Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas’s political shit is so boring. It’s funny when he proposes his own versions of how a gift society would work. I love Mrz Parker just saying flatly to Lucas well if everything is free who is going to make all the stuff for people and if everything is done barter we would all have to carry around more stuff everywhere whereas money is efficient as a representation of value. I wish they had brought up Lucas’s split the till or we burn down the McDonalds for hamburgers idea. That was Lucas at least being original but now all he does is parrot everything for the most part.
 
Lucas’s political shit is so boring. It’s funny when he proposes his own versions of how a gift society would work. I love Mrz Parker just saying flatly to Lucas well if everything is free who is going to make all the stuff for people and if everything is done barter we would all have to carry around more stuff everywhere whereas money is efficient as a representation of value. I wish they had brought up Lucas’s split the till or we burn down the McDonalds for hamburgers idea. That was Lucas at least being original but now all he does is parrot everything for the most part.

He's been flirting with me-as-a-zoomer-chick long term friend in DMs and it's just cringe nice guy mixed with fake wokeness.

It's so generic too, he could be any random neckbeard plucked from r/niceguys.
 
I bet Lucas thinks this means free Clinkerdaggers and Red Robin.
 

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Now that is a story arc I wanna see; Lucas the Marxist-Age-Gap-Love-Scientist asserting his autonomy in a fight against the state apparatus of social services.
He needs to take a leaf out Russell Greer's book - sue and sue again for muh disabilities. After all he and Russell are lolcows of one branch.
 
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What's your favorite Lucas hairstyle? I personally am a fan of the modified "prince valiant":
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No. Nope. Hell to the mutha fucking no. The POS who openly admits to attempting to extort/bribe/demand sex from a young girl in exchange for not reporting allegations of drug use to the Police has no room to post about rape.

I was hoping that video where he admits why he was kicked out of his fart box was mentioned on the last podcast. I’m sure Mz Parker would have had a field day with that.

If there is another OO podcast, I hope to hell that incident is discussed.
 
Well I got curious as to how the $70 given to Lucas is determined. The $70 is called a personal needs allowance (PNA) and set by the state. For 2021 he did not pay $744 a month like he said. Monthly SSI for 2021 was $794. He said he pays $744 to Mallon Place and it leaves him with the 70. The 744 + 70 = 814, which is more than his SSI. I thought at the time he was also getting a $20 state supplement added to his SSI which would bring the total to match the 814. From what it says in the infor for 2015 the state does not supplement the SSI payment for residents of assisted living facilities. If he was getting a state supplement prior to being admitted to Mallon, he no longer became eligible (like the EBT) since he became a resident of the facility. So for 2021 from his monthly 794 SSI he received his 70 PNA with the remaining 724 going to Mallon Place.
Also every January there is an SSI increase. For 2022 his monthly SSI increased to $841. Maybe it could mean an increase in his PNA too and the rest to Mallon.
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If the state keeps the SSI PNA at $70, $771 will be going to Mallon Place.

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I love this considering he is living in a nursing home at age 42 and made it to retirement early. I’m sure Grey hair was a sign of splendour back in biblical times before antibiotics were invented and five of your siblings died before reaching age 10 but this is the 21st century Lucas and you’ve achieved your Grey hair being a bumcel.

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Why is he so interested in trying to use a religious woman's views to convince her to date him?

He should really be trying to find an atheist anarcho-communist shouldn't he?
 
What isnt Lucas scared of? He both hates and is scared of almost everything thats not bernie sanders or large amounts of food.
Agreed, but I mean he's literally scared of these young women.

He made several videos back in the day about how young atheist girls should be "more christian" (whatever that means) and be aware of how atheist men (meaning only Lucas; it's important to remember that when Lucas speaks of tendencies associated with a group he sees himself in, he's speaking ONLY OF HIMSELF, and trying to mitigate some of his more pathetic social flaws by suggesting that they're not unique to him) are shy and antisocial.

