Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[King Daddy Telomerase]

You can say nigger on Youtube. I do all the time and never get warnings. It was probably something else, if Lucas wanted to, he could easily have Klickitat's channel deleted. I'd rather not say how.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah.. he's been getting way to intimate about this shit for awhile. I mean 3 hour streams.. wtf

The live streams are a bit much, for sure. I spend way too much time following Lolcow Lucas Werner. But 3 hour streams are a lot of time. But, whatever. Lucas is just so dumb and autistic. And he is so smug, thinks he is plenty good and entitled. I have never seen anyone like him and he is just too big of a train wreck to turn away from.

But the making the videos of Lucas using the N-Word? Nah, those are plenty good. Especially, since Lucas has been circling back to his woke persona.

I am sort of torn on some of the cow tipping and poking. In general it should not be done. But I can't ignore the funny outcomes some of the poking has produced. I talked lots of shit on Goldoar, but his last podcast gave us the most epic chimpout. I loved it when @Jeremiah the Bullfrog , told Lucas it wasn't in the cards for him. He moooed and reeeed. And the trip to LA while it went way too far, it was funny as shit. Showed how much Lucas should not be without a wrangler.

I am not sure it is necessarily on Klickitat that Lucas deleted his channels. Lucas had been releasing Islamic content for years, often shirtless. Not sure what made him delete it, and I was hoping he would reveal it to Skeletor and his owl crew. Hopefully, we will learn why. It sucks I can't just pull up "Hey, Baby Zoom" on Youtube no more....

 

[ThomasAudley]

1. He was never not opposed to it, he hated it from the start because at first the videos were from his private IG and he was pissed and paranoid that someone he was mutuals with was saving and posting those private videos (even more pissed that he couldn't figure out who it was), and after that he started noticing that they got likes on the reuploads but "downvotes" when he uploaded. He was also pissed that he couldn't control the comments. The whiny bitch reports the entire channel constantly and has been doing so since the start if you want to believe what he's told me.

2. The mocking titles and intros are not a new thing; it was only the first few IG videos that didn't have the intro/outro. It's been at least 2 years (off the top of my head) of doing that and it never bothered him beyond an occasional video where he 'addressed' a title he thought was a lie.

3. You know I lie about the number of accounts that are me because I know he reads this thread and I know, based on what he tells the ONE account I've had since 2019 that I talk to him on, that he's absolutely paranoid that literally every female friend he has on IG is a troll from either the Farms or SOFALAW, right? The conversations I have with him are 98% boring shit about board games, him pasting the same political memes he posts publicly, complaining about how he didn't know he needed a resume to get a job, and him bitching about how SOFALAW and Kiwi Farms are "stalking him". I know he has group chats with a bunch of people catfishing him as they've told me about said groups, but I've never been in any of them.

4. When he got back into the habit of rapid fire posting 10+ 30 second to a few minute long videos, I started compiling those and when he went on nuthouse hiatuses I compiled his old friends only facebook videos (pretty sure I got all of them), the 'shirtless in spokane'' compilations were just videos he did shirtless because I thought it was funny, but are otherwise not edited, and the shit he put up on Patreon.
The only actual "editing" I did that wasn't just trying to fix his fucked up sound or stitching a bunch of shorter videos together was that recent 4 minute one of him saying the N word.
Everything else was posted as he posted it.

Lucas' own reasoning to someone who was NOT me (but sent me the DMs, which are posted here) was that his old content was made 'off his meds' and made him look bad.

He hasn't been posting anything but game videos (for the most part) for awhile with the reasoning of a combination of depression and getting tired of only getting dislikes on Youtube or getting no reaction or just trolls on IG.
Or, if you believe what he said on the last podcast he was on, he's "trying to change" (which is bullshit, considering his behavior in the last set of DMs I posted in this thread, but everyone here already knew there was a 0% chance of him changing).

You can stop acting like his IG account is gone or that all his youtube videos are lost forever to future generations. I've been backing his two channels up since January 2020 and my own gets backed up weekly.
They're sitting on my external HDD, there are well over 2000 of them between his two channels, and are being reuploaded, you know, because it's an archive channel.

I can mass publish drafts, however can only upload 15 at a time, and apparently there's a daily upload limit of a few hundred videos which I've hit for the day, but they'll all be back up eventually and kept where Lucas can't control the comments left on them.

Anyway, the stuff that's there before I hit the daily upload limit is sitting in https://www.youtube.com/c/Wernology/videos if you want to go be nostalgic for Old Wern videos.

