Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

He posted the tripa tacos and quesadilla video on youtube:

What an absolute pig. As was pointed out already, he eats 3 times a day plus gets snacks and still gorges himself on disgusting amounts of high fat, shit quality food, all while thinking he is showing off like its a good thing and wasting what little money he does have to do it. He's a literal compulsive eater with a legit food addiction

and fried tripe? I haven't ever seen someone under 70 eat tripe, let alone fried. and he thinks it tastes like bacon? ffs its beef. Either he is showing that his taste buds are all fucked up again, or he's too stupid to figure out that the only way it should actually taste like that is if they have been cooking pork products in the same deep fryer and haven't replaced the oil in a long time. So, food safety issue there

That said, oh yeah, this is totally a sane face to make while you're showing off your literal pig tier gorging:

Fucking psycho eyes

and that stuff about not wanting anymore food and not being able to eat it is clearly performative for the camera. He has clearly been reading what we've been saying about eating like a pig and gorging himself and made a point to try to make it look like he isn't going to eat a bunch of it. More manipulative behavior and damage control. He shut the camera off and likely kept right on eating

 

[DeletedSoul]

The only job lucas is qualified for is human test subject for experimental medical treatments

That said, speaking as someone who has a security license and does security work of that type, the scary part is those aren't as likely to disqualify him as you might think. They should be, but in practice they don't always do what they are supposed to do. For example i've been doing security work for nearly a year now and they have still not bothered to do my background check (and even sent me paperwork multiple times that was pre filled out and just needed my signature, all of which was filled out entirely incorrectly and in some cases nonsensically. Great example being how it listed my current address as being 'vancouver, newfoundland' despite the fact I haven't lived in vancouver in over 20 years and have never even set foot in newfoundland, there also is no vancouver in newfoundland) Keep in mind this is a company that not only provides security but also advertises doing background checks for other companies. I pointed this stuff out and have not heard a word about it since. There is also the fact that 'training' consisted of a week of pointless online courses and several days of a google hangouts course that just reiterated what the other course stuff said, and that had a final exam that the instructor literally gave out several of the answers to prior to the test. I've also heard from other guards that they have literally taken people aside who have failed said courses and given them the answers, to have them retake it and pass

So in short, there is no guarantee they would even do the background check on lucas and might even push him through training for the license course. The only thing that would likely hold him back would be the in person interview. He alternates between too timid and way too confrontational and spastic. He'd be recognized as someone who is a bad incident waiting to happen. I mean can you imagine how lucas would behave if somebody put him in a uniform and gave him authority over a place like a bus station? He'd be a walking stereotype of a mall cop wannabe cop and likely try to use that authority to creep on little girls. Hell just imagining what he'd be like in a place like that freaks me out

At the risk of powerleveling here, I've also been a security officer in a couple of different settings. IDK how they do it in Canada, but in the US, at least in my jurisdiction, security officers have to be licensed by the county in which they operate. A private company may play fast and loose with background checks, but government authorities are far less likely to do so.

In Washington State, for instance, a security license must be obtained for him to work for a security company, and the state does do a background check.

I do agree that if he was posted at a place where he's interacting with people he'd be a disaster waiting to happen. I was imagining a cake post like overnight desk at a building which is closed at night, or a warehouse, or a guard shack somewhere. I've known security officers who could be as shiftless as Lucas at certain posts who managed to remain employed. However, there's no way he'd ever get hired.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What an absolute pig. As was pointed out already, he eats 3 times a day plus gets snacks and still gorges himself on disgusting amounts of high fat, shit quality food, all while thinking he is showing off like its a good thing and wasting what little money he does have to do it. He's a literal compulsive eater with a legit food addiction

and fried tripe? I haven't ever seen someone under 70 eat tripe, let alone fried. and he thinks it tastes like bacon? ffs its beef. Either he is showing that his taste buds are all fucked up again, or he's too stupid to figure out that the only way it should actually taste like that is if they have been cooking pork products in the same deep fryer and haven't replaced the oil in a long time. So, food safety issue there

That said, oh yeah, this is totally a sane face to make while you're showing off your literal pig tier gorging:

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Fucking psycho eyes

and that stuff about not wanting anymore food and not being able to eat it is clearly performative for the camera. He has clearly been reading what we've been saying about eating like a pig and gorging himself and made a point to try to make it look like he isn't going to eat a bunch of it. More manipulative behavior and damage control. He shut the camera off and likely kept right on eating

You don't know how right you are. After claiming he wasn't going to take that single bite of the quesadilla, he made another video, "one bite", where he did just that.

