would be living off sw, but my current circumstances aren't allowing me to do that so I have a day job still. However, I am still valid because I am using the income I get to survive. Stop shaming others cause you're in the top tier."

Lori: "Nah, some girls don't like people having nice things. MomocunT went crazy on me on the dollskill IG trying to bad mouth me. its's so ugly"

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Lori. You fucking retard. If you have a discount code and are clearly promoting a brand, it’s going to get flagged as branded content.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

I am either too old, or not a retarded influencer so I so not get what "branded content" is or why it's causing her to melt down.

Edit to ask... does she have scoliosis of the chest? Or is that some strange shadowing?

That is Lori's "cleavage" (aka pectus excavatum).

 

[Confederate Fag]

I am either too old, or not a retarded influencer so I so not get what "branded content" is or why it's causing her to melt down.

Edit to ask... does she have scoliosis of the chest? Or is that some strange shadowing?

It’s been mentioned many times here. She has a hole in her chest that she likes to call “cleavage”.

“Pectus excavatum is a condition in which a person's breastbone is sunken into his or her chest. Severe cases of pectus excavatum can eventually interfere with the function of the heart and lungs. Pectus excavatum is a condition in which a person's breastbone is sunken into his or her chest.”

Sorry for the repetitive post.
Edit: Ninja’d.

 

[flight of ideas]

I am either too old, or not a retarded influencer so I so not get what "branded content" is or why it's causing her to melt down.

Miss Kitty very elegantly and thoroughly explained the ins and outs and what have yous of branded content, sponsors, and discount codes on page 27.

As a general note, Kevin’s first assertion that Lori was having a breakdown, which he then had to walk back, is just another sign that he is constantly walking on eggshells around her. Get help bro.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Is As a general note, Kevin’s first assertion that Lori was having a breakdown, which he then had to walk back, is just another sign that he is constantly walking on eggshells around her. Get help bro.

The "what do I do" said it all. It isn't his problem to fix, but she'll make it his problem by being a raging bitch about it and screaming at him until HE does something about it. The panic is dripping from every post.

Edit: me fail English

 

[faggot fucker]

Posting selfies with approved affiliate links isn't that hard but leave it to them to somehow fuck it up. All this would be a non-issue had she just made a creator account. But, no, she didn't want the possibility of people running her accounts through SocialBlade to see her bots. You reap what you sow! Sucks for that company though, they have cute rings. Hopefully someone notices what a liability she is before it's too late.

 

[Queen_Ree]

Hello. Been lurking the farms far longer than I care to admit and just wanted to say that this has been one of the new go to threads that I check regularly.

Also, wanted to ask if anyone had a recent pic of Lori without all the manipulation and sorcery. I know there have been some posted previously but I’m pretty sure they are at least a few years old? Would be interesting to see just how haggard she actually looks now. If ol’ Kev wanted to stir up some drama the next time they are on the outs, he should post one of her without all the filters. Hit her right where it hurts, since her appearance is the only thing she has going for her, in her humble opinion of course. As someone close in age to Lori, I can agree that getting older sucks but it starts to matter less and less as you replace it with other more important things.. life experiences, relationships, personality, humor, hobbies, career, etc. but we all know she posseses none of those, therefore the preoccupation with the superficial. It’s so cringy and pathetic and should fool no one.

And yes, I agree that the ring she’s having a hissy over is cute and I did go check their website and was tempted to buy one for myself, but then I stopped and thought that spending money I really don’t have on an impulse item is a bad idea as a responsible ADULT should, and went on with my day.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Hello. Been lurking the farms far longer than I care to admit and just wanted to say that this has been one of the new go to threads that I check regularly.

Also, wanted to ask if anyone had a recent pic of Lori without all the manipulation and sorcery. I know there have been some posted previously but I’m pretty sure they are at least a few years old? Would be interesting to see just how haggard she actually looks now. If ol’ Kev wanted to stir up some drama the next time they are on the outs, he should post one of her without all the filters. Hit her right where it hurts, since her appearance is the only thing she has going for her, in her humble opinion of course. As someone close in age to Lori, I can agree that getting older sucks but it starts to matter less and less as you replace it with other more important things.. life experiences, relationships, personality, humor, hobbies, career, etc. but we all know she posseses none of those, therefore the preoccupation with the superficial. It’s so cringy and pathetic and should fool no one.

And yes, I agree that the ring she’s having a hissy over is cute and I did go check their website and was tempted to buy one for myself, but then I stopped and thought that spending money I really don’t have on an impulse item is a bad idea as a responsible ADULT should, and went on with my day.

