Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Of fucking course Lucas is defending pedophiles... Gotta look out for his own I guess.

When he talks about billionaire syndicate sex parties I can’t stop thinking of Eyes Wide Shut but with Lucas trying to stalk Chris Hansen down to some party in LA that he heard about from the dude bros in the walls.

Edit: He gets to the “hidden location” which he finds in the woods and it turns out be a dude bro’s stag party. Wherever he goes there are dude bros even in the trees

 

[DeletedSoul]

Of fucking course Lucas is defending pedophiles... Gotta look out for his own I guess.

The thing is, there's plenty you can rightfully criticize Chris Hansen about, especially after the fiasco that was the Onision documentary. However, Lucas can't muster anything more than half truths and lies, which says everything you need to know about his motivations and how much he actually gives a shit about Hansen's multiple legit issues.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

LOL lucas is a fucking idiot. He thinks hansen got fired from to catch a predator cause he lied about some pedo and the pedo ended up killing themselves. No, the show ended cause they went to the guys house and he panicked and killed himself. He was absolutely guilty

This is somewhat off topic, but wtf is this weird affectation he is using when he speaks now? He is doing it all the time lately.

It’s not funny. He doesn’t use it for emphasis or as a comedic effect. And it makes him sound even dumber than he already is.

He just kind of meanders in and out of it without any real purpose or logic to it.

Is it one of the wall voices breaking through?

 

[holeinthedark]

So, you admit it, Lucas Covid Werner, that you're an actual pedophile?
We all knew bucko.

LOL lucas is a fucking idiot. He thinks hansen got fired from to catch a predator cause he lied about some pedo and the pedo ended up killing themselves. No, the show ended cause they went to the guys house and he panicked and killed himself. He was absolutely guilty

 

[Fatal Walter]

It would appear that someone has finally nailed it into Lucas' caveman skull that Chris Hansen doesn't know or care about him. Hilarious that he's complaining about someone else making videos for money, though. I thought he was all about saying things he doesn't believe for 50$.

Also, once again, the woman Chris Hansen was with was like 31. I know most people probably know that but I can't stand how he keeps questioning if she was of age.

 

[Mother Fucker]

Notice how he says he'll get right in your face and tell you to go fuck your mother IRL but we've seen multiple times how he reacts to confrontation in public.

Seriously what is this Tony Montana persona he's been putting on lately, are we adding multiple personality disorder to the list of mental illnesses now? He's like a little kid that puts on a super hero cape to give themself courage.

He calls Chris Hansen a loser while festering in a hotel room that was provided out of pity for his misfortune in life, while Chris films these videos from the livingroom of his McMansion. I mean, need anyone say more?

 

[SpiceyHuman]

The weird voices are the most puzzling thing to me. He didn't used to do that. As another kiwi pointed out, are these the voices on the wind/wall breaking through???

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Who is this weird girl princess kidana?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

It would appear that someone has finally nailed it into Lucas' caveman skull that Chris Hansen doesn't know or care about him. Hilarious that he's complaining about someone else making videos for money, though. I thought he was all about saying things he doesn't believe for 50$.

Also, once again, the woman Chris Hansen was with was like 31. I know most people probably know that but I can't stand how he keeps questioning if she was of age.

Notice how he says he'll get right in your face and tell you to go fuck your mother IRL but we've seen multiple times how he reacts to confrontation in public.

Seriously what is this Tony Montana persona he's been putting on lately, are we adding multiple personality disorder to the list of mental illnesses now? He's like a little kid that puts on a super hero cape to give themself courage.

He calls Chris Hansen a loser while festering in a hotel room that was provided out of pity for his misfortune in life, while Chris films these videos from the livingroom of his McMansion. I mean, need anyone say more?

