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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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Part of me is surprised he didn't try to scoop one of the fish out of the water and take a bite out of it. I really wouldn't be surprised to see him do that after seeing what he did with the vegetables and clam chowder. Who knows what he might have done if nobody was around
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Explore these haunted spots around downtown Spokane! - KXLY
To celebrate the spookiest time of the year, the Spokane Public Library has assembled a list of haunted places around downtown Spokane that are ripe for exploring!
www.kxly.com
Funny how it lists several of lucas's haunts or wannbe haunts....the steam plant, davenport hotel and...... the fucking post street bridge of all places. Isn't that one of the bridges lucas lurks under?
The author of that article doesn't know just how right they are about that one. Haunted indeed - by the creep of spokane
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Did they take the tards on a field trip?
gasman
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Holy shit, sorry for the huge power level but i'm in the general area and have seen this dude at a few local shops. He is uh, quite the interesting man.
Gaear Grimsrud
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Did you ever see him doing anything notable, or just walking around and/or eating?
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We need to speak of the voices on the wind.
I had always thought that Lucas's auditory hallucinations were an occasional insult, a few words, something moderate. I've started to wonder if part of the reason why Lucas projects all of his internal ideas to the population at large is because he's constantly hearing people having conversations that they aren't having.
He's not just hearing his internal voices on the wind, he's hearing the other people around him talking. When they're not talking.
Think about it: if you catalog for yourself all the instances you've heard of Lucas saying that other people are saying things that they absolutely couldn't have, you'll realize the list is endless.
Recently, he heard women asking for apples because someone across the street is asking for apples. Clearly no one was talking about apples.
Who can forget the famous "We want babies!!" chant? At the time we had thought this was a rare and frightening occurrence, an example of Lucas's psychosis reaching peak levels. In fact I think it was just a Tuesday.
Recently, he's heard and seen men saying they "want the pussy" and then having women follow them.
Recently he's heard pastors blaming all the world's problems on atheists. Clearly did not happen.
In the past he always mentioned that he was hearing young men complaining about agephobia. No one but Lucas even uses that word.
He's mentioned that young women say they're a "generous generation". Absolutely untrue. I don't believe it.
Lucas has mentioned that young women describe themselves as attracted to older men. I don't believe it. I don't think he's ever heard anyone say this. (You might hear this and think, well, surely some of this is Lucas reading studies online, and just transposing it into language that suggests that he's heard the things from friends. He used to do the same thing with his friends on facebook, acting like texting back and forth had literally happened with a face-to-face convo in front of him. But that doesn't explain all of this. Certainly not the things that he voices in terms of a conversation, and he says he's actually heard people say)
And it goes on and on.
It's strange to me how Lucas will casually talk about the voices on the wind when he's making videos, but when Goldie asked him directly, he started screaming about how it was a joke. So he has some small idea that this is inappropriate for him to discuss, and my guess would be that he doesn't discuss it when he's locked down in a psych ward.
So it's quite possible that a lot of the people who are tasked with trying to help lucas, and deal with his mental problems, don't even know that he has auditory hallucinations, and if they are aware, they're unaware of the scope.
I had always thought that Lucas's auditory hallucinations were an occasional insult, a few words, something moderate. I've started to wonder if part of the reason why Lucas projects all of his internal ideas to the population at large is because he's constantly hearing people having conversations that they aren't having.
He's not just hearing his internal voices on the wind, he's hearing the other people around him talking. When they're not talking.
Think about it: if you catalog for yourself all the instances you've heard of Lucas saying that other people are saying things that they absolutely couldn't have, you'll realize the list is endless.
Recently, he heard women asking for apples because someone across the street is asking for apples. Clearly no one was talking about apples.
Who can forget the famous "We want babies!!" chant? At the time we had thought this was a rare and frightening occurrence, an example of Lucas's psychosis reaching peak levels. In fact I think it was just a Tuesday.
Recently, he's heard and seen men saying they "want the pussy" and then having women follow them.
Recently he's heard pastors blaming all the world's problems on atheists. Clearly did not happen.
In the past he always mentioned that he was hearing young men complaining about agephobia. No one but Lucas even uses that word.
He's mentioned that young women say they're a "generous generation". Absolutely untrue. I don't believe it.
Lucas has mentioned that young women describe themselves as attracted to older men. I don't believe it. I don't think he's ever heard anyone say this. (You might hear this and think, well, surely some of this is Lucas reading studies online, and just transposing it into language that suggests that he's heard the things from friends. He used to do the same thing with his friends on facebook, acting like texting back and forth had literally happened with a face-to-face convo in front of him. But that doesn't explain all of this. Certainly not the things that he voices in terms of a conversation, and he says he's actually heard people say)
And it goes on and on.