In some interview when you first started doing this Lucas said that you were "just an archivist" and he had no opinion of you. Obviously after months of waging a campaign of harrassment directed at a literal retard he figured out you were not just archiving his videos but actively making fun of him and also engaging with him directly under fake accounts.

Regardless of your intentions, the result is that you caused Lucas to delete all his vids. You having them archived is fantastic. Goldaor also has all the Golden USB shows archived too. Do we have access to them? No. But what we do have is you posting your metrics, posting about how you can monetize and he can't, posting about how his family contacts you. You're becoming a cow yourself over this.

Also, to @Da Dude123's point above - aggregating all his content, that has been posted over the span of years, into one 4-minute video can change the characteristic of it. Whether or not the nigger vid is what made him delete it all is a matter of debate, but it's clear Lucas is disturbed by the constant harrassment stemming from this and as a result he has blanked his content. This is why we don't poke cows.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas had stopped producing vids before the DFE. I actually think his lack of content is more about being heavily medicated & having rotten feet so he cant crazy rant outside, rather than anything Klick has done.

Anyway, lack of content always produces thread infighting. Let's stay decent to each other, boys. We've all made some good posts, let's not let Lucas being a passive bitch turn us against each other.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas had stopped producing vids before the DFE. I actually think his lack of content is more about being heavily medicated & having rotten feet so he cant crazy rant outside, rather than anything Klick has done.

Anyway, lack of content always produces thread infighting. Let's stay decent to each other, boys. We've all made some good posts, let's not let Lucas being a passive bitch turn us against each other.

I'd agree with you but for the text messages where he admits that he won't post new vids as long as klickitat is around. Regardless of his intent, his constant antagonizing of him has caused him to delete his channel and quit posting videos.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

I'd agree with you but for the text messages where he admits that he won't post new vids as long as klickitat is around. Regardless of his intent, his constant antagonizing of him has caused him to delete his channel and quit posting videos.

So if klick deletes his channel, the wern might come back??

 

[Amewsed]

I'd agree with you but for the text messages where he admits that he won't post new vids as long as klickitat is around. Regardless of his intent, his constant antagonizing of him has caused him to delete his channel and quit posting videos.

He's been boring for a long time. As long as he's at mallon place he'll be boring.

I'm glad Klickitat is around.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas had stopped producing vids before the DFE. I actually think his lack of content is more about being heavily medicated & having rotten feet so he cant crazy rant outside, rather than anything Klick has done.

Anyway, lack of content always produces thread infighting. Let's stay decent to each other, boys. We've all made some good posts, let's not let Lucas being a passive bitch turn us against each other.

Deprived of the object of their fascination, wernologists have been known to slap each other for sport. It is seldom amusing for bystanders.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Yeah good point, fat faggot needs to get back to tarding out.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I enjoy the streams.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

https://youtu.be/9bbqpDGfS5E

"...if she smiles, kiss her and make her your property because she's being a bitch..."

(This is honestly one of the most genuinely misogynistic videos that Lucas has ever made, and it's short, so it's worth a listen. He sounds fully lucid here, barely even angry, for him.)

 

[Wernology]

You can say nigger on Youtube. I do all the time and never get warnings. It was probably something else, if Lucas wanted to, he could easily have Klickitat's channel deleted. I'd rather not say how.

Youtube claimed it was "hate speech". Technically they're not wrong but nuance and all.

I'm actually surprised he hasn't managed to get it deleted or at least get real strikes against it at this point, not that it matters because I have everything backed up and could just as easily fire up a new one if that happened.

In some interview when you first started doing this Lucas said that you were "just an archivist" and he had no opinion of you. Obviously after months of waging a campaign of harrassment directed at a literal retard he figured out you were not just archiving his videos but actively making fun of him and also engaging with him directly under fake accounts.

. You having them archived is fantastic. Goldaor also has all the Golden USB shows archived too. Do we have access to them? No.

He didn't care at first because he was still getting more views, my channel was just a stupid little side thing with only around 100-200 subscribers, but he started minding pretty goddamned fast when he realized he couldn't control others' reactions to the reuploads and that it wasn't something I planned on stopping.

We don't have access to Goldaor's stuff because he won't unprivate them and, funnily enough, decided to go that route when people in this thread started targeting him and he just sort of went, "Okay well fuck those guys then". I barely got him to hand over the final one and he's flat out told me he won't give me the other ones because he doesn't want anything to do with anything KF anymore and is afraid y'all will start harassing him again, so I guess congrats on your own cow behavior getting access to a bigger cow's meltdowns locked away.

You do have access to what I have archived, there's just 2k+ bits of it and Youtube doesn't allow them to be uploaded all at once, so it's going to take a few weeks, most likely, to get them all up. You'll have to cope with not having 100% instant gratification like a big boy.

