Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Josef Mengele]

2 points.
Why do you have hashtags on your poster?
Its not going to be hyperlinked. The physical world isn't twatter.
Voices on the wind, not voices in the wind.

The hashtags were an instinctive deal, I really didn't give that part much thought. With regards to voices in the wind versus voices on the wind, I felt like the preposition in conveys the location of the voices more thoroughly, the voices are not merely carried by the wind but are part of the wind its very self. I know voices on the wind is the official Wernism, but the sentence I used on the poster just felt right using in.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

This one is the most recent set of videos he uploaded from a month ago.

Plenty of good recent photo fodder, including the quickly receding hairline and new skunk stripe.

"if you can hook me up with one of those ill give you 100$" I'm sure his date would be totally fine with one of her friends basically selling her off to some greasy hobo who refers to her as "one of those" for 100$. It's like he legitimately thinks you get a girlfriend the same way you get a burger and he just hasnt run into the Spokane pussy dealer yet

 

[Bassomatic]

It's sad that people are turning on each other in the Wern draught.

Deff posting those signs would be a riot. Happy 1500 will we get another milestone before the Wern is offline for good be it jail or death?

It's so strange even for broke brain to not have a phone. While I'm not one for gibs if you had nothing but shirt on your back (in Lucas case same one for month) a smart phone could be a powerful tool even pirated wifi only.

Also I don't rule out fatty to not try to get uber eats at a shelter or bus stop.

Perhaps we need to step back and think that he's so lost mentally he just can't be assed for attention anymore and it's purely zoomer bae and food on his mind.

We've all seen how badly he's aged and less sane he's gotten. Maybe us his only "fans" human interactions just don't matter as his mind I just child rape and burritos.

 

[Da Dude123]

I am definitely wondering how old that video of him is where he is screeching about bigots. I am hoping this is recent. It's good stuff and I hope for more of these. Lucas would say they are lies. Say we edited them in some way to make him look bad.

 

[WonderWino]

what happens when the cute Zoomer bae who read his sign and went looking for the guy with green shoelaces so he can impregnate her with a superior baby finally finds Lucas and he's screaming himself raw, face red and spittle flying as he roars his hate at passing cars?

I always pictured it something like this:

....except lucas's eyes would be yellow from over drinking the MD 20/20, his limbs would be missing from the beetus and he's all burned up from getting sunburned sitting out in the streets all day

same seething hatred though

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I thought of Lucas the other day when I applied for an AmEx Gold card. This weekend I will buy lunch for a few zoomer baes and they will coo and aww when I whip out my gold oligarch card.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Lucas left me an essay on one of my videos and it got through somehow.
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I know I'm behind on the thread but this type of thing is a little bit of a silver lining with Lucas' absence, as well some of his others.

There's some positives from when Lucas can't deliver his 'message' as he would like to for whatever reason. Something like only being able to upload videos once a week, being banned from his preferred sperging platform, getting his phone stolen, etc. causes him to 'focus' his message a bit. It's when we start seeing the attraction signs with border to border text crammed in each and novels like Walter's above. He feels like he has to put all his telomerase in one spot cause he doesn't know when he'll have the next opportunity.

And by 'focus' I don't mean it in a positive way. It's all still complete nonsense, but when he has to condense everything it helps to understand a bit better how he arrived at his dumbass conclusions, which actually makes it even clearer how insane and retarded he is because the gaps in his logic are so glaring when strung together.

When he has hours and hours to ramble, unlimited posts, etc. it's hard to tell what he's talking about much less in what order. I guess sometimes I assume (way too much credit) that I just missed something in his rambling or he thought he thought he said it but he didn't (Was that a song or slam poetry that Lucas wrote? Maybe not.) and that's why it doesn't make any sense.

But the masterpiece above? Lucas thinks he nailed it. He got it all out in that one run-on sentence/paragraph. In his mind that was a perfectly structured dismantling of all of his haters' and critics' arguments, point by point, bullet by bullet. And that's typical Lucas because none of it makes any sense and he has zero leverage or authority to make anyone do what he wants now or ever.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

LOL. He just replied to a comment I made on this video 8 month ago.

My Comment: "Where the women at? Where the party at?"

His reply:

"I don't like haters. But hey, Spokane, listen. I hang out at The STA Plaza a lot. Green shoelaces. Ponytail. Sunglasses. If you write me online, I won't respond. I haven't responded to anything online in months. I just don't care anymore. If you want me, we're all for #AOC here. That means we're against classism, greed and the power of money. If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say. If you can't do this for me, I can't find my wife. Not going to some motel drug party. Not joining your gangbang or orgy. Not smoking weed with you or drinking beer. Not going to some tavern alone. If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

LOL. He just replied to a comment I made on this video 8 month ago.

What he said.

I feel like the no booze or weed statement harkens back to his last LRA or whatever where he was allowed out of the hospital but had to avoid substances. He’d mention all over the videos that he wouldn’t smoke or drink. His use of that terminology and saying he won’t go to motels and won’t respond online feels like he’s covering his ass for a legal agreement.

 

[Narr Then]

Please feel free to rate me autistic if this has already been posted, but I don’t recall seeing this wild capture of Luke yet:
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What are you uploading that to? All I get is this, just sound, no video I've had it on loads of vids on here.

Anyone have a youtube link or anything of that video? I downloaded it but it won't play

Same. Is it coz we're phone phags?

 

[denysdemontfort]

What are you uploading that to? All I get is this, just sound, no video I've had it on loads of vids on here.
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Same. Is it coz we're phone phags?