It's strange to me how Lucas will casually talk about the voices on the wind when he's making videos, but when Goldie asked him directly, he started screaming about how it was a joke. So he has some small idea that this is inappropriate for him to discuss, and my guess would be that he doesn't discuss it when he's locked down in a psych ward.
So it's quite possible that a lot of the people who are tasked with trying to help lucas, and deal with his mental problems, don't even know that he has auditory hallucinations, and if they are aware, they're unaware of the scope.
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gasman
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A few years back when Walmart still had the regular checkouts he was trying to impress some short chick by saying a bunch of big words he didn't know the meaning of. He looked weird and smelt bad.
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You simply must go into detail. These "in the wild" sightings of Lucas are absolutely the things we live for, and this one sounds delicious, because it confirms everything I've suspected about Lucas's incorrect usage of Big technical language.
What did he smell like? What was he buying, if you remember? How close were you, that you could hear the conversation?
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I am deeply saddened by the fact we were not able to see this happen. Lucas is cringey enough when he wants to be seen, I can only imagine the lulz we miss out on between videos.
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Please. More.
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But, Lucas doesn't watch my videos or read any comments or anything.
Evidence that he's a tubby, scruffy liar (I mean we already knew that, but, as Lucas says, "Evidence or fuck off!"): The title of this compilation.
I'm about 100% sure he'll mention this in a future video as well.
Evidence that he's a tubby, scruffy liar (I mean we already knew that, but, as Lucas says, "Evidence or fuck off!"): The title of this compilation.
I'm about 100% sure he'll mention this in a future video as well.
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I bet you the down syndrome flatbill delusion stems from him seeing another resident of Masson with a younger, female minder. A downs guy in a hat going to an appointment or just for a walk but to Lucas it's an affront.
WonderWino
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Hmm.......
Klickitat posting that stuff about his interest in men really pissed him off
Klickitat posting that stuff about his interest in men really pissed him off
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He can't even pass freshman year of a community college, how the hell is he going to become any sort of thing that requires an actual doctorate?
Anyway, newest compilation is uploading and will be here once Youtube is done with it.
It was a PhD in age gap breeding now a research pediatrician. The Spokane Public library must gaining ground in higher education. The "daddy-daughter love"- he deserves to die alone and thankfully he will. He wore a pride shirt for a whole month and "gave it away". Hell, the only place for it was a dumpster and that's where it went.
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Imagine the sad son of a bitch wearing Lucas's hand-me-down t-shirts.
I think I'm looking at this the wrong way: perhaps the shirt was soaked in so much excess telomerase, that as soon as the guy put it on, he transformed, like Steven Urkel into Stefan, and headed straight to Bistango, where he is still to this very day plowing through a line of teenies.
Yes, that's what I'm going to think happened to his pride t-shirt.
Edit: if the Adult Day Care DID take Lucas & the tards on a little field trip to the koi pond, I desperately hope they were in a short bus. And if they got Lucas a helmet, I wouldn't even ask for anything for Christmas OR my birthday, promise.
I would be complete.
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A rational thinking person would just admit they misspoke but Lucas can’t resist the urge to self-own
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I might even become a research pediatrician. And a sentence later talks about daddy-daughter love. Good Lord, what a creep.
HaloHero65
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Man I just had an absolute nightmare of a theory cross my mind.
Lucas the pukeass wouldn't have the best zoomer bae because it would most likely be the result of a couple which wasn't properly age gaped, so to create his perfect wife he'd have to use his electric zap cum to breed repeatedly so as his perfect wife would be created from possibly his grandchildren/wife
This is a horrible horrible idea that I cannot remove from my head and makes me physically sick thinking that Lucas would probably start believing this the moment his first zoomer showed any friction and not total servitude. Thanks brain you are a cunt
Lucas the pukeass wouldn't have the best zoomer bae because it would most likely be the result of a couple which wasn't properly age gaped, so to create his perfect wife he'd have to use his electric zap cum to breed repeatedly so as his perfect wife would be created from possibly his grandchildren/wife
This is a horrible horrible idea that I cannot remove from my head and makes me physically sick thinking that Lucas would probably start believing this the moment his first zoomer showed any friction and not total servitude. Thanks brain you are a cunt
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B-but, but, he wore a STRAIGHT ALLY PRIDE SHIRT AND EVEN GAVE ONE AWAY!
Everyone knows it's illegal to wear those if you're not straight!