Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BeefMcBeef]

Denial:



Acceptance:

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I just made myself a new profile picture:

 

[AmpleApricots]

I like how well his face fits on the form, you don't even have to get tricky with photoshop.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Sorry, I'm slightly bored

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

I just made myself a new profile picture:

To think, he put that up thinking that was a good picture of him to use. He think that his jackfruit shaped head will attract the kiddies. Lucas simultaneously looks 50 and 15 in that photo. It's like he's gotten every single negative aspect of aging without any of the positive.

 

[ICappedTupac]

He lost his pacifier it seems.

 

[Inquisitor]

He lost his pacifier it seems.

Ah yes. He's going through the LDAR phase of inceldom

 

[Particle Bored]

heres the tosh.0 clip if anybody cares

4/10 no telomeres

This is a prime opportunity for Tosh to do an interview/web redemption at a steakhouse/with a steakhouse backdrop. You know Wern would jump at the chance to spread his wisdom on a national TV platform (unless the state has some objection, of course).

Sorry, I'm slightly bored

Increase the feathering on your clip tool or eraser around the edges for better blend.

 

[NotLucusWerner]

Incest is worst then young parents breeding? Do you guys have webbed toes or any other deformities?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Ah yes. He's going through the LDAR phase of inceldom

He seems to doing that with out the lay down aspect of it thanks to his MRSA and diabeetus.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Uh. What.

 

[AmpleApricots]

It makes no sense because he is delusional. Pointing out the flaws in his theories won't change anything about that. Anything he likes (or is absolutely forced to do) is great for his telomeres, anything he dislikes isn't. There's your logic.

Also having diabetes in your 30s isn't exactly a sign of shining health. To be fair, some medications
can really heighten the long-term danger of getting diabetes because of the metabolism changes. Was Lucas ever on antipsychotics?

 

[BeefMcBeef]

4/10 no telomeres

This is a prime opportunity for Tosh to do an interview/web redemption at a steakhouse/with a steakhouse backdrop. You know Wern would jump at the chance to spread his wisdom on a national TV platform (unless the state has some objection, of course).

Increase the feathering on your clip tool or eraser around the edges for better blend.

One of his posts was "you'd have to pay me to be on tosh.0". So much for chatting over a steak and sushi

 

[Inquisitor]

Uh. What.

I just looked this up...apparently it holds some water.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I just looked this up...apparently it holds some water.

Even if it is true, it means absolutely fuck all.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Lucas is talking about suing Tosh now. Where does he get the idea that he can sue anyone who thinks he's a retard? For one thing, you need to have money to sue someone(more money than the fucking dole provides) and second, if you could actually sue people for this shit, Tosh and KF would've been sued a thousand times over.

 

[Bassomatic]

Even if it is true, it means absolutely fuck all.

Lithium, is really nasty stuff but it's cheap and strong. For someone like Lucas who the medical pros know he's not working on himself, and gonna be a revolving customer in nut houses, it's a decent fit pill him up and let him sit and drool.

It's not used for a lot here are some of the side effects. It's so god damn long so I'm spoilering it.

Spoiler: yanked from wiki

Side effects[edit]
Sources for the following lists.[23][24][25][26][27][28][29][30]

Very Common (>10% incidence) adverse effects of lithium include

• Confusion
• Constipation (usually transient, but can persist in some)
• Decreased memory
• Diarrhea (usually transient, but can persist in some)
• Dry mouth
• EKG changes — usually benign changes in T waves.
• Hand tremor (usually transient, but can persist in some)
• Headache
• Hyperreflexia — overresponsive reflexes.
• Leukocytosis — elevated white blood cell count
• Muscle weakness (usually transient, but can persist in some)
• Myoclonus — muscle twitching.
• Nausea (usually transient, but can persist in some)
• Polydypsia — increased thirst.
• Polyuria — increased urination.
• Renal (kidney) toxicity which may lead to chronic kidney failure
• Vomiting (usually transient, but can persist in some)
• Vertigo
• Weight gain

Common (1-10%) adverse effects include

• Acne
• Extrapyramidal side effects — movement-related problems such as muscle rigidity, parkinsonism, dystonia, etc.
• Euthyroid goitre — i.e. the formation of a goitre despite normal thyroid functioning.
• Hypothyroidism — a deficiency of thyroid hormone.
• Hair loss/hair thinning

