Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[faggot fucker]

Placing my money on Lori blowing a bunch of money on taxidermy so she can put the skulls of the ferrets she killed on her gamer desk. She's the kind of psycho that would neglect a pet to death then immortalize it and cry about "muh angel baby I miss you every day my life means nothing" online for money. Either that or she's just going to replace Shiro with another.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

RADIO SILENCE: Did Kevin have his internet privileges revoked? He's been awfully quiet since his dramatic post about the death of their pet ferret Shiro on August 8th. Did he move out? Did he go to rehab (again)? Did he finally escape Lori's clutches? Stay tuned.

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LORI THE PEDOBAITER: More of the same degenerate content from Lori Lewd with grotesque facial expressions and disturbing childlike imagery. Such a disgusting human being.

Spoiler: More Pedophile Pandering

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LORI'S FAILING ONLYFANS: Unsurprisingly, Lorena's OnlyFans enterprise continues to fail. It's clear that she lacks the sex appeal, youth, looks, work ethic, charisma, creativity, and business acumen necessary to compete in the ruthless world of e-thottery. Despite this, Lori continues to beg for subscribers.

"We always get chatty on the spicy. Checking stuff later today." - Lori


"Did you check out the spicy forbidden site? Link in bio." - Lori

 

[Vi0l3t]

RADIO SILENCE: Did Kevin have his internet privileges revoked? He's been awfully quiet since his dramatic post about the death of their pet ferret Shiro on August 8th. Did he move out? Did he go to rehab (again)? Did he finally escape Lori's clutches? Stay tuned.

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LORI THE PEDOBAITER: More of the same degenerate content from Lori Lewd with grotesque facial expressions and disturbing childlike imagery. Such a disgusting human being.

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Spoiler: More Pedophile Pandering

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LORI'S FAILING ONLYFANS: Unsurprisingly, Lorena's OnlyFans enterprise continues to fail. It's clear that she lacks the sex appeal, youth, looks, work ethic, charisma, creativity, and business acumen necessary to compete in the ruthless world of e-thottery. Despite this, Lori continues to beg for subscribers.

"We always get chatty on the spicy. Checking stuff later today." - Lori
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"Did you check out the spicy forbidden site? Link in bio." - Lori
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Wet noodles are more spicy than her.

 

[Dovahshit]

RADIO SILENCE: Did Kevin have his internet privileges revoked? He's been awfully quiet since his dramatic post about the death of their pet ferret Shiro on August 8th. Did he move out? Did he go to rehab (again)? Did he finally escape Lori's clutches? Stay tuned.

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LORI THE PEDOBAITER: More of the same degenerate content from Lori Lewd with grotesque facial expressions and disturbing childlike imagery. Such a disgusting human being.

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Spoiler: More Pedophile Pandering

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LORI'S FAILING ONLYFANS: Unsurprisingly, Lorena's OnlyFans enterprise continues to fail. It's clear that she lacks the sex appeal, youth, looks, work ethic, charisma, creativity, and business acumen necessary to compete in the ruthless world of e-thottery. Despite this, Lori continues to beg for subscribers.

"We always get chatty on the spicy. Checking stuff later today." - Lori
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i hate how she says "the spicy"
yeah its as spicy as mayonaisse, shut the fuck up

 

[KawaiiGrandmaUwU]

i hate how she says "the spicy"
yeah its as spicy as mayonaisse, shut the fuck up

Mayo has the ability to enhance the flavour of a lot of things just on its own - if anything she’s as spicy as flour.

 

[moleman4ever]

so kev’s on the ledge, ready to do a flip- and lori’s already dropped the dead ferret shill for more subs?

forget mayo- this bitch is as spicy as a block of tofu.

 

[World War Weeb]

I really, REALLY wonder if Kevin does NOT, in fact, have a job - and Lori, citing her Only Fans (with sub-par performance) as the only breadwinner, kicked Kevin out after the ferret died... I don't think I've seen him this quiet during this entire saga.

 

[Judgment Boy]

At this point, I can't tell if her inability to wear matching clothes and shoes is her really committing to the toddler cosplay, or if she's just that retarded. I genuinely don't know anymore.

Spoiler: *Judgment Intensifies*

Even if we put aside the sewn loli ahegao advertisement, who the fuck puts this on and thinks, "Oh I know! Strappy, knee-high pastel platform sandals would just really tie it all together!"
Bitch, just buy some shoes in black. Or if you REALLY need to be wearing those YRU shoes and get that 'pop of color', even those red platforms you have would have done the job better (or at least, work better here than with a sweatsuit).