After insisting he was too hungry for that one bite. And the way the camera shut off, I have no doubt he ate the entire thing.

He has zero ability to control his appetites. Think about the jar of peanut butter. He physically moved the jar to behind him on the desk, and it stayed there for about a minute and a half. Then he went back to eating it. With endless justifications about it being a binge day, how he had lost weight, how much he supposedly walks, etc etc.

The interesting thing to me, like one of those obese kids with prader Willi syndrome, you never hear Lucas talk about being full, or feeling sick from eating too much. You know, the "eyes are bigger than your stomach". I have no doubt that if most humans ate an entire log of cookie dough, they would probably vomit, just from an overdose of grease and sugar. But no, Lucas pounds that thing down, burps a few times, and 30 minutes later he's probably looking forward to lunch.

Seriously, it's incredible how casual he is at eating these insane amounts of food; he ate the jar of peanut butter, sucking his fingers obscenely, like he was chewing on a piece of bubblegum. The log of cookie dough disappeared like he was eating an apple.

 

[Da Dude123]

You don't know how right you are. After claiming he wasn't going to take that single bite of the quesadilla, he made another video, "one bite", where he did just that.

After insisting he was too hungry for that one bite. And the way the camera shut off, I have no doubt he ate the entire thing.

He has zero ability to control his appetites. Think about the jar of peanut butter. He physically moved the jar to behind him on the desk, and it stayed there for about a minute and a half. Then he went back to eating it. With endless justifications about it being a binge day, how he had lost weight, how much he supposedly walks, etc etc.

The interesting thing to me, like one of those obese kids with prader Willi syndrome, you never hear Lucas talk about being full, or feeling sick from eating too much. You know, the "eyes are bigger than your stomach". I have no doubt that if most humans ate an entire log of cookie dough, they would probably vomit, just from an overdose of grease and sugar. But no, Lucas pounds that thing down, burps a few times, and 30 minutes later he's probably looking forward to lunch.

Seriously, it's incredible how casual he is at eating these insane amounts of food; he ate the jar of peanut butter, sucking his fingers obscenely, like he was chewing on a piece of bubblegum. The log of cookie dough disappeared like he was eating an apple.

Yeah, when he downed the entire pizza and then immediately headed over to the steakhouse, that was outrageous. And he was proud of that. He told some Gen Z Bae about it.
I am not sure how many buffets are in Spokane. They are more popular in the south and midwest. But I can only imagine how much he would put away at one of those. But Lucas is plenty good and the Gen Z ladies are wrong for not liking him.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Seriously, it's incredible how casual he is at eating these insane amounts of food; he ate the jar of peanut butter, sucking his fingers obscenely, like he was chewing on a piece of bubblegum. The log of cookie dough disappeared like he was eating an apple.

Being homeless may be saving Lucas, because if he had his own shelter and could buy his own food, he'd certainly be a 500+ lb slob eating himself to death.

 

[mothman96]

You don't know how right you are. After claiming he wasn't going to take that single bite of the quesadilla, he made another video, "one bite", where he did just that.

After insisting he was too hungry for that one bite. And the way the camera shut off, I have no doubt he ate the entire thing.

He has zero ability to control his appetites. Think about the jar of peanut butter. He physically moved the jar to behind him on the desk, and it stayed there for about a minute and a half. Then he went back to eating it. With endless justifications about it being a binge day, how he had lost weight, how much he supposedly walks, etc etc.

