Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[weeeeb]

>has an onlyfans
>deleting simp posts on IG
This feels like she's doing things backwards.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Can confirm there are rich nerds.
There's all sorts of walks of life at cons, but rich nerds are super quiet and don't flex. Your however most likely to run into a nasty ass with awful BO and a waifu pillow before you find a rich highroller.

But since Lori is a freak, at cons hookups are more like a one night stand a ditch the next day as far as I'm concerned.

Wouldn't rich nerds be good sugar-daddy material?

(I think it's weird that she dated a broke guy when all of her previous BFs to my knowledge were basically sugar-daddies - makes me think she just purposely sought out a younger guy to confirm her youthfulness, or that at her age, older sugar daddies had riper pickings to choose from).

 

[Tugboat]

Following up our friend's @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere 's post up there, let's take a closer look at this trainwreck.

Lorena leaning away from Kow Kevin, Kevin wearing his Hypetard gear like a total sped instead of trying to coordinate the look wearing a butler outfit to go with his ho but I guess that's expected as he is but a mere prop, a nuisance you can't subtly get rid of for the picture if you will.

The expression on Lorena's face suggests Kevie insisted on taking this trainwreck of a picture, as she probably took more by herself after pleasing the tard for her OF.

They deserve each other

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ETA: look at that gross ass stubble on Kev lmao he couldn't be assed to look better for this picture it seems.

Wow, he literally is a neckbeard. WTF is that? Gross.

 

[pochacco the pup]

Lori's toes poking through her fishnets are the cherry on top of those awkward af insta posts. They want to be a picture perfect influencer couple so bad, but they're not detail-orientated enough (nor good enough at acting like they like each other) to be able to pull it off.

 

[Natsuki]

Dude Kevin looks like a crazy simp who used his skills in photoshop to put himself in an image with his waifu

 

[Confederate Fag]

orena leaning away from Kow Kevin, Kevin wearing his Hypetard gear like a total sped instead of trying to coordinate the look wearing a butler outfit to go with his ho but I guess that's expected as he is but a mere prop, a nuisance you can't subtly get rid of for the picture if you will.

I’m certain they think they are coordinated. They’re both terrible at dressing well. Why Lori would wear those shoes with that outfit is beyond me, it completely clashes, and not in a good way. But those shoes are the reason why Kevin is wearing that equally hideous jacket. Her shoes and his jacket are made of the same reflective material, therefore they “match” (even though they’re not even the same colour, so it’s even worse). Usually, when people are so obsessed with their image, specifically on Instagram, they at least have a decent sense of style, whatever that style might be. These two on the other hand...

 

[faggot fucker]

Happy Friday, farmers! I'm writing up the Kevin the Cow (Kow) post right now but just wanted to share a few updates.

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The Pedobait Princess: Lori is once again posting creepy shit and should be ashamed of herself.

"ONI BABE, look out, I'm smol but fierce!" - Lori
#demonbaby #monstergirl #creepycute #egirl
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Robert Libo Is Back: After a brief and unexplained absence, the devoted simp has returned to Lori's Instagram to praise her most recent batch of pedobait.

"Hella adorable" - robert_libo
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EDIT: Looks like Lori deleted Robert Libo's comment as well as a few others. That's odd.

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Tag - You're Not It: Kevin posted a picture today of him and Lori on Instagram with a standard complimentary caption about her. Kevin tagged Lori in the picture. Lori, however, failed to acknowledge or tag Kevin back as usual. #couplegoals

"Get you a maid like this iota_zerotwo [Lori] is best maid. She cleaned up my messy heart "
- Kevin the Cuck
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Kevin's probably irked by the simp comments so she's compromising by taking a fan photo and deleting the comments left by her potential future suitors. No way the comment sweep and photo shoot are coincidence. Hey, is it worth it Kev? Are you relegated to jerking off to her OF next door in your bedroom?

 

[2020chan]

I’m certain they think they are coordinated. They’re both terrible at dressing well. Why Lori would wear those shoes with that outfit is beyond me, it completely clashes, and not in a good way. But those shoes are the reason why Kevin is wearing that equally hideous jacket. Her shoes and his jacket are made of the same reflective material, therefore they “match” (even though they’re not even the same colour, so it’s even worse). Usually, when people are so obsessed with their image, specifically on Instagram, they at least have a decent sense of style, whatever that style might be. These two on the other hand...

The shoes don't match at all. It's the first thing I noticed and it's so distracting.
That cheap maid dress has a red accent at the top. Why wouldn't she wear red or black shoes with it? Surely she has a black pair or ugly boots she could have used....unless Kevin peed on them.

She's starting to look bored and bitter in these newest pictures. Kevin continues to become more of a bitchboy every day. Imagine how much they must hate each other and how living together must be hell. I wonder what the appartment lease situation is.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

The levels of delusion with Lorena seethe and cope gorl.

Spoiler: Spoilered because long

I need air

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

The levels of delusion with Lorena seethe and cope gorl.

Spoiler: Spoilered because long

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I need air

Christ, that shitty winged liner.

 

[shiitake]

Christ, that shitty winged liner.

Imagine having over 20 years of "experience" with makeup and still making it that shitty.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Imagine having over 20 years of "experience" with makeup and still making it that shitty.