But ideally, when you're wearing tights/leggings/stockings with a unique pattern or, uhm...bold imagery, that's the part that you want to show off, so you want to wear shoes that typically go no higher than the ankle. Wearing a knee-high shoe - sandals or boots, doesn't matter - it just distracts and becomes the actual focus instead. The pastel choice is somehow even worse in the sense that you can tell she wanted there to be a dash of color to the outfit (likely because if she'd stuck with just black and white, the combo of ring light+over filtering would have washed her out), but it's so muted that it just barely stands out from the background. The red shoes would've made more of a statement and stood out way more with less effort, while also looking a bit more planned out since it's just bold color on bold whites/blacks/grey. Hell, they may even end up being bright enough from her filters that it'd be harder to make out the stockings of absolute haram she's sporting.

AND, the bright red would have just distracted even more from what Lori is REALLY trying to make the focus - that being the totally-not-forced-completely-flirty-and-natural panty flash - which just makes it a win-win imo. She's already fucked it up anyway with the pastels, the wash-out, the pose, the expression, etc. so why not.

Seriously, I know that this is likely just something related to her and her mommy issues, but it's really not that hard to pick up the very basics of putting together an outfit; even without an involved mom to teach you what colors go together, or to not wear open-toed shoes with fucking fishnets.

It just never ceases to amaze me that a woman nearing her 40s has a worse grasp on how to dress herself than actual children. If it's just her committing to her lolibait role, I'd be almost impressed at the degenerate depth.
The genre of her color stories is always either "Obnoxious Horror" or "Pastel Loli Porn". And I'll give her this, never seen any other abuela try to sell that as a style.

One might say that she is truly...

Revolutionary Girl Abuela.

Edit: Typos.

 

[Schmeckel]

Far be it for me to criticize fashion, cause I am about as fashionable as a piece of toast.

But, every goddamn time I poke my head into this thread, I see some of the most retarded looking shit that these two show off. I think it's the shoes that seal it. Fucking wings on so many shoes. It's like he's trying to be a bitch, but he can't wear maxi pads with wings, so he settles for shoes with wings.

 

[Vi0l3t]

At this point, I can't tell if her inability to wear matching clothes and shoes is her really committing to the toddler cosplay, or if she's just that retarded. I genuinely don't know anymore.

Spoiler: *Judgment Intensifies*

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Even if we put aside the sewn loli ahegao advertisement, who the fuck puts this on and thinks, "Oh I know! Strappy, knee-high pastel platform sandals would just really tie it all together!"
Bitch, just buy some shoes in black. Or if you REALLY need to be wearing those YRU shoes and get that 'pop of color', even those red platforms you have would have done the job better (or at least, work better here than with a sweatsuit).

But ideally, when you're wearing tights/leggings/stockings with a unique pattern or, uhm...bold imagery, that's the part that you want to show off, so you want to wear shoes that typically go no higher than the ankle. Wearing a knee-high shoe - sandals or boots, doesn't matter - it just distracts and becomes the actual focus instead. The pastel choice is somehow even worse in the sense that you can tell she wanted there to be a dash of color to the outfit (likely because if she'd stuck with just black and white, the combo of ring light+over filtering would have washed her out), but it's so muted that it just barely stands out from the background. The red shoes would've made more of a statement and stood out way more with less effort, while also looking a bit more planned out since it's just bold color on bold whites/blacks/grey. Hell, they may even end up being bright enough from her filters that it'd be harder to make out the stockings of absolute haram she's sporting.

AND, the bright red would have just distracted even more from what Lori is REALLY trying to make the focus - that being the totally-not-forced-completely-flirty-and-natural panty flash - which just makes it a win-win imo. She's already fucked it up anyway with the pastels, the wash-out, the pose, the expression, etc. so why not.

Seriously, I know that this is likely just something related to her and her mommy issues, but it's really not that hard to pick up the very basics of putting together an outfit; even without an involved mom to teach you what colors go together, or to not wear open-toed shoes with fucking fishnets.

It just never ceases to amaze me that a woman nearing her 40s has a worse grasp on how to dress herself than actual children. If it's just her committing to her lolibait role, I'd be almost impressed at the degenerate depth.
The genre of her color stories is always either "Obnoxious Horror" or "Pastel Loli Porn". And I'll give her this, never seen any other abuela try to sell that as a style.