Beauty isn't forever, and smart models/costhots/whatever spend their time and resources to do things like get an education, gain skills, establish brands, make friends and professional contacts, form stable lasting relationships, and treat others with respect and kindness. They can age out into a real life using the capital, both financial and social, that they've built up during their time modeling. It's not hard to be a decent fucking person and have people like you because of it.

Lori has done exactly 0 of that. In fact, she's done a lot of the opposite. She's leeched from others instead of learning new things and having new experiences. She's treated everyone in her life badly, alienating her friends and professional contacts. She's pure lazy trash, through and through. Her 'brand' is how much of a cunt she is to people. It's a 20 year history of being an abusive bitch. She's not funny or interesting, has no hobbies, and has no skills. Kevin is so much younger than she is that he's not going to stick around for the rest of her life, and good luck finding another dude to pay her bills when she brings absolutely nothing to the table.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Lolcow.Farms Thread #7: Lori has earned herself a seventh thread at the other farms. Here's the link: [LINK]

"So Fancy": Yeah, Lori is so fancy sitting in a pool toy for intended for children that she received as a free giveaway, shit tier club clothes from AliExpress, and her creepy daycare chic bedroom. Just a reminder that Lori will be 36 years old on April 16, 2021.

"My bub is so fancy " - Kevin

Spoiler: "Fanciness"

"Up to my elf egirl fashion nonsense ~ " - Lori
#egirl #magicalgirl #dollskill #elfgirl #humandoll #gamergirl


robert_libo: "Such a cute lil human being"
Lori: "it's all the souls I devour that keep me cute"

Red Saber: Has the official skinwalking started? "Beep beep."

Spoiler: Red Saber

Make-Up Commentary: Lori received a taste of her usual unsolicited criticism.

IG User #1: "Your makeup needs some work"

Lori: "but everyone always compliments me on it IRL whenever I leave my home. silly troll "

IG User #2: "User 1, ur right and u should say it, why not mix up ur paints? idgi "



Shoe Spergery: Just wait until Kevin discovers Christian Louboutin, Maison Margiela, and Balenciaga sneakers.

"I grew up thinking skate shoes were expensive at $60/70. looool then I learned Yeezys and Jordan's start at $200 and only go up from there after insane sellouts and end up being $1k+ in the shoe market. What a fool I was..." - Kevin



Lori the Vitamin Shill: It seems that Lori is now promoting Sugar Bear Hair vitamins. She's an odd spokesperson for such a product because, aside from the fact that she's a horrible human being, Lori's hair is a fried hot mess. Maybe she's their "before" model.

"Don't forget to take your vitamins " - Lori

 

[misskittymoxie]

I am either too old, or not a retarded influencer so I so not get what "branded content" is or why it's causing her to melt down.

“Branded Content” is Instagram’s recent lingo for “Advertising”. In layman's terms it indicates you have some form of friendship/partnership with a brand.

As for why it’s causing her to have a meltdown, I’m going to make a few educated guesses. Firstly, she might find her “Personal” instead of “Creator” account designation to be a form of status (much like her outdated no wigs allowed mindset). Second, it could be that her photo is gaining significantly less reach because she failed to flag the post as branded content/advertising. Third, she might actually want to flag it as branded content and cannot because qualifications aren’t met for using the branded content tools, thus the meltdown. My explanation for the third one is that she’s visited here since I posted This Explanation of branded content tools, realized that she’s an absolute scrub when it comes to influencing, and wants to show the peasants that she really is making it as a sexy uwu influencer-chan. Of course, she’d have to be smart enough to change her account to be the right kind to use the tools.

I don't know what this means.

That's the branded content shit from IG.

Didn't Kitty explain something about this a couple of pages back?

Her account is just a normal IG account, right? No business, partnerships?

See link above for my explanation with educational diagrams. Let’s go take a look if she’s changed her account designation!

Nope! Her account is still a personal account. She is unable to use branded content tools.

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Really her “meltdown” all depends on what actually happened. They only seem to offer a vague description called “branded content”. If the photo was not flagged and became flagged, she’s probably having a meltdown about reach or because not doing “ads” is a status symbol to her. If she’s trying to use branded content tools and can’t, she’s an idiot who doesn’t know how to research, or she’s afraid to meet the qualifications because her account is built on purchased followers.
However I’m very sus that she doesn’t know “how to use technology”. Every time her/Kevin bring it up, it’s always about an instagram post or “mistake” (like posting her stuff on his account). IMO, it sounds more like they’re trying to make something happen or someone made a mistake and want to cover their inability to create decent fucking content with technological ineptitude.

