Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[VoidFace]

Doesn’t ”Dr. N” know that pussy doesn’t stretch out from sex? How “tight” you are is just a natural thing, and isnt changed until later in life when your body’s elastins production is slowed down, or if you have a baby. And from what I’ve heard, your body recovers to a degree. He should know, he dated an older woman.

Why would he know? He’s not big enough to feel anything to tell the difference

 

[HullDown]

Antiquity is the other game he had in storage. Wonder what happened to all the other games.

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Powerlevelling here, but all we know of his boardgame collection is a perfect reflection of what we'd expect from Werner.

Spoiler: Boardgame sperging

To start with, Antiquity. A game made by two Dutch boardgame authors (who go by Splotter Spellen) with a fanatic following on BoardGameGeek, and who are basically unknown anywhere else, who print their own boardgames in limited numbers as a hobby and sell them to hipsters for 100+ bucks a pop, and whose low quality components are infamous throughout the internet, to the point where fans will buy the game and then replace every component in it.
Why do they have a following? Because they have some of the hardest, most oblique rulewriting in the industry, and some people have played enough boardgames that they crave the novelty of going through a rulebook and not having any idea of how the game plays. But Werner, with his room temperature IQ and not having played any boardgame aside Monopoly, getting Antiquity? That game was never played. I would be surprised if the chits were punched.

He also bought Sekigahara and Advanced Squad Leader (the first one going for 80 bucks at least, the second being anywhere from 200 to 5000 dollars depending on the modules he bought). Absolutely unrelated to his collection, being historical wargames instead of Euros, and we all know that the chances that Werner enjoys reading about the Sengoku Jidai or WWII infantry tactics are absolutely nil. Meaning that, once again, he went for the most expensive option possible while looking through BGG lists of "the most difficult games to play of all time", since he prides himself an intellectual. Hell, the rulebook of ASL is close to 300 pages, afaik. Werner can't even proofread his own attraction signs.

I'm MOTI because he actually had a shot of getting a normal hobby, one where people have a fairly high tolerance for 'tism and unpleasant body odour and where he could genuinely have spent a couple of hours a week interacting with dudes like a normal human being. He only needed to admit to himself that he was not going to start the hobby as an elite expert that can only be satisfied by games printed 100 copies at a time by an autistic couple in a Dutch village, or the kind of historical wargame played only by people who find the idea of not having specific rules for ammo scarcity for the Wehrmacht caused by a lack of tungsten starting 1943 offensive. He could have bought Ticket to Ride or Hansa Teutonica, set himself back 50 bucks at most, and enjoyed it for years. But he needed to signal that he was better than anyone else, sooner than anyone could realistically be. It's amazing how everything he does reveals what disgusting mentality he has.

 

[Bobby Worst]

Getting a place to stay sure has turned him into a boring cow lately. I guess it's always good when his crazy ass is medicated and diverting some of his attention away from his pussy quest and onto a hobby, but I kind of miss the screaming like a loon in the street videos. How long can this really last though? Sooner or later he'll act out then get thrown out, like always.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I think he’s going to start acting petulant once he gets a roommate.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Wow shouldn’t be surprised but what a piece of shit. Of course it’s just a way for him to chastise millenials.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Wow shouldn’t be surprised but what a piece of shit. Of course it’s just a way for him to chastise millenials.
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"Fuck the troops for participating in imperialism" is a pretty stock communist edgelord opinion, but it's interesting how it seems to tie back in with incel jealousy with Lucas. As usual he inexplicably mixes appeals to whole groups with oddly specific details, like that the hypothetical soldier is a millennial. I can't think of a specific example but it seems to me that he has talked about young military guys in this jealous way before. Like he thinks that being military or ex-military is attractive to Gen Z girls, and so he resorts to his usual tactic: trying to argue the women out of being attracted to these guys by moralizing about socialism and anti-imperialism.

