Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

1st stream today:

He thinks isik showed up in the chat, is still claiming its a boarding house and looks and acts like he's doped to the gills

Gee I wonder why

 

[Weiner Bong]

He thinks isik showed up in the chat, is still claiming its a boarding house and looks and acts like he's doped to the gills

Gee I wonder why

And who in the hell mods for Lucas???

 

[AnOminous]

Now that we’re all basically in agreement it’s only a matter of time before he fucks up his living situation and gets tossed out, maybe we should have a poll guessing the time frame? Days, weeks, months etc?

I don’t know who would make a poll or how it’s done but might be something fun. I don’t remember if this thread has ever had a poll.

I'm thinking it's in the weeks to months range. He seems to be momentarily zombified enough on drugs to calm down a bit but eventually that will wear off, or he'll just willfully stop taking them.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Y’all. I’m fucking dying.

He made a LinkedIn as a Vlogger.

I can’t wait to see his Indeed and Craigslist resumes.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lucas-werner-4680a382

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I'm thinking it's in the weeks to months range. He seems to be momentarily zombified enough on drugs to calm down a bit but eventually that will wear off, or he'll just willfully stop taking them.

I see it coming around the spring time. He doesn’t want to be living hard in Spokane winter. But once spring rolls around he will start getting restless and eventually act out.

The big variables are a) do they keep him drugged up, b) does he get a roommate.

 

[WonderWino]

Y’all. I’m fucking dying.

He made a LinkedIn as a Vlogger.

I can’t wait to see his Indeed and Craigslist resumes.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lucas-werner-4680a382

Volunteer experience
secret sabta
jan 2012 - present
poverty alleviation
'I tend to go out every once in awhile with good fast food and snacks and hand deliver them to the homeless. I took 2 years off to work on me. I go it alone. I started again this september of 2019'

Spokane community college
2018 - 2023 (lolwut? he failed out after 1 semester)
'Just seeing where I fit in life. Was on the honor roll. Taking the year off until september 2020 to concentrate on vlogging

ffs he says he's in olympia on his profile. and 'tomorrow I turn 40' is listed as his only activity on the page. Doesn't even cross his mind thats neither an appropriate thing to post on a linkedin profile nor is it something you should point out to any employer

'Vlogger on YouTube. I talk about various stuff. Why yes, I do have a Patreon!
YouTube channel is called The Wern.'

Imagine being stupid enough to ebeg for patreon money on your linkedin profile, let alone being stupid enough to direct potential employers to your insane incel ranting on youtube

 

[Wernology]

This doesn't include the stream he did earlier today because what this is is already over 2 hours.

Still uploading but chat is on and we all know that fat fuck watches.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

And who in the hell mods for Lucas???

there's always a stupider fish, I guess.

I don't understand how or why anyone watches these. If you're watching anything more than like 10 minutes of wern a day, you are rotting your mind.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ok, there are repeated noises in these vids that sound like hes ripping ass. Right at 2:46 in "Most Gen Z are Leftist", and throughout both the cookie dough and peanut butter vids.

What does everybody think? He's just doing as we've been told he does and brazenly farting, yes? Its not something else making that noise?

Most Gen Z Are Leftists

youtu.be

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Ok, there are repeated noises in these vids that sound like hes ripping ass. Right at 2:46 in "Most Gen Z are Leftist", and throughout both the cookie dough and peanut butter vids.

What does everybody think? He's just doing as we've been told he does and brazenly farting, yes? Its not something else making that noise?

Most Gen Z Are Leftists

youtu.be

He mastered the side fart

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

This doesn't include the stream he did earlier today because what this is is already over 2 hours.

Still uploading but chat is on and we all know that fat fuck watches.

Question, Is there a way to save the live chats from the streams and attach to the videos when you re-upload? I have txt files of all the livechat comments bc I’m guessing he may get pissy and delete the best ones.

 

[Wernology]

Question, Is there a way to save the live chats from the streams and attach to the videos when you re-upload? I have txt files of all the livechat comments bc I’m guessing he may get pissy and delete the best ones.

I could bandicam the screen, but that means I'd have to watch the whole fucking thing.

The program I use to download the videos directly doesn't grab the chat.