Christ, that shitty winged liner.

We’re talking about her not filling it in, right? Or the general shape? I’m not a makeup gal really but I agree that this:

looks bad. Why not shoop it like she shoops everything else?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

We’re talking about her not filling it in, right? Or the general shape?

It looks like the filling portion is cracking off like it has been on for a long time or she used really crappy liquid liner. The wing shape is wrong and is really low. The wing is supposed to follow along with your natural eye shape.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

It's time for a quick but noteworthy update while I work on the "Kevin the Cow (Kow)" post.

Lori's Porn Debut: It appears that Lori is now making porn for OnlyFans subscribers. I wonder what Kevin and his Mormon family members think about her "career" path.

"This was uploaded on March 29th, in the video she is actively fucking herself and moaning." - Anon

Spoiler: Lori Lewd Porn (NSFW)

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[HIVidaBoheme]

It's time for a quick update while I work on the "Kevin the Cow (Kow)" post.

Lori's Porn Debut: It appears that Lori is now making porn for OnlyFans subscribers. I wonder what Kevin and his Mormon family members think about her "career" path.

"This was uploaded on March 29th, in the video she is actively fucking herself and moaning." - Anon

Spoiler: Lori Lewd Porn

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Lori's OnlyFans page with very few "likes."
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Holy shit, is the slippery slope of Onlyfans thottery speedrun the one thing Lorena beat Momokun at?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Holy shit, is the slippery slope of Onlyfans thottery speedrun the one thing Lorena beat Momokun at?

Yes. Yes it is. Congrats loony, you've just proven yourself to be even more desperate than the heifer ho herself.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Holy shit, is the slippery slope of Onlyfans thottery speedrun the one thing Lorena beat Momokun at?

Honestly, how these "e-thots" get massive followings and donations with out actually showing any goods is beyond me. (Not that I care or anything).

Porn seems to be the logical step for her anyway since there probably aren't many potential sugar-daddies willing to patron a 36-year old woman, and she doesn't seem keen on doing anything to capitalize on other than taking racy photos and videos.

 

[Natsuki]

I'm the o ly one seeing her "uwu Ana-chan" filters failing in the third picture? Also Lori you better start practicing how to make uwu anime waifu moans otherwise people will move on to nicer, younger and more well behave and liked girls and won't pay to you. You 36 year old low class prostitute.

Also is she one of the few OF people with such money being inverted and yet so low on the number of likes. Could this be the start of the OF bot saga?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Lewd Videos: Holy shit. An anon posted two of Lori's "exclusive" videos and they're rather unsettling.

“Hi guys. I’m being a lazy gremlin today, shooting a bunch of cute stuff for you guys. Maybe some Instagram content. Maybe I’ll eat this cotton candy. Who knows? So, like, it makes me really happy when you guys actually pay attention to my Instagram posts and sub. Super happy. Baby ducks! Look how cute...”
- Lori after taking Acme earthquake pills

Spoiler: New Lori Videos (NSFW)

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EDIT: Regarding the creepy cotton candy video, Lori has posted content with similarly strange movements and it reminded me of this video about Burger King.

"Why is Burger King better than McDonalds? Someone answer this question for me." - Lori

Spoiler: More Weird Videos (NSFW)

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While we're here, might as well include some more minor updates.

Mama Wants A New Pair Of Shoes: Lori is jonesing for more shoes so keep an eye on your wallet this time, Kevin.

"Just daydreaming about more shoes How's your weekend going!?" - Lori

Spoiler: More "Wistful Pedobait" Lori

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"Signature" Degeneracy: It wouldn't be a Lori update without pedobait attempts to be kawaii.

Spoiler: Ew

#Egirls #ahegao #cosplaygirl


#uwu #ahegao #animegirl


IG User: "Legs look incredible in those fishnets."
Lori: "I got good legs"

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Recent Comments: Lori believes she's a high profile target for kidnappers.

IG User: "You should go to Japan and try to apply at a maid cafe."
Lori: "no way I would get kidnapped"

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New Sponsor: Lori Lewd is promoting face masks made by fashion designer Bron Bermudez / Brandon Bermudez. I wonder if he knows about Lori's horrible past actions.

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Untagged: Following Lori and Kevin's juvenile tagging saga on this post, it seems that Kevin has now untagged her. Stay tuned.

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[2-B Alter]

I'm the o ly one seeing her "uwu Ana-chan" filters failing in the third picture? Also Lori you better start practicing how to make uwu anime waifu moans otherwise people will move on to nicer, younger and more well behave and liked girls and won't pay to you. You 36 year old low class prostitute.

No, you’re not the only one seeing the failed filters probably because she’s either too fucking lazy in putting the work and effort in shooting some lewd photos or she knows once she’s released those photos someone is going to share those photos (which eventually is going to happen— well already happened) she is going to be publicly mocked and shamed that’ll draw a certain attention or reaction from the from people that she doesn’t normally attract in her “Loon Kingdom” (Kevin’s former friends and family).

Speaking of “Nicer and Younger”, I’ve found some perfect lewd cosplay photos of Zero-Two by a lovely cosplayer who goes by the name of Viennegal:

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: This how you make an UwU face