It's fucking weird and emblematic of his whole fucked-up worldview. Some women find military guys hot, some don't care. Some women are socialist, most aren't. It's like he's too stupid to understand that people are individuals. He sees and addresses them only as groups, to which he assigns universal traits and stereotypes. Maybe because he's completely lacking in individual human relationships, he forms parasocial relationships with entire groups. As others have said, a desperate desire to be included is certainly part of it. But I think that's also just how he sees the world now, as morally charged categories: poor vs. rich, atheist vs. Christian, Democrat vs. Republican, Gen Z vs. Gen X etc.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Wow shouldn’t be surprised but what a piece of shit. Of course it’s just a way for him to chastise millenials.
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Yeah, I really want to see him mouth off to a veteran.
Lucas, my husband is an AF vet, come say the shit you're spouting to his face.
I can charge admission and get Christmas paid for, and get the best gift of all, seeing Lucas knocked the fuck out.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Sounds like someone needs a diaper change and a nap

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

100% agree. His sexual psychopathy is well beyond the garden variety schizo or incel.

The closest garden variety pathology I can think of would be that of a rapist, the way he constantly thinks about his need for sex and his entitlement to it. I know its alleged too that he had taken advantage of near comatose women passed out in his apartment years ago.

It's his pedophilia. For many pedophiles their paraphilia is compulsive. It's a little hard for normal people to wrap their heads around, but it's why many pedos do things like download humongous amounts of CP that they freely admit they haven't even seen most of. It's why they'll do stupid and risky things like download CP at work and then when they're caught try to make a deal to catch other pedophiles if they can look at more CP in exchange, or why they'll openly stare at and try to talk to kids when everyone in their neighborhood knows they're on the sex offer's list. It's literally a constant, all-consuming desire that they obsesse over 24/7. This is one of the reasons they can't be reformed and have high recidivism rates. Pukas obfuscates his complusive paraphilia by pretending he wants a zoomer bae, but we all know what he really wants is a young daughter to molest, and he thinks about this scenario all the time.

 

[mothman96]

Yea sure , his huge moobs appeared when he got the casts.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

Yea sure , his huge moobs appeared when he got the casts.

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lmao being told to stay off your feet doesn’t automatically mean massive weight gain. You just have to lower your caloric intake accordingly and maybe not spend every dollar you have on high-calorie junk. Millions of people live sedentary lifestyles without the rapid weight gain Lucas is seeing.



It is pretty hilarious to see him pull these bizarre poses in an attempt to look thinner, though.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Rate me optimistic, but I want him to make another dumb video, but this one telling off vets, dropping the N word, and then just getting absolutely curbstomped by a bunch of black vets. And then he can’t get up because he’s in those dumb soft casts. Last, a little girl walks by, and he looks at her for help, and she spits on him and calls him a fat bitch, and he just cries “what would Bernie do? what would AOC do? THIS IS WHY IM A COMMUNIST!!”

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Silver Fox Wern, demure and sophisticated
He might be right about the nature of today's global capitalism but he is still a pedophile with no redeeming qualities who will die alone either way.

 

[Kromir]

What does he get out of uploading these disgusting pictures of himself? This one has his tongue out for some reason. What did he see food on the floor? This is about as bad as when those reddit atheists posted photos of themselves with their pretentious quotes about how intelligent and euphoric they are. Lucas has the neckbeard, He just needs the fedora to top it all off.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

What does he get out of uploading these disgusting pictures of himself? This one has his tongue out for some reason. What did he see food on the floor? This is about as bad as when those reddit atheists posted photos of themselves with their pretentious quotes about how intelligent and euphoric they are. Lucas has the neckbeard, He just needs the fedora to top it all off.

I’ll never donate to his cashapp, but but I would absolutely send that man a fedora and tell him Zoomer girls love them.

 

[Kromir]

Here's another funny one coming from lucas. Maybe he is right, Maybe we need to get rid of the dead weight that contributes absolutely nothing and only consumes copious amounts of food off other people's dime. Those scarce resources that he is so concerned about could be put to good use instead of sustaining this waste of flesh.

sayonara, lucas

 

[Wernology]

I haven't had the cards tell him it's not in them for him, I should do that tonight.

