Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:
SSI is $794 federal + some from Washington state, which I assume is among the higher states (NY is $87 more) + he can get some extra from heating and a few other things.
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I don't believe he's getting the extra from the state etc. Just the SSI.

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Now he might be getting help from a state or fed program to pay for the facility/group home he is in. If a program is helping with part of the cost or if the cost is income based he's likely paying less than the $744 he says.
 
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klickitat said:
I wonder if Lucas is having the same fantasy about @Fatal Walter ...

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I thought his true purpose in life was to impregnate a teenager, but I guess I was wrong.

Edit: Nearly forgot this gem!

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"All you do is go up to a Zoomer bae and go, "There she is. The love of my life," and she'll say something positive as reassurance that you're willing to be brave and then you go, "Hi, I'm______." You're going to naturally go for the handshake, but these are queens, so it'll be a coutisan kissing of the knucks and then you say, "My, what a wonderful day we're having that can only be followed by 2 snow cones in the park." At first she's gonna puss out and you do from there is go, "It's really no trouble at all and I would enjoy the company." It's really just the creation of a positive feedback loop to where you're the emperor on your first outing with the soon to be empress of the all encompassing fief."

I wonder how that's working out for him and how many snow cones with hot chicks he's had this summer.
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What a fucking freak holy fuck.
 
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This is just a hypothetical, giving Lucas any money or prodding is usually not that funny but I was imagining this Tim Heidecker comedy show but with Lucas on the stage, hair slicked back and sunglasses hopped up on abilify let’s say you covered the fee for an amateur comedy night so he could do a stand up routine.

What do you think would happen to the insult comic on stage. I’m just imaging his stale attempts at humour trying to tell a joke about his roommate situation or saying you know that feeling when you see that dude bro with seven chicks doesn’t it make you mad because Gen Z are supposed to be liberal and kind? And dead pan look across the audiences before the heckling and insults begin and Lucas starts crying.

edit: whoever pays for Lucas Werner to do stand up at a venue would probably be hunted down by hired goons afterwards
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Coutisan?

Is he trying to say "courtesan"?

Lucas? That's a prostitute. Doesn't your "My First Book of Medieval History" from the kids' section of the library mention them? What? Oh, you didn't really read it, just looked at the pictures? How galoose. How acerbic. Lucas, you disappoint me.
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I notice he's been saying "candor" a lot lately. I think he thinks it's another word for "wit" because he mentions them in close proximity. A few days ago he oddly said something to the effect of "when people meet me and see my candor, they'll be impressed." Strange because candor, or blunt honesty, isn't a trait one usually walks out to impress potential romantic partners.

This has been your autistic Lucas tidbit of the day.
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Colab Witta Wern

Let's create something memorable and meaningful.
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So, he finally uses mitigate correctly, (without once acknowledging his previous mistakes, of course) but now makes the ALL NEW mistake that he was trying to have a "monochrome" of fun with Isaac. Its at 9:40 (He means modicum, I think?)

Lucas? Just stick to monosyllabic words, k? You're out of your depth with anything more conplex than an on/off switch.

Edit: the main takeaways from this video are that Lucas doesn't like where he's living, clearly, because he's asking people who he does podcasts for to put him up in the motel 6 for a couple of nights, which used to be his vacation away from the homeless shelter, so now that he has a room, why would he need that? The other thing he's asking for are potato chips and soda, which means he doesn't have as much disposable income to spend on growing the girdle of fat that he wears around his waist. More's tha pity.
 
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klickitat said:
I wonder if Lucas is having the same fantasy about @Fatal Walter ...
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Actually, I don't think he's left any of these comments on my videos. That is the correct choice. I mostly made my last video because he kept making videos about me. Now he's just desperately trying to get people to agree with him that I'm an incel. No one cares who I'm fucking, Lucas. Does he really think members of kiwi farms exchange personal information with each other? Because lol
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Actually, I don't think he's left any of these comments on my videos. That is the correct choice. I mostly made my last video because he kept making videos about me. Now he's just desperately trying to get people to agree with him that I'm an incel. No one cares who I'm fucking, Lucas. Does he really think members of kiwi farms exchange personal information with each other? Because lol
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He still thinks I live in Spokane because a couple of times I said some dumb shit to him like I could see him or was watching him because it was obvious where he was based on his videos and now it's stuck in his head that I live in Spokane so obviously that means I'd somehow be besties with you despite you...not...living in Spokane somehow?

I don't think there's any logic to his derailed train of thought.

Admittedly, I think it's funny that he thinks I have any sort of clout with my 700 odd subscribers and no content save stitching together shit he uploads.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Actually, I don't think he's left any of these comments on my videos. That is the correct choice. I mostly made my last video because he kept making videos about me. Now he's just desperately trying to get people to agree with him that I'm an incel. No one cares who I'm fucking, Lucas. Does he really think members of kiwi farms exchange personal information with each other? Because lol
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Naw Walter. We pound. You know I give you that good goo goo

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A young man (Mikey Day) meets his future self (Alex Moffat, Beck Bennett) in the mirror.#SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL44Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUs...
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Lucas tried to live stream some racism.
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Black Guys And Rich Old Guys

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WhiskerBiscuit said:
Naw Walter. We pound. You know I give you that good goo goo

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Future Self - SNL

A young man (Mikey Day) meets his future self (Alex Moffat, Beck Bennett) in the mirror.#SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL44Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUs...
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Lucas tried to live stream some racism.
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Black Guys And Rich Old Guys

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I hate his streams, my downloader can't parse them which means I can't slide by without having to watch his BS until editing and have to sit through it while bandicam records it.

Anyway, it still weirds me out that his two pupils are never the same size and also noticed that he's slurring a bit; wonder if that's the meds or if he's been drinking.
 
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DerKryptid said:
"So I was walking around the hood today"

Gangbanger wern is something I'd love to see
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This bitch hoards the very few books and games aimed at tweens at the ghetto offsite library aimed at improving literacy.
Procedes to gay it up, and get his grubby hands on every piece and page of material.

either that, or he’s buying games no one has ever heard of, en masse….. again
 
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More of the usual screed but with the addition of Spring/Autumn for some reason which Lucas hasn’t explained. edit: I like how he bolded all the science words
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
More of the usual screed but with the addition of Spring/Autumn for some reason which Lucas hasn’t explained. edit: I like how he bolded all the science words
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"The Case For This Love" aka "The Psycho Case For Creeping on Teenagers". Spring is youth (the girls he wants), Autumn is aged (Lucas). Just another way of saying "age gap" relationship.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Can you use JDownloader?
That works for me.
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I'll have to try that one for his streams. Normally 4kDownloader does fine but it has trouble with downloading streams after they're finished for some reason. Usually I just fire it up on my second computer to record it so I'm not a captive audience to it.
 
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