Low Signal Niggas - hiding in plain sight - privacy extremism, but with a twist

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I wanted to OP this sperg because I thought this would be interesting since it's a deviation of your normal OPSEC shit you've read a thousand times and the paranoia/sane-advice from Edward Snowden.

It comes off what we know (right now) about the Crooks shooter (the 20 year old shooting at Trump)

We did know from some of his HS video footage from some torn-apart desktops that he probably was a PC nerd and heavily online like the rest of us. However, very little is known from the mains that have been found (thusfar), with Discord coming forward and saying his account was lightly used. But he was wearing a Demolition Ranch shirt, which is merch he or someone else got from a guntuber. FBI also said they found explosives (probably tannerite, which is legal in PA... it goes boom when you shoot at it).

His almost nothing Internet presence makes me believe he was a Low Signal Nigga.


Unlike how regular privacy paranoid nerds do OPSEC--where they want their activity and their data to remain as anonymous as possible, a low-signal nigga runs OPSEC with the full expectation that all their physical devices will be confiscated. Much the same way as someone traveling to Tel-Aviv expects all their electronic devices and SD cards to be searched at Ben Gurion. Oh, did you lock something down with a password? You will go through intense questioning and the device will be confiscated, every memdump trick the Israelis know about will be attempted, and then your device will be destroyed.

Here's some of the techniques a low signal nigga would employ:

Plausible deniability - instead of avoiding social media, you join it. But these mains are your fake mains. You keep them up. You don't give a fuck about cookies, browser finger printing... you run your main PC and your main accounts just like Grandma95.

The twist is that you maintain another set of mains. But getting to these "real" mains, where you pull up your non-normie content and poast, you access a special way.

Indirection - Instead of normiefag VPNs that everyone knows about, you set up your own connection path on the Internet. Not with Torbrowser, but your own IKEv2/ovpn (if you want to also hop on from a cell phone), or if you're going to be PC-only, i2p, and you run (or borrow) your own edge node. There are black market WGAF VPS providers out there, or if you have access to a crew--you go get one from them. From there you can fire up tinyproxy. For extra stealth (so lazy nerds stay cold), port-knocking will hide the VPN server port from being found in scans.

Yes, you will have to keep a key on the device and it goes to an IP address... so this is what you scratch with a dead man switch.

Dead Mans Switch - either a kill script to be run on cue, triggered any way you want, or run from a clocker if some expected thing is supposed to happen and it didn't, the killscript nukes the keys to the bridge and shuts the VPS down. You can just manually nuke the VPN settings on your phone, even if the settings are recovered it won't amount to jack squat. Making the dead switch very easy to trigger is pretty fun.

The best one I have seen so far and copycatted is to a hack on a smart lampswitch--flipping the switch on/off 3 times very fast triggers ssh/rexec. A less dev-intensive one is a killplug, like a redundant Ethernet connection and an ifdown script that fires when the cable is pulled out, but a smartplug that you can kick out of the electrical outlet with your feet and a ping that stops working can be the trigger. There's a million things that can be done to make a kill.

Once the kill is run, critical keys (and configs) protecting the OPSEC go bye-bye. For added protection, another deadman is also at the VPS.

Big brother scoops up all the devices and starts forensics, and they will be wallowing in cat videos, homework, pirated movies, porn, the usual.

Signal amplification - where possible, increasing the universe of what has to be searched greatly frustrates the search. Backing up other people's computers on to the NAS, making a bunch of /dev/rnd files but with enticing names... just like with the fakemains, the rest of your activity you put in the clear should boost your normiefag level to the max. Data hoarders are much harder to search. So finding a 20 byte nugget in 90TB of crap can be terrible; there's no AI that will help with that.

Avoid Localfagging - traditional OPSEC places a lot of emphasis on encrypting local drives and volumes, then privacy autists take that a step further to virtual disk volumes and look into making russian doll volumes and LUKS-in-a-box volumes. A low signal nigga wants his box to look like Grandma's Chromebook... the whole point is to look boring.... so doing shit that loudly advertises "Hi I am trying to hide from you!" is avoided.

That's one of the frustrations that the Israelis have. Because their confiscation and suspicion got so heightened, journalists and others trying to avoid the draconian security apparatus would just wipe their laptops clean with an empty OS, then the authorities had absolutely nothing to search.

Once at the hotel, then they would bring down the environment. That leaves the Israelis more interested in hacking the hell out of phones trying to lift MFA codes and auths.





If this turns into the Las Vegas Shooter thing where we never hear about this kid again, my money is that he low-signal-nigga'd the Feds and fucked them over good.
 