Edit: Same old same old. Lucas is delusional, people will get fed up with putting up with his bullshit even if they are milking $700/month out of him and I'm guessing any delay on making him homeless again will come after Mallon Place makes sure they can't get sued for kicking a noisy, smelly, dangerous bum with rotting feet out on the street in the winter,

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Pushy, demanding, overbearing, self-righteous, unfriendly, manipulative, spiteful, malicious, liar with low self esteem that's easily overwhelmed--well, that sure is Lucas (The reversed Queen of Wands in this case).

And, as usual, he's in fantasy land in which he'll reconcile with his family, start being invited to parties, make friends, get a bae. The star comes in like those rare people who think They Alone can convince Lucas that the problem is him and that if he fixes himself it'll all work out.

Like those people, The Star gets thwarted because Lucas' brain is essentially a bunchy of easily scattered dry peas, so he'll never focus on doing anything useful and will stay stuck in his fantasy land of being a successful, desirable man that is only kept from that success by "cockblockers" (Seven of Cups).

The sad part is, The Star is correct: If Lucas had the capability to take stock of himself, take accountability for his decisions, get into therapy, be honest with that therapist and with himself, and stick with it, he'd probably do all right.

But, looking back at the reversed Queen of Wands, the Seven of Cups, and moving on to the King of Pentacles and Ace of Wands, we see Lucas firmly entrenched in his fantasy of being The Great Undiscovered Genius.

The King of Pentacles is especially funny because it shows Lucas views himself as a mature, successful, stable man.

Ace of Wands is just more of his fantasies about new beginnings; we saw that with the college sagas, getting into Mallon Place, getting his ID card, etc...it's all fantasy though, and will never happen.

In the second set of three, I asked specifically about his health and how things would play out at Mallon Place.

Reversed Queen of Swords, Page of Swords, and Reversed Two of Swords seem to indicate that all of the bullshit lies he's been telling himself and the staff at Mallon Place, as well as his erratic, violent, disruptive behavior are going to come to a head and he'll be ousted--any delays in that will likely be solely due to Mallon Place needing to check with their lawyers to see if they could be in legal trouble if they kick him out.

 

[Twrx]

Saying this as a vet, but I wouldn't, and I imagine most of my friends too, would just walk away from him if he walked up and started spouting all that anti military shit. A ton of people think us combat vets with PTSD are just some ticking time bomb, just waiting to explode. And beating the shit out of him would just just further the narrative. But, it's a non starter. Lucas does not possess the balls to walk up to any male of any size and run his cock sucker. If he sees a guy, he'll do what he always does. Look at the ground and shuffle away quietly, because he's a gigantic pussy. If it's not a woman, he does not have the ability to act like he's hard.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It is pretty hilarious to see him pull these bizarre poses in an attempt to look thinner, though.

My thoughts exactly. Beyond these cringe extreme foreshortening angles that make him look like a giant retarded newborn, the "lying down while looking up" pics are using gravity in lieu of a clothespin clamped behind his head, pinching all his rolls of flab back. Insta-facelift!

You're not fooling anyone, Fatty.

Also:. All this big-time socialist cringe sn't convincing anyone. We all know the only reason you care about rich people is because you think they're getting the women you deserve. You're about as much of a political idealist as my left nut. You're a hedonistic leech, and the only morality you subscribe to, clearly, is "look out for #1".

And: Lucas thinks he's clever pointing out the fact that Christians don't live up to the dictates of their religion, completely missing how stupid that makes him sound, when the entire religion is built around failing to live up to the standards, asking forgiveness, and having the Grace of Jesus dying on the cross forgive people's failure to live up to the dictates of the religion. Im not even religious, but frankly, it's infinitely more admirable to attempt to live up to a moral code and fail, than to give yourself up to self-gratification and nihilism above all else because it's easier, and you're a lazy piece of flab.

Trying and failing is better than never trying, you worthless piece of shit.

 

[Kromir]

I wish his Christian backed shelter would give him the boot and give him something to complain about. If it's so bad and christians are so greedy then I guess you won't be needing that room anymore.

Also when he lays on his stomach like that it doesn't help his case because his titties are larger than most woman's