Lucas 3 weeks ago: "I'll make a video insulting anyone for 50$ or a grub hub meal"

Lucas today: "What a loser chris is. Insulting whoever for 50 dollars"

 

[Wernology]

Lucas 3 weeks ago: "I'll make a video insulting anyone for 50$ or a grub hub meal"

Lucas today: "What a loser chris is. Insulting whoever for 50 dollars"

He gets so, SO close to being self aware sometimes, but always misses.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Looks like he has just figured out a new way to take out his aggression

 

[Krathnami]

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Looks like he has just figured out a new way to take out his aggression

He turned on Biden pretty quickly after he wasn’t gifted $12,000 and a child to rape

 

[Bassomatic]

He turned on Biden pretty quickly after he wasn’t gifted $12,000 and a child to rape

God willing Lucas goes full Q anon and says Biden won't give him a 10 year old to cum in because he's doing all the pre teens himself.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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Looks like he has just figured out a new way to take out his aggression

Durr Politicians need to stop being corrupt and just threaten companies with tanks and just straight up steal their property if they don't comply, durr, but they won't do that because they're just too dang corrupt durrr.
And I like how it's finally sunk in to Lucas's empty head that Chris Hansen is on Cameo, months after Goldoar literally tried explaining this to him over the phone.

 

[Bassomatic]

Peacefull liberal and scientist dr. nigga Lucas explains just taking vaccine using the Marines whom are quite busy at Ram Ranch.

Apparently, the drug companies who are making an insane amount of money lawsuit danger free, with a vaccine that they got paid to make and R&D (more socialism for the rich eh?) Just don't want people getting the meds that they sell.

Because, Lucas is fucking stupid.

Wern For President

#Covid19 #USMilitary

www.youtube.com

 

[PrincessKidana]

Lucas is showing how stupid he is regarding the power of the United States government.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Peacefull liberal and scientist dr. nigga Lucas explains just taking vaccine using the Marines whom are quite busy at Ram Ranch.

Apparently, the drug companies who are making an insane amount of money lawsuit danger free, with a vaccine that they got paid to make and R&D (more socialism for the rich eh?) Just don't want people getting the meds that they sell.

Because, Lucas is fucking stupid.

Wern For President

#Covid19 #USMilitary

www.youtube.com

From my understanding the US is doing a better job than Canada distributing vaccines. We got 2% of the population vaccinated US has like 10% last I checked.

 

[IceQueen]

This is somewhat off topic, but wtf is this weird affectation he is using when he speaks now? He is doing it all the time lately.

It’s not funny. He doesn’t use it for emphasis or as a comedic effect. And it makes him sound even dumber than he already is.

He just kind of meanders in and out of it without any real purpose or logic to it.

Is it one of the wall voices breaking through?

I think he thinks it makes him sound tough... It just makes him sound like even more of a moron than normal though. He's such a fucking idiot like it's baffling to me that someone can be so stupid.

 

[Bassomatic]

From my understanding the US is doing a better job than Canada distributing vaccines. We got 2% of the population vaccinated US has like 10% last I checked.

Let's also not forget to mention how much larger the US population is than Canada. I understand Lucas wants socialized meds because he deserves everything handed to him, but perhaps seeing how such a small over all educated and rich country can't keep up with the "shit hole" America is maybe Lucas just wants everyone to die since kids are a lot safer from COVID it'll be his dream him and a ton of 11 year olds who are about to learn fist can be a verb.

Aside that Lucas is just a complainer, no matter what it will never be good enough for him, if he had his dream utopia, the only people who aren't there to sexually service him, would be people to feed him and run basic servies, jk Lucas wouldn't mind not having power or not being able to shower, he's a dirty hobo deep down, as long as someone farms food for him to shovel in his fat gullet and kids are forced to screw him he would not care if we all were going to the moon, tribal warfare, Hitler 2.0 etc. Everything is about him, idiocy and narc mind set make it amazing how deep blinder could go.

He really is the kinda person to stop to pick a dollar up instead of give someone CPR.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

Looking at his Youtube videos, there is always that one solitary 'like', which is so obviously just himself, much the same as the solitary 'dislike' on all of Kilckitat's vids.

I have this wonderful mental image in my head of him seeing that his video is uploaded, and liking it whilst softly whispering 'you're plenty good enough' to himself on the screen.