As for the fake accounts, way to fall for obvious lies meant to keep Lucas paranoid because I know he reads this thread and unable to find out which account is actually mine; as I said before, I only. have. one.
FFS he thought I lived in Spokane for almost a full year because I said it here one time, and it took him that whole year to figure out that I was just saying that to fuck with him, so I guess congrats again for being as gullible as Lucas.

Lucas had stopped producing vids before the DFE. I actually think his lack of content is more about being heavily medicated & having rotten feet so he cant crazy rant outside, rather than anything Klick has done.

Exactly this.
Lucas has been completely fucking miserable at Mallon Place, like to the point of depression bad enough that he doesn't care enough to put content out there, especially when the content he does put out either gets ignored or, when it was on youtube, just gets tons of thumbs down. I also know for a fact based on DM screenshots sent to me by other people that his health is deteriorating, the medication makes him groggy and cranky and just leaves him wanting to sleep all the time, he's depressed about his health, he's convinced people are stalking him (because some fuckup keeps emailing him claiming to be a "fan of klickitat" and vowing to make sure he never gets a job or if he does that he's immediately fired and vowing to get him kicked out of Mallon Place; idk which one of you actual retards is doing that or if it's just some rando who found the thread, but it sure as shit isn't me doing it), and the combination of all of that pushed him into "Well, I think 100s of downvotes every time I post tells me I don't belong on social media" in addition to him also saying that he thinks those old videos reflect poorly on him (and he's not wrong).

The n-word compilation might have been his last straw, but he's been wibbling back and forth about deleting his shit for a couple of months now, and none of it has/had to do with me specifically though it did have a lot to do with people leaving thumbs down, harassing him via email, and the things he reads in this thread. I can also safely say, based on DMs, that the streams had nothing to do with it either, he saw bits of them, but found them boring/annoying and never watched the full streams, which, fair enough.

That, and while meds don't change his underlying thing of wanting to fuck an 18 year old, it does forcibly keep his moods stabilized, which means lower instances of him going off the rails; it ain't my fault he's on meds and trapped in Mallon Place either. I'm not his social worker.

I only have one youtube account, so you can't even remotely blame me for the constant thumbs down on his videos and posts, the best I can leave is 1; you can, however, blame the routine habits of the people who routinely are in this thread heading over to mass dislike his shit every time he posts or to troll it on IG and, surprise, surprise, none of the people who leave troll comments on his IG stuff are me.
I don't interact publicly with his IG stuff.

I'd agree with you but for the text messages where he admits that he won't post new vids as long as klickitat is around. Regardless of his intent, his constant antagonizing of him has caused him to delete his channel and quit posting videos.

Ah, once again, not correct.
He said he wouldn't create any new channels as long as I'm around, not that he wouldn't post any new content, he also places a bunch of the blame on KF in general which, shocker, is not just me.
In case you need a refresher and don't want to go back a few pages to get it, I've reattached the relevant screenshots here.
Pay special attention to the third one, where the catfish says "Maybe you can make a new CHANNEL now".
He never says he won't create new content, he just won't create a new Youtube channel.
He'll likely go back to posting on IG like he did for awhile when he was all sad about the dislikes on Youtube in early 2020.
And even if he privates his IG like he did the first time he moved over there, guess what? I've been a mutual of his for years so I'll still have access to download any videos he posts there.

It's also worth noting that I wandered into this thread in 2019; the thread has been going, and he's been harassed by people from this thread and from other platforms since the thread started in 2016/the Starbucks incident; I get that you're having a little tantrum over Lucas having a little tantrum, but trying to pin it all on me just makes you look as autistic as you claim I am.

Yeah good point, fat faggot needs to get back to tarding out.

He'll fuck up at Mallon Place eventually, end up homeless, off his meds, and he'll be back to sitting outside abandon stores and in the park screaming at his phone.

I enjoy the streams.

They were never meant to be high quality content, they were just something fun to do and the people who joined and stuck around in the chats had fun too so, yeah, not really bothered about other people not liking them. They were fun to do; I also like hopping into other peoples' streams about lolcows, Lucas and otherwise. It's not everyone's thing, and that's fine.

 

[IceQueen]

So if klick deletes his channel, the wern might come back??

Maybe, but that would be worse. Klick does so much more for our entertainment than Lucas does, and we can actually comment on Klick’s videos. I am VERY grateful for everything Klick does to archive Lucas.

On another note, what the fuck is he talking about here?