Then this all regressed even further, and he pontificated at length about how atheist girls "came off like lesbians". Forgetting for a moment HOW Lucas thinks he can know strangers' politics and religious attitudes without ever interacting with them, we must remember just how conflicted Lucas is about outward manifestations of liberalism: he very much would like to be seen as a free thinker, a radical, and a revolutionary, but he finds people who assert themselves in this fashion anxiety-provoking. He's spoken many times about how girls who "look punky", with dyed hair,. Piercings, and tattoos, are "trashy". He's voiced his distaste for pins and patches on clothing, and tattoos at great length.

The reality is that Lucas is extremely conservative. His tastes are basic. Comically enough, we've reached a point now where the entire aesthetic of punk, the entire revolutionary costume, has ITSELF become basic and assimilated into capitalism. Lucas's pretenses of political action are wholly reactionary...politics is a cudgel to batter those he's jealous of, and a buttress to his own ego. When he voices attraction to a woman, like a nurse, or a jogger, it's always the most middle of the road, standard, unaffiliated depiction of a woman possible. This is yet another reason why his "stunning dress" pickup line is obviously bullshit. Lucas could give two fucks about women's clothes. He doesn't even care about his own clothing.

Edit: Gee, I seem to recall Lucas eating Reese's like popcorn, and he certainly voiced no objections when Skeletor got him new shoes and a Halloween shirt.

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Agreed, but I mean he's literally scared of these young women.

He made several videos back in the day about how young atheist girls should be "more christian" (whatever that means) and be aware of how atheist men (meaning only Lucas; it's important to remember that when Lucas speaks of tendencies associated with a group he sees himself in, he's speaking ONLY OF HIMSELF, and trying to mitigate some of his more pathetic social flaws by suggesting that they're not unique to him) are shy and antisocial.

Then this all regressed even further, and he pontificated at length about how atheist girls "came off like lesbians". Forgetting for a moment HOW Lucas thinks he can know strangers' politics and religious attitudes without ever interacting with them, we must remember just how conflicted Lucas is about outward manifestations of liberalism: he very much would like to be seen as a free thinker, a radical, and a revolutionary, but he finds people who assert themselves in this fashion anxiety-provoking. He's spoken many times about how girls who "look punky", with dyed hair,. Piercings, and tattoos, are "trashy". He's voiced his distaste for pins and patches on clothing, and tattoos at great length.

The reality is that Lucas is extremely conservative. His tastes are basic. Comically enough, we've reached a point now where the entire aesthetic of punk, the entire revolutionary costume, has ITSELF become basic and assimilated into capitalism. Lucas's pretenses of political action are wholly reactionary...politics is a cudgel to batter those he's jealous of, and a buttress to his own ego. When he voices attraction to a woman, like a nurse, or a jogger, it's always the most middle of the road, standard, unaffiliated depiction of a woman possible. This is yet another reason why his "stunning dress" pickup line is obviously bullshit. Lucas could give two fucks about women's clothes. He doesn't even care about his own clothing.

Edit: Gee, I seem to recall Lucas eating Reese's like popcorn, and he certainly voiced no objections when Skeletor got him new shoes and a Halloween shirt.

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In his meme (and I’m using that term loosely because wtf do you even call it) it’s as though he’s rhetorically asking “How can I live with myself?” Given Klick’s dirt on how reality has finally began seeping in for him, that tracks.
 
In his meme (and I’m using that term loosely because wtf do you even call it) it’s as though he’s rhetorically asking “How can I live with myself?” Given Klick’s dirt on how reality has finally began seeping in for him, that tracks.
One of Lucas’s biggest problems is that he is incapable of and unwilling to understand how anything in the world actually works. Yes of course I’m not okay with the fact that there’s a lot of slavery and injustice in the world still today. Yes, when I can I buy things that are as ethical and cruelty free as possible. However I also know that in order for things to change, big, systemic adjustments have to be made that are way above me. I don’t spend all of my time dwelling on things that I cannot personally change. I do what I can to not contribute to the cruelty of the world, and I have to be okay with that being enough or else I’d go crazy.

Same thing with him, at least in the past, FULLY believing that he deserved a hot, young, smart, rich, perfect wife even though absolutely no aspect of him deserves that. He just doesn’t understand and is unwilling to accept how things work. He zeroes in on “X in UNFAIR” I mean… sure, lots of things in life are unfair. But they’re not going to change just because you scream about it being unfair. You have to learn to live with the way things ARE and cultivate a good life around them.
 
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