Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[ZB927]

Kevin made and privated (???) TikTok account. Here is an archived copy of his only video. He also has 2 lady followers, has Lori blocked them for Kevin yet?
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Hey! It's the foot dildo smacking table!!!

 

[FraggleSquak]

That’s the thing though. He did have moments of clarity previously where he would speak up about how toxic their relationship was and how he wanted to leave and he missed his friends. I believe he was also the one who broke up with her the first time in Seattle. It would seem that each time they “broke up” after that, he would just end up more in denial.

The cycle of abuse has done a sad and unfortunate number on this man and he’s now the sad shell we see today. Threatening random people on IG and Reddit, screaming into the void on social media for anyone who will listen, namedropping cosplayers he thinks are involved in an attempt to personal army when all it’s doing is making people come here and to the farms.

I don’t think he was fully brainwashed before but he is now. He’s flown off the rails. Tinfoiling, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was actually some real drug abuse happening. This isn’t weed behavior.

Kevin has always been a bit of a shallow person (focusing more on looks -- he likes em skinny). Kevin is the one who ended their relationship the first time around. Lori put the blame game on him strong when he left (because they still talked periodically) accusing him of never really caring or loving her because he abandoned her. She peppered him with accusations about trust issues because of what he did to her (abandoned her, and "lied" about actually loving her). I don't know if Lori or Kevin did anything more than weed (Lori really loved the weed in most forms).

I am probably tinfoiling, but I don't think Kevin will break up with Lori regardless of what she does (sunk cost fallacy). He was only able to break up with her the first time because he had people there removing him from the situation so there was no way Lori could do the little song and dance and weasel more control over him. But because they continued to keep in touch meant that Lori could keep some sort of hold on him and eventually they got back together.

 

[2020chan]

Kevin has always been a bit of a shallow person (focusing more on looks -- he likes em skinny). Kevin is the one who ended their relationship the first time around. Lori put the blame game on him strong when he left (because they still talked periodically) accusing him of never really caring or loving her because he abandoned her. She peppered him with accusations about trust issues because of what he did to her (abandoned her, and "lied" about actually loving her). I don't know if Lori or Kevin did anything more than weed (Lori really loved the weed in most forms).

I am probably tinfoiling, but I don't think Kevin will break up with Lori regardless of what she does (sunk cost fallacy). He was only able to break up with her the first time because he had people there removing him from the situation so there was no way Lori could do the little song and dance and weasel more control over him. But because they continued to keep in touch meant that Lori could keep some sort of hold on him and eventually they got back together.

So now, because he chose her over his friends and family he is stuck with her. I didn't know they kept in touch and continued to talk after the first breakup. She worked him good during that time and convinced him she's the real victim and his entire support system wasn't needed I guess.
At this point he's probably been living like this for so long he probably doesn't remember what it's like to be independent from her.

Imagine your whole life revolving around some crazy bitch who cheats on you and only sees you as a servant. "Get another job Kevin! I need to buy ugly shoes and cheap bikinis!" Begs for a 3rd wageslave job. "Shill my spicy site! No one is subbing!" Yeah Kevin, shill your supposed "girlfriend's" shitty nudes and cuck yourself.

Idk what the hell Kevin thinks he is but one thing he'll never be is a man.
Which is why Lori wants to leave him. He's let her get away with everything and there is no challenge to it for her, she's bored because Kevin is a basic bitchboy and nobody wants that.

I wonder what Rikki is up to these days.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Holy fuck Lorena is so NOT mad today bitch so asshurt she is warping all over the place!

Like you can usually tell where she has been shopping herself, but this is another level of photo editing.

Jowls so strong they bend her hair and air around her face.

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Dem pixels on those cheeks, Christ.

ETA: gorl please learn to do eyeliner.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Holy fuck Lorena is so NOT mad today bitch so asshurt she is warping all over the place!

Like you can usually tell where she has been shopping herself, but this is another level of photo editing.

Jowls so strong they bend her hair and air around her face.

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Dem pixels on those cheeks, Christ.

ETA: gorl please learn to do eyeliner.

She looks like she’s about to cry.

 

[Siren54]

Holy fuck Lorena is so NOT mad today bitch so asshurt she is warping all over the place!

Like you can usually tell where she has been shopping herself, but this is another level of photo editing.

