Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Millenials vs. Zoomers in Lucas's mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHLa8AnLMM

 

[DeletedSoul]

Of course he blamed "too much soda" for the "just a glass thrown" DV incident with Suzanne. And in a video he called her a bitch and blamed her for giving him all the soda. Of course the fat monger can't keep a straight lie and admitted he got buttmad cos some guy was in the restaurant with two "girlfriends" (probably friends or relatives, two things that fatty has little experience of..)

Sugar imbalances can affect your mood, but it's usually more of an issue when you HAVEN'T eaten or you're severely stressed out. I can get irritable and cranky when I've missed a meal or haven't eaten enough, but it's not uncontrollable. Lucas is like my dad in that regard; my dad used to love to blame his abusive behavior on his blood sugar levels, which he in turn blamed on whatever I was doing that he didn't like.

News flash: any diabetic who blames abusive behavior on their blood sugar is lying through their fucking teeth. Especially Lucas.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

Him making it to 55 would be like a normal person living to 90. You have to figure he has become quite the disease magnet in the past 5 years, he had MRSA, COVID, possibly Herpes, and multiple other infectious boils and sores. You also have to factor in that he smokes and vapes, when he buys alcohol he drinks like there is no tomorrow, his idea of a healthy diet is gorging himself with massive quantities of food, on top of that diabetes and his sedentary lifestyle, and last but not least his insane delusions telling him to engage in dangerous behaviors.

This makes him sound like that episode of the Simpsons where Mr Burns has all the diseases possible, but they all cancel each other out. Pucas is going to live forever.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I’m sure this has been brought up already, but is there any kind of confirmation that he tried to molest his niece? We know that he listed after her and openly considered molesting her. I wouldn’t for a second doubt it. Lucas is all talk and also a total coward (fear of consequences alone has kept him from trying to rape a woman) but he’s also a manipulative opportunist. If he got his young niece alone in a place where she couldn’t call for help, I think he diddles her.

No. It's speculation based on: A) Lucas's comments about her sexual desirability and how he could've humped her, B) His documented interest in younger women, and C) his estrangement from his family. I am of the branch of Wernology that believes Lucas would, if he had access to a girl, attempt to victimize her. He, fortunately, is unable to form or maintain the relationships necessary to have access to defenseless puss puss.

I think somewhere earlier in the thread he said he would kill himself by then if he hadn’t found his puss puss.

The Lucas suicide clock is counting down to November 27, 2035. I would be surprised if he made it that long.

His siblings hate him (his brother was on SOFALAW awhile back talking about him and about how his Dad at least has disinherited him),

Which brother? Seth? I'd be interested to hear about Seth's experience growing up with Lucas. His half-brother, not so much.

 

[mothman96]

Which brother? Seth? I'd be interested to hear about Seth's experience growing up with Lucas. His half-brother, not so much.

I think it was his older half brother Shawn that was on SOFALAW.

 

[PrincessKidana]

I hope he makes it to 55 so he has to move the goal posts on the range of fecund sperm. Plus, as revolting as he is already, I’d love a dirty old man saga.

Didn't he say if he reaches 55 and is still alone, he'll kill himself? I seem to recall something like that. I may have a screenshot.

 

[holeinthedark]

Why is he wearing a mask in the hotel room? Is he trying to make it look like he doesn't have covid by pretending to be somewhere else??

 

[IceQueen]

Why is he wearing a mask in the hotel room? Is he trying to make it look like he doesn't have covid by pretending to be somewhere else??

The fact that he has definitely seen people on here and on YouTube talking about him having covid but he hasn’t addressed it is a dead giveaway. If there was the slightest chance he didn’t he didn’t have it he would be screaming about that all day.

 

[mothman96]

Why is he wearing a mask in the hotel room? Is he trying to make it look like he doesn't have covid by pretending to be somewhere else??

Wondering about that too. In that video is he pretending like he was out in public area and just came back in? He posted another video in the hotel room after the masked one, so he did not go to his HED class at 11:35.

 

[holeinthedark]

You see this, Lucas Covid Werner, you didn't fool anyone with that mask. We all know you have the 'rona.

Divine justice would have had covid take his taste abd smell away so he cant taste the mountains of food he shovels into his fake toothed lipsy having gullet.

Wondering about that too. In that video is he pretending like he was out in public area and just came back in? He posted another video in the hotel room after the masked one, so he did not go to his HED class at 11:35.

 

[PrincessKidana]

I tried deep diving to find that 15 years comment he made but instead I found a post of his that did not age well, considering his trip to Cali. Note the last line. Not leaving Spokane, huh Lucas?

 

[Amewsed]

Because they aren't your women.

Dear wern :
Women aren't "your woman" because you are a vile, disgusting, creepy, lazy, racist, misogynistic, hypocritical, worthless, mrsa infected Hobo with 0 redeeming qualities.

It has nothing to do with your age or lack of religion.

