Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

"Wouldn't want to overload my discriminating palatte" - guy who drinks ranch dressing and peanut sauce out of the bottle.

 

[AnOminous]

As much as I appreciate anyone talking shit about Lucas, this Baron person is absolutely impossible to watch. I don’t see the appeal.

He's a complete lolcow who flips his shit about the Farms.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/baron-tremayne-caple-rainbow-man.23242/

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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"Wouldn't want to overload my discriminating palatte" - guy who drinks ranch dressing and peanut sauce out of the bottle.

Those are cartoon cakes, Lucas. You couldn’t eat any of them because they aren’t real. This man is salivating over colorful triangles.

 

[Wernology]

Those are cartoon cakes, Lucas. You couldn’t eat any of them because they aren’t real. This man is salivating over colorful triangles.

You know he'd eat paper cakes if someone told him it was a Gen z trend that the ladies loved.

Also, goddamn, I've never had anyone throw such a fit over not getting to have direct interaction with Lucas before.



Chill bro, just make a burner email and pretend you're a chick, he'll bite every time. Interact with the cow directly all you want, literally nobody is stopping you.

 

[WonderWino]

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"Wouldn't want to overload my discriminating palatte" - guy who drinks ranch dressing and peanut sauce out of the bottle.

Don't forget the pepper on bargain bin expired caviar. He would eat catfood if it was fried and smothered in ranch dressing

 

[Wernology]

Don't forget the pepper on bargain bin expired caviar. He would eat catfood if it was fried and smothered in ranch dressing

You wouldn't even need to go that far, just tell him it's paté. He wouldn't know the difference.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Lucas using the word Kek in his poetry interesting, wonder where he got that one

Spoiler: Lucas Poem

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Hahaha what the fuck, it’s imposed on an anatomical diagram of a vagina. There’s even a copyright thing at the bottom saying the image is reserved “for medical education and research”. Maybe the part that says “and bumcel poetry” got cut off.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The sheer lack of self awareness never ceases to amaze. Lucas looks so greasy and cracked out in this picture and then the text overtop, no moms? Can be in Spokane on their pennyweight. Pennyweight sounds like a term from the turn of the century. Suddenly I have a hot Gen Z girlfriend. Sure you will Lukey who could resist the offer of travel with an unhinged ex-homeless 41 year old now living in a nursing home incel.

Edit: I guess by no moms he means he doesn’t want to be a daddy to some flatbill’s progeny

Edit: And another infographic from the Wern.
I don’t think I’ve heard of primates other than humans developing the concept of ideology, he thinks gorillas are building communism. Lucas really is a bizarre humanimal and if he were plopped down into so called primate communism the apes would think he is gross and useless too.

Spoiler: Infographic Communism

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I can't think of a less appealing, more dangerous scenario than up and going to Mexico with Lucas Werner.

 

[mothman96]

The sheer lack of self awareness never ceases to amaze. Lucas looks so greasy and cracked out in this picture and then the text overtop, no moms? Can be in Spokane on their pennyweight. Pennyweight sounds like a term from the turn of the century. Suddenly I have a hot Gen Z girlfriend. Sure you will Lukey who could resist the offer of travel with an unhinged ex-homeless 41 year old now living in a nursing home incel.

Edit: I guess by no moms he means he doesn’t want to be a daddy to some flatbill’s progeny
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He went from my parents are millionaires to "somewhat wealthy". He's also making it sound like the same parents own the 12 acre ranch, the condo in Arizona and going to live in Mexico for 3 mo. Now which ones are "supposedly" going to live in Mexico for 3 mo. Mexico is not immune to covid. Myrna and his stepdad Larry? King Roy and Becky? Did the Freak make it up.

 

[Wernology]

It's kind of tempting to do a live knowing he won't be able to comment or chat, but I don't think I could manage to talk about him for more than 20 minutes.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas needs some pussy, but instead, he ate a whole pizza himself.

 

[Twrx]

Lucas needs some pussy, but instead, he ate a whole pizza himself.

Did his parents use food as a comfort for him? like if he was throwing a temper tantrum (which I'm sure was an hourly thing), would they give him a cookie to shut him the fuck up. I have never seen anyone so hyper focused on sex.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas needs some pussy, but instead, he ate a whole pizza himself.

I don't understand, is this supposed to make Gen Z women feel...like they missed out?

He essentially just said, "Hey, I know that I'm a sex pest, but you can make me go away with food."

 

[mothman96]

I don't understand, is this supposed to make Gen Z women feel...like they missed out?

He essentially just said, "Hey, I know that I'm a sex pest, but you can make me go away with food."

That is exactly what I understood. The Gen Z 's missed out eating pizza because they don't want to fuck him

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas needs some pussy, but instead, he ate a whole pizza himself.

Gen Z save my life from obesity. If the Wern just got puss puss he wouldn’t have to eat an entire pizza to himself. You are killing Lucas with your greed Gen Z, a slow artery clogging death hahaha.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas needs some pussy, but instead, he ate a whole pizza himself.

He makes it even more blatantly obvious he's a pedo when he puts out videos like this. After all, adult zoomers can get their own pizzas easily and aren't missing out on anything by having nothing to do with him. Only teen zoomers who are too young or otherwise unable to work cause of school and such would even apply to the logic he's using here as they're the only ones who wouldn't be able to buy their own pizza easily and would conceivably be missing out on anything here

That said, ffs the longer he spends in his nursing home the worse he looks. How the hell is this even possible? He looks worse and more crackhead hoboish now than before he went into mallon place. Really makes me wonder about what goes on there, especially after seeing those reviews

 

[Amewsed]

It's kind of tempting to do a live knowing he won't be able to comment or chat, but I don't think I could manage to talk about him for more than 20 minutes.

I had considered doing interviews with gen z ladies asking them to comment on his videos and "memes".

 

[Pump Meat]

He makes it even more blatantly obvious he's a pedo when he puts out videos like this.

Precisely this. Lucas is taking a grooming strategy more appropriate for 13 year olds and using it on legal adults with absolutely no awareness at how transparent and unsettling it is.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas needs some pussy, but instead, he ate a whole pizza himself.

Is he trying to buy pussy with pizza…?