Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Rumpled Foreskin said:
Not that you would admit it, based on what I've seen on Lucas' Facebook methods, but are you him? I REALLY would like it if you were, so we could all talk to you. But my bets are, unfortunately, on a ruse cruise.
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If it was Lucas he'd have called us ageist bigots by now.
 
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Trainwreck said:
Lucas's brother Shawn just confirmed today that he's in a mental institution. I'm guessing Eastern State Hospital, unless his family moved him to a facility on the west side.
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His parents, I hope, took a look at this thread and said: "Keep him there."

Optimistic, I know. But let Lucas come to light. I want to talk to this dude is who is religious and wanting.
 
I've spent the better half of the last week reading through this forum... I feel like such a normie for only finding out about this guy because of Starbucks.

Question: can someone provide proof of his brother confirming that Lucas is in a mental ward?
 
sharshorita said:
I'm putting together a collection of clips from Lucas's channel so people don't have to sit through the really boring bits. This is just part 1. It will be quite a bit longer. I found that I needed encouragement to keep going. This video is unlisted.
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So this is the new Feel The Wern movie trailer? Solid, it looks good.
 
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I was watching some shitty anime and inspiration hit me so I came here to post this
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resonancer said:
what a reminder that he'll be out in a month or so.
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Will Lucas Werner finally stop being a predatory creep in Spokane or will he go back on the prowl as the aborted love-child CWC and Elliot Rodger? Tune in to find the answers to this question and more on the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z.
 
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Well, I tried to hire a female millennial lawyer to science his dick out of jail, but they were all too busy going on Red Robin dates with local graybeards to take the case. I guess the Wern's just got to cool his heels till July.
 
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Since he apparently got put into the brain bin against his will, I hope the condition of his discharge includes court-ordered medication. Plus no internet. It only feeds his delusions. Sad for us, but better for the 18-25 female population of Spokane.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Since he apparently got put into the brain bin against his will, I hope the condition of his discharge includes court-ordered medication. Plus no internet. It only feeds his delusions. Sad for us, but better for the 18-25 female population of Spokane.
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I do hope that this is the case, and that this will give Lucas some sense of perspective. The trouble is as shown in the past is that Lucas has repeatedly refused to take his medication despite being warned to do so by mental health professionals and as such is at risk of becoming worse.

Conversely, his time inside the looney bin might have made him a bit more unhinged and as a result would make him even more deluded - so we're either going to see a slightly more mild (albeit medicated) Lucas, or a Lucas that has gone batshit crazy.
 
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