The interesting thing to me, like one of those obese kids with prader Willi syndrome, you never hear Lucas talk about being full, or feeling sick from eating too much. You know, the "eyes are bigger than your stomach". I have no doubt that if most humans ate an entire log of cookie dough, they would probably vomit, just from an overdose of grease and sugar. But no, Lucas pounds that thing down, burps a few times, and 30 minutes later he's probably looking forward to lunch.

Seriously, it's incredible how casual he is at eating these insane amounts of food; he ate the jar of peanut butter, sucking his fingers obscenely, like he was chewing on a piece of bubblegum. The log of cookie dough disappeared like he was eating an apple.

I think I heard him say it was 3 tripa tacos. No way will 3 tacos fill him up. Yup I agree, he ate the whole quesadilla.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He posted the tripa tacos and quesadilla video on youtube:

It says a lot about his obsession with food that he thinks there's any entertainment value at all to this video.

 

[mothman96]

I just saw these comments. When I went through klickitats Instagram video I missed the bit with the condom.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Being homeless may be saving Lucas, because if he had his own shelter and could buy his own food, he'd certainly be a 500+ lb slob eating himself to death.

I disagree. PL, but I volunteered at a homeless shelter for a long time. They design their “one meal a day” to be at least 1200-2000 calories of carbs, fat, and grease. I should know, I cooked all them. And when I suggested healthier, leaner, complex carbs, lower fat, it was explained to me that they weren’t sure if any of these people got to eat again, so they fed them one huge meal a day that could sustain them, and if they wanted seconds and thirds after everyone was served, they got it. There was also a local schedule of who did what service of lunch and dinner locally. And each does the same. Being homeless might actually be putting weight on him, if he’s still seeking out meals on top of eating at the mallon place.

 

[Wernology]

I'm sure there are duplicates between IG and Youtube but it's been a very long day, it's late, I'm tired, so you're welcome for the double feature of Lucas ripsnorting his way through tacos like the patchy-haired hog he is.

Chat is on, the replays stay up, and we all know Lucas stalks that shit obsessively so go, pun intended, ham.

 

[Poop Shoot]

@klickitat Your YouTube titles always crack me up

 

[VoidFace]

I just saw these comments. When I went through klickitats Instagram video I missed the bit with the condom.

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The funniest part is the fact that condom is way too big for Lucas.

That is the equivalent of an average man carrying around a magnum for no reason.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

“AS AN OLDER GUY INTERESTED IN—uh-uh—YOUNGER MALES?-LIBTARDS—“ lol what are we supposed to do with you @klickitat ??

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

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Robot hookers? Stick in a quarter on the street into a machine?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Jesus Christ, I cannot express how much I don't want to see that fat faggot naked.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

I just saw these comments. When I went through klickitats Instagram video I missed the bit with the condom.

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But isn’t his main pitch his magical semen and how it can heal his teenage bride and produce flawless offspring? Do the telomeres pass through the condom?

 

[mothman96]

But isn’t his main pitch his magical semen and how it can heal his teenage bride and produce flawless offspring? Do the telomeres pass through the condom?

The Freak is desperate to get laid even if it means he'd have to wear a condom.

 

[Da Dude123]

But isn’t his main pitch his magical semen and how it can heal his teenage bride and produce flawless offspring? Do the telomeres pass through the condom?

Lucas has said that if a Gen Z bae or baby zoom, if you will, is around him then she will have feelings of well being. Now his sperm is electric and will produce stronger baby DNA. But even with a condom Gen Z women will benefit from his stub and fist.

 

[Freudian-slip-dress]

If he keeps gorging himself like this, he’s never going to get his diabetes under control. He can kiss those feet goodbye. Something tells me that a wheelchair saga Lucas would be even more insufferable.

 

[Da Dude123]

If he keeps gorging himself like this, he’s never going to get his diabetes under control. He can kiss those feet goodbye. Something tells me that a wheelchair saga Lucas would be even more insufferable.

Even if Lucas lost his feet and was stuck in a wheel chair or hoveround, he would still claim to be plenty good and that his spern was still electric as it ever was. He would then add ableism along with agephobia to his moos. He already is technically disabled due to his exceptionalism.