 

[Tugboat]

Lolcow.Farms Thread #7: Lori has earned herself a seventh thread at the other farms. Here's the link: [LINK]

"So Fancy": Yeah, Lori is so fancy sitting in a pool toy for intended for children that she received as a free giveaway, shit tier club clothes from AliExpress, and her creepy daycare chic bedroom. Just a reminder that Lori will be 36 years old on April 16, 2021.

"My bub is so fancy " - Kevin

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Spoiler: "Fanciness"

"Up to my elf egirl fashion nonsense ~ " - Lori
#egirl #magicalgirl #dollskill #elfgirl #humandoll #gamergirl
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robert_libo: "Such a cute lil human being"
Lori: "it's all the souls I devour that keep me cute"
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Red Saber: Has the official skinwalking started? "Beep beep."

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Spoiler: Red Saber

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Make-Up Commentary: Lori received a taste of her usual unsolicited criticism.

IG User #1: "Your makeup needs some work"

Lori: "but everyone always compliments me on it IRL whenever I leave my home. silly troll "

IG User #2: "User 1, ur right and u should say it, why not mix up ur paints? idgi "

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Shoe Spergery: Just wait until Kevin discovers Christian Louboutin, Maison Margiela, and Balenciaga sneakers.

"I grew up thinking skate shoes were expensive at $60/70. looool then I learned Yeezys and Jordan's start at $200 and only go up from there after insane sellouts and end up being $1k+ in the shoe market. What a fool I was..." - Kevin

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Lori the Vitamin Shill: It seems that Lori is now promoting Sugar Bear Hair vitamins. She's an odd spokesperson for such a product because, aside from the fact that she's a horrible human being, Lori's hair is a fried hot mess. Maybe she's their "before" model.

"Don't forget to take your vitamins " - Lori
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What the hell is with him and "designer" shoes now? Having nice shoes doesn't matter if the rest of you looks like shit.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

I'm honestly waiting for the day her stupid fingernails pop her inflatables. That will be hysterical.
Heck, what if it popped and she ended up like those cartoons where they look "cute" and then after the explosion it show's her face without all the filters?

 

[unidentified code]

The red material on the dress looks way too shiny for it to come off as anything but cheap... Is it that shiny on the original character?

 

[ggalin]

The red material on the dress looks way too shiny for it to come off as anything but cheap... Is it that shiny on the original character?

no, she just bought a shitty dress from aliexpress or some cheap cosplay site probably

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

"IF YOU LOVE ME, GET ME MONEY": Lori told her social circle that she needs money and, if they really loved her, they would drum up more business for her...again.

"Beep beep, share my page posts if you love me gotta get more traffic to my site to get duh moneys ~" - Lori

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Lori the Shoe Shill: YRU Shoes is sending Lori shoes. Are they ignorant of her horrifying personal history or apathetically immoral?

"YRU is sending me shoes. *_* omg" - Lori

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Miscellaneous: The usual hodgepodge of recent Lori lunacy.

Spoiler: You Know The Drill

 

[Umaibae]

"Don't forget to take your vitamins " - Lori
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Time for a fill, Lori.

 

[SceneCore Anonymous]

Y' know, after reading this thread, i wouldn't be surprised if Lori was a Cosplay Bully in her younger years. Rate me late if it's been proven already, but with alot of her history lost to the times of the internet, what's already been shown is enough to convince me.

The cosplay community is still garbage if your outfit doesn't match weeb standards and having filters now don't help at all.
Back then it was easy to see how much effort and quality someone put into their outfit and see how someone looks the same in pictures vs irl, given how materials and other cosplay making has improved over time. Momo-kun and many others ( Lori included ) show that it's easier to Cosplay Catfish with all the annoying filters and photoshopping. The horny pedo bait can only go so far until these girls end up making themselves look like actual toddlers.

If you wanna stick to a certian look, you gotta put as much effort in your actual appearance and not rely on faking it. We all kno Lori can't do that thou.

lmk if anyone wants this under spoiler for sperging.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Y' know, after reading this thread, i wouldn't be surprised if Lori was a Cosplay Bully in her younger years. Rate me late if it's been proven already, but with alot of her history lost to the times of the internet, what's already been shown is enough to convince me.

The cosplay community is still garbage if your outfit doesn't match weeb standards and having filters now don't help at all.
Back then it was easy to see how much effort and quality someone put into their outfit and see how someone looks the same in pictures vs irl, given how materials and other cosplay making has improved over time. Momo-kun and many others ( Lori included ) show that it's easier to Cosplay Catfish with all the annoying filters and photoshopping. The horny pedo bait can only go so far until these girls end up making themselves look like actual toddlers.

