Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Duke Nukem]

Translation

I knicked myself up because my usual nurse wasn't here to shave my corpulent face.

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If by "fought a bear" he means "got his butt kicked for creeping on Gen Z girls" then yes indeed he is correct.

I'm just a casual observer but if he can't even shave correctly little else with him surprises me. Also that "don't care" tirade was gold.

On the other hand maybe he's dumb enough to think that people will be more sympathetic if he doesn't have feet anymore.

 

[Burned CDs]

If by "fought a bear" he means "got his butt kicked for creeping on Gen Z girls" then yes indeed he is correct.

I'm just a casual observer but if he can't even shave correctly little else with him surprises me. Also that "don't care" tirade was gold.

On the other hand maybe he's dumb enough to think that people will be more sympathetic if he doesn't have feet anymore.

More repulsed.

 

[LeeLoo]

Let Fatness NeverClean tell you all about what Rape Culture is. What it’s not, is admitting (repeatedly) that you tried blackmailing alleged drug dealers into giving you an innocent girl to violate in return for not ratting them out.

Cause you know, forcing a girl to have sex with you under threat of arrest isn’t rapey at all. Not at all.

 

[Duke Nukem]

More repulsed.

I find the whole situation just unbelievable. Literally all he has to do is sit in bed for a while and now he wants to walk around? What the hell dude.

I dunno how his new place is as far as reviews go but even if they stink they don't deserve this guy.

42 years old and he's pretty much destroyed his life and alienated everyone in it. I'm just trying to imagine what that's like.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

Does anyone know roughly where in this thread I can find Lucas’s posts on Mikayla (or however he spelled it)? I believe it was mid 2018.

I have some independent research going on.

Not sure where it is in the thread, but if you search on Twitter for his handle and Mikayla (or Michaela, he seems to go back and forth on the spelling), you can find some absolutely exceptional content.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Not sure where it is in the thread, but if you search on Twitter for his handle and Mikayla (or Michaela, he seems to go back and forth on the spelling), you can find some absolutely exceptional content.

Wow this is exceptional.

Edit: higher consciousness, time travel, Communism and interstellar civilization - isn’t it obvious, old dudes with their magic sperm having harems of younger women. If this is true the Taliban will have a space program in no time.

 

[Wernology]

Not sure where it is in the thread, but if you search on Twitter for his handle and Mikayla (or Michaela, he seems to go back and forth on the spelling), you can find some absolutely exceptional content.

Not only can he not keep the name of his fantasy girl consistent, he's not even pretending that Ace isn't just the vision of himself that he has in his head.

Ace is a total mary sue.

 

[VoidFace]

Not sure where it is in the thread, but if you search on Twitter for his handle and Mikayla (or Michaela, he seems to go back and forth on the spelling), you can find some absolutely exceptional content.

This is spectacular, and I’d never even heard of this before. Looks like I need to go digging through his Twitter.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It's pretty feminist that the women are all controlled by an older man from the future.

Lucas does feminism his own way, which is to say not at all.

 

[Tard Police]

His meds must be absolutely obliterating his libido or something, I don't think he's sperged about his magic old man jizz or age gap breeding for quite a while now. Say what you will about Mallon Place but they seem to be doing an acceptable job at keeping this sex pest sedated and tucked away from polite society so far. I'm starting to entertain the idea that he might just go ahead and die there from diabesity. Probably the best ending he could hope for really, better than freezing to death under a bridge somewhere. Not for Mallon though, they're gonna have to tear a wall down and hitch a tow line around that mountain of lard just to get him out of there.

 

[Wernology]

His meds must be absolutely obliterating his libido or something, I don't think he's sperged about his magic old man jizz or age gap breeding for quite a while now. Say what you will about Mallon Place but they seem to be doing an acceptable job at keeping this sex pest sedated and tucked away from polite society so far. I'm starting to entertain the idea that he might just go ahead and die there from diabesity. Probably the best ending he could hope for really, better than freezing to death under a bridge somewhere. Not for Mallon though, they're gonna have to tear a wall down and hitch a tow line around that mountain of lard just to get him out of there.

