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Yep. Furry pedos. I regret ever combing through her Twitter replies and followers. All her reply guys look like sexual predators. Not a single one of them looks human. The absolute state of coomers.
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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Those look...real small for a men's shoe.
Lmao even Kevin has daintier feet than Lori.
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I mean...at least they don't have those dipshit wings?
I'm genuinely confused at "Sneaker/Shoe Culture. I know it's a thing, but I just can't imagine a life that revolves around something like shoes. Also, I guess from the wording of it, he's acting as if he's absolutely done with "weebs and cosplayers". I mean, it makes sense - he's pretty much dead to that hobby and most of the people in it (if not all).
But hey, looks like Lori and Kevin both have shoe addictions and looming evictions!
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Time for Kev to contribute to the household and start catering to footfags! He could probably be more successful at OF than Lori if he tried to lean into a (highly photoshopped) twink thing.
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His excuse is Lori burned them, remember?
Kevin could plausibly surpass Lori in that field, hell he could even make way more money if he caters to pee fetishists while also getting back at his abuser reenacting the pee on Zero Two costume incident.Kevin go steal some of Lori's shitty pedo clothes, you're sitting on a gold mine and a potential therapeutic release.
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Remember that guy a couple pages back that said he would sub to Lori after he took care of some health bills? He showed up again:
How many times is she going to spam the same set?:
Lazy Reddit shit again:
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All of her/Kevin's sub begging makes me want to punch them in the fucking face. It's so annoying, and the begging is so basic. I don't know how to explain it, but hopefully you know what I mean.
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I know what you mean it's the same bare minimum baby talk shit devoid of any interest or charisma, just like Loony and Kuck themselves.
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A lot of the annoyance imo is because literally ALL THEY DO IS BEG. There is no enjoyment in anything they do. There’s no engagement or enthusiasm or even effort. Post after post by Lori is her begging for subs or money and shouting into the void for attention.
I’m not into this whole OF shit but if I was going to pay money for porn I would at least like it if the person I’m paying showed interest in their “craft”. Show me you enjoy doing what you’re doing. Show me your creativity and effort to succeed or whatever. Don’t just sit around begging me to pay you money.
Lori does the absolute bare minimum and just screams “give me money!! For existing!! I deserve it!! tee hee” all day every day. It’s so grossly unattractive and pathetic and like you said, fucking annoying.
Not to mention she treats any would-be customers or followers like dogshit. lmao
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SUB A DUB DUB FOR THE SPICY BEEP BEEP
She's implying nudes, but doesn't say anything. Also, "spicy" is the only reason she ever gives aside from "more "subs" (money) would make me happy!". Even this time she's like I LIKE STEAK.
The fact those pervs don't even wants her pics is just... embarrassing. Like damn girl, they don't even wanna jerk off to you without paying the $4 or whatever.
I wonder how many sub for sub she has... or a fake whale. Or wait, OF doesn't show money total, so it's be a ton of fake accounts self paying to look popular.
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I downloaded the two most used edit apps that I could find and gave it a test run using a volunteer over from r/roastme. This is not meant to disparage the woman posting and in fact is the opposite. She's your standard woman you meet everyday, at a gas station or at a grocery store. She has a speck of fluff on her nose too. I chose her because it was a full face that had nice lighting and was closer up
I used Snow and Beauty Camera and its fucking wild how she goes from a normal looking human being to the unattainable creature ig seems to be obsessed with. I wonder how it feels to be like Lori to look at yourself, the fine wrinkles starting to show, the ripples that life carries through the ages and dismiss that because her over saturated, smoothed, over brightened photos are how she views herself. Honestly its so depressing chasing youth culture and certainly exhausting idk why any woman holds it in high regard.
As you can see I could give her a button nose but the app gave no options to fix her hands. Or maybe it did idk i was feeling super grody by the end of this bc this woman is fine as she is and the edit was creeping me tf out
Edit:: tldr- lori could learn to lean into her age but she rather be pedobait and calls these edits "natural"
I used Snow and Beauty Camera and its fucking wild how she goes from a normal looking human being to the unattainable creature ig seems to be obsessed with. I wonder how it feels to be like Lori to look at yourself, the fine wrinkles starting to show, the ripples that life carries through the ages and dismiss that because her over saturated, smoothed, over brightened photos are how she views herself. Honestly its so depressing chasing youth culture and certainly exhausting idk why any woman holds it in high regard.
As you can see I could give her a button nose but the app gave no options to fix her hands. Or maybe it did idk i was feeling super grody by the end of this bc this woman is fine as she is and the edit was creeping me tf out
Edit:: tldr- lori could learn to lean into her age but she rather be pedobait and calls these edits "natural"
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20 years and this crazy cunt still has not learned how to pose, smile and to not look into the camera all the fucking time. As robotic as ever. She needs to stop cosplaying as a human being because she really sucks at it.
