Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Scipio Africanus said:
Please tell me I'm not the only one noticing a persistent tremor or palsy in the hand holding the fork.



Cheesecake pudding according to Lucas.
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Skeletor asked Lucas about his hands shaking in the last interview he did with him. Lucas tried playing it off that this was happening due to him being outside in the cold.

His hand shaking very well could be a side effect of some of the mental health meds they have him on. That would be my guess.

Also, it looks like this was at a restaurant and not the Mallon Place cafeteria. Did Lucas get more money to do Mukbangs?
 
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It’s really funny when he puts that shit on his face with the shades like he’s dropping the mic with this hot take. You can try a society without money and go back to barter or pure indentured slavery. Pol Pot blew up the banks and herded the entire population into the fields for purification. The Wern is beyond redemption he’d be shot as an enemy of the people after failing to pick up a bag of dirt

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Wernology said:
I see we can add "mukbang" to the list of big boy words Lucas doesn't know how to use.
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Literally... I mean I guess we should be happy he isn't slurping the food into the microphone, but a mukbang is so that people can HEAR you EATING. Not hear you clanking your silverware against the plate, and not hear you talking. Also LOL at him claiming he has a sodium deficiency. The gross amounts of pepper are comical, but I laughed out loud when he claimed he is LOW on sodium.
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas is getting abusive with his clearly drugged up neighbor again

Gets verbally abusive several times and actually gets to the point of a yell at 10:40
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It’s really interesting to witness this exchange. It makes it a lot it easier to imagine how his tone and aggressive behaviour could have sparked those past incidents at HOC and other shelters that got him banned.

It’s hard to imagine how he must sound the rare times he talks to women in person. I wonder if he uses this same aggressive speech pattern or not when demanding the other person gets on board with whatever he is saying. That time he was talking to the female hair dresser and the incident with the nurse come to mind except he wasn’t under control with medication.

Edit: that hair dresser story on page 862 is definitely worth checking out.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
It’s really interesting to witness this exchange. It makes it a lot it easier to imagine how his tone and aggressive behaviour could have sparked those past incidents at HOC and other shelters that got him banned.

It’s hard to imagine how he must sound the rare times he talks to women in person. I wonder if he uses this same aggressive speech pattern or not when demanding the other person gets on board with whatever he is saying. That time he was talking to the female hair dresser and the incident with the nurse come to mind.

Edit: that hair dresser story on page 862 is definitely worth checking out.
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Speaking of how he talks to people, I think this gem explains alot. The passive aggressive and clear undertone of silent rage speaks for itself and sets off all kinds of alarm bells
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas is getting abusive with his clearly drugged up neighbor again

Gets verbally abusive several times and actually gets to the point of a yell at 10:40
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Bit a-loggy, but my dad always said every once in a while, people need to get the shit kicked out of them. That every so often people get cocky and need a reminder that they aren't what they think they are. Lucas needs to get his ass beat, badly. Snapping at a man is something the freak isn't normally capable of, and it's going to get worse.
 
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Been joking in the last few streams about making NFTs out of Lucas' shit.

First and foremost: This is 100% not something I'd ever expect anyone to buy it's just there to passively annoy Lucas.

I think I'll grab a few of his "game art" posts later and toss 'em up just for laughs.

That one there was just a placeholder to make sure I had everything set up right.

Da Dude123 said:
Also, it looks like this was at a restaurant and not the Mallon Place cafeteria. Did Lucas get more money to do Mukbangs?
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That's Mallon Place. He's posted board game bullshit on those tables before too.
 
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Yeah I’m sure there will be a line of willing septic tank cleaners, garbage collectors, janitors, tard wranglers, and customer service workers who aren’t getting compensated.

Just like there was a line of hot college aged girls outside the homeless shelter.
 
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The Mega Micro said:
Hell yeah. Let’s order some yaughts off the internet!
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The irony is that Lucas, and most other supporters of ‘Anarcho communism’ I expect, are typical examples of unchecked gluttony and avarice.

If given the opportunity, he would gorge himself to death. He already is, albeit at a slower rate.

It’s times like this I wish Lucas would sit down with someone and attempt to have a civil discussion where he explains his views amid simple challenges of common sense. This, of course, will never happen.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
The irony is that Lucas, and most other supporters of ‘Anarcho communism’ I expect, are typical examples of unchecked gluttony and avarice.

If given the opportunity, he would gorge himself to death. He already is, albeit at a slower rate.

It’s times like this I wish Lucas would sit down with someone and attempt to have a civil discussion where he explains his views amid simple challenges of common sense. This, of course, will never happen.
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I'm not sure how they would expect anarcho communism to play out. No government because anarchy but then everyone somehow just decides to share everything evenly of their own free will or just Lucas's ideas from some of his earlier rants that everyone should just get a free pass at robbing anyone richer than them. So if things actually did work that way everyone would probably try to have slightly below the average amount of money so that they're less of a target. Initially most people would get more money out of it while its still gang robbing billionaires but then over time the bar for getting robbed gets set lower and lower until everyone's homeless and starving after all the fighting ends up destroying all the stuff they're even fighting over and then take it even farther to where anyone fatter than them is free game for cannibalizing.

Anarcho communism seems like it would fit right in as a circle of hell where everyone who feels like the world owes them just for existing gets dropped into with each other with nothing else being done to it and they just make the place into an absolute shithole on their own by just taking that whole idea as far as it can possibly go
 
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