Best case scenario: Reality is starting to sink in and he's realizing it isn't in the cards so he's going back to a different obsession (board games, which is a harmless hobby/special interest/obsession, but also boring af if you're also not into board games).

The more likely reality: Even Lucas isn't dumb enough to not know he's thoroughly fucked if he gets the boot from Mallon Place in winter with two bum feet so he'll be 'careful' about his behavior until either his feet heal (doubtful) or it's warm again and he thinks he'll be fine outside, because we all know he can't plan far enough ahead to realize winter will happen next year too.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Not sure where it is in the thread, but if you search on Twitter for his handle and Mikayla (or Michaela, he seems to go back and forth on the spelling), you can find some absolutely exceptional content.

Sir you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you so much for posting these!

 

[VoidFace]

It's pretty feminist that the women are all controlled by an older man from the future.

Lucas does feminism his own way, which is to say not at all.

It’s very telling that in his game the only way a young woman will do what he wants is through manipulation by his self-insert.

 

[TurdFondler]

His meds must be absolutely obliterating his libido or something, I don't think he's sperged about his magic old man jizz or age gap breeding for quite a while now. Say what you will about Mallon Place but they seem to be doing an acceptable job at keeping this sex pest sedated and tucked away from polite society so far.

That's why I'm not holding out much hope for more Lucas content. You could probably have him marked as inactive. It's not Mallon's first rodeo and Lucas isn't even *that* difficult to manage. He's not like some 65iq gasoline huffer with tard rage, he's a coward. They'll keep him on whatever cocktail of downers and he'll stay in his little room sperging about boardgames until he gracelessly expires.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

At least "Jesus cured me" acknowledges that there was, in fact, something that needed curing.

Lucas vociferously denied needing meds until this recent Mallon Place saga, and he to this day denies having (or having HAD, seeing as his diagnosis seems to have changed) the dread schizophrenia.

Not that this meme makes any sense, but we're at the point now where the best you can do is engage with one aspect of what Lucas writes, and kind of twist it in to half-making sense... to point out why it doesn't make any sense.

 

[IceQueen]

This is spectacular, and I’d never even heard of this before. Looks like I need to go digging through his Twitter.

I remember it after seeing this thread, but had totally forgot about this “game” lmao what a fun walk down memory lane.

That's why I'm not holding out much hope for more Lucas content. You could probably have him marked as inactive. It's not Mallon's first rodeo and Lucas isn't even *that* difficult to manage. He's not like some 65iq gasoline huffer with tard rage, he's a coward. They'll keep him on whatever cocktail of downers and he'll stay in his little room sperging about boardgames until he gracelessly expires.

I definitely do not agree that he could be marked as inactive. Lucas has always gone through periods of low activity, I’m sure this time is no different. Eventually he’ll come back crazier than ever, but in the meantime his content will be a bit boring.

 

[VoidFace]

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At least "Jesus cured me" acknowledges that there was, in fact, something that needed curing.

Lucas vociferously denied needing meds until this recent Mallon Place saga, and he to this day denies having (or having HAD, seeing as his diagnosis seems to have changed) the dread schizophrenia.

Not that this meme makes any sense, but we're at the point now where the best you can do is engage with one aspect of what Lucas writes, and kind of twist it in to half-making sense... to point out why it doesn't make any sense.

And he now refuses to listen to doctors about staying off his feet. So much for caring what doctors say.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Not sure where it is in the thread, but if you search on Twitter for his handle and Mikayla (or Michaela, he seems to go back and forth on the spelling), you can find some absolutely exceptional content.

If its summer after their first year in college they would be 19 not 18.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

If its summer after their first year in college they would be 19 not 18.

Expecting Lucas’s ideas to have any basis in reality is a mistake. I’m sure he’s trying to make the women as young as possible while adding in details like “they’ve finished their first year of college!!” to make himself sound like less of a pedo.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Expecting Lucas’s ideas to have any basis in reality is a mistake. I’m sure he’s trying to make the women as young as possible while adding in details like “they’ve finished their first year of college!!” to make himself sound like less of a pedo.

This was my exact thought as well.