Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[NattyDaddy]

People in general check their surroundings when a manchild blurts hello to them, then nervously smile and walk away right?

 

[Saw the tables of tyranny]

People in general check their surroundings when a manchild blurts hello to them, then nervously smile and walk away right?

This is why it should be a cultural norm for women to ignore men catcalling them without being called a bitch. It also doesn’t help that ignoring men like Lucas Werner can cause anger and violent thoughts in their minds. There’s no way to win when it comes to how to deal with it.

 

[dingobaby]

Somehow I suspect that these 'smiles' lucas sees the women do are either entirely invented in his own mind or are literal chimp fear expressions like he does often himself. Remember this is the guy who thinks all these women who he sees blush constantly to show him that he turns them on

Yeah the blushing is weird. Who does this? Maybe he is imagining something out of a campy 80s romance novel blushing, but the way he words it, it feels more like a child caught sneaking sweets from the pantry blushing.

 

[Goldaor]

I'm out of words

 

[teleméres69]

"Once bars are open again"
I thought a) he's banned from all the bars and clubs for his creeper behavior
b) he keeps seeing zoomer and millenial guys picking up girls at the bars every night. How is this happening if they are closed?

The King of Incels

The sun was barely peeking out from the horizon as a young woman came bounding down the sidewalk toward her first day of community college in Spokane Washington. One of her boyfriends, Bill Flat, let her take his sports car to arrive in style, so she decided to park off campus to avoid the guaranteed parking fiasco. As she walked past the last alley on the left a nervous voice came from within. Despite her better judgment, she peered in to investigate.

Across the way appeared to be a makeshift cardboard shelter out of an old refrigerator box. Most people would have walked on but she felt a sense of duty to investigate, someone could be hurt after all. Upon stepping closer, a massive pile of fast food containers and crude drawings of sperm cells flung out like the death blow of a trapdoor spider. As the girl stood paralyzed with fear a greasy rat tail emerged from the box, followed by the fat, balding head of a ragman. "Are you...do you need an ambulance?" Was all she could think to say. As the man wriggled his way out of the box, a subservient tribe of raccoons emerged to help their weakened master onto his wheelchair throne. Mustering his last bit of strength he managed to get out,
"Hi I'm Lucas...I just....*labored breathing*.......ovulator......*labored breathing*.............telomeres"

as septic shock swept across his diabesity stricken carcass, a smile of satisfaction emerged across his lips. It took his entire life but the King of Incels finally managed to introduce himself to a girl.

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When he still had a laptop last year he was shown to frequently watch teen porn. So being the coomer Lucas is, this is probably partially true. And he's a huge incel

This floridly delusional belief about widespread occurrences of teen orgies, whence does it come? Is he watching some kind of genre of porn and thinking they are home videos or something? I'm trying to reverse engineer how he came to believe this was happening, but I feel I'm not getting it.

Probably nervous smiles because a 6 foot 300+ pound hobo tried hitting on them and they don't know what to do besides quickly move away

On episode 6 of the podcast, at 00:00 he says "Ok ladies...*laugh* I just walked pass them in mall and did that, you know why? Because I'm a guy and I want a girlfriend!"

So yes I'm sure he actually do that all the time.

Even Isaac won't subject teen girls to the horror that is Lucas Werner, he's just genuinely too stupid to realise he's being used. Probably not the best idea to admit to buying teens alcohol, but this is Lucas so why start making smart choices now?

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I'm out of words

 

[Da Dude123]

In his latest video Lucas talks about his vision. He claims someone stole his glasses and his vision is actually quite poor. He often has to ask the Gen Z clerk at Taco Bell what a drink is because he can't see it himself. Since they are a mean generation they often say "oh, I don't know".

Since he gets everything for free, you would think he could use his medicaid to get new ones, but maybe not?

 

[IceQueen]

He wants zoomer bae and he wants them now. Chop chop his birthday's on Friday.

Lucas your over inflated sense of self importance is out of control. Let me break it down for you.
You are: Too poor
Too old
Too fat
Too stupid
Too loud
Too unattractive
To get a chick, any chick, nevermind young and hot. Even on your birthday it's just not in the cards.

