Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Zoomer Bae]

Why does Lucas need someone to introduce beautiful women to him when all he needs to do to pick up a hot zoomer chick is walk up and say “Hi my name is Lucas”?

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Nope, he wore a flatbill hat so Pukas wouldn't like him. He's just virtue signaling as morons often do online.
Think he gives a rats ass about civil rights for anyone except himself?

Lucas always virtue signals. That’s not noteworthy. As mentioned, being fooled by a bot is a level of stupidity we all assumed but never so clearly demonstrated.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Farmers, imagine you were the employer, calling Lucas back to interview and let him know that he wasn’t getting the position of cart pusher/door greeter/hunchback bell ringer because of his online and offline behavior. Which video would you show him to tell him it’s not gonna happen?

I love this question. I’d show him a video where he is screaming in the streets like a loon or the toasterbortion videos where he is manhandling bacon on a dirty table and undercooking chicken. Just to say you can’t be trusted with basic safety, your poor impulse control and the attention you draw to yourself. How are you still alive?

 

[Tard Police]

Hey guys, want some life advice about being self reliant from a middle aged man in a nursing home?

 

[WonderWino]

Hey guys, want some life advice about being self reliant from a middle aged man in a nursing home?

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That looks like one of his chimp grimace faces and makes him look even more mental than usual. Plus his rant there sounds an awful lot like something a religious nut would say if you just replaced the end with 'your only salvation is jesus'

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Hey guys, want some life advice about being self reliant from a middle aged man in a nursing home?

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What kind of expression is this on his face? It’s like he is an alien trying to reproduce human emotions but failing miserably.

And the gall to imply he has ‘saved himself‘ when he has had his entire existence given to him and taken care of by others. Unless he planned to end up in a nursing home at age 42 without a dime to his name.

 

[WonderWino]

What kind of expression is this on his face? It’s like he is an alien trying to reproduce human emotions but failing miserably.

And the gall to imply he has ‘saved himself‘ when he has had his entire existence given to him and taken care of by others. Unless he planned to end up in a nursing home at age 42 without a dime to his name.

Twist ending: lucas is a defective T-800

Explains alot when you think about it

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What kind of expression is this on his face?

Burns-when-I-pee?

Edit:.
I figured out why the recent smiling picture he posted is so familiar. Lucas has now reached the level of facial fatness where his everyday face is almost indistinguishable from his massive allergic reaction to foot cream. See for yourself:

 

[SteveGoatman]

Farmers, imagine you were the employer, calling Lucas back to interview and let him know that he wasn’t getting the position of cart pusher/door greeter/hunchback bell ringer because of his online and offline behavior. Which video would you show him to tell him it’s not gonna happen?

Boy...I think either the video he made "explaining" teleomeres, while shirtless and hunched over to fit in the camera frame and absolutely none of it made any sense (either his explanation, but also WHY he was shirtless and hunched over). It isn't his "craziest" video in terms of content or anger but it's one of his most baffling to me.

Or one of the earlier vids of him claiming greybeards were stealing his research to get women and you see his rage burst through the thin veneer before he tried to get it back in check.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This remarkable fact never gets the recognition it deserves: the one relationship with an adult woman he did manage to land ended in that.

Suzanne is what puts Lucas over the top as a lolcow. I can empathize for guys who do foolish things because they struggle with mental illness, and are hurting due to loneliness. Lucas, despite being a fat faggot worthless failure, had a woman that apparently took care of him and overlooked all his flaws for God knows whatever reason. Not only did he ruin it, he was jailed for months for abusing and harassing her, which requires a lot more terrible behavior than Lucas has ever told us he did. And then to follow that up crying every single day for girls half his age to fuck him, while he's terrified to ever speak to them. Lucas is just such a fat faggot.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Farmers, imagine you were the employer, calling Lucas back to interview and let him know that he wasn’t getting the position of cart pusher/door greeter/hunchback bell ringer because of his online and offline behavior. Which video would you show him to tell him it’s not gonna happen?

Sophie’s choice here but among the top options;

1. Any of the n-word videos
2. Weeping “brush your hair out of your face” homeless rant video
3. shirtless fried chicken fart box video
4. 4-yr-olds want sex
5. Just kicked out of HOC security guard rant
6. Melodramatic kms boxcutter video

And if the employer was in food service, a cooking video. 100%.

 

[Da Dude123]

I really hope he puts "Skeletor Da God" down on a job application. Yeah, he can put a good word in for you, a guy named Skeletor. Lucas is dumb enough to do just that. I really don't think he will actually fill out an application. He does not want to work and he has those casts on his feet. Not his fault! I think this idea will pass. Although, he amazed all of us by enrolling in school, but an actual job, I think that is beyond him.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Farmers, imagine you were the employer, calling Lucas back to interview and let him know that he wasn’t getting the position of cart pusher/door greeter/hunchback bell ringer because of his online and offline behavior. Which video would you show him to tell him it’s not gonna happen?

"While you were busy getting everything I deserve"

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He really looks horrifying sunken eyes, thousand yard stare. What if the homeless, many mentally ill and or drug addicted downtrodden and impoverished folk became an army of Bolshevik super soldiers miraculously staging an organized uprising that stopped people from going to work. Well that’d make an interesting free state Skidrowistan, they’d have to cut off lines of communication surround the government buildings and do it all with the support of the people, police and army. Didn’t South Park do an episode like this minus the homeless insurrection and coup. It would be pretty wild but Lucas just really loves to milk poverty as a virtue.