If you wanna stick to a certian look, you gotta put as much effort in your actual appearance and not rely on faking it. We all kno Lori can't do that thou.

lmk if anyone wants this under spoiler for sperging.

Unfortunately, Lori is one of the original bullies in the Western cosplay community and a known "mean girl." Since the early 2000s, she has targeted, harassed, stalked, and bullied fellow weebs. In general, Lori's modus operandi is:
1) create drama
2) deny that she is involved with said drama in any way and blame someone / something else
3) claim the drama is the result of people being jealous of her because she's so special
4) send minions to fight her battles, whiteknight on her behalf, and do damage control
5) pretend she's a poor innocent victim who's forever doomed to endure the wrath of jealous haters because she is so special
6) continue to cower behind her minions and restart the cycle

There's considerable overlap and flexibility between these steps. However, the menacing and predatory nature of Lori's behavior patterns have remained the same over the past 20 years. Here's an example of a typical Step 3 and Step 5 in her psycho cycle:

"sometimes people make my face do this = O___o;; I'm always told its because people are jealous because they think im good looking, talented, loved, or because I'm strong and things don't get to me as easily, but I don't know, those are some pretty petty reason's in my opinion. It's the high-school cheerleader deal. It's somewhat irritating at time's, I'm just glad I have the layed back personality I have, or I think i could have blown up by now"
- Lori the Lunatic

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Here's a notable older example of Lori bullying people. This is a cosplayer named Zan (left) compared to Lori:



Zan's 2014 Cosplay VS Lori's 2014 Cosplay


Zan was a talented and respected cosplayer in the community who rightfully earned praise and admiration for her work. Unfortunately, Zan unwittingly cosplayed as Lori's then skinwalking identity Sailor Moon and did a far better job than Lori. In fact, Zan's cosplay was so excellent that she received praise from Sailor Moon creator Naoko Takeuchi, was a frequent guest of honor at conventions, and served as the official Sailor Moon cosplayer for big anime and manga companies. Lori hated (hates?) other Sailor Moon cosplayers and, as you can imagine, she especially hated Zan. Hated hated hated her.

Zan's Cosplay.com Profile: [LINK] [ARCHIVED LINK]
Zan's AC Paradise Profile: [LINK] [ARCHIVED LINK]

"Katherine Zan is one of the country's most loved cosplayers. In conjunction with the recent release of the new "Sailor Moon," Zan has appeared as Viz Media's own Sailor Moon cosplayer, approved by Toei, Kodansha, and Naoko Takeuchi. Zan has also been featured as a design expert on Marvel Method: Cosplay and produces and sells custom-designed cosplay items on her website, www.poro-poro.com."



As Zan's popularity increased, Lori lost her goddamned mind and proceeded to harass her. This included starting false rumors, online trolling, making false accusations, near constant shittalking, and sending Zan's pictures to old perverts. Given Lori's history, there were likely more unknown instances of harassment.

"shit was posted on cgl. What do I think of this? Awesome right? LOSER. I think its obvious who is gonna win this dispute. Maybe it was Zan herself who started this -___-;;;; dont you like have something better to do????? come on you can't even place the moon on the center of your forehead."
- Lori the Bully



"Woot! I know im pretty thank you no wonder why people steal my pics i think they need to get a life. seriously. i already have to deal with people like zan, usagi dumpling trying to be me. i know they will never reach my level but then these idiots obsess so much they start using my pics and fucking with my image. But now i finally have something that wil scarre them away. i think ive been good cause lately ive got some good karma. hahaa guess what ive been doing the same. im using your stupid pics now what do you think? im sending them to old perverts. LOL. now YOU will see how funny it is to use pics that arent you."
- Lori the Psycho



Unfortunately, this is just one of the countless examples of Lori bullying people. Lori is a bitterly jealous and malignant individual who hasn't changed or matured in two decades. For the record, Zan never copied or stole Usagi Kou pictures. Lori often uses lies like this to "justify" her ongoing smear campaigns against other people. Lori seems to think that falsely accusing others of instigating drama against her will 1) automatically portray her as the innocent victim and 2) give her free reign to harass her target as "retaliation." This is the emotional abuse equivalent of a false flag. If anything, Zan tried to avoid Lori because it was increasingly clear that something was very, very wrong with the infamous Usagi Kou. Zan eventually disappeared from the cosplay community altogether and it's been theorized that ongoing harassment by Lori was a factor. This is the current status of Zan's cosplay website: [LINK] [ARCHIVED LINK]

"So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye." - Zan