 

[WonderWino]

In some interview when you first started doing this Lucas said that you were "just an archivist" and he had no opinion of you. Obviously after months of waging a campaign of harrassment directed at a literal retard he figured out you were not just archiving his videos but actively making fun of him and also engaging with him directly under fake accounts.

Regardless of your intentions, the result is that you caused Lucas to delete all his vids. You having them archived is fantastic. Goldaor also has all the Golden USB shows archived too. Do we have access to them? No. But what we do have is you posting your metrics, posting about how you can monetize and he can't, posting about how his family contacts you. You're becoming a cow yourself over this.

Also, to @Da Dude123's point above - aggregating all his content, that has been posted over the span of years, into one 4-minute video can change the characteristic of it. Whether or not the nigger vid is what made him delete it all is a matter of debate, but it's clear Lucas is disturbed by the constant harrassment stemming from this and as a result he has blanked his content. This is why we don't poke cows.

What klickitat does is not harassment. If it was, this site would be just as guilty of harassing quite a few people. All he does is archive posts and videos lucas has made and does the occasional video discussing his history and behavior. That is literally the same thing this site does

In short, if klickitat's channel is harassing lucas so is this thread. Lucas is not 'disturbed by constant harassment' is is 'disturbed' by his his statements and actions having consequences for him and not being able to manipulate and control them publicly by blocking and deleting comments that question his behavior. Ensuring people can see lucas's behavior for what it is is a public service, it hardly makes someone a cow

I'd agree with you but for the text messages where he admits that he won't post new vids as long as klickitat is around. Regardless of his intent, his constant antagonizing of him has caused him to delete his channel and quit posting videos.

As usual, lucas is lying. Sooner or later he will make more videos, he always does and this isn't the first time he's tried to pull something like this. Videos are his outlet, they're what keep him from screeching like a loon in the street until he gets arrested or committed. His lack of posting is due to him being stuck in mallon place, heavily medicated and having his feet too fucked up to spend much time outside at the moment. Plus a lack of money to do anything if he does go outside. One way or another he'll start making them again, sooner or later. You should know better than to believe anything lucas says, especially when he's playing victim to others

Everything that lucas says or does regarding his and klickitats channel is about trying to hide his behavior from others, play victim and try to prevent others - especially his intended victims, from knowing what kind of person he is. That is what his behavior in this regard is always about. Its why he hates kiwifarms, its why he obsesses over this thread and why he loses his shit when he finds out any of the catfish he talks to have googled his name and seen stuff like that starbucks incident

On another note, what the fuck is he talking about here?

Lucas seems to think fascist = national socialist. He also seems to think that being jewish means a person can be neither fascist nor national socialist. Clearly he isn't aware that an ironically large number of jews and part jews were in the wehrmacht. At least one such officer made field marshal. There have also been documentaries produced about self hating jews that became literal nazis. Nutcases to be sure but it shows how fucked up his thinking is that he can't understand such things can happen

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'll confirm that Lucas didn't hide his channel because of Klickitat. It's because he's miserable as he's rightfully terrified about his feet and his health, and basically hates life since he got into Mallon Place. He's also acting like the nigger video triggered him, which I don't buy, I think it was a convenient excuse to finally wipe his videos.

If there's one thing I can suggest for fellow Wernologists out there, stop catfishing him. Stop using fake accounts. Lucas is already defeated and broken down. All it's doing now is maxing out his paranoia and mistrust of everyone. I stopped myself because it's pointless. Also, some of you have been taking it too far trying to gotcha him for a couple years now, tbh. If you want old Lucas back providing stupid video milk for you, back off for a bit.

 

[Wernology]

I'll confirm that Lucas didn't hide his channel because of Klickitat. It's because he's miserable as he's rightfully terrified about his feet and his health, and basically hates life since he got into Mallon Place. He's also acting like the nigger video triggered him, which I don't buy, I think it was a convenient excuse to finally wipe his videos.

If there's one thing I can suggest for fellow Wernologists out there, stop catfishing him. Stop using fake accounts. Lucas is already defeated and broken down. All it's doing now is maxing out his paranoia and mistrust of everyone. I stopped myself because it's pointless. Also, some of you have been taking it too far trying to gotcha him for a couple years now, tbh. If you want old Lucas back providing stupid video milk for you, back off for a bit.

I'm not even sure where the fun in catfishing him is after the LA saga, we all know he's dumb enough to fall for it every time and it doesn't even get a public reaction out of him; it hasn't since LA, he just says his usual "You only date flatbill guys with credit cards and cars bitch" then blocks. There's more than enough evidence by this point that he's an abusive shitheel in DMs as well, though the recent one was gold simply because it was right on the heels of that Outcast Owls stream where he tried to convince everyone he was "making a change" and trying to "improve himself".

