Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

whats with the "Capitalism kills 100 million people every 5 years" thing lucas keeps going on about? Is that something lucas made up or an actual bullshit take he copied from

Bit of both.

The actually bullshit take is that "Capitalism kills 100mil every 8-12 years" in defense of communism/socialism; which to get such an outrageous number they include deaths from starvation & lack of healfcare (re: natural causes) and wars (which is dumb, because its not like commies don't start wars, fight in wars, or didn't commit like 1/3rd the warcrimes in WWII).

Of course, Lucas loves to exaggerate so he dropped it to 5 years, kind of like how he turned COVID d00mer "100 million globally could die from COVID-19!" into "150 million Gen-Z will die from COVID-19"

 

[mothman96]

Gen Z baes, look at what you're missing out on. A 41 yr old psycho hobo living in a homeless shelter with superb toaster oven skills.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Gen Z baes, look at what you're missing out on. A 41 yr old psycho hobo living in a homeless shelter with superb toaster oven skills.

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Not that it hasn’t already been said, but putting pickles and olives together and cooking them sounds like the first part of a recipe for making an ipecac.

Ground it up with sausage covered in babybel’s would be the last part of the recipe I guess.

 

[wenttobermuda]

He's a Pedo so I will shit on him.

I'm from the saintly, monastic branch of Wernology. There's no sport is hassling him: he's a helpless retard. Everyone is better than him. I can't fault Lucas for wanting romance in his life, nor laugh at him for wanting what he thinks everyone else has. He's a stupid, lonely critter trying to get by in a world that wasn't made for him. He just wants to be happy. The trouble is what will make him happy: fisting a teenage broodmare. This disqualifies Lucas from being a plucky underdog, and makes it difficult to give a damn about his self inflicted injuries.

The story is highly edited or just plain didn't happen at all.

It's useful to think of Lucas as Alonso Quixano, and the Wern as Don Quixote. Something happened. Lucas didn't understand it. He explained it to himself the best that he could. And then he explained it to the world as best he could, in a light most favorable to himself. We are presented with the story of a cracked out Isik/Izik/Isaac/I-sack accosting m'lady, who is defended by some black dude named Shareef, but Lucas is the hero and ends up feasting with m'lady. It makes for a better story than two homeless guys squabbling while a third watches and thinks "This is all about me."

 

[mothman96]

It's useful to think of Lucas as Alonso Quixano, and the Wern as Don Quixote. Something happened. Lucas didn't understand it. He explained it to himself the best that he could. And then he explained it to the world as best he could, in a light most favorable to himself. We are presented with the story of a cracked out Isik/Izik/Isaac/I-sack accosting m'lady, who is defended by some black dude named Shareef, but Lucas is the hero and ends up feasting with m'lady. It makes for a better story than two homeless guys squabbling while a third watches and thinks "This is all about me."

I don't think there was any squabbling. It's just part of the "narrative" the Freak wanted to create to make it look like Shareef will come to his defense. "Shareef has his back". I'd say if something were to happen and Lucas found himself in a real "hot spot" with another man, Shareef would leave him there.

 

[Da Dude123]

I don't think there was any squabbling. It's just part of the "narrative" the Freak wanted to create to make it look like Shareef will come to his defense. "Shareef has his back". I'd say if something were to happen and Lucas found himself in a real "hot spot" with another man, Shareef would leave him there.

This also helps Lucas virtue signal. For you see, he has both a black friend, Shareef, and a Hispanic friend, Isik. This should let the baby zooms know that he is no bigot and is quite woke. And Shareef has his back, so he ain't no racist. #BLM

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

If a woman believes in God (and Satan) she's just a stupid trumptard republican fascist or whatever.
But if she belives in Satan (and God) she's a perfect fecund ovulating babyship.
Such is the logic of Wern.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I don't think I've ever met someone who identified as a satanist who actually believed in Satan. I'm sure it's the same way for this girl. I haven't actually bothered to learn much about LaVeyan satanism but it seems to reject supernatural beings in general so pretty compatible with atheism, maybe. Lucas, however, is probably not smart enough to have figured out she's not actually worshipping the devil.

 

[IceQueen]

Y’all know what I think would be hilarious that I’m surprised no one who knows how to edit videos has done yet? A video starting out with Lucas saying “I’m pretty good at insults” and then filling the rest of the video with the utterly horrible insults he’s used over the years, including such gems as calling God a “stinky... piece of... poo poo!”, when he suggested calling people “dingleberries” instead of using slurs (and then immediately went back to using slurs himself), and calling someone a “piece of fuck”.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I don't think I've ever met someone who identified as a satanist who actually believed in Satan. I'm sure it's the same way for this girl. I haven't actually bothered to learn much about LaVeyan satanism but it seems to reject supernatural beings in general so pretty compatible with atheism, maybe. Lucas, however, is probably not smart enough to have figured out she's not actually worshipping the devil.

I think most of the mainstream Satanists are of the belief that you should be your own God. You’re in charge of your own destiny, not some magical sky-daddy. They don’t actually worship the devil.

