Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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She can give herself a whole new face in snow but can’t get rid of that monstrosity to give her coomers some variety in posing. This is why she’s failing.
There are ways around it, such as asking Kevin to apply (a lot of) concealing makeup to the back piece. It's not like Kevin has anything more important to do. But that'll involve Kevin touching her and that's clearly not what this relationship is about.
 
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There are ways around it, such as asking Kevin to apply (a lot) of concealing makeup to the back piece. It's not like Kevin has anything more important to do. But that'll involve Kevin touching her and that's clearly not what this relationship is about.

Going to attempt not to makeup sperg but to efficiently cover a tattoo, generally different color correctors are used before concealer or else there will be a shadow of it under the makeup. And she (did) have I think 3 colors in there. Even for professional makeup artists a tattoo coverup can be tricky, and if every single product isn’t waterproof it’ll be rubbing all over her cheap slave labor outfits. And that’s such a huge area, it would take Kev neglecting his shoes for hours to do.
 
She could still do back shots and just wear an outfit that covers her back but lets her ass hang out couldn't she? It's not like it's hard to find a variety of outfits like that.

How old is the tat? I am curious about how bad it looks. I know a few people with pretty old tattoos that still look decent, is the back a bad area for this? (Sorry I hate needles myself so I know nothing about the subject)
 
She could still do back shots and just wear an outfit that covers her back but lets her ass hang out couldn't she? It's not like it's hard to find a variety of outfits like that.

How old is the tat? I am curious about how bad it looks. I know a few people with pretty old tattoos that still look decent, is the back a bad area for this? (Sorry I hate needles myself so I know nothing about the subject)

unfortunately we can’t blame this to the sands of time. the tattoo was garbage from the start and has only gotten worse with age. much like everything else in lori’s life/possession it’s cheap and poorly made.
 
What's wrong Kevin? Things with Lorena going tits up?



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>it seems my actual followers have been very supportive

Bitch it's only us laughing at your retarded fashion choices! :story: that comments section is more barren than Lorena's tits.
 
What's wrong Kevin? Things with Lorena going tits up?




>it seems my actual followers have been very supportive

Bitch it's only us laughing at your retarded fashion choices! :story: that comments section is more barren than Lorena's tits.
"clothing, shoes and gaming have been a much better outlet." So basically, he gives up on being productive? I don't know how simply buying crap and playing WoW is more fulfilling and healthy than working on something tangible. Sounds like bitch boy is just insecure and wants out now that nobody is sucking his dick. I think he realized finally that he fucked up and ruined his shot at cosplay being a job.
 
"clothing, shoes and gaming have been a much better outlet." So basically, he gives up on being productive? I don't know how simply buying crap and playing WoW is more fulfilling and healthy than working on something tangible. Sounds like bitch boy is just insecure and wants out now that nobody is sucking his dick. I think he realized finally that he fucked up and ruined his shot at cosplay being a job.
He was doing great with cosplay pre Lori, better than most could hope for. He had skill and more importantly, was at the right place at the right time.
All this time spent with with Lori has sucked anything positive out of him, the creativity, the drive, the JOY, all gone. Now he just wants to order clothes from China off of sites he finds on instagram and yell to the void about how much happier he is now vs then.
Kevin, if you see this, lock your shoes up somewhere before your hag roommate sells them and convinces you someone stole them.

Looking forward to the ragepost about the missing shoes.
 
What's wrong Kevin? Things with Lorena going tits up?




>it seems my actual followers have been very supportive

Bitch it's only us laughing at your retarded fashion choices! :story: that comments section is more barren than Lorena's tits.

Nice slip- clothes, shoes, and gaming are his healthy outlets right now.

No “my beautiful fiancée makes me feel better than anyone else/us against the world” or anything like that anymore.

And he has too much going on right now? Dude doesn’t work at all so I find that hard to believe, guess dealing with Lori rages really is a full time gig.

Run Kevin. Fill a laundry basket with your precious shoes and run away because what you’re trying to escape from is inside the house.
 
People who flex about clothes/money/anything are fucking retarded on their own right and lolcows by default. Like, why in the fuck should I care about you having enough money to buy overpriced pieces of clothing? Like, miss me with it fam, life is so much more than trying to prove to random people how many paper squares you have in the bank and how cool you are for it. This is cringe af and only boomers, maladjusted adults and insecure teens care this much about ''showing wealth''.

Grow up, get an education, a job and hobbies and I promise you life gets much more interesting than hoarding 'designer' shit and boasting about it to a bunch of strangers online who don't care about you.
 