One might say that she is truly...

Revolutionary Girl Abuela.

Edit: Typos.

She just tosses random pieces together, reuses pieces 1000 times in the same boring ass room, boring ass makeup. Snoozefest.

 

[2020chan]

I made some fan art inspired by 2 of my favorite cows.
Behold my abominations!

 

[World War Weeb]

I made some fan art inspired by 2 of my favorite cows.
Behold my abominations!
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I would KILL to be one of doubtless many flies on the popcorn ceiling of that apartment to see the shit conniption fit she throws over this.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Do you like recoiling in visceral horror? Do you enjoy pictures of colorblind losers who appear to have just had their wisdom teeth extracted? Do you like photos of pedophile enablers who hurt everyone around them through overt and covert abuse? Are you a fan of mediocrity incarnate? Have I got a treat for you: @iota_zerotwo

"I'm constantly hitting these horns against everything when I have them on. X_x oof. You like my socks? :3"
- Lori Lewd, 36-year-old lolicon enthusiast and malingering self-identified "cripple" with a "broken back"




SoOo qUiRkY, you guys.

You're welcome, farmers.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

kicked Kevin out after the ferret died...

As much as I want to believe it so, I also doubt Kevin would be so quiet if Lori had thrown him out. Same with Lori, especially if she can garner pity bux from spinning a story on how "abusive" Kevin was to her while she supported him.

And like the best of you, I'm very confused on why Lori keeps Kevin around if Kevin isn't working and not bringing home a bi-weekly paycheck. Lori's MO is mooching off of others. It's astounding if she's now the sole breadwinner and is housing a whiny little bitch and his shoe collection.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I made some fan art inspired by 2 of my favorite cows.
Behold my abominations!
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Love how you used Lori's old photo

 

[melty]

I saw that two piece pink anime sweat set at Zumiez the other day. I liked the idea in theory but literally put it back because it looks really low quality and cheap lmao.

NGOrder Manga Anime Pink Crop Hoodie | Zumiez

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[Basic Bleach]

SoOo qUiRkY, you guys.
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You're welcome, farmers.

That face doesn't say "I'm being fucked absolutely retarded".

That face says "I got caught licking a window".


Christ on a cracker, even Moo makes it look more convincing as stupid as ahegao is to begin with. Maybe because she actually gets fucked.

 

[faggot fucker]

I know this is a week old but I'm always surprised just how many random people remember her. It goes to show that she really is fucked. I wouldn't know what to do if people still remembered my teenage actions from decades ago and hated me for it. Especially if it was tied to my legal info like my real name. Man, being 36 and getting bullied in IG comments on the Chinese dropship brands you desperately need to fund your clothing? Brutal. Even worse is that they never miss and are legitimately biting and funny sometimes.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

I know this is a week old but I'm always surprised just how many random people remember her. It goes to show that she really is fucked. I wouldn't know what to do if people still remembered my teenage actions from decades ago and hated me for it. Especially if it was tied to my legal info like my real name. Man, being 36 and getting bullied in IG comments on the Chinese dropship brands you desperately need to fund your clothing? Brutal. Even worse is that they never miss and are legitimately biting and funny sometimes.
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Agreed, her infamy really is impressive (for lack of a better term). And to think that Lori could have avoided all of this by not continually acting like a complete piece of shit. Lorena's poor reputation is well-earned and deserved. It's incredible that it took two decades for significant consequences to catch up with her antisocial actions but better late than never. Play stupid games? Win stupid prizes. And Kevin is the perfect karmic prize for Lori. #couplesgoals

 

[Seaweed Chips]

From what I've learned by catching up on Lori's trail of milk over the years is that in the past she was pretty good at finding a new enabler when things with the prior one went south after they had enough of her bottomless mooching; and so the fact that she's still with Kevin despite her frantic searching for an out is very telling that she's burned so many bridges to where she's trapped. Not to mention enough Internet notoriety attached to her legal name would make anyone take warning to her. I'd feel real pity for her future had she not done this entirely to herself. She could've had a strong base of supportive friends (and maybe even fans) had she not been such an outrageous bitch to everyone. Just getting a job alone would improve her situation, even minimum wage would bring home more than her dead OF, but her entitlement outweighs any fears she may have for her future.

Kevin is indeed her karmic prize. She wanted someone who is absolutely obsessed with her, and now should she ever find a way out she'll never be able to escape Kevin stalking her.