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Jesus Christ. He's back on that bullshit again. Walter fate shares two of the memes the freak made about telomeres in this video.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Jesus Christ. He's back on that bullshit again. Walter fate shares two of the memes the freak made about telomeres in this video.
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If people are walking sperm then why does Lucas need a woman?
He manages to disregard women in the process that most requires them even though every waking moment of his life is spent fuming over being unable to find one to let him poke her with his micropeen.
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From r/niceguys but applicable to tubby.
Edit: I remembered the login to a catfish IG! The pics I sent were of some random woman I found on google images and I've since removed them from the DMs. He DMmed this account first after it liked one of his Summer 2000 saga "I'm gonna go to college!" posts and he saw the account was (allegedly) someone in Spokane.
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So, growing up my grandparents had a small herd of cattle (20-30 head) that they kept for the agricultural exemption and to make a little money on the side, so I know a little something about this.
It’s hilarious that he thinks it takes $150,000 worth of land to raise a single head of cattle, especially back when my (and presumably his) grandparents were doing this (I guaranty you my they didn’t have $4.5million worth of land back in the 90’s and if they did, we got royally screwed when we sold it).
For starters, if it did, beef would be outlandishly expensive (to the point that it’d be a delicacy and not something you eat almost daily).
The reality is that you need somewhere between a half to a full acre of land per cow (depending on where you are) and acreage in rural Texas where my Grandparents lived is today about $14000 per acre. In the 80’s and 90’s when our Grandparents were still alive and raising cattle, it was probably like $2k. I assume the costs are the similar in rural Washington.
Cattle, unless you have a massive herd and the land to go with it, isn’t going to transform you into a millionaire and 50 head is not a massive herd. When I grew up, it was something working people who had a bit of land did to knock down their property taxes, make some money on the side and keep meat in the freezer.
Here’s the thing though, for Lucas the money it would take to raise a cow might as well be $150k, or hell $150Million. Either way, it’s more than he’ll ever have and thus is more than he can comprehend. You could hand him a functioning ranch right now and he wouldn’t know what to do with it and wouldn’t care enough to learn. He’d still be sitting on his phone bitching about his lack of a zoomer bae while the cows over feed from a pasture and destroy the soil.
Running a ranch would take work and while his Grandparents sound like they were moderately successful working people, Lucas is so far separated from their mentality that their values might as well be alien to him. This is a guy who can’t handle a job at a fast food restaurant much less real physical work.
When you’re a 40 year old man and your sole goal in life is to impregnate a barely legal teenager, move back in with your folks and live off the dole; real work and the real success that comes with it will remain forever outside your grasp.
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Damn, that is creepy controlling shit. Reminds me of the audio of Pukas talking to a britbong catfish - he asked her to cut herself or some shit like that on video? I think it was covered in a video by Walter at the time.From r/niceguys but applicable to tubby.
Edit: I remembered the login to a catfish IG! The pics I sent were of some random woman I found on google images and I've since removed them from the DMs. He DMmed this account first after it liked one of his Summer 2000 saga "I'm gonna go to college!" posts and he saw the account was (allegedly) someone in Spokane.
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Just a reminder that there is a very dark side to this fat clown - he could turn nasty and violent if he met a vulnerable and naive girl.
A few years ago near my hometown a naive kid ran away from home to the nearest big city and met a dodgy hobo type. They were found raped and strangled and the killer was a diagnosed psycho who had done time for "manslaughter".
So these things can absolutely happen, creeps will seek out vulnerable or naive victims to vent their seething frustrations.
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It would take a very specific set of circumstances but I legit believe Lucas would rape a girl if given the chance.
Remember a few years ago, he was sitting by an unconscious drunk girl saying what a good guy he was because he hadn’t raped her? That’s not something that goes through the average persons mind and him saying it means that he had at least considered it (there were other people there which is likely why he decided not to).
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Should Lucas warrant an epitaph, it should be this quote:
Maxxicus Callahan
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Drink an expensive bottle of brandy buy some caviar and praise my name. Chop off your finger, name a star after me swim the English Channel, jump out of a plane, tattoo my name on your arm and say my name to a celebrity to prove your love. Free some animals and release some doves into the air lol.
With all these ridiculous demands he will never lower his own standards, you’d think somebody this sex obsessed and desperate would eventually lower their sights to have a chance at getting laid but nah Lucas is plenty good with his long telomeres and deserves a totally loyal and committed underage fuck mommy for his healthy baby DNA.
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WonderWino
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That or:
Here lies lucas colby werner,
Bumcel to the end,
Forever alone in the grave,
It was never in the cards
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Lucas Colby Werner
1979-2023
It wasn’t in the cards
1979-2023
It wasn’t in the cards
cigarettesalsa
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Lucas Colby Werner
He never scored
He never scored
WhiskerBiscuit
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From r/niceguys but applicable to tubby.
Edit: I remembered the login to a catfish IG! The pics I sent were of some random woman I found on google images and I've since removed them from the DMs. He DMmed this account first after it liked one of his Summer 2000 saga "I'm gonna go to college!" posts and he saw the account was (allegedly) someone in Spokane.
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Jfc.
So from my days riding the cock carousel (getting dickpics on tinder), I learned that guys who talked like that, were universally equipped like a hamster with the rare exception of the dudes who legit had monster cocks but that was like 1%. Most of the best packages on men are from dudes who have decent sizes but aren’t porn stars. My theory is that women don’t really complement guys with good sizes near as much as we reassure small guys. So the underwhelming dudes get way more validation than they should.
This exchange reminds me of the interaction he had with Treana last year. IIRC, he flipped out on her bc she didn’t tell him he was funny and that he needed meds or to quit pot.
Unrelated, I googled signs of telomere shortening, and although Lucas will never accept it, in studies on telomere length, guess what shorter telomeres were associated with? Diabetes, obesity, gray hair before 35, males, and mental illness. Guess what factor did not *mitigate* these findings? Being a dude 35-55.
Gaear Grimsrud
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It's absolutely wild how he considers himself a pick up/relationship guru, even though he's had no success at all.
The mind can play amazing tricks on us.
The mind can play amazing tricks on us.
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PUA Lucas is one of my favourites simply because he ignores the fact that he hasn't had success in a decade.
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Lucas Colby Werner
The world is a slightly better place now that he’s not in it.
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He is untroubled by his lack of experience, or credentials, and completely comfortable with his authority as a relationship guru. But if you want to take courtship advice from a deranged pedo, you can do better than Lucas. Dan Cilley, for example.
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Smells better dead than he ever did alive.
Pump Meat
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For all the time Lucas spends researching sperm and blowing grant money at community colleges taking entry level biology courses, he really doesn’t understand the human body whatsoever. He has absorbed almost nothing that could be meaningfully called “knowledge” and operates on a level of understanding that I would honestly expect from a homeschooled teenager.
I always eat up his advice on women that he dispenses to absolutely nobody, because who in their right fucking mind would look at this fellow and think, “This ol’boy knows his way around vagina”. If you are approaching 40 and you think “lines” and “openers” are needed to speak to women, something has gone wrong in your adult life.
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Lucas knows. As we saw in one of his many pages of written babble, he's trying to learn how to talk to women.
Lucas just has to play big boy online and never admit he's wrong or weak in any way.
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If he knows so much and this advice is plenty good, then why doesn't he just go into the Voelstead Act or Bistango and say this stuff to one of the hot Gen Z baes in there? Oh, right, he is still working on that very hard issue of getting an ID. Because he may not be 21 yet, right? And the doorman at Bistango would turn him right around. Is that it? Or is it COVID?