I'm on desktop/chrome/win10. And usually if you hit the triple dots and download it, it has the video -- but this one isn't working at all. Boo!

 

[neutral grandpa]

LOL. He just replied to a comment I made on this video 8 month ago.

My Comment: "Where the women at? Where the party at?"

His reply:

"I don't like haters. But hey, Spokane, listen. I hang out at The STA Plaza a lot. Green shoelaces. Ponytail. Sunglasses. If you write me online, I won't respond. I haven't responded to anything online in months. I just don't care anymore. If you want me, we're all for #AOC here. That means we're against classism, greed and the power of money. If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say. If you can't do this for me, I can't find my wife. Not going to some motel drug party. Not joining your gangbang or orgy. Not smoking weed with you or drinking beer. Not going to some tavern alone. If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."

It sounds like Lucas is just pouting. he claims hes tired of posting online because that doesnt work, but neither will sitting at a bus station all day. of course this all might be cover for some legal problems.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Seems like Lucas is trying to suggest that his absence from social media is a deliberate choice. I think there's a pretty good chance this is untrue. It's very much like Lucas to try to reposition a punishment someone else enacted on him as a choice. You can't fire me I quit. Etc etc

Edit: ninjaed by @neutral grandpa

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

LOL. He just replied to a comment I made on this video 8 month ago.

My Comment: "Where the women at? Where the party at?"

His reply:

"I don't like haters. But hey, Spokane, listen. I hang out at The STA Plaza a lot. Green shoelaces. Ponytail. Sunglasses. If you write me online, I won't respond. I haven't responded to anything online in months. I just don't care anymore. If you want me, we're all for #AOC here. That means we're against classism, greed and the power of money. If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say. If you can't do this for me, I can't find my wife. Not going to some motel drug party. Not joining your gangbang or orgy. Not smoking weed with you or drinking beer. Not going to some tavern alone. If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."

Wow this video is amazing especially that part where he's showing his fisting technique and screaming, that's fucking nasty combined with all of the food and him smoking weed.

It seems wherever Fatal Walter and Klick go Lucas needs to follow and comment. I find it interesting that he says I don't care anymore to respond to anything online despite the fact he is responding under a comment on YT, I don't like haters but I know they are my only audience. Maybe Lucas was shaken up by what happened when he was presumably robbed at the motel the way he indicates his dip in level of trust by not wanting to do motel parties and not smoking weed or drinking beer with you is he admitting he was taken advantage of?

 

[Wernology]

If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say.

Because that's not creepy as fuck or anything.

I guess, since he's still homeless and "hanging out" at the bus plaza, we know that, in no change from the past 9 years, nobody wants him.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I'm on desktop/chrome/win10. And usually if you hit the triple dots and download it, it has the video -- but this one isn't working at all. Boo!

I was able to download on android phone after trying twice. It is an instant classic

 

[Fatal Walter]

Yeah, I guess Lucas has been leaving his copy pasta on smaller channels now. He found gold shoe standard, who is that guy who was recreating his recipes. Not to say I'm not a small channel but he's clearly been searching himself more lately.

 

[Wernology]

I'm on desktop/chrome/win10. And usually if you hit the triple dots and download it, it has the video -- but this one isn't working at all. Boo!

Yeah, it's a .mov file.

I had to download it and let one of my players that can handle that format (Quicktime is the most obvious, but VLC will play it too. Most Windows based players that aren't VLC will need HEVC video extensions to do it. I didn't get video on my Android phone inline but after downloading the file I did).

Anyway, I converted it into something more universal & threw it on Youtube. Also attached the original (without my intro/outro or headphone warning. I did adjust the audio, however--mostly to remove background noise so it's easier to hear Lucas yelling about bigots) here for archiving.

Gets loud af at 28 seconds because shouting at Lucas to calm down, so watch your eardrums if you have headphones in.

Or turn the volume down, either way.

Yeah, I guess Lucas has been leaving his copy pasta on smaller channels now. He found gold shoe standard, who is that guy who was recreating his recipes. Not to say I'm not a small channel but he's clearly been searching himself more lately.

He tried to leave it on the latest video on my channel, but youtube auto-axed it for some reason; it's in my notifications though.

 

[Club Sandwich]

"...If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."

the heck? he's addressing a personification of the city of Spokane, then someone changing the subject to someone with a house or apartment (an individual) that is supposed to abandon in favor of Lucas Bogarting it with some randomly appearing "pretty girls" from some where? this is a bit less sensical than his typical ramblings.

 

[Da Dude123]

the heck? he's addressing a personification of the city of Spokane, then someone changing the subject to someone with a house or apartment (an individual) that is supposed to abandon in favor of Lucas Bogarting it with some randomly appearing "pretty girls" from some where? this is a bit less sensical than his typical ramblings.

Right, those smart, pretty, interesting girls should go down to the bus station to find some shitty ragman with green shoe laces. Spokane should be bringing these girls to him or taking Lucas to their house or apartment so he can meet his wife. That would be plenty good.

I agree that something has shook him, perhaps, when he was waving his coronabux around going "Mooo! Look at me, baby zooms! I am a real oligarch. Find me IRL, hunnies!" I bet some hobo yoinked his money and maybe his phone. And, yeah, I don't believe his social media absence is voluntary. We just don't know why it is going on.

"Find my wife" . Yeah, meet a ragman who spends his days at a bus station. I am glad he is at least making these comments. It shows he is still a huge lolcow.