Rare/Uncommon (<1%) adverse effects include

• Brugada syndrome — a potentially fatal abnormality in the electrical activity of the heart.
• Coma
• Erythema multiforme — a potentially fatal skin reaction
• Hallucinations
• Hypercalcaemia — elevated blood levels of calcium.
• Hypermagnesaemia — elevated blood levels of magnesium.
• Hyperparathyroidism — elevated blood levels of parathyroid hormone.
• Hyperthyroidism — elevated blood concentrations of thyroid hormones.
• Increased intracranial pressure and papilledema
• Myasthenia gravis — an autoimmune condition where the body's own defences attack the neuromuscular junction — the gap across which the nerves communicate with the muscles — leading to muscle weakness.
• Oedema
• Pseudotumor cerebri
• Renal interstitial fibrosis
• Seizure
• Sinus node dysfunction
• Transient reduction in peripheral circulation as a whole

Unknown frequency adverse effects include

• Abdominal pain
• Albuminuria — protein in the urine, a sign of impaired kidney function.
• Bradycardia — low heart rate.
• Changes in taste
• Decreased creatinine clearance — another sign of impaired kidney function.
• Flatulence
• Gastritis
• Glycosuria — glucose (blood sugar) in the urine.
• Hyperthermia
• Hypotension — low blood pressure.
• Indigestion
• Nystagmus — involuntary eye movements that can interfere with vision.
• Oliguria — low urine output, although excess urine output is more likely.
• Sexual dysfunction including impotence, decreased libido, vaginal dryness, erectile dysfunction, etc.
• Slurred speech
• Somnolence
• Weight loss (gain is more common with prolonged treatment).

Lithium is known to be responsible for 1–2 kg of weight gain.[31] Weight gain may be a source of low self-esteem for the clinically depressed.[32]

In addition to tremors, lithium treatment appears to be a risk factor for development of parkinsonism symptoms, although the causal mechanism remains unknown.[33]

Most side effects of lithium are dose-dependent. The lowest effective dose is used to limit the risk of side effects.

Also it is known to add, 1-2KG of weight so 5lbs. Lucas is just a fatty fat fatso. Plus there are few worse ways to go than Heavy metal toxins and cooking your liver, two of the most common (over 10% of cases) with that med.

Lucas trying to say he's remotely healthy is beyond comical.

What's funny in regards to his meme about making dads 35. He doesn't seem to grasp how if his plan and idea is so great, why does he need government jack boots to enforce it? Also, aside that humans are sexual creatures, and bonding creatures. Pretend he gets his wish and they force abortions or force women dating men under 35 on birth control. What's to say people won't marry and have sex, leaving Lucas out of the running anyway being there is oodles of better pics even if you have to wait to have kids. More and more couples are waiting anyway.

This dude can't even use creative thought to get what he wants. But I do kind like how for someone who's all about rights, thinks it's ok to kick doors in and start punching girls in the stomach who got knocked up by a 31 year old man using tax payer funds is a good thing.

Also since he likes to play hyper liberal, salon (trash rag that pretends to be woke) just wrote about why incest is ok more so if the same sex because no inbreeding risk.

The only bern lucas feels is how his SSRIs mess with his dick and he pounds it for 3 hours trying to finish.

Edit:

Lucas is talking about suing Tosh now. Where does he get the idea that he can sue anyone who thinks he's an exceptional individual? For one thing, you need to have money to sue someone(more money than the fucking dole provides) and second, if you could actually sue people for this shit, Tosh and KF would've been sued a thousand times over.

Lucas doesn't understand the law, or legal system. He knows suing is a scary word and he's attempting to bully someone. When he himself didn't read youtube's TOS. Tosh first of all would have his employer CC back him in the case so those are deep pockets and second he's legally covered so no matter how many dollars Lucas threw at this he never would win.

It's Lucas version of a 12 year old screaming he's gonna get you banned for no scoping him at call of duty.

But at least the 12 year old will grow up at one point and get laid. Things Lucas won't.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Wern's grocery haul, note the giant containers of gourmet mayo and Sriracha

 

[Inquisitor]

Wern's grocery haul, note the giant containers of gourmet mayo and Sriracha

Nothing says I can support a family like bargain mayo and sriracha. Although I do love me some sriracha

 

[BeefMcBeef]