”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”
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LowcowQuest: Interactive Fiction
/fb check .txt files on your computer to find a clue about what you're supposed to do
Soul Beyblader
kiwifarms.net
/FB pray to Stryker and Jesus to bring your memory of what you need to do back.
isekai'd to CWCville
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
/Fb brush manes of your mlp collection for the therapeutic effect while trying to remember
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
/fb go online and check whether there's a brony convention or something like that going on in your area.
Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
/Fb brush manes of your mlp collection for the therapeutic effect while trying to remember
That dang Mr. Lee is such a troll, doesn't he know you are a TRUE and HONEST hero seeking a sweetheart he can grind up? Or maybe not. You stroke Pinkie Pie to calm your nerves....she is so...soft....
/FB pray to Stryker and Jesus to bring your memory of what you need to do back.
You are to euphoric to pray to some phony god.
/fb check .txt files on your computer to find a clue about what you're supposed to do
/fb go online and check whether there's a brony convention or something like that going on in your area.
You go online and holy shit, you remember what today is! Its Comicon, you even made a cosplay for it, you are going as...uh...what was it again?
Soul Beyblader
kiwifarms.net
/FB go put on your totally cool and awesome tactical parkour wolf costume that really isn't just an extremely crappily-made fursuit.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
/fb check your wardrobe and/or piles of dirty clothes on the floor. Whatever you were planning to wear is probably in there somewhere.
Tran Ranch is under siege!
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Is this still going on? If so...
/FB put on your dirty, several dozen sizes too small Sailor Moon outfit and go off to comicon.