 

[WonderWino]

He really looks horrifying sunken eyes, thousand yard stare. What if the homeless many mentally ill and or drug addicted downtrodden and impoverished folk became an army of Bolshevik super soldiers miraculously staging an organized uprising that stopped people from going to work. Well that’d make an interesting free state Skidrowistan, they’d have to cut off lines of communication surround the government buildings and do it all with the support of the people, police and army. Didn’t South Park do an episode like this minus the homeless insurrection and coup. It would be pretty wild but Lucas just really loves to milk poverty as a virtue.View attachment 2730307

......Its already been considered:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-1340#post-8408408

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-1329#post-8387035

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

He really looks horrifying sunken eyes, thousand yard stare. What if the homeless many mentally ill and or drug addicted downtrodden and impoverished folk became an army of Bolshevik super soldiers miraculously staging an organized uprising that stopped people from going to work. Well that’d make an interesting free state Skidrowistan, they’d have to cut off lines of communication surround the government buildings and do it all with the support of the people, police and army. Didn’t South Park do an episode like this minus the homeless insurrection and coup. It would be pretty wild but Lucas just really loves to milk poverty as a virtue.View attachment 2730307

Okay, he can just fuck right off with that bullshit. He knows firsthand how many programs there are in this country to help the homeless get back on their feet, get housing/shelter, meals, clothing, gas money, assistance in relocation even. Yes, that’s right. If Lucas wasn’t such a fuck up, he could’ve went to Salvation Army, a CHRISTIAN organization, and asked them if they could assist him with a bus ticket to get back to Spokane from skid row when he was catfished. The reason why we have so many homeless is because many of them prefer to do drugs and get money from the government, free meals, and whatever other gibs.

Then theres the sad problem of the severely mental ill. A lot of times, people like Lucas, refuse their meds, and after so long without them, they just go crazy. Now that he’s being compliant, he isn’t having any problems (that we know of) at Mallon Place. But if and when he goes off his meds, he’ll be booted out and have nowhere else to go. I’ve always wondered how people turn into the especially gifted who hold up cardboard signs with bible verses on them, shouting “the end is nigh,” and now we’re watching it in real time.

 

[Jeep1971]

Why does Lucas need someone to introduce beautiful women to him when all he needs to do to pick up a hot zoomer chick is walk up and say “Hi my name is Lucas”?
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Every "zoomer bae" I know just lines up to go out to local nursing homes trolling for older men with longer telomeres.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Then theres the sad problem of the severely mental ill. A lot of times, people like Lucas, refuse their meds, and after so long without them, they just go crazy. Now that he’s being compliant, he isn’t having any problems (that we know of) at Mallon Place. But if and when he goes off his meds, he’ll be booted out and have nowhere else to go. I’ve always wondered how people turn into the especially gifted who hold up cardboard signs with bible verses on them, shouting “the end is nigh,” and now we’re watching it in real time.

Many of those homeless people didn't have any of the chances Lucas had. I've seen way too many cases of people who lost a job, lost a relationship, one mistake drinking too much or something, some stretch of bad luck and then they fall between the cracks in getting any help or it takes a couple years to get any and shit gets too deep.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Many of those homeless people didn't have any of the chances Lucas had. I've seen way too many cases of people who lost a job, lost a relationship, one mistake drinking too much or something, some stretch of bad luck and then they fall between the cracks in getting any help or it takes a couple years to get any and shit gets too deep.

There’s also a whole swathe of society one missed pay cheque away from disaster formerly middle class now straddling the poverty line as well as many workers on the verge of eviction and homelessness due to covid. Even working homeless people living out of their cars (big bad polluters) trying to raise a family. Lucas has no idea.

I can see how if your only interested in feeding your drug habit or having the bare bone bed and free meals you could get by but most people want to do something with their lives besides subsisting and don’t want to sleep in a shelter with cracked out bums, schizos and junkies or have to be taken care of by Christian charity. People by in large would rather have a role in society where they can contribute and live independent lives.

Lucas has some really bizarre notions about what other homeless people are thinking as if they’d get organized and motivated to rise up and lose the only safety net they’ve got.

The only homeless person I can think of that took power was Hitler. At least he made watercolours when he was homeless he should have been an insult comic.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Hey guys, want some life advice about being self reliant from a middle aged man in a nursing home?

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"Your only salvation is yourself." - Lucas "feed me, shelter me, and give me a wife" Werner

He really looks horrifying sunken eyes, thousand yard stare. What if the homeless, many mentally ill and or drug addicted downtrodden and impoverished folk became an army of Bolshevik super soldiers miraculously staging an organized uprising that stopped people from going to work. Well that’d make an interesting free state Skidrowistan, they’d have to cut off lines of communication surround the government buildings and do it all with the support of the people, police and army. Didn’t South Park do an episode like this minus the homeless insurrection and coup. It would be pretty wild but Lucas just really loves to milk poverty as a virtue.View attachment 2730307

Yall are busy discussing the logistics of this supposed homeless insurrection, but I can't get over the fact that Mr. "Chicks love anal fisting" is telling us to hold on to our asses.