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Big brother scoops up all the devices and starts forensics, and they will be wallowing in cat videos, homework, pirated movies, porn, the usual.
ngl the thought of that is pretty funny.
Or maybe he's just a mentally ill ugly nerd who got gaslit by the media and there's no evidence of him doing any of that shit you are talking about
I agree. Just like the tards that think Cayden Peck is some kind of 4-D chess playing Bond supervillain.
 
It's incredibly funny to me that just not being terminally online apparently makes you some illusive mystery hackerman in some circles. Maybe he just was not that active on social media? The shock! I know. That's probably how he kept the attention span to carry this actually out instead of sperging out in 100000 tweets/day and wasting all his energy on yelling at strangers online.
 
It's incredibly funny to me that just not being terminally online apparently makes you some illusive mystery hackerman in some circles. Maybe he just was not that active on social media? The shock! I know. That's probably how he kept the attention span to carry this actually out instead of sperging out in 100000 tweets/day and wasting all his energy on yelling at strangers online.
For a gunfag that would be a unicorn
 
Unlike how regular privacy paranoid nerds do OPSEC--where they want their activity and their data to remain as anonymous as possible, a low-signal nigga runs OPSEC with the full expectation that all their physical devices will be confiscated.
Ultimately you need to keep in mind that when a government intelligence agency has a vested interest in you, your life is in the hands of people that are willing to torture and murder you and people close to you (and will enjoy doing it), and the laws of the country you're in don't protect you anymore. No amount of encryption will save you here.
 
Ultimately you need to keep in mind that when a government intelligence agency has a vested interest in you, your life is in the hands of people that are willing to torture and murder you and people close to you (and will enjoy doing it), and the laws of the country you're in don't protect you anymore. No amount of encryption will save you here.

Yes. But he's killing the POTUS at the end of this, so this is like the "I'm going to do a documentary about Gaza!" type of situation where you know what you're walking into and what happens beginning/middle/end of your trip to Israel.


So if he was smart (all signs point to that he was), he likely would have worked to clean things he doesn't want seen.

No announcement of any manifesto, no clear political flag, the parents are a mixed signal.


I'm picturing in my head the perfect AI generated version of a centrist accelerationist.
 
Would that make him a failed Terminator?

Okay, homofag Tom Clancy time:

He's in a Pittsburgh suburb—one of the white hot areas being targeted by red team/blue team fundraisers. I guarantee you this kid's phone was buried in PAC fundraiser SMS messages, and both of them send out a nonstop feed of doomer shit.

Let's pretend that was one of the primary sources that activated him.

Maybe his mom and dad were really acerbic to each other during the Trump years, and they are repeating the stages of back and forth they would have done in 2015. The kid plans out a political assassination that isn't intended to get a desired outcome in the White House: but between everyone in the country.

He thinks in his brain—popping Trump also pops a huge muti-dimensional rhetoric bubble. For all the "Danger to Democracy" bullshit and nihilism courting him from Team Blue, erasing Trump leaves them holding off-suit low cards. Doesn't really matter what Team Blue says about political violence, OMG (Orange Man Gone). They will be thrown into the wilderness. All the doomerism from the last 10 years is mooted with live-replays of Trump's head blowing up on livestream.

Meanwhile over on team red—the fascist Nazis who are out to bring back slavery and ban trannies from getting green hair dye—they have lost their orange Jesus AND they have less than a week to come up with a replacement. Everyone and their brother will be claiming to have "the Ghost of Trump" shining on them. They will also be a listless ship.

Forget what happens online—most of the online commentariat that exists survives off of this existing state of affairs, so popping Trump will hit all of them like a 9.0 earthquake.

The effect in the country would be a reverse JFK—rather than a shock to the normies of the savage inhumanity... most normies fully expected this. The real shockwave is to the political class. Everyone who had anything to gain from the doomermill is now standing on shaky foundation. Both left and right.


The kid will usher in a whole new political era and be remembered forever for it.




In this type of scenario, being hard to put into a Team Blue / Team Red box is a huge advantage. No reason to leave behind a manifesto, the desired outcome is going to happen automatically.
 
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He could've been terminally online, but jist as a consumer rather than a producer. I mean how many of you lurked here for quite a while before joining. Now imagine how many make an account to access the private stuff and secret forums but never post. Or how many never even take that step.

If he was just lurking/reading/consuming internet, even if he was doing it 24/7, it'd be unlikely to be divulged, and there'd be no way for anyone not scanning his hardware wouldn't really have a way of finding that out. Unless the cops released some nuggets about "worrisome sites he visited," his online presence would be unknowable.

