Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Wait until he finds out about the eurofags. That will really blow his mind to know he's so famous he even has people across the pond sniffing out his antics. Or in Asia! Wow! Maybe they can grab some Guapi pants for him from the warehouse so he doesn't have to wait two months for shipping.

He seems to think everyone is from California or Vegas as he's named those places specifically. He's never outed any other Utahfags as far as I can remember.

In other news of today, somebody posted @faggot fucker's screengrab on LC and said they are the actual one responsible for the doxxing.

"This is the person responsible on Kiwi. Nony & friends KFs have yet to be confirmed but they did make separate accounts and have very different voices when writing."
- anon on LC​

so now is the time to place bets on when our good friends finally make their way over here for their "Kiwi" debut.

Could it be? Will Lori and Kevin finally acknowledge KiwiFarms? Perhaps grace us with their presence? Visiting us would be a lot more productive than harassing minors on social media and shrieking about gangstalking by a cosplay illuminati.
 
Since I've not actually replied to his dms at all, and I'm obviously not the one who leaked his address, I wonder if I can call his local precinct in regards to his report naming me and show that he's the one doing more harassment than not. I'm sure that will throw a wrench in his report lol also none of my friends, nor myself, have had any interaction with this dude outside of the initial Facebook nonsense, he's initiated all contact with the exception of my original insta comment

As a slightly unrelated note I've had to file a police report for something very, very similar except with actual targeted harassment and the police in the u.s. will not file a criminal report for this kind of thing unless it can be 100% without a shadow of a doubt proven the person is who they say they are online. You can't file a criminal report unless you can name the person with confirmation of some kind, otherwise it's just an informational report and that doesn't really do anything except leave a paper trail for if you can ever confirm the person
 
Since I've not actually replied to his dms at all, and I'm obviously not the one who leaked his address, I wonder if I can call his local precinct in regards to his report naming me and show that he's the one doing more harassment than not. I'm sure that will throw a wrench in his report lol also none of my friends, nor myself, have had any interaction with this dude outside of the initial Facebook nonsense, he's initiated all contact with the exception of my original insta comment

As a slightly unrelated note I've had to file a police report for something very, very similar except with actual targeted harassment and the police in the u.s. will not file a criminal report for this kind of thing unless it can be 100% without a shadow of a doubt proven the person is who they say they are online. You can't file a criminal report unless you can name the person with confirmation of some kind, otherwise it's just an informational report and that doesn't really do anything except leave a paper trail for if you can ever confirm the person
Don't bother imo, there's like a 98% chance all of his 'police reports' etc are just made up posturing, considering a lot of this doesn't exactly add up, as you pointed out. He's just trying to scare people out of talking about him again lol
 
Don't bother imo, there's like a 98% chance all of his 'police reports' etc are just made up posturing, considering a lot of this doesn't exactly add up, as you pointed out. He's just trying to scare people out of talking about him again lol
Yeah I genuinely don't believe he made any kind of report, and I honestly feel he's messaging my friends this stuff in an effort to turn them against me since you can see in all the messages to them he makes outrageous accusations against me, but on the very off chance he did file I think it would be really funny to have on his report that he lied about it. Considering in the very short time I've known about this guy he's mentioned how he never lies a multitude of times.
 
Yeah I genuinely don't believe he made any kind of report...
Good ol' Kev filing police reports? the kid can't even submit a book report about Dr. Seuss so everyone is safe lolz

Kevin could have stayed away from Lori and honed his cosplay craft. He had such good opportunities; video game companies even took notice of him and invited him places, something most cosplayers only dream about. If he kept his head down he could have improved, made bank, and gotten a following. How is Lori THAT appealing that the Utah slums are better than being a successful cosplayer? He’s such a fucking idiot.
That's the power of sickness & being mentally ill. You just shit on your own future. It's really sad.
 
Guess what? It looks like police records in Utah are considered public information and accessible via official request: [LINK]. Isn't that neat? This includes initial contact reports, incident reports, citations, and warnings.

"'Initial contact report' means an initial written or recorded report, however titled, prepared by peace officers engaged in public patrol or response duties describing official actions initially taken in response to either a public complaint about or the discovery of an apparent violation of law."

So, would that make Kevin's alleged police report against the internet an "initial contact report"?
 
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But wait - there's more!

:lunacy: MORE KEVIN HISTRIONICS: Kevin, no one on KiwiFarms has ever stated that they want you to harm or kill yourself. If anything, there were and are some posters here who are rooting you on, hope you get the psychological help you need, and want to see you escape from this abusive relationship with Lori. If you are feeling suicidal, go to your nearest emergency room and seek help immediately. On another note, you recently changed the story about your leg cut from coerced self harm to costume making accident. What's the truth?

"People have been named in the police reports. Screenshots have been submitted. Does anyone else think joking about this stuff (tw: self-harm / suicide) is a joke? All I can say is any continued harassment will result in a real arrest." - Kevin
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"On a lighter note, certain people on ig, fb, and irl are living proof that you can be respectful and supportive and not support slander and lies. You all and this girl are the reason I AM in a good place mentally." - Kevin
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EDIT: Kevin deleted all of his "police report" posts.



:lunacy: KEVIN THE HARASSER: Kevin is back to harassing nony9799 and her friends by lying about and threatening police involvement. For the record, Kevin is targeting and harassing nony9799 because she made a comment a few weeks ago on a public video about Lori and Kevin's dramatic history. He is also continuing to make bizarre and delusional accusations about her and her friends. I wonder what the real police would think of Kevin's lies, threats, and continuing harassment of innocent individuals.