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She is so flat, even depiction of flat earth has some curves in comparison
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Shit with how lifeless and wrinkled she is irl, she could start doing horror cosplays instead and possibly make crazy bank off of a rarely tapped in and niche market. lori stop pretending you're a kawaii desu uwu egirl loli and start embracing and taking advantage that you look like an old hag from a child's nightmare!
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Along the same lines of @Cupid Stupid, I put another picture of Jorsh through Meitu.
Granted I went hard on the filtering and cranked everything up to 11 but so does Lori. I think Kev just blows the brightness out in his pictures but that's conjecture.
Really all she needs is a little fake blood and to take the filters off and BOOM creepy hag cosplay!
Granted I went hard on the filtering and cranked everything up to 11 but so does Lori. I think Kev just blows the brightness out in his pictures but that's conjecture.
Really all she needs is a little fake blood and to take the filters off and BOOM creepy hag cosplay!
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Watching a streaming service last night can't remember which one) and I saw this promo for one of their original films.
All I could think of was how Lori was shooping both her and Kevin's faces at the start of all the Zero Two/bitch boy (I haven't seen the show so I don't know what his name is). It REALLY looks like what she used to do with her freakish animu eyeshadow/making them appear larger. This bitch NEVER looks the same. People usually age with time, but how can you really live in the delusion that no one, especially after you've spent damn near 20 years on this cow, is going to be nice when they put Lori IRL, the early Kev years, and "Monstergirl" together. I feel like a bad person, but I guess we all sort of are, to an extent - but I'm really really REALLY hoping at least Lori tries to go to one last con, which would probably defeat her current con job online.
All I could think of was how Lori was shooping both her and Kevin's faces at the start of all the Zero Two/bitch boy (I haven't seen the show so I don't know what his name is). It REALLY looks like what she used to do with her freakish animu eyeshadow/making them appear larger. This bitch NEVER looks the same. People usually age with time, but how can you really live in the delusion that no one, especially after you've spent damn near 20 years on this cow, is going to be nice when they put Lori IRL, the early Kev years, and "Monstergirl" together. I feel like a bad person, but I guess we all sort of are, to an extent - but I'm really really REALLY hoping at least Lori tries to go to one last con, which would probably defeat her current con job online.
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"BROKEN" "BACK": Here's Lori the "cripple" and her allegedly "broken" "spine" that allegedly "prevents" her from "getting a job."
"GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, LOSERS": Get your barf bags ready. Lori's shameless and aggressive e-begging campaign continues. And fucking yuck to the ahegao Baby Yoda. What a degenerate."Beep beep, silly 
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Better be saving and sharing my posts homies. ❤" - Lori
"Where my subs at?" - Lori
"A few more subs would make me extra happy. Heart reacts only okokokok. OF: Monstergirl" - Lori
!!! Better be saving and sharing my posts homies. ❤" - Lori
"Where my subs at?" - Lori
"A few more subs would make me extra happy. Heart reacts only okokokok. OF: Monstergirl" - Lori
SMOL YOUNG BEAN: Super smol and totally youthful, you guys!
Twitter User: "Oh hell no girl the toes are suffocating"
Lori: "Nah, I'm really tiny so nothing is ever tight enough. These are perfect for peaking toes!"
Lori: "Eheheheeeee"
Quote: "Being older than 25 & looking younger than 25 is a flex"
SAME OLD, SAME OLD: Lori keeps posting more of the same recycled pedobait garbage content despite constantly screeching about wanting more subscribers.
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When she doesnt use pedo bait filters she looks her age. Anyone can look 20 with 500 filters full max. Her feet are massive for her heigh. Shes size 8 right? Which is average but if shes 5 foot thatll look even bigger. She has very fugly toes and feet. Does she get tard bux? Would suck if she got reported for lying.
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I could live forever without seeing her gross butthole. I pity the coomers paying to see that.
Their brains have degraded so much that they don’t see anything wrong with their deviance.
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Really desperate shit from Lori across all platforms today.
Instagram story. 10 in one day seems impossible based on what Lori offers (this is a jump scare photo):
Reddit:
The one reply:
Twitter:
This guy replies to her tweets all the time:
Facebook:
Ender's Facebook:
Instagram story. 10 in one day seems impossible based on what Lori offers (this is a jump scare photo):
Reddit:
The one reply:
Twitter:
This guy replies to her tweets all the time:
Facebook:
Ender's Facebook:
