Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Screed]

All this talk about Lucas’s plan to re-enter the bar scene in pursuit of the ever elusive teenage pussy got me wondering what that would even look like.

That's the thing though, it's just a plan.

When he was still (officially) going to SCC he kept talking about how he was going to enact "Wern 2.0" which basically just meant he was going to grow a pair and actually approach a fecund bae and talk to her. That quickly got swept under the rug because "These girls aren't wearing masks during covid, they'd be bad DNA for our children" there's always a convenient reason why he can't approach a woman. He's being cockblocked just because there's a younger guy somewhere in the vicinity (I like how he claims to be so superior yet openly knows and acknowledges that he's always the least desirable guy in the room)

The thing that gets me is he allegedly has approached young interns at HOC, got creepy with them and got banned for it. So I guess in theory he might actually muster up the courage to do it despite how it turns out, but I'll not be surprised if some convenient obstacle gets in his way. All he needs to enact Wern 3.0 is $50 to get an ID. Oh wait but he needs $50 more, now $50 more, and on and on ad nauseam.

 

[Neko GF]

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[WonderWino]

Talks about how he has to take a shit after he eats a disgusting looking cupcake and then about how he is going to try to drink a gallon of milk....that he himself says is supposed to be kept cold and says if he doesn't drink it he'll dump the rest

Fucking disgusting

 

[mothman96]

The thing that gets me is he allegedly has approached young interns at HOC, got creepy with them and got banned for it. So I guess in theory he might actually muster up the courage to do it despite how it turns out, but I'll not be surprised if some convenient obstacle gets in his way. All he needs to enact Wern 3.0 is $50 to get an ID. Oh wait but he needs $50 more, now $50 more, and on and on ad nauseam.

Yes, the incident at HOC when he went psycho/became abusive to the young nurse because she wouldn't give him her phone no. If I'm remembering right he also got abusive towards other women staff.

There is also this time :

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-1235#post-8157456

So there are times when he does muster up the courage to make a move on a girl.

 

[Neko GF]

Spoiler: Could Really Use Some Milk

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[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Look at this glorious ponytail...

You can't even really call it a mullet anymore, because it's not thick enough. It's essentially a rat tail. It's interesting that Lucas has done with sloth, lack of hygiene, and gel what the Fit Vegan Ginger did to her hair through starvation: wittled it down to a greasy lil strand. Of course, it doesn't help that his Friar Tuck bald spot is gradually encroaching across the back of his entire giant fat head, but anyway...

He IS using gel, right? I mean, along with the dice, and the dirty game papers, he carries around some bottle of LA Looks in that disgusting backpack?

I guess I don't really understand this; why can't he just put his hair in a neat ponytail? Or, a messy ponytail even? The gel certainly isn't helping with flyaways, and combined with his sweat and lack of hygiene, it just makes him look even crustier.

Keep up the good work, big guy!

 

[Stinkyboy]

The freak is filming random young women -"see how healthy they are, those two. That's what I need in mommy material"

It sure does make more sense to date someone healthy; that’s why it’s not in the cards for Lukey.

MRSA, diabetes, severely morbidly obese, poor hygiene, balding, and clinically insane does not a healthy body make.

 

[mothman96]

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Look at this glorious ponytail...

He IS using gel, right? I mean, along with the dice, and the dirty game papers, he carries around some bottle of LA Looks in that disgusting backpack?

I guess I don't really understand this; why can't he just put his hair in a neat ponytail? Or, a messy ponytail even? The gel certainly isn't helping with flyaways, and combined with his sweat and lack of hygiene, it just makes him look even crustier.

Keep up the good work, big guy!

I'd say what makes his hair look that way is a build up of greasy sebum,dirt, sweat. It's also what left the filthy,dirty spot on the wall when he lived in Pioneer Pathway House.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'd say what makes his hair look that way is a build up of greasy sebum,dirt, sweat. It's what left the filthy,dirty spot on the wall when he lived in Pioneer Pathway House.

Ah, but what you fail to realize is, his sebum is electrical, and it contains antibodies. If we could squirt that sebum inside your uterus, man, you wouldn't even need a covid vaccination!

You know how in Asia they use shark fins, and rhino horns, to make weird virility stimulating drugs, boner pills? Lucas is like that! He's like a unicorn of sexuality and virility! If you could cut up his body, maybe use his liver for a soup, maybe use his skin to make some nice shoes, maybe use his hair to make some kind of necklace, my God it would be like wearing the fuckin' Golden Fleece. He's THAT studly.

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More creepy incel.

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For a pallet cleanser after all that, I just want us to remember this moment from about a year ago, when Lucas got so afraid of people hearing his vulgarity, after a passerby memorably told him to "Shut the fuck up fagot!" that he started doing his videos while hiding underneath his own coat.

Yes, you heard that correctly: Lucas would pull his coat over his own head and film himself with his cameras light, because he was too afraid of the passerby hearing all of his vulgarity.

Unfortunately, this rare bout of normal human shame didn't last.