We're used to dealing with lolcows who can't resist broadcasting every thought, but not everyone is like that.

No signal nigger is the lowest signal nigger there is.
 

NEW: Investigators believe Thomas Crooks may have planned on blowing up his car as a distraction so he could assas*inate Trump.

A metal box of explosives connected by wires to a receiver were found in his car which could be detonated by a remote control on his body. What's even more bizarre is that investigators have reportedly found *nothing* through his search history of him learning how to make homemade explosives. In the final 48 hours leading up to the incident,

Crooks went to the range, went to a Home Depot to purchase a a five-foot ladder, and then went to a gun store where he bought ammo. Investigators have successfully broken into his phone but claim they have found no motive. Nothing about this makes any sense.
 
He could've been terminally online, but jist as a consumer rather than a producer. I mean how many of you lurked here for quite a while before joining. Now imagine how many make an account to access the private stuff and secret forums but never post. Or how many never even take that step.

If he was just lurking/reading/consuming internet, even if he was doing it 24/7, it'd be unlikely to be divulged, and there'd be no way for anyone not scanning his hardware wouldn't really have a way of finding that out. Unless the cops released some nuggets about "worrisome sites he visited," his online presence would be unknowable.

We're used to dealing with lolcows who can't resist broadcasting every thought, but not everyone is like that.

No signal nigger is the lowest signal nigger there is.
Another strong possibility.

Any critic of the USA PATRIOT Act will remember how the newly-created DHS oldfaggots were obsessed over pulling down lists of library book rentals, of everyone. The FBI even sent plants to sit out leftist book clubs (that would meet at libraries the field office was targeting). It was rather comical. That breathed new life into anarchist book clubs. If you live near a rats nest of far lefties (Portland, Seattle, etc.) AnComm book fairs are a staple.

Pittsburgh certainly has its cadre of far-lefties but they are more retarded bar brawlers. Being in the suburbs of a critical swing state he would have been getting much more exposure to political campaigning shit, the nonstop doomer shit, his family bickering.

Since the Feds are now saying he was a pipefaggot not just a gunfaggot, I am actually convinced this dude was into privacy opsec.


Remember he controlled when the government was going to get access to his shit. It's not your usual privacy autist that is trying to avoid being seen and heard on general principle, or some ancap black market bro, or your ransomware fags---all of them would be hit with the element of surprise. But not him.

This cat was a low signal nigga.
 

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It's incredibly funny to me that just not being terminally online apparently makes you some illusive mystery hackerman in some circles. Maybe he just was not that active on social media? The shock! I know. That's probably how he kept the attention span to carry this actually out instead of sperging out in 100000 tweets/day and wasting all his energy on yelling at strangers online.
Kind of buy this. This was an unusual person. Being 18 and not active on any social media in 2024 is extremely unusual.
I still think its more likely this was all scrubbed to dull/blunt the anger of republicans to minimize any potential for retaliatory violence.
He may not have had a ton of internet history but for there to be zero evidence is too suspicious, just like the vegas shooter, the complete absence of evidence makes it very clear who he was.
 
Yeah, but if you live in Privacy Matrix and inhabit that world, you don't need TorBrowser and running Kali on main or other basic-bitch opsec.

You don't want your search history, your time on gunfagging forums, your IRC/Discords and stuff like that being noticed. That's very easy to do. You don't need to wipe a machine, either... you just need a second browser (and a decent nuke script) and prevent whoever is looking from getting the first breadcrumb... the home IP address to the first edge node you're going to use to access all that shit.

Tearing apart the machine for erased ghost bits on the drive volume (to try to recover the vpn key and figure out what address he was going to) is going to be a huge challenge. Ghostbit hunting is already daunting with home NAS spinny disk raids. But even with no home NAS he could have done qemu/vbox and formatted LUKS and that will be the end of your ghostbit hunt. All you are left (if there's no crack to LUKS known), is to sit there and mount it over and over with a rainbowtable and pray for it to mount.

You can guarantee the home ISP's ip address is being shopped around to everywhere that is receptive to pull user logs---but with nothing on the dude's phone? I would be surprised if they get a hit.
 
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I don't want to discount the other theories about Crooks...

If he truly was no-signal, he also had a level of impressive Zen to have the online habits of an elderly lady on dialup in 2004.


And there is no way for USSS, FBI or anyone else to spot something like that. All their analysis tricks thrive off scooping up signal. He doesn't generate any.
 
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