Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Particle Bored said:
Looking for a few Wern vids if anyone can help.

1: where he talks about "you think youre my dad and I want your cock in my ass" or something like that

2: nipple lick asking if zoomer baes want buttermilk (I did find "do the ladies like milkshakes" while pointing at his nipple, but I swear there was a "buttermilk" vid)

3: chopstick pencils

Looking for original links, not compilations, because reasons.

Also if anyone wants to throw out some of their favorite gross or unhinged vids that come in around 30sec or 1min that would be cool.
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I see you already have #1.

#2: I do not recall this vid. Lucas playing with his tit, making a cartoonish face, and offering Gen Z a milkshake? I recall that.

#3. I fear the original is lost. The legendary noodle incident occurred on or about October, 2020. I believe the video was posted to Lucas's old lucaswerner79 Instagram account, which has since been replaced by extendo2000. Thankfully, the great @klickitat has preserved this vital piece of Wern lore. https://youtu.be/tvdlvinuHBw . He/she/it may be able to provide more insight on the ultimate fate of the video.
Da Dude123 said:
As to the stalking thing. The closest thing that I got to that was the whole Lacey Saga. Now, this was not Russell Greer level stalking, but sort of stalking nonetheless. When he was contacting Lacey's friends and associates and demanding that they get Lacey to sleep with him. That was truly something. He is lucky he did not get into any real trouble with that.

Now, the girl at Starbucks that he gave the love note to apparently did file a restraining order against Lucas after he was banned from there. But that was as far as we know, a one off thing. Although, Lucas is banned from a variety of businesses and public spaces.
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Lacey is the best example of stalking behavior. Relatively short-lived, but intense while it lasted. That he hasn't visibly repeated this pattern baffles me. It seems that after being rebuffed, he moves on to his next target. The great thing about courting an entire generation is he doesn't fixate one particular girl for long, one she tells him: begone fat faggot.
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Oh man thanks for posting this! It’s amazing how ass backwards he gets everything. Like, first you’re supposed to build an independent life for yourself with a job, friends, and hobbies. A foundation of self-sufficiency and a basic level of happiness. Then from there you meet a romantic partner, get to know them, develop and deepen your relationship until you think you have someone you want to be with long term. And then, if you both want it and if you’re financially and emotionally stable enough, you have kids.
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I think you said it perfectly this is common sense advice for anybody really. I find it funny also that Lucas brings politics into the mix as if that changes the basic principles of making yourself into someone that another person would want to be with. Even under the most ideal Star Trek utopian circumstances this same rule applies, simply put no one wants to get with someone who can’t carry their own weight or at the very least make some effort to do so. But if Lucas had even the slightest realization that effort is required to get anything in life he would collapse like a deck of cards knowing how fucked he is with every life choice he has ever made, he needs that magical thinking of the “impossible dream”. He called it that himself in one of his videos which he’s right it is impossible so why dream it? It’s a little like Sisyphus rolling a boulder up a hill so it can crash back down on him day in and day out.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
Let me tell you a story about age-gap love.

Back around 2006-2007, my uncle got with a younger woman, a stripper.

She wound up OD'ing one night while they were in bed together at the hotel they were staying at.

It wasn't this perfect magical relationship that Lucas thinks these things are.
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That's 99% of age gap relationships that Lucas dreams of. The other 1% are Cluster B-type young women that will mentally destroy you... ree.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
As to the stalking thing. The closest thing that I got to that was the whole Lacey Saga. Now, this was not Russell Greer level stalking, but sort of stalking nonetheless. When he was contacting Lacey's friends and associates and demanding that they get Lacey to sleep with him. That was truly something. He is lucky he did not get into any real trouble with that.

Now, the girl at Starbucks that he gave the love note to apparently did file a restraining order against Lucas after he was banned from there. But that was as far as we know, a one off thing. Although, Lucas is banned from a variety of businesses and public spaces.
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Well, she did pozload my neghole and the poo stuck to her.
 
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Particle Bored said:
Looking for a few Wern vids if anyone can help.

1: where he talks about "you think youre my dad and I want your cock in my ass" or something like that
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I can help with that one, at least. This dumbass shit where he's trying some kind of accent.

Edit: Oh, actually beaten on that one. Holy shit, Lucas has really been losing it the past few days. He's even been leaving comments on his Right Now and other classic videos. Probably spending some time on it.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
More background noise which is fascist apparently
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I have said this directly to Lucas so many times but he never seems to comprehend it... women aren't listening to the "chatter around them". They just legitimately do not like or want him. He is delusional thinking any woman would want a poor bumcel with unchecked diabetes and poor life management skills. He cannot take care of himself. Him taking care of himself resulted in him being homeless and needing someone else to manage his money for him. He is a child in a very unhealthy grown man's body. Women are fully capable of seeing this for themselves and making an informed decision about not wanting his tiny dick anywhere near them. The fact that he wants women as young as he does (which let's be real, he would go younger if it was legal... he has said as much) tells me more about him than I would have wanted to know. It isn't about the telomerase like he says, I don't think. It is more that he, like most incels, prefer to have young, inexperienced women so that they can be more easily manipulated and controlled. Lucas literally fails at everything he tries to do, from going to college to trying to convince zoomer baes to touch his dick. The only thing he is good at is being completely fucking repulsive and a never ending source of mooing.
 
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PrincessKidana said:
I have said this directly to Lucas so many times but he never seems to comprehend it... women aren't listening to the "chatter around them". They just legitimately do not like or want him. He is delusional thinking any woman would want a poor bumcel with unchecked diabetes and poor life management skills. He cannot take care of himself. Him taking care of himself resulted in him being homeless and needing someone else to manage his money for him. He is a child in a very unhealthy grown man's body. Women are fully capable of seeing this for themselves and making an informed decision about not wanting his tiny dick anywhere near them. The fact that he wants women as young as he does (which let's be real, he would go younger if it was legal... he has said as much) tells me more about him than I would have wanted to know. It isn't about the telomerase like he says, I don't think. It is more that he, like most incels, prefer to have young, inexperienced women so that they can be more easily manipulated and controlled. Lucas literally fails at everything he tries to do, from going to college to trying to convince zoomer baes to touch his dick. The only thing he is good at is being completely fucking repulsive and a never ending source of mooing.
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His biggest issue, is either he chooses not to, or cannot, look forward in time, all that he cares about or sees, is right now, instant gratification. He is incapable of looking forward. His entire world view is the same as Homer in that clip.

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This problem for future Homer

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