Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Tugboat]

Holy shit. An anon just leaked two of Lori's eXcLuSiVe videos. She does not look or sound healthy.

“Hi guys. I’m being a lazy gremlin today, shooting a bunch of cute stuff for you guys. Maybe some Instagram content. Maybe I’ll eat this cotton candy. Who knows? So, like, it makes me really happy when you guys actually pay attention to my Instagram posts and sub. Super happy. Baby ducks! Look how cute...”
- Lori after taking Acme earthquake pills

Spoiler: Lori Videos

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I.... don’t even know what to say to this....

Why is she twitching like that? Is it drugs? Someone be real with me. This looks funny but it also extremely concerning. She’s tic-ing like she has uncontrolled Tourette’s. If she’s using facial filters, one would think she would avoid moving so much.

Also don’t have much experience with OF myself, but are they paying for CENSORED porn? She’s probably not even fucking herself.

 

[Siren54]

Lewd Videos: Holy shit. An anon posted two of Lori's eXcLuSiVe videos. She doesn't seem healthy here and it looks like it's time to go to a meeting. Not sure what for, but something is clearly wrong.

“Hi guys. I’m being a lazy gremlin today, shooting a bunch of cute stuff for you guys. Maybe some Instagram content. Maybe I’ll eat this cotton candy. Who knows? So, like, it makes me really happy when you guys actually pay attention to my Instagram posts and sub. Super happy. Baby ducks! Look how cute...”
- Lori after taking Acme earthquake pills

Spoiler: Lori Videos

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While we're here, might as well include more minor updates.

Hide Your Wallet: Lori is jonesing for more shoes so keep an eye on your money this time, Kevin.

"Just daydreaming about more shoes How's your weekend going!?" - Lori
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Spoiler: More "Wistful Loli" Lori

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"Signature" Degeneracy: It wouldn't be a Lori update without some cringy attempts to be kawaii.

Spoiler: Ew

#Egirls #ahegao #cosplaygirl
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#uwu #ahegao #animegirl
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Recent Comments: Lori thinks she's a high profile target for kidnappers.

IG User: "You should go to Japan and try to apply at a maid cafe."

Lori: "no way I would get kidnapped"

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IG User: "Legs look incredible in those fishnets."

Lori: "I got good legs"

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New Sponsor: Lori is now promoting face masks created by fashion designer Bron Bermudez. I wonder if he knows about Lori's lurid past.

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This was cringe beyond belief it literally looks she is about to have a panic attack...I wonder is that why Kevin is quiet lol.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

She doesn't seem healthy here and it looks like it's time to go to a meeting. Not sure what for, but something is clearly wrong.

“Hi guys. I’m being a lazy gremlin today, shooting a bunch of cute stuff for you guys. Maybe some Instagram content. Maybe I’ll eat this cotton candy. Who knows? So, like, it makes me really happy when you guys actually pay attention to my Instagram posts and sub. Super happy. Baby ducks! Look how cute...”

The cotton candy video is somehow worse than the “masturbation” video, probably the fake-wittle uwu girl voice.
Anyone who faps to this is a pedo full stop.
What the fuck.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

The fact she's 36 and making a voice like that makes me want to throw up.

I still find it disgusting as hell that she shills to potential pedos/actual pedos acting like this. It's disgusting and just overall disturbing that this uwu shit appeals to the younger demographic and they get influenced to do it themselves which starts another nasty cycle. Lori is just an awful human being and I just don't know how she wakes up daily and goes "time to bait those pedo's into gimme munnieee uwu". It's again just...Disgusting.

 

[Natsuki]

No, you’re not the only one seeing the failed filters probably because she’s either too fucking lazy in putting the work and effort in shooting some lewd photos or she knows once she’s released those photos someone is going to share those photos (which eventually is going to happen— well already happened) she is going to be publicly mocked and shamed that’ll draw a certain attention or reaction from the from people that she doesn’t normally attract in her “Loon Kingdom” (Kevin’s former friends and family).

Speaking of “Nicer and Younger”, I’ve found some perfect lewd cosplay photos of Zero-Two by a lovely cosplayer who goes by the name of Viennegal:

Spoiler: NSFW

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Spoiler: This how you make an UwU face

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THIS IS HOW NOT ONLY YOU MAKE UWU FACE BUT ALSO ARTISTIC NUDITY

 

[StraightShooter2]

The fact she's 36 and making a voice like that makes me want to throw up.

I still find it disgusting as hell that she shills to potential pedos/actual pedos acting like this. It's disgusting and just overall disturbing that this uwu shit appeals to the younger demographic and they get influenced to do it themselves which starts another nasty cycle. Lori is just an awful human being and I just don't know how she wakes up daily and goes "time to bait those pedo's into gimme munnieee uwu". It's again just...Disgusting.

Isn't 36 a little bit old for the pedo market?

 

[Natsuki]

Isn't 36 a little bit old for the pedo market?

Yeah. Like for most pedos 21 is old. But she cannot accept the fact that it's been more than 10 years since she was 14 and that by now she could have a kid or two but no she's spending her money in flashy dumpster diving clothes. Like I'm not joking when I say that I'm sure you could find her clothes in the dumpster of a second hand store

 

[Confederate Fag]

Why is she twitching like that?