Otherwise, saving it as text is the only way.

Both options are too much extra work for me to care enough to bother.

Edit: This is basically what his chats look like with mods anyway. They delete pretty instantly.

Oh but hey, since the whole two+ hours finally uploaded and processed, feel free to chat on his previous few livestreams where he can't edit or delete shit.

These are more fun to do as instant premieres because of the live chat.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Volunteer experience
secret sabta
jan 2012 - present
poverty alleviation
'I tend to go out every once in awhile with good fast food and snacks and hand deliver them to the homeless. I took 2 years off to work on me. I go it alone. I started again this september of 2019'

Spokane community college
2018 - 2023 (lolwut? he failed out after 1 semester)
'Just seeing where I fit in life. Was on the honor roll. Taking the year off until september 2020 to concentrate on vlogging

ffs he says he's in olympia on his profile. and 'tomorrow I turn 40' is listed as his only activity on the page. Doesn't even cross his mind thats neither an appropriate thing to post on a linkedin profile nor is it something you should point out to any employer

'Vlogger on YouTube. I talk about various stuff. Why yes, I do have a Patreon!
YouTube channel is called The Wern.'

Imagine being stupid enough to ebeg for patreon money on your linkedin profile, let alone being stupid enough to direct potential employers to your insane incel ranting on youtube

“Secret santa“ lol. I’m shocked that fat fuck hasn’t tried to get a job as a mall Santa to get children to sit on his lap.

 

[WonderWino]

“Secret santa“ lol. I’m shocked that fat fuck hasn’t tried to get a job as a mall Santa to get children to sit on his lap.

'Ho ho ho have you been a good girl this year? What would you like for christmas? Have you heard about this thing called telomerase? It will give your baby stronger DNA'

I'm sure mall santa lucas would totally end well

 

[Wernology]

Enjoy.

 

[WonderWino]

Enjoy.

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If sneed was physical expression that would be it

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I could bandicam the screen, but that means I'd have to watch the whole fucking thing.

The program I use to download the videos directly doesn't grab the chat.

Otherwise, saving it as text is the only way.

Both options are too much extra work for me to care enough to bother.

Edit: This is basically what his chats look like with mods anyway. They delete pretty instantly.

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Oh but hey, since the whole two+ hours finally uploaded and processed, feel free to chat on his previous few livestreams where he can't edit or delete shit.

These are more fun to do as instant premieres because of the live chat.

Very understandable. If he happens to try to delete the old videos with live chats, I’ll figure out how to upload the txt files.


I really wanted to see what men his height and age look like for body type bc it astounds me that he thinks he looks 270. I found these photos from weight loss sites and tried to find similar body types besides just height and weight.

But this is 350lbs on 6ft1. This is Lucas. No way he’s 275. And no way he’s lost weight since he got into Mallon. He looks way bigger than when he was arrested and listed as 300lbs.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas has, in the past, stayed at tardhouses for years at a time. It is believed that he spent a large portion of his 20s in such arrangements, when he wasn't institutionalized and relearning potty training. It is possible that he may be at Mallon for a while.

Mallon has been good for Lucas so far. It's made him more boring. Boring is good for Lucas, because he's only interesting when he's cartoonishly suffering or impotently menacing teen girls. At Mallon, he's shielded from the elements. He's got enough food to put on some winter weight and return to his true form: deathfat faggot. His dull streams give him a chance to beg for food, and his faggot mods shield him from the worse engagement. Lucas has a comfortable little den of faggotry going for himself. It's about as good a season as Lucas can expect, and it will be interesting to see how he fucks it all up.

 

[coldcatsammich]

Ok, there are repeated noises in these vids that sound like hes ripping ass. Right at 2:46 in "Most Gen Z are Leftist", and throughout both the cookie dough and peanut butter vids.

What does everybody think? He's just doing as we've been told he does and brazenly farting, yes? Its not something else making that noise?

Most Gen Z Are Leftists

youtu.be

It sounds like a plastic cover on the mattress

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

His mods, from what I've seen, are all ironic trolls sucking up to him for lolz and to get Lucas to trust them for more lolz. Also, probably some anti-KF, anti-Reddit, anti-SOFALAW faggotry mixed in there.