Lucas has always been at deaths door and circling the drain, but to me that's part of the charm. HIS LIFE KEEPS GETTING WORSE.
This man... has downgraded his health, happiness and sanity, because he's now fucking fed and sheltered. It's shows how insanely broken brain Lucas is, anyone else dropped into his plights 2 years ago, would be able to bounce into something by now. More so factoring his Coof checks. Lucas some how has this monkey paw for anything in his life.
Dare say a reverse Midas touch anything he has or is around turns to shit instead of gold. Because anything he wants or demands some how makes his life worse, at times I wonder what a zoomer bae would/could do to make him suffer more.
Honestly, the rest of us here work and do our chores and live life, Lucas is much closer to a pampered 1%er than any of us, despite how we sit on the socio economic scale. We might be flat bill car owners, but I don't know about you, I still have to wash my own darn clothes, cook meals and pay that house note... Lucas on the other hand can just waddle around his new fart box home, being fed, clothed and handed his meds.
Having all these servants, sounds much more like Bezos than the working class Lucas claims to fight for.
In regards to Lucas being dull, well this is him at his best, both on thought and behavior, showing two things more than when he amuses us with his hobo screeching. Lucas is dumb, I don't even mean that too much as an insult. He's just not able to think things out or understand things, so he just re states the same shit over he says to try to fit in, and also the other big one, Lucas is boring. He's wired like a fucking Raccoon, eat sleep and fuck. Even his "passions" are nothing more than thinly veiled attempts to get Zoomer puss puss. He has no cares ideals or hobbies.
Even those things he's addicted to food and sex, he's insanely basic and lazy. Food is a comfort and he's not picky, I could understand being poor and not able to afford A5 steak, Truffles or heck with inflation, a damned pork chop now a days but you could understand how to blend flavors etc. Even using his left over few bucks a month getting some spices and stuff to spruce up the slop Mallon throws at our piggy. But no it's just about eating for sake of putting food in him.
Next to sex, he doesn't have really any cares aside a woman be geneticly fit to give him a baby to molest. He never says I want a girl into arts because I love watching someone create, or we can both enjoy vintage film etc. It's just her body type and she has to care for Lucas, both in like him as a person care but you know pay for him to laze about like the cow he is, and sexually service him.
I guess I'm being a bit long in the post since his content is so dry, but let us all remember to be groovy to each other, (I don't want to rehash that issue) and Lucas exists for us to laugh at his suffering, and this slower time will all pay off when he's wheeling around foot less in the middle of a Spokane winter screaming BERNIE SANDERS GIVE ME A COAT AND A GIRL FRIEND