I think the main reason she does that is to try and prevent the video filters from glitching and showing her true form. If you stand in the same position for too long, often the filter will glitch wherever you edited yourself, for example you’ll see someone’s waist stretch out to reality for a millisecond. Lots of examples online of this happening and people catching it, like you can find tons of these by the kardashians/jenners.

 

[WeeGee]

I dedicate this song to Kevin;

 

[Odnovo]

My wisdom acquired through living live in this world has taught me that you need to stay far, far away from anyone that has eyes like hers.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I think the main reason she does that is to try and prevent the video filters from glitching and showing her true form. If you stand in the same position for too long, often the filter will glitch wherever you edited yourself, for example you’ll see someone’s waist stretch out to reality for a millisecond. Lots of examples online of this happening and people catching it, like you can find tons of these by the kardashians/jenners.

A good example is Dakota Rose. She really pushed an image that never existed with the help of her crazy mom to the point she actually did make it to the land of weeaboos and as far as I know she's still there. She got a bunch of modeling gigs for a while, but last I checked her novelty wore off, especially since 1. People saw what she looked like and 2. She didn't have control over editing her own photos anymore outside from her own social media. 'sperging aside, if you watch her old videos she's mostly sitting fairly still in front of the camera and her chin wobbles quite a bit from going back and forth from normal to edited.

 

[Cyber Goose]

When is this bitch not a lazy gremlin?

Also the faux Tourette's tic-ing is really cringey and fucked up. Even with her trying to uwu her voice she sounds like a 40 year old chain smoker.

Gross.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

My wisdom acquired through living live in this world has taught me that you need to stay far, far away from anyone that has eyes like hers.

Yeah, Lori does have an unsettling gaze in general and it's especially unnerving in photos where she has widened "crazy eyes." (Sanpaku eyes are nature's red flag that a person might be unstable due to mental illness and / or substances. Sanpaku is Japanese for "three whites" and refers to eyes in which either the white space above or below the iris is visible.)



EDIT: As @OstREEEch pointed out, it's debatable whether these qualify as "sanpaku" if the pose was intended or edited. That said, here are some creepy "wide eye" Lori pictures to ruin your day:

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New Video: In another exclusive Lori video, she theorizes as to why some IG users think she's transgender.

"I don't know why some people call me a trap on Instagram. I think it's my jawline cause I definitely got titties and some of you guys know what I have down there." - Lori

Spoiler: New Video (NSFW)

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IG User: "Why are you shaking so much"
Lori: "because im always wiggling lol"
IG User: "Are you pulling tik tok"
Lori: "im too old for tiktok"

 

[Siren54]

Yeah, sanpaku eyes are nature's red flag that a person might be unstable due to mental illness and / or substances. Sanpaku is Japanese for "three whites" and refers to eyes in which either the white space above or below the iris is visible.

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While Lori does have crazy eyes in general, here are some examples of her photos that feature more "sanpaku" style eyes.

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New Video: In another exclusive Lori video, she theorizes as to why some IG users think she's a transgender person.

"I don't know why some people call me a trap on Instagram. I think it's my jawline cause I definitely got titties and some of you guys know what I have down there." - Lori
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IG User: "Why are you shaking so much"
Lori: "because im always wiggling lol"
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Tik tok is the easiest way to become an influncer considering that Instagram is slowly dying out. She just knows that it will be too hard to maintain all the filters with posting videos.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Omg that voice. That is why people think you are a trap and not a creepy smol loli.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

:lunary: Another New Lewd Video: Ew.

Spoiler: David Lynch's Porn Directing Debut (NSFW)

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Deleting Rampage: Kevin shut down his 2 Facebook accounts and his Instagram page today. I'm going to assume that he and Lorena are currently fighting.

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Happy Easter: Are cheap holiday props a wise way to spend one's limited income?

 

[Siren54]

:lunary: Another New Lewd Video: Ew.

Spoiler: David Lynch's Porn Directing Debut

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Deleting Rampage: Kevin shut down his 2 Facebook accounts and his Instagram page today so I'm going to assume that he and Lorena are having an argument.

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Happy Easter: I wonder if cheap holiday props are a wise way to spend one's limited income.

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I wonder if Kevin knew she was doing these penetration vids on OF. Seems shit went sour once these videos were posted lol. I also get the feeling that she isn’t actually penetrating herself hence why she is covering her vagina. It’s easy to fake like your masterbating and fake moans. Yep Kevin now everyone knows what your future wife sounds like in bed.

 

[OstREEEch]

But can they really be considered “sanpaku” eyes if she’s posing/editing her eyes to be wide?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

But can they really be considered “sanpaku” eyes if she’s posing/editing her eyes to be wide?

Well given even in her candid shots she still has those shark/serial killer eyes that trigger your fight or flight...

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I wonder if Kevin knew she was doing these penetration vids on OF. Seems shit went sour once these videos were posted lol. I also get the feeling that she isn’t actually penetrating herself hence why she is covering her vagina. It’s easy to fake like your masterbating and fake moans. Yep Kevin now everyone knows what your future wife sounds like in bed.

I don't think she's actually penetrating herself, either. It's fake, just like everything else about Lori and Kevin. I can't believe her simps are willing to pay so much money for such low quality content.