 

[IceQueen]

Lmaooo I am dying at his recent video... Allow me to describe it for those who haven’t seen: Homeless man (the disgusting and notorious PukeAss), wearing the same clothes he’s worn for months, unwashed, greasy hair slicked back over his rotten egg skull, makes sausage and some kind of bun in a homeless shelter toaster oven. Bums fight in the background, in particular, a woman is yelling at someone else. The man bangs cutlery around and reaches his disgusting, decaying hand into a (likely shared) jar of mixed nuts to put on his paper plate next to his sausages, bun, and chocolate covered pretzels. Then, the icing on the cake: sriracha Mayo. He drizzles a hearty amount all over the sausages (and the counter), and muses about why he doesn’t buy sriracha Mayo more often, as it really is the best condiment. He zooms in in his plate of glizzies, dry bun, bar snacks, and orange mayo and says, with all the seriousness in the world: “I don’t know why I don’t have a girlfriend”. He concludes the video by, for the six thousandth time, demonstrating that he has no idea what “ACAB” means, as he thinks it is such things like a communist group, a group to support the poor, and a group against greed, when it is really ONLY about police violence and necessary reform.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

"Incels don't try to interact."

That's similar to when he says he can't be autistic because he interacts with people.

Being an incel or autistic doesn't mean you're a completely asocial being. If it was, then incels wouldn't bitch and moan all the time about how they get no love from women.

 

[WonderWino]

"Incels don't try to interact."

That's similar to when he says he can't be autistic because he interacts with people.

Being an incel or autistic doesn't mean you're a completely asocial being. If it was, then incels wouldn't bitch and moan all the time about how they get no love from women.

On that note by saying all that he is essentially admitting he has been reading his thread here quite recently, as he's been called an incel specifically more than a few times in the last few days. Its clearly getting to him and pissing him off. He doesn't understand how obvious it is that he's reading here when he does stuff like that

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas admittedly doesn't interact, though. He never asks girls out on dates, he just does his weak beta act giving stuff to women like they're going to repay him for it. Thus, Lucas isn't even an incel as he doesn't try. He's the equivalent of someone whose only interaction with women is through some e-thot on Onlyfans, Twitch, camwhore sites, etc...

 

[thankyourandy]

never read this thread before but the blogpost by his mom about mental illness is legitimately heartbreaking and made me deeply sad. i know this dude is an enormous piece of garbage and a pedophile but hearing about him being a little kid from the perspective of his mom made me really sad. FUCK dude i didnt come here to feel

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

On that note by saying all that he is essentially admitting he has been reading his thread here quite recently, as he's been called an incel specifically more than a few times in the last few days. Its clearly getting to him and pissing him off. He doesn't understand how obvious it is that he's reading here when he does stuff like that

It's just flabbergasting to me how there isn't one single solitary thing in life that Lucas has a sound and reasonable take on.

He misconstrues EVERYTHING you could possibly misconstrue.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas admittedly doesn't interact, though. He never asks girls out on dates, he just does his weak beta act giving stuff to women like they're going to repay him for it. Thus, Lucas isn't even an incel as he doesn't try. He's the equivalent of someone whose only interaction with women is through some e-thot on Onlyfans, Twitch, camwhore sites, etc...

Except he does interact with women and it frequently doesn't end well for him. See lacey, the recent catfish to california, the nurse that led to the incident that got him banned from HOC, the similar incident that got him banned from another shelter awhile back, they trying to talk a little girl into cutting her finger off to prove her love for him, the starbucks incident, the bartender note, etc...

They weren't good interactions but they were certainly interactions with women

never read this thread before but the blogpost by his mom about mental illness is legitimately heartbreaking and made me deeply sad. i know this dude is an enormous piece of garbage and a pedophile but hearing about him being a little kid from the perspective of his mom made me really sad. FUCK dude i didnt come here to feel

Take it with a rather large grain of salt. She lied about alot in that blog, both to make herself and lucas look as good as possible and like some kind of victim, even lying about that 'fever' she likes to claim caused him to be this way, when what she described is not physically possible. I suspect it is to attempt to hide the fact she passed on her mental problems to him

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Except he does interact with women and it frequently doesn't end well for him. See lacey, the recent catfish to california, the nurse that led to the incident that got him banned from HOC, the similar incident that got him banned from another shelter awhile back, they trying to talk a little girl into cutting her finger off to prove her love for him, the starbucks incident, the bartender note, etc...

They weren't good interactions but they were certainly interactions with women

Yeah, I think what makes it seem like he doesn't interact with women much is because a 40 year old homeless man has almost no reason at all to ever be around 18-24 year old women.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Dunno why Lucas thinks he isn’t an incel.

He wants to have sex but no one wants to have sex with him. Incel. That’s the definition. He is celibate, but not because he wants to be celibate. INCEL.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

"Incels don't try to interact."

That's similar to when he says he can't be autistic because he interacts with people.

Being an incel or autistic doesn't mean you're a completely asocial being. If it was, then incels wouldn't bitch and moan all the time about how they get no love from women.

The little giggle he does in this video when the women shouts 'what's your problem?' like he's just so happy it's not him that someone is annoyed at for once is maybe the most punchable noise his fat head has ever made.