Jowls so strong they bend her hair and air around her face.

Spoiler: Big image

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Dem pixels on those cheeks, Christ.

ETA: gorl please learn to do eyeliner.

I would love to see a day in the life of her. Like does she just wake up brush her hair out on make up and throw on the random 5 outfits she owns that don’t match. Take pics then what? Sit on her bed all day? It just seems like a auto pilot very unfulfilling life...

 

[Confederate Fag]

Holy fuck Lorena is so NOT mad today bitch so asshurt she is warping all over the place!

Like you can usually tell where she has been shopping herself, but this is another level of photo editing.

Jowls so strong they bend her hair and air around her face.

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Dem pixels on those cheeks, Christ.

ETA: gorl please learn to do eyeliner.

This one is the lowest of the low for me when it comes to the disgusting pedo bait shit she pulls. She’s trying more than ever with this edit to resemble a small child. Big chubby cheeks and big, round glossy eyes like that are associated with babies. There is no other reason why someone would edit their facial features like that. If someone just wanted to look younger and not child like, they would edit their face in an entirely different way. This sick cunt is so pathetic. Go fuck yourself, Lori and you’re little dog too (Kowvin).

 

[Ramona]

Sorry to be a faggot with a hot take, but why dont pedos sub to the OF of actual younger women, surely filters work better on them! Lori plz educate me lol jk do you even have a GED

 

[Vi0l3t]

He gets the one thing simps never get, some form of IRL acknowledgement.

Holy fuck Lorena is so NOT mad today bitch so asshurt she is warping all over the place!

Like you can usually tell where she has been shopping herself, but this is another level of photo editing.

Jowls so strong they bend her hair and air around her face.

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Dem pixels on those cheeks, Christ.

ETA: gorl please learn to do eyeliner.

I think the reason she does these stupid fucking faces and the same boring makeup is her filters, the pudgy cheek look and angles ect. This bitch is so filtered it's hilarious and it shows in that transition video a few pages back. She has the jaw of a man.

 

[ZB927]

I would love to see a day in the life of her. Like does she just wake up brush her hair out on make up and throw on the random 5 outfits she owns that don’t match. Take pics then what? Sit on her bed all day? It just seems like a auto pilot very unfulfilling life...

She sleeps all day. From Kev himself posted Feb. 4th:

LORI AND KEVIN UPDATE

Lori is still silently cowering behind her human shield Kevin who continues to white knight on her behalf.

"Maybe I should stream to show people how normal my life really is. Lori sleeps most of the day and does her photos and I chill at my desk playing wow / scouring the internet for good deals or im doing my own photos or piecing outfits together. I desperately need to do a day in the life video so people understand. I can only imagine what people think, I left the radar alone for years and they speak in code, only referencing memes about us they've made. They really think im out here peeing on her costumes and tried making fun of me for not having insurance. Yall in cali and vegas got some whack ass friends. This is the weirdest way to insult someone I've ever heard. I know exactly who's doing it too, so much for anon." - Kevin

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There's so much to address here but let's keep it simple. You know what, Kevin? You're right - a "day in the life" video about you and Lori would be helpful. I genuinely endorse this idea and look forward to understanding more about you two in the future.

Spoiler: The "Peed On The Suit" Rumor

[LINK] There's a longstanding rumor about Lori and Kevin concerning a red cosplay suit. Zero Two, a main character from Darling in the Franxx and Lori's current skinwalking identity, wears a signature red suit. This cosplay was clearly one of Lori's favorites and there are countless pictures of her wearing this beloved outfit on her social media.

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The alleged incident occurred during an argument. Kevin reportedly grabbed Lori's red Zero Two costume, threw in the bathtub, and defiantly peed on it. Anons over on Lolcow.farm stated that they saw a Facebook post from one of them referencing the incident but it was quickly deleted before any screencaps could be taken. Since that alleged Facebook post, Lori has not posted any new pictures of the red suit. Kevin usually laughs off references to the incident but has never clearly stated whether the incident did or did not happen. Knowing Lori and Kevin's volatile and dramatic history, the "peed on the red suit" story is credible and likely true.

 

[WeeGee]

Kevin's pseudonym adollaskye sounds like a trans hooker name.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Holy fuck Lorena is so NOT mad today bitch so asshurt she is warping all over the place!

