Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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View attachment 3182163looks like he caught on to the catfish maybe? Either way, he's right. Nobody wants to be him because he's garbage.
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An arrogant piece of garbage. What is so ridiculous about him is that when people try and give him actual legit advice he's like "fuck you, blocked" instead of actually taking the time to evaluate himself. It's like listen Lucas, you fat fucking faggot, you've been on your teen quest for puss puss for what, almost a decade and it's not working and it never will because you are a fat, homeless, narcissistic fucker who thinks he has the same thing to offer as someone who contributes to society, tries to better themselves and actually LEARNS from their mistakes. But ole' shit bag Lucas thinks he is perfectly amazing and smarter than anyone else. Line up, bitches!
 
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Oh look, the POS's modus operandi. The Creep is vile and despicable but it's always other people's fault.

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Looks like we'll find out this summer:

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Da Dude123 said:
Fatty thinks he is getting another fart box, does he? We will see about that. I bet he doesn't.
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When I read the "independent housing" it is the type of language used by programs/services geared to providing disabled people with supportive housing. It may be an apartment complex/building for people with mental illness/disabilities. Kind of like the housing he had with Pioneer Human Services.

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I hope whatever program/services the Creep is looking to get housing with they take the time to look into his "history".
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, he probably does. He does not have a clue that his tugboat will go away if he is working that much. Him actually getting a job is almost certainly not in the cards. But can you imagine the moooing and autistic screeching if his tugboat did not port on the first of the month? Reee! Reee, he would say.

I am not sure if he thinks he is impressing people with talking about getting a job? Lucas seems to have this idea that thinking or talking about something is just as good as actually doing it. Like when he goes on about "exploring body building and veganism". Or getting a PHD. He does nothing towards actually doing or attempting these things. With the exception of gorging on some vegan cheese or taking a couple semesters at the community college.

I know lying to himself keeps him going and I think Lucas is crazy enough that he believes his own lies.
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Would he even be welcome at Spokane area community colleges, considering his history around younger people?
I'd be horrified to see an obese stinky ragman at my kids college.

Edited to add, he will definitely be more entertaining if he has his own place. HOWEVER, if it's "independent living" for speds like him, there will be rules. And we know how Wern feels about rules.
I'll bet my tips if he does get another fartbox, he will end up letting a parade of homeless people through there in his quest for puss puss.
 
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Jeep1971 said:
Would he even be welcome at Spokane area community colleges, considering his history around younger people?
I'd be horrified to see an obese stinky ragman at my kids college.
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He was enrolled for a couple quarters. He would wear Batman pataloonies on campus and he would set up his shitty board games in common areas in class room buildings. No baby zooms ever stopped to talk to him. He would look filthy coming to class.

People tried emailing security to warn them of the cow's presence, but they didn't care.

There is not much credible info from other students at the college giving examples of his behavior. I bet he was being a cow on campus.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I bet he was being a cow on campus.
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He's so awkward and shy and scared of men he probably kept to himself. Every uni has at least one weird old pervert that leers at the girls. He was probably a well known creep on campus but didn't do anything to earn him infamy. It's spokane, after all, an apparent hobo paradise. I'm willing to bet there's stiff competition for "weirdest old bum at uni"
 
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TurdFondler said:
He's so awkward and shy and scared of men he probably kept to himself. Every uni has at least one weird old pervert that leers at the girls. He was probably a well known creep on campus but didn't do anything to earn him infamy. It's spokane, after all, an apparent hobo paradise. I'm willing to bet there's stiff competition for "weirdest old bum at uni"
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I'm sure he did sufficient leering to earn him infamy among the women students. Also take into account he was already carrying his infamous reputation his 1st day on campus. Wouldn't take long for his "history" to make it's way among the students.
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View attachment 3182911big baby bitch boy ran out of his pennies from heaven by mid-month already and can't afford to go get more dollar store beetus juice. Whomp whomp
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Sign of a real man isn't it. A real con man that is.
 
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So why is the Creep going to wait till it's warmer outside to do some walking to help overcome the tiredness. When he still had the open hole in his foot he was fast walking the halls at Mallon to drop weight. Now with the hole healed there is no reason he can't walk the halls.
He "shared" the energy drinks with a friend. If he "shared" it was likely 1 can and the Creep drank the rest. But this is Lucas, he'll lie about sharing, he'll lie about not having any drinks left to see if he can get people to send him money or doordash him more drinks.

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Da Dude123 said:
Fatty thinks he is getting another fart box, does he? We will see about that. I bet he doesn't.
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He most certainly won’t, but I’m really hoping he does.

Yes, a nursing home is genuinely the best thing for him…but I miss regular content and Lucas letting all of his worst instincts take over.

That probably makes me a bad person, but what good is a cow that is no longer producing milk?
 
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VoidFace said:
He most certainly won’t, but I’m really hoping he does.

Yes, a nursing home is genuinely the best thing for him…but I miss regular content and Lucas letting all of his worst instincts take over.

That probably makes me a bad person, but what good is a cow that is no longer producing milk?
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There’s no word for cows past their milking ability because that’s butcher time.

Put this cow to pasture.
 
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