Speaking of cards. I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for one from mommy this year. Doubt either parent will even acknowledge him on Thanksgiving or his B-day.

☆☆☆Party☆☆☆
So excited for Friday! Can't wait to meet you all irl. I think it would be nice if we all sang Mucus happy birthday before we disrobe.
Can I get a final headcount? I need to know how much ice cream cake and lube to order.

I’ll be there! Bringing my boyfriend who’s only a year older than me too.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Since he gets everything for free, you would think he could use his medicaid to get new ones, but maybe not?

He can get free glasses with his SSI Medicaid plan, but he'd have to find a doctor that accepts it, and I'd say odds are he wouldn't bother because Lucas is retarded with money. He could also have free phone, near free apartment, etc...

 

[mothman96]

This floridly delusional belief about widespread occurrences of teen orgies, whence does it come? Is he watching some kind of genre of porn and thinking they are home videos or something? I'm trying to reverse engineer how he came to believe this was happening, but I feel I'm not getting it.

I'd say it comes from his rutting animal brain totally consumed by his "want" for sex/breeding. He projects his "want" to everyone else leaving no place for platonic conversations and or friendships between a girl(s) and guy(s).

"Once bars are open again"
I thought a) he's banned from all the bars and clubs for his creeper behavior
b) he keeps seeing zoomer and millenial guys picking up girls at the bars every night. How is this happening if they are closed?

He's likely thinking if he shows up with a girl to a bar, he can walk right in.

In his latest video Lucas talks about his vision. He claims someone stole his glasses and his vision is actually quite poor. He often has to ask the Gen Z clerk at Taco Bell what a drink is because he can't see it himself. Since they are a mean generation they often say "oh, I don't know".

Since he gets everything for free, you would think he could use his medicaid to get new ones, but maybe not?

Looks like he read the recent posts here talking about his vision.

ETA:
The comments:

 

[AbraCadaver]

☆☆☆Party☆☆☆
So excited for Friday! Can't wait to meet you all irl. I think it would be nice if we all sang Mucus happy birthday before we disrobe.
Can I get a final headcount? I need to know how much ice cream cake and lube to order.

Is it okay if I bring my three other female friends? We’re all single but we hate dating different people, would prefer to all date the same guy at once.

 

[Picklechu]

☆☆☆Party☆☆☆
So excited for Friday! Can't wait to meet you all irl. I think it would be nice if we all sang Mucus happy birthday before we disrobe.
Can I get a final headcount? I need to know how much ice cream cake and lube to order.

Can we just have ice cream cake-flavored lube...?

The King of Incels

The sun was barely peeking out from the horizon as a young woman came bounding down the sidewalk toward her first day of community college in Spokane Washington. One of her boyfriends, Bill Flat, let her take his sports car to arrive in style, so she decided to park off campus to avoid the guaranteed parking fiasco. As she walked past the last alley on the left a nervous voice came from within. Despite her better judgment, she peered in to investigate.

Across the way appeared to be a makeshift cardboard shelter out of an old refrigerator box. Most people would have walked on but she felt a sense of duty to investigate, someone could be hurt after all. Upon stepping closer, a massive pile of fast food containers and crude drawings of sperm cells flung out like the death blow of a trapdoor spider. As the girl stood paralyzed with fear a greasy rat tail emerged from the box, followed by the fat, balding head of a ragman. "Are you...do you need an ambulance?" Was all she could think to say. As the man wriggled his way out of the box, a subservient tribe of raccoons emerged to help their weakened master onto his wheelchair throne. Mustering his last bit of strength he managed to get out,
"Hi I'm Lucas...I just....*labored breathing*.......ovulator......*labored breathing*.............telomeres"

as septic shock swept across his diabesity stricken carcass, a smile of satisfaction emerged across his lips. It took his entire life but the King of Incels finally managed to introduce himself to a girl.