 

[JimmyNugget]

How did the board game thing pan out? Is Werner back to telomere talk or is he trying to sound sophisticated still?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"If you support their..... acting black... how are you my woman??!"
Totally not a racist u guyz

 

[mothman96]

Just saw this comment and his reply:

 

[Krathnami]

Him making it to 55 would be like a normal person living to 90. You have to figure he has become quite the disease magnet in the past 5 years, he had MRSA, COVID, possibly Herpes, and multiple other infectious boils and sores. You also have to factor in that he smokes and vapes, when he buys alcohol he drinks like there is no tomorrow, his idea of a healthy diet is gorging himself with massive quantities of food, on top of that diabetes and his sedentary lifestyle, and last but not least his insane delusions telling him to engage in dangerous behaviors. There is a reason most schizophrenics live to about 65, they are so engrossed in their delusions and paranoias, that they neglect to pay attention to their bodies and health. I give Lucas 10 years tops.

I’m of the belief that he’s actually in much poorer health than is obvious. While it’s extremely unlikely that he’s been completely without insulin for the past year (diabetics just can’t live that long without it), his hard living circumstances would make regular administration of insulin impossible. Diabetic ketoacidosis is fatal if left untreated and usually sets in fast. Sometime this year the chickens are going to come home to roost. The fact that he so seldom talks about being a diabetic (he overshares so much about his life) and the knowledge that he omits things that make him look incompetent tells me that he’s aware of this and either doesn’t care, thinks someone will fix this for him or that it’ll magically go away, or simply lacks the initiative to do it for himself.

We really haven’t seen a Wern diabetes saga, but we’re overdue for one. It would be an excellent addition to the study of Wernology to see a cow ignore the type of self-preservation that allows them to live. Some folks I’m sure disagree, but I do think he looks thinner—and not a healthy type of thin. He looks like someone who lost weight because they’re sick. Diabetics who skip their insulin treatments often lose fat and muscle. We’ve seen him with his shirt off and how strange his body looks. I think this is because his fat and muscle—already grossly in excess of the former—are depleting, making him appear lumpy and giving his skin the pallor of oxidized newspaper while leaving his face flushed.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Divine justice would have had covid take his taste abd smell away so he cant taste the mountains of food he shovels into his fake toothed lipsy having gullet.

Maybe that's why could cook those vile concoctions in the toaster oven and think he's a plenty good chef.

It also explains that disgusting cottage cheese bbq burger mashup he was eating

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That video of Lucas walking with his right foot dead and dangling says it all. He's in terrible shape, but must keep up the charade that he's in perfect health with his long telomeres to impregnate fecund 11 18 year olds.

 

[ahcoostic]

I really don’t wish death on anyone, but would love it if he lived long enough to find out he isn’t getting jacksh*t from King Roy when the time comes.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

I love how Lucas always says that cops and soldiers are the most likely professions to beat their wives; that may be true but you know what is the number one group most likely to engage in domestic violence? Men who already have domestic violence convictions. Like Lucas.

She got you there Lucas you fucking dipshit loser!!!

Lucas I want to lay out some indisputable and uncomfortable facts about you and your life:

• Your mental health is rapidly declining. Everyday you spiral further down the metaphorical drain and you don't even realize it. Your mental health will inevitably decline until your death, which isn't far off. You may not realize it but this is a blessing for you.
  • I've been following you for 7 years. The decline in your mental health over the past couple of months is faster than any other time I've seen, and that should scare the shit out of you.
• At some point since you 'moved' to Spokane, you completed your evolution into absolutely insane, disgusting, worthless homeless person.
  • You are a complete drain on society. You contribute nothing to anyone or anything. Washington state is inarguably a worse place to live because you are alive and happen to 'live' within its borders.
    • 'Live' is in quotes because all you do is leech off of society. You are unemployed, disabled, and are somehow still a danger to society.
      • Correction - You are a danger to women. You're not a danger to a single able bodied man on the planet. Despite your tough talking videos any man with normal T levels would stomp your retarded face into the ground
  • Every day you wake up you are one day further away from your Gen Z puss puss goal. Every single day you are alive you are more repulsive than the last and EVERYONE notices it.
    • What this means for you is that every day is the worst day of your life. Every single day is worse than the last.
    • You are moving backwards in life despite progressing in age. This is the worst possible combination.
• Here are your ratings in the Gen Z dating world:
  • Age - Unsatisfactory - Age 41 (Disgusting/repulsive - Likely future impairments include back and neck pain, osteoarthritis, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, diabetes, and dementia.)
  • Body - Nauseating - Your recent videos with your pasty white tits swinging to and fro in your motel should be enough to put you in the nut house for good.
  • Face - Ugly - Asymmetrical, oily, large pores, and unexplained lesions
  • Hair - Unacceptable - Severely receding hairline indicating weak genetics and weak DNA. Disgusting oily hair follicles indicating poor hygiene and inability to care for oneself, much less a child.
  • Style - NA - You only have one pair of clothes because you are homeless.
  • Brain - Diseased - Lol not much more to say here

In summary it's not in the cards for you Luke. Time to kill yourself.