What's wrong Kevin? Things with Lorena going tits up?




>it seems my actual followers have been very supportive

Bitch it's only us laughing at your retarded fashion choices! :story: that comments section is more barren than Lorena's tits.
I agree the cosplay community is crappy, but it's BEEN crappy for a while. Honestly if anything since the flu, a ton of cosplayers have gotten a little chunkier/ uglier (check tiktok and the recent conventions Otakon and Super con for example) and people have gotten maybe more catty but everyone's just glad to go to a damn convention I think.
If anything, as per usual, Kevin is just going off the walls looking for attention. I may not be speaking for everyone, but I enjoyed Kevin's cosplays since they looked really nice and obviously took a ton of time. They looked much better than the tard fashion he's shilling now that he's so "proud of".

I'm still thinking about how he went from "local sexy anime guy" to "local anime guy". I mean he sure as hell was never sexy to begin with, but damn. Makes me wonder if Kevin's self confidence really hit the ground even if he is an annoying 'im SOOO hawt" type.
 
What's wrong Kevin? Things with Lorena going tits up?




>it seems my actual followers have been very supportive

Bitch it's only us laughing at your retarded fashion choices! :story: that comments section is more barren than Lorena's tits.

He's so cartoonishly dramatic and self-centered. For archival purposes, here's a transcript of this update:

“Taking a hiatus from all cosplay. I have more important things than cosplay to do the next 3-6 months. Adult life with combined with how crappy the community is, I have zero time and it feels really insignificant to craft anything with to whats happening to me. Not getting into it because I can’t say anything on here without someone capping my life story. This isn’t because of haters or anything. I literally am too busy to cosplay rn. Clothing, shoes and gaming have been a much healthier outlet for me lately anyway. It seems my actual followers have been very supportive of this motion, thank you.” - Kevin

And here's a quote for Kevin:
"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."



Kevin put this cool filter over one of the red and black outfit pics and posted it to Instagram with these rap lyrics:

"You probably won't like a ghost like me" - Kevin

I'm probably reading way too much into this but my first thought was that Kevin is indirectly threatening suicide.
 
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love how kevin’s “quitting” cosplay just in time for con’s and having to face the fucking truth: there’s no escaping everyone taking pics of the two of them looking a hot mess. how absolutely convenient.

chugging towards 30 and kevin has zero actual adult ass career aspirations…up next: anime hypebeast rapper??

these 2 are the human equivalent of moving food around your plate to make it look like you ate something
 
It's really embarrassing for people over 21 to base their whole sense of self and personality around how many likes and attention they get online. Like, they're adults with supposedly adult fully formed brains and still begging for attention from total strangers, this is insane.

I get having unusual hobbies. People don't need to suddenly get boring once they hit 25 or so. Hell, I'm all for having a good time and acting silly and just being retarded once in a while. Nobody needs to put on a frown and formal clothes just because they're adults. Being mature doesn't mean you have to be boring.
It means that you have an established sense of self and don't need other people's approval to do your shit. You don't need to hide your age and face just because you think people will dislike you for it. And if they dislike you for your face or age, does their opinion really matter to you then? Just move on.

Trying to be liked and popular isn't everything in life, Lorena. And being mature is understanding that random people's opinions about you don't matter. Go be a weeb at 36, embrace your face, your age and everything, stop trying to cope because of things you can't change.
 
:lunacy: NEW BACKDROP, SAME PEDOBAIT: Lori finally listened to complaints about the stale and subpar quality of her photos. Despite the new background, she continues to create disgusting pedobait content for degenerates.

"Little ram bb is the sweetest look, I love these horns but they like to wiggle around on my head! 👑" - Lori

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:lunacy: MORE YOUTUBE COMMENTS: Here are a few more recent replies to Kevin on VangelinaSkov's video about Lori's history of abusing others and creating drama.

Kevin: "great more harassment I have to get dmca'd, I suggest you take this down"

YouTube User #1: "it's fair use. Any images or copyright anything is covered under fair use. Its not harassment. You can't do anything. Keep pretending you're influencers like you can do anything to stop this."

YouTube User #2: "I suggest you go touch grass kevvo"

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I'm probably reading way too much into this but my first thought was that Kevin is indirectly threatening suicide.
Interesting thought. He's using weird language & remains cryptic. What's taking over his life all of a sudden that he has to drop what he's been currently doing? He had no life or responsibilities to begin with so what the hell is he even talking about? The lawyer bluff has calmed down significantly.
 
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