Like you can usually tell where she has been shopping herself, but this is another level of photo editing.

Jowls so strong they bend her hair and air around her face.

Spoiler: Big image

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Dem pixels on those cheeks, Christ.

ETA: gorl please learn to do eyeliner.

Her cheeks look like how Tess Holliday photoshops her fupas.

 

[faggot fucker]

Holy fuck Lorena is so NOT mad today bitch so asshurt she is warping all over the place!

Like you can usually tell where she has been shopping herself, but this is another level of photo editing.

Jowls so strong they bend her hair and air around her face.

Spoiler: Big image

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Dem pixels on those cheeks, Christ.

ETA: gorl please learn to do eyeliner.

Never forget that she has a Lego man head and jaw to match her Lego hand pussy, no fluffy cheeks and baby eyes over here. Looking like an elder lot lizard 4 years past her expiration date.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Never forget that she has a Lego man head and jaw to match her Lego hand pussy, no fluffy cheeks and baby eyes over here. Looking like an elder lot lizard 4 years past her expiration date.

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Manly jaw, jesus. I love seeing these old vs new you can really see how fake she is lmfao.

 

[faggot fucker]

I had to do it.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Never forget that she has a Lego man head and jaw to match her Lego hand pussy, no fluffy cheeks and baby eyes over here. Looking like an elder lot lizard 4 years past her expiration date.

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I don't even care about the 'manly jaw' or any of that other crap. The real gross thing is she's using facial expressions, filters, and editing to make herself look like a 12-13yo girl while her shitheel boyfriend uses sock accounts to make smoothbrained pedo-accusing posts on other cosplayers' pages they're jealous of.

She's only able to post a very limited number of poses and a handful of expressions, if you can even call them that, that all revolve around this creepy Zaush fuckable 11yo fantasy. She can't post content that shows her real face or body without it clashing with her brand image. Lori is the physical embodiment of a shitty illustrator that has sameface syndrome.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I don't even care about the 'manly jaw' or any of that other crap. The real gross thing is she's using facial expressions, filters, and editing to make herself look like a 12-13yo girl while her shitheel boyfriend uses sock accounts to make smoothbrained pedo-accusing posts on other cosplayers' pages they're jealous of.

She's only able to post a very limited number of poses and a handful of expressions, if you can even call them that, that all revolve around this creepy Zaush fuckable 11yo fantasy. She can't post content that shows her real face or body without it clashing with her brand image. Lori is the physical embodiment of a shitty illustrator that has sameface syndrome.

Its definitely what I find most repulsive about her, and there is a lot to be repulsed about.

 

[2020chan]

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I had to do it.

I love the stabbed up Momokun lmao

 

[slipperyworm]

I don't even care about the 'manly jaw' or any of that other crap. The real gross thing is she's using facial expressions, filters, and editing to make herself look like a 12-13yo girl while her shitheel boyfriend uses sock accounts to make smoothbrained pedo-accusing posts on other cosplayers' pages they're jealous of.

She's only able to post a very limited number of poses and a handful of expressions, if you can even call them that, that all revolve around this creepy Zaush fuckable 11yo fantasy. She can't post content that shows her real face or body without it clashing with her brand image. Lori is the physical embodiment of a shitty illustrator that has sameface syndrome.

Weeb cosplay and culture already has a strange subtext of sexualizing childlike characters - whether in appearance or mannerism - clueless, born sexy yesterday and innocent characters are usually picked up by female cosplayers - see chobits - to bait stupid teen boys with. The thing with Lorena that makes it so repulsive is that with those cosplayers you can at least argue well, theyre not too far from being 16 - alot of them are in the age range of 18-21 - not that it still isn't gross but with Lorena, she is undoubtedly a whole adult. She is thirty seven and pretending to be a 15 year old at best. She knows the difference between her and a teen to preteen girl, she is old enough to and she still continues to sexualize them. It is absolutely putrid.

 

[Cyber Goose]

I laugh now everytime I see an article come up about an Instagram cosplayer who is way better than Lori getting attention for the skin-walking cosplays that she thinks she's so perfect at. I just hope Lori sees them somewhere and starts raging. Someday she might figure out that she's really not the best at what she does.

I mean it's really, really telling when Moomoo wears the same outfit and looks way better in it than Lori. That's how shit-tier her cosplay game is.