Fatal Walter
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Looks like he hasn't quite enacted Wern 3.0 yet
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Looks like he hasn't quite enacted Wern 3.0 yet
WonderWino
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'I just got shoes today! but I need special diabetic shoes to work!'
....Then why would he get non diabetic shoes ffs. Even by wern standards thats a moronic excuse. It also doesn't explain how he managed to get another pair of shoes without any money or why he'd need new ones at all at this point, considering the outcast owls got him a pair not very long ago and he supposedly hasn't been walking around very much because of his feet
It makes me wonder if some dementia patient wandered into his room and stole his shoes and fucked them up or something
Pepperidge Farms remembers......
He had been wearing black Fubus which he said he got for free from Mallon Place. Likely got this other pair free too. If he no longer has the Nikes Skeletor bought him it could also be because he sold the shoes to another resident.
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Wern 3.0 is getting ready to explode in the hangar, I'm sure.
Nah, it's probably legit. The uncle I had who lost most of both of his feet after years of not dealing with his type 2 couldn't do jack shit on his feet in regular shoes. All it'd do is injure his feet further as he wasn't able to feel pain or anything very well so had no idea if he was injured or if he was on balance because regular shoes + missing several toes and chunks of foot tends to lead to absolute shit balance, making him a huge fall risk if he wasn't wearing the shoes that were specially fitted for his specific "these are the parts of your feet the shoes are compensating for now" orthopedics.
Given what we know of the state of Lucas' feet, it's perfectly reasonable that his doctor would have told him if he's going to have any kind of job or just if he wants to get up and walking in general that he'd need to get fitted for orthopedic shoes first.
That, however, is not the main reason his first "I GOT A JOB" fell through, and since he hasn't posted about why publicly I can't assume he's told anyone other than me and can't say shit publicly about it or I risk getting blocked.
Sure, he needs diabetic shoes due to his "weird arches" and not because diabetes is taking his feet out.
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And our tax dollars will get fat fuck Lucas Werner these shoes at no cost to him, since he is a fat sped. Any working person needs prescription orthotics, it will cost hundreds of dollars. But Tubby is entitled to free healthcare.
Edit: The cow is back to begging for money to fund another autistic board game idea.
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I Googled "Lucas Werner Spokane" and you get articles about his Starbucks incident and a reddit page about him in the top 5. You also come across his now dormant Twitter account which has great content. Found this old blast from the past Islamic content.
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Fatal Walter
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Lucas calling people telomere attrited has the same energy as Chris Chan calling people naïve. It's something only he considers an insult so no one else cares.
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How is anything he makes a "prototype"?
Nothing ever progresses beyond the planning stages, assuming the games are even playable, which they're almost certainly not.
It's yet ANOTHER excuse for Lucas to waste more money on plastic. Other people's money.
If he would just say he's bored and playing "game designer" makes him happy....at least there would be honesty.
But no. He's "prototyping".
Trainwreck
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Please, pretty pretty please, let the diabetic orthotic shoes that the state gives to Lucas look like this.
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Probably will be what they look like. You can get free shoes with Medicaid, but they'll be like free glasses. They're going to look like shit.
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Won't be as stylish as his FUBUs or BUFUs.
WonderWino
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They should just go all out and make lucas look like this
That said he doesn't want to prototype shit, he's just trying to manipulate people into giving him money to buy food
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I'll take my moai's but: this barista casually dropping a vocab word like "intervene" suggests that she is too overeducated to be working at Starbucks in the first place...probably another English Lit hipster who thinks she deserves the salary of a surgeon
Send your daughters to trade school and avoid these disasters...hell, it will protect them from customers like The Wern.
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Good leaks brother, always interesting to see what the Wern is like one-on-one with people (turns out, broadly similar but worse). The part that really stuck out to me was when he talked about being "addicted to this [love] quest" and feeling like a video game character with no free will. That's pretty close to admitting that he is obsessed, and suffering because of it. I think Lucas, like everyone in denial, is indeed aware of the nature of the problem on some level, but at the same time is furiously coming up with copes. In this case he returns to one of his old favorites, "all this could end if you would just date me". That's the only out he can see. He can't change his strategy because he's too stupid to think of a new one, and he can't just drop it because that would be the ultimate defeat. He's wasted ten years on this with nothing to show for it but slow deterioration. The sunk cost fallacy is telling him putting in as many more years as it takes to complete his love quest is a better option than giving up now and finding something else to occupy his mind. But the tragedy is that giving up is really the best outcome for him at this point. Imagine the zen-like calm and relief he would feel if he could somehow turn off his obsessive complex over the elusive zoomer bae. If he continues he can only fail, and suffer. All he can do is shift the blame and hatred outward. It is other people's fault, and a teenage smokeshow needs to take pity on Lucas and just say yes to end his suffering.
I appreciate that you or whoever the catfish is in these messages tries to tell him the hard truth at points. Like "you need to be mentally healthy before you try to date, a gf won't fix your brain and it's not fair to your partner" etc. This will never, ever get through to him, of course, because it's not what he wants to hear, but I'm glad it's been said. He can't say he wasn't told how this love shit actually works.
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This ought to be interesting...
WonderWino
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Why do I get the feeling the only reason lucas agreed to be on this time is because he is getting money and/or fried chicken out of itThis ought to be interesting...
Hate to break it to you, but if you think "intervene" is some huge ass vocabulary word that only someone with a Bachelors degree in English could possibly use in everyday conversation, you are really dumb. Or English isn't your first language, but that is not at all the vibe I got from this stupid ass comment.