 

[mothman96]

Ah, but what you fail to realize is, his sebum is electrical, and it contains antibodies. If we could squirt that sebum inside your uterus, man, you wouldn't even need a covid vaccination!

You know how in Asia they use shark fins, and rhino horns, to make weird virility stimulating drugs, boner pills? Lucas is like that! He's like a unicorn of sexuality and virility! If you could cut up his body, maybe use his liver for a soup, maybe use his skin to make some nice shoes, maybe use his hair to make some kind of necklace, my God it would be like wearing the fuckin' Golden Fleece. He's THAT studly.

Well, I was thinking a pharmaceutical co. can just take to a lab, hook him up to a machine to milk his super electric sperm and use it to make vaccines/meds to cure all disease. He'll save the world.

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How to make young women wet:
He brought up the girl KiKi he had lunch with last year. He sees her all the time now at Mosaic. Mosiac is 1 of places he gets free meals. It looks like he thinks he made her horny by buying her lunch. He's just trying to make Gen Z girls horny.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Well, I was thinking a pharmaceutical co. can just take to a lab, hook him up to a machine to milk his super electric sperm and use it to make vaccines/meds to cure all disease. He'll save the world.

Renewable energy for the grid just milk those testicles like cow udders, mooo!

 

[DerKryptid]

I'm surprised lucas hasn't got the idea in his head to further support his claims of being from a rich family by buying one of these 1 square foot land plots so he can get a legit scottish lord title and brag about it:

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I can see it now - Lord Lucas Werner, hereditary lord of a square foot of land with a tree on it in scotland, looking for those zoomer baes to pass down his lordship title and super dna to his heirs....currently living under a bridge

Lord Lucas would become the spokane version of emperor norton.....only more insane and malicious and searching desperately for m'lady....in this case quite literally

He's an anarchist, he'd die of a heart attack from the mere mention of the word "Lord" in the Lord's prayer

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's an anarchist, he'd die of a heart attack from the mere mention of the word "Lord" in the Lord's prayer

He's not an anarchist though. His only guiding principle is look out for number one

 

[PrincessKidana]

Why the hell are these dicks feeding him attention again?

UNHINGED Return of Lucas Werner & Von threatens people

Tonight on The Geek Room, we dive into the unhinged return of Lucas Werner and then discuss Von issuing some serious threats!Support Via Patreon or Membershi...

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[TurdFondler]

If you've ever had the misfortune of experiencing a public bathroom after a homeless person has used it, you too may have wondered "what the FUCK?"

But watching Lucas was enlightening. Pasta salad, cupcakes, an entire gallon of warm milk. All of that probably followed by the cheapest booze available.

 

[Wernology]

As of right now, it's another 54 minutes worth of insane hobo rambling, so I'll be stitching that together and get anything else he uploads tonight tomorrow.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Why the hell are these dicks feeding him attention again?

UNHINGED Return of Lucas Werner & Von threatens people

Tonight on The Geek Room, we dive into the unhinged return of Lucas Werner and then discuss Von issuing some serious threats!Support Via Patreon or Membershi...

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Von Helton lives? Oh my. That vampiric metabolism is mighty impressive.

I don't listen to The Geek Room, and I think poorly of anyone who does. Their earlier Lucas content was like reading a post from a sperg who never finished the OP. But I imagine the Geek Room dicks blather about Lucas for the same reason we post about him: he is a fatuous fat faggot.

As of right now, it's another 54 minutes worth of insane hobo rambling, so I'll be stitching that together and get anything else he uploads tonight tomorrow.

Feast or famine, forever.

 

[Screed]

Lucas said his email is lucaswerner79@gmail.com. Might be old news but either way he makes it sound like he checks it for "business" ventures and I guess he didn't learn his lesson from doxing his phone number multiple times. You really gotta hand it to Lucas, as much as he hates the Farms he sure makes it easy for us. We don't even need to lift a finger for his dox, he can't help but do it himself.

 

[Wernology]

Von Helton lives? Oh my. That vampiric metabolism is mighty impressive.

I don't listen to The Geek Room, and I think poorly of anyone who does. Their earlier Lucas content was like reading a post from a sperg who never finished the OP. But I imagine the Geek Room dicks blather about Lucas for the same reason we post about him: he is a fatuous fat faggot.


Feast or famine, forever.

I'll sometimes have it on during the Lucas bits just to hop into the chat and update/correct/add info about him, given my PhD in Wernology and all. For the most part, I have trouble with live streams in general (not specific to The Geek Room, live streams are just hard for me to pay attention for more than a few minutes) though.

Anyway, it's uploading.

Lucas said his email is lucaswerner79@gmail.com. Might be old news but either way he makes it sound like he checks it for "business" ventures and I guess he didn't learn his lesson from doxing his phone number multiple times. You really gotta hand it to Lucas, as much as he hates the Farms he sure makes it easy for us. We don't even need to lift a finger for his dox, he can't help but do it himself.

That's been his email address for almost 10 years now.

 

[Neko GF]

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