He's clearly proven (not that anyone here believed him) that he hasn't changed and is making no efforts to change and it's kinda pointless to keep catfishing him to prove it.

 

[Da Dude123]

I'll confirm that Lucas didn't hide his channel because of Klickitat. It's because he's miserable as he's rightfully terrified about his feet and his health, and basically hates life since he got into Mallon Place. He's also acting like the nigger video triggered him, which I don't buy, I think it was a convenient excuse to finally wipe his videos.

If there's one thing I can suggest for fellow Wernologists out there, stop catfishing him. Stop using fake accounts. Lucas is already defeated and broken down. All it's doing now is maxing out his paranoia and mistrust of everyone. I stopped myself because it's pointless. Also, some of you have been taking it too far trying to gotcha him for a couple years now, tbh. If you want old Lucas back providing stupid video milk for you, back off for a bit.

Him being miserable at Mallon Place is certainly ironic. As has been pointed out, he is living out Socialism, just not in the way he wants Socialism to work. Lucas wants to have a nice place to live, plenty of money to eat at restaurants and a baby zoom handed to him by the government.

So, he is concerned about his feet and his health, is he? Is he concerned enough to actually make a true effort to improve his situation with his health and his rotting feet? I sort of doubt it. To be fair, I bet he is not getting much assistance or prodding in the bottom basement facility the state of Washington has put him in towards eating correctly and rehabbing himself. Even if they did, Lucas would probably not follow any directives given to him. After all, Lucas is an lolcow and as such, he hates advice and people telling him what to do.

People giving him advice makes him more mad then the catfish. Being given advice implies that he isn't plenty good, and he knows that he is. After all, he has lost 200 lbs and has them telomeres which will help his future children avoid cancer and depression. I am being sarcastic, but this is not too far from how Lucas thinks.

I disliked many of his videos on Youtube. I am not sorry that I did this. I am sorry that my actions had the consequence of making the cow delete his work, if that was indeed the case. But it was the least I could do to combat his smug ass attitude. I am hopeful the cow will return to releasing more videos later this year in hopes of getting the gen z women to form a queue at the nursing home. They are socialists who love Bernie Sanders and AOC. So, it only makes sense that they would want to date broke hobos who reside at Mallon Place.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

My two cents that no one asked for…

Lucas hasn’t produced any good content since he was placed in Mallon and medicated.

And since he has been medicated he has been reconsidering and pondering his past unmedicated behavior, and like any recently sober person, realizes he is an embarrassing, unhinged maniac when not on his meds and there are hours of videos for anyone to watch online to verify this fact.

The longer he is medicated and thinking in terms of a sane person the more the idea of getting rid of this past evidence of his insanity makes sense to him.

One day he pulls the trigger and whoosh, there goes his channels.

I still suspect he is getting some regular therapy as part of his Mallon stay and his therapist has urged him to get rid of his channels so he can make a clean start in trying to recover. Just my suspicion but it would make total sense.

Fact is, if anyone is to blame for Lucas deleting his channels it’s Lucas. More specifically, medicated Lucas.

 

[Ghjkl63]

I have returned from my hiatus, not that anyone cares. Just wanna say that klickitat is best wernologist

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I'd agree with you but for the text messages where he admits that he won't post new vids as long as klickitat is around. Regardless of his intent, his constant antagonizing of him has caused him to delete his channel and quit posting videos.

If you believe this you’re a fucking pine cone.

Lucas’s behavior is always linked to predation. He was chatting with that troll who told him that the videos of him acting that way seem really off putting. That person then rejected him for Lucas being Lucas but because Lucas can’t take responsibility, he attributes rejection to Klickitat’s video and is too dumb to delete individual videos so he deletes them all. Lucas constantly has catfish that come and go and is constantly blocking a new catfish for not being the pussy on his dick when they point out flaws. He has a Greerian-level hatred of accounting for past behavior so this rage quit is just his feeble way to control the narrative by not having the channels to answer to and likely thinking no one had back ups.

Lucas promises dumb shit that he never ever follows through on all the time. He swore he would stop saying the n word, that he would never go back to college while single, never release a video other than Patreon.

Lucas just says what he thinks will work and convince idiots to give in to his tantrum.

Lucas will likely be back when he hits a next manic swing and feels stifled but not being able to do those horrible live streams or to have the notoriety of the top YouTuber in Spokane (in his mind).

I’ll agree that the livestreams are too much. I’ve never been more annoyed with someone else’s pets in my life.