NOTE: Edited to clarify. Thanks, @MemesHype!

NONY9799: "...got some ocean front property in Arizona I'd sell to you real cheap there bud"

KEVIN: "Hello [redacted], with the permission of my local police department, I am informing you several of your names have been included in a harassment police report against us. If the behavior continues and I report it again you will be arrested, since your names are the only real ones the police were able to get so far this is who I'm sending the message to. They will look up the ips and find you that way. Your names are on police documents. Tell your friends to sop [stop]. All the screenshots have been sent to the police. You seemed relatively a bystander, but these are real crimes you're getting involved in and someone will get convicted if this continues. We don't want money or property. We want peace."

NONY9799: "I have absolutely no idea what my friends have said to you, but I hope the 'police report' you filled has your messages and whatnot in it too. From what I'm hearing you send threats to them, not quite the other way around. I've yet to see or hear of anyone saying anything about violence or anything about 'killing yourself' or anything of that nature. But i don't sit there and talk to my friends about you, only time I've talked to anyone about you was 'who tf is this guy and why is he messaging me'. I don't know you dude. I don't care to know you. What you say is funny (to me), so I laugh. Humor is subjective. I'm sure there are things you laugh at that I don't. That's the way the world works. But I will tell you this, if you're gonna come at me you better come at me swinging kid, I don't take kindly to threats either."

KEVIN: "I'm not threatening anyone. If you feel that way you should really consider the morality of your own actions. Your stupid friend is posting my address. If you think a message telling you all to stop it or I'm going to file a police report is a threat, you clearly don't understand harassment and defamation is illegal. Let alone posting someone's address. The police told me to message anyone who isn't blocked and then reblock you all once I've sent out the warning. So if your friends keep going I can't promise they won't be charged / arrested. Lmfao its so sad some fat old guy telling me to 'come swinging' you should watch your own phrasing :)"

NONY9799: "Laughing at something that I find funny is not a moral charge in any way shape or form. I'm not going to feel bad for finding something funny. I don't know anything about leaking an address, I really don't. I have no desire for your address even if it was leaked. I'm not even old bro lol I'm probably within a few years of you. Yea I'm a fat guy but that's not an insult haha it's pointing out the obvious. I really hope you know the difference between an expression and a threat, but I guess I wouldn't expect much else from someone who's IQ and shoe size match"

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"Stop supporting harassment toward us or you will be included in my next police report. I have screenshots of you supporting slanderous content" - Kevin harassing Nony9799's friend
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"I AM?" Is he skinwalking @Brad Watson_Miami now?
 
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Happy Sunday! It's 8 in the morning and Kevin is yelling at someone on Reddit for giving constructive criticism on Lori's spicy. The word "cloutbomb" was used.

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Edit2: Including more replies, thread is locked now lol. Previously stalked timo makes an appearance.

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Enjoy!

Edit: It appears Lori has blocked Kevin yet again on Instagram. These two are my favs.
 
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Happy Sunday! It's 8 in the morning and Kevin is yelling at someone on Reddit for giving constructive criticism on Lori's spicy. The word "cloutbomb" was used.

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Enjoy!
Lmao, “What other backgrounds besides 4 walls can you have?”. That’s fucking hilarious. It’s called backdrops, moron. These people claim to be “content creators” and don’t even know that much? And they have the audacity to call the other person’s critique stupid. Absolutely exceptional.

“If you think my OF is anything like my IG you obviously didn’t pay any real money” - You would literally have to play the “spot the difference” game between her OF and IG photos to notice any type of distinction, and that’s with the generous assumption that there actually is any type of distinction.

Kevin is legit retarded. He should get some sort of test done, that way he can have professional confirmation/proof that he is actually disabled for the next time either one of them tries to deflect by accusing people of ableism.
 
We need to keep a list of all the ridiculous things that make the two of them sperg for days on end. Laugh reacts, the most weak dick con crit ever, etc. I'm sure even looking at Kevin's Wing shoes with any emotion other than pogger.png would make him tense up and go "THESE ARE REAL".
 
Everything and anything make them both sperg for days. I'm pretty sure you can take nudies outside provided you're on private property, there are plenty of videos and photos to support my thought process here.
The ferrets make them rage, accusing Lori of shooping any part of her body is considered a federal crime for those two, pointing out their dirty apartment, noticing that the two of them don't take pictures together, literally every interaction Kevin has had on reddit, troll instagram account/comments... That's just off the top of my head.
Wonder what their blood pressure is... Lori is at an age where she needs to be concerned about shit like that.
 
''almost everyone does porn at home''
''flashing outside makes you a sex offender''
''please dont lie on the subreddit''

How this motherfucker survived for almost 30 years and can walk and breath at the same time is beyond me.
 
Sometimes, I wonder if the complete absence of sex in this relationship has contributed to Kevin kind of developing a buck fetish. Right now, it's like he gets off on Lori getting as many sugar daddy subs partially for the money (however much or little that is), and the next step will eventually letting her "hook up" with randos she's cultivating for her next Great Escape - but he's not at the point where 2+2= Lori leaves for good.
 
Anyone notice Kevin pretty much looks like a Male! Lori in terms of appearance now?
- Same hair color
-Same ugly pastel color choices in clothes, in this case Pink
- The crack eyes 50 yard stare
-Same tard spurging and dunking on the hayturs
- Shared shitty taste in clothing / knock off clothing

It's only a matter of time before Kevin starts puffing out his cheeks like his retard Lori. I'm waiting Kevin.
 
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