Telomere Savalas
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Never met an atheist who talked about Jesus more than Wern,
LOL @ "unhoused". Note how he's very careful not to refer to himself as homeless.
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Never met an atheist who talked about Jesus more than Wern,
LOL @ "unhoused". Note how he's very careful not to refer to himself as homeless.
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Iseecovidpeople
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I just love how he used a picture of himself clearly smiling (if you look at the massive crow's feet around his eye) while typing up that "meme" about non-white people dying at significantly higher rates than white people.
I'm also curious to know how he smiles in a way that only makes one crazy eye wrinkle up apart from having some kind of partial facial paralysis going on. I mean I...sort of can smile on one side of my face but it doesn't look like a smile, it looks like I'm having a facial spasm going on.
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It seems pretty common for crazy people to have some oddness in their facial expression. It's why they "look crazy" or have "crazy eyes." Lucas has both.
WonderWino
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'I'm not homeless! I'm unhoused!'
Just like he doesn't have his head up his ass, he's simply suffering from a cranial-rectal inversion
That said, he should be careful about comparing his situation to jesus. After all jesus wasn't just homeless, he was scourged and crucified as well. If lucas keeps being creepy with little girls he might find himself with that in common with him as well
The funny thing is, lucas is barely one step away from the crazy schizophrenic hobo stereotype that rants and raves about jesus on street corners. I mean there really isn't much of a difference between that stereotype and what he's doing
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Speaking of crows feet and aging badly...
Lucas: 'Young zoomer bae, you're thinking that my face is old and tired, that while I talk of strong DNA and reversing aging through the power of telomerase, I am unable to prevent the decay of my own reeking hobo body. But the wern is only a cell, young zoomer, and the weariness of the wern is the vigor of my sperm, rich in its telomerase. Much like the colonies of MRSA that riddle my obese, sweaty body, I shall spread my wernlings to all zoomer baes. If you want a vision of the future zoomer bae, picture the wern fisting and impregnating a zoomer bae forever'
Gaear Grimsrud
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"Opposite of the background sarcasm."
What the fuck does that even mean?
What the fuck does that even mean?
WonderWino
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Somehow I suspect that ties into the whole voices on the wind thing
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This is why Lucas was failing his math courses.
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It seems like he was reading our discussion here about him having conversations with himself. It seems a really random point for him to randomly write out some shit like "I wasn't talking to myself, YOU were talking to yourself!".
I wonder how many make-believe arguments he has with people are just negative shit he reads about himself when he ego-searches himself (as we know he does), and just imagines that the people writing those things are ones he passes in his day-to-day life.
Lucas "fuck her in the pee-pee hole" Werner
A Money Creature
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Imagine what life would be like if Lucas ran the mass media.
Most likely a characteristic of the Background Noise (ie the Voices on the Wind) — Lucas is a schizophrenic who hears voices in the background all the time.
Also, wtf is this lmao literally no one anywhere would consider this random jumble of words, phrases, and Lil Wayne lyrics a “poem” (which is what he tells people it is in the comments)
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Most likely a characteristic of the Background Noise (ie the Voices on the Wind) — Lucas is a schizophrenic who hears voices in the background all the time.
Also, wtf is this lmao literally no one anywhere would consider this random jumble of words, phrases, and Lil Wayne lyrics a “poem” (which is what he tells people it is in the comments)
What in the goddamned random word salad?
Even his explanation makes no sense, much like his poem.
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Nothing strange about attributing love to a stranger that's just trying to use the microwave your fat ass is no doubt in the way of.
Love how smug the look on his face is as he says the most textbook incel shit.
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Thought I’d add the incel smugness to your post because the shit he wrote below it was yet another beautiful way for me to wake up in the morning.
edit: can we imagine what it must be like if the tub of lard got a hobo girlfriend. I can’t wait for the videos that it would produce.
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I legit hope that he's not making that up because the meltdown he'd have after she sees his little button mushroom and walks away laughing would be amazing.
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If it is real, she must be some kind of special to find it okay that a random dude is sitting in the same room as you’re sleeping in. I don’t know how the rules are, but I can imagine with COVID that the shelters are packed so that the homeless sleep in shifts and that they have a maximum of people allowed per room. Also, is it usual for homeless to stay at the shelter during the day? Why did he had to study exactly there if he has a whole ass campus to go to and study at? Why isn’t he socially distancing and needlessly hanging out at the shelter?
I’m asking questions but tbh if any of that he wrote is real, it’s gonna be another distortion of reality for him when the girl realises he wants more from her than to share his food.
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Oh great, now he's harassing some poor homeless girl because her life doesn't suck enough already.
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I'm not in Spokane so I don't know for sure but wherever he's staying right now looks like a bunch of cots in an open room. Usually men and women are separated at shelters but it might be a very low barrier of entry place (I mean, Lucas is there...) where someone just monitors the room or something.
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In one of the videos where he was "doing homework", he had parked himself directly in front of the toaster oven, the same toaster oven that he had pretty much destroyed with his disgusting burnt "recipes".
So apparently Lucas has decided that he's going to "Bounce the toaster oven, and get some poonaner for his trouble"....in other words, he's declared the toaster oven "his" area.
I'm surprised they let him get away with this.
And what? The girl said someone was getting a BJ? I reread that several times; nope, even with my fluency in Lucas-to-English it's Greek to me.
Wait til "Mommy" talks to another man in the shelter.
So apparently Lucas has decided that he's going to "Bounce the toaster oven, and get some poonaner for his trouble"....in other words, he's declared the toaster oven "his" area.
I'm surprised they let him get away with this.
And what? The girl said someone was getting a BJ? I reread that several times; nope, even with my fluency in Lucas-to-English it's Greek to me.
Wait til "Mommy" talks to another man in the shelter.