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You forgot to write that he closed his eyes while saying this, so now all of the dudes in the thread are going to have to seek medical assistance because of erections lasting longer than 4 hours.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

You forgot to write that he closed his eyes while saying this, so now all of the dudes in the thread are going to have to seek medical assistance because of erections lasting longer than 4 hours

I also forgot to include that the unnamed female protagonist was absolutely distraught that she missed out on being impregnated with his #zyGOAT superior magic sperm right then and there, now doomed to be passed around by every cookie cutter flat bill with a nice car and a credit card. His magic jizz could have saved the world, but those teams in Manila and Berlin, Harvard, etc. just couldn't figure out how to transfer his sperm, not even after twenty one hundred studies

 

[Wernology]

Well now that my short nap that lasted 6 hours is over, time to start scraping his videos together.

Tried to get the volume below, "Lucas deepthroating the phone while he screams".

 

[cheesycukes]

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I'm out of words

It's about time for Isaac and his brother to steal all of Lucas' stuff again.

We all know why Lucas can't stay in a shelter right now...but do we know if Isaac and his brother choose to sleep rough, or banned from area shelters?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Well now that my short nap that lasted 6 hours is over, time to start scraping his videos together.

Tried to get the volume below, "Lucas deepthroating the phone while he screams".

Very disconcerting to watch Wern furiously tamping down his anger and frustration by gorging on food and it hardly working to pacify him.

Used to be in his videos, if he was eating he was usually calm, almost happy, enjoying the pleasure it brings. But now he can barely contain his anger, desperately trying to use food to calm him down and it not working.

Not sure what this means for our Wern, but it isn’t a good development.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Part had to come from Lacie, the trashy girl with her flatbill cap male friends that trolled Lucas IRL. She brags all day shitposting on Facebook about how she's fucking guys, the definition of skank with every red flag.

He also has many stories from his past living with roommates that had GFs, and Lucas desperately tried getting with them, wouldn't take advantage of them like everyone else was.

I (sadly) remember the obsession with flatbill hats predating Lacie

 

[WonderWino]

In his latest video Lucas talks about his vision. He claims someone stole his glasses and his vision is actually quite poor. He often has to ask the Gen Z clerk at Taco Bell what a drink is because he can't see it himself. Since they are a mean generation they often say "oh, I don't know".

Since he gets everything for free, you would think he could use his medicaid to get new ones, but maybe not?

That must be some seriously bad vision to not be able to see a drink right in front of him. You'd think he would know what it is seeing as he ordered it

He's likely thinking if he shows up with a girl to a bar, he can walk right in.

.....I'd laugh my ass off if he did somehow get a date with a zoomer bae, took her to the bar and he got refused entry while the bouncer welcomed her in, and she just leaves lucas at the door and goes inside. He would go absolutely batshit on the spot. That would set him off like few other things are capable of, probably leading to another arrest on his part

Also, he's talking about being at spokane transit in that screenshot, wasn't he banned from there awhile back?

 

[BowlOfDick]

My boy Lucas is going back into the loony bin if he carries on like this.

Come on Lukey, be a good sport... curtail the screaming so we can see you alone and miserable over Christmas again.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

That must be some seriously bad vision to not be able to see a drink right in front of him. You'd think he would know what it is seeing as he ordered it



.....I'd laugh my ass off if he did somehow get a date with a zoomer bae, took her to the bar and he got refused entry while the bouncer welcomed her in, and she just leaves lucas at the door and goes inside. He would go absolutely batshit on the spot. That would set him off like few other things are capable of, probably leading to another arrest on his part

Also, he's talking about being at spokane transit in that screenshot, wasn't he banned from there awhile back?

We need our "Catherine" (CWC's date) who can then hook up with the bouncer like she did with the Pickleman. Where is our IRL Catherine when we need her????

 

[Da Dude123]

Remember last year on Thanksgiving when Lucas was pretending to give food to the homeless? Leaving cold food by sleeping hobos. I have a hunch he turned off the camera and picked it back up. Now he is a unhoused hobo. Will he be unable to get a meal from a shelter or is he banned from those too?