Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Stinkyboy said:
Heavy breathing/sighing/snorting/groaning during semi-consciousness is a classic side effect of methadone.
Lucas must be pretty doped up to be paired with that dude.

I’m still leaning towards seroquel due to his schiozotypical symptoms - they generally administer 500mg to curb severe psychotic/schizo symptoms, but he’s huge…. I can only imagine the dose

Basically; he’s been deemed a lost cause and is easier to deal with when he’s lethargic
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But he is still plenty good, tho! He is ready to move out of the nursing home and stay on his own. It is a good use of the public's tax dollars to put this cow up in an apartment, aparently. If this apartment thing falls through, Lucas will be moooing and reeeing. He may end up absconding from the nursing home.
 
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Looks to be the fat tub of lard projecting his own caffeine highs/buzz to sitcoms. The idiot goes around laughing. After telling the Owls he doesn't watch TV, he does.
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
"Having a lady is less important to me than having a part-time job, so I can at least show a lady a good time".

This is such a Lucas sentence. Circular and self-contradictory.

I don't want a hamburger for lunch, I want french fries, because they go great with a hamburger.

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That photo is revolting. Scabs on overgrown man titties.
Btw, you don't "have" ladies they are not possessions!
 
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mothman96 said:
Now that Fatso is supposedly going to move and have SSI money to blow, he's aiming at a part time job- "to show a lady a good time".
He "knows" he can work because he did volunteer work a few years ago when he was off his meds.

The "volunteer work" was in 2016 at the Evergreen Club which is part of Frontier Behavior Health. Evergreen Club via volunteer work help the mentally ill feel productive.

How "capable" was the Creep -- he had a mental breakdown at work, crying and yelling in the bathroom, ending up in the hospital.

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Trump was why he had a hissy fit at his "work"....riighhhtttt....it's not like Lucas has regular nonsensical yelling fits on a regular basis. No, it's because of Trump and not connected to his ongoing obsession with (likely) underage puss puss....Also, calling what he did work is VERY generous.
 
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"I'm just saying it feels like they're on a caffeine buzz..."

What does that even  mean?

Lucas can distinguish the drugs in someone's system by the type of laughter? That's a degree of perception that's straight supernatural.

This is similar to when Lucas discussed his public "stand up comedy" while homeless; he mentioned several times hearing strangers give a specific sort of laugh that he knew was in response to a joke IN HIS HEAD. And therefore, he knew said joke was funny. He heard laughs which were in response to jokes in his head. And thought this was normal.

Lucas seems to think this sort of extrasensory perception of the world is the norm.
 
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Off topic, I love the fact that lucas tends to spell out his username/website domain whenever he asks his viewers to follow him on either his IG or his weebly page and it's hilarious cause it's easy to tell he feels superior whenever he does that 😂

Considering he couldn't spell "YOUR" it's most likely he rehearsed it countless times
 
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IceQueen said:
I agree 100%. Does he deserve his own place? No but he doesn’t deserve anything that gets handed to him. And him having his own place not only produces the best content, but also doesn’t force other people to wash his shitty underwear or share a room with him, which no one should have to do ever.
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Yeah but it also means he's not tame, sedated and making autistic board games; it means he's more likely to be wandering the streets and creeping on younger women and teenage girls again...

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Trump was why he had a hissy fit at his "work"....riighhhtttt....it's not like Lucas has regular nonsensical yelling fits on a regular basis. No, it's because of Trump and not connected to his ongoing obsession with (likely) underage puss puss....Also, calling what he did work is VERY generous.
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Again, its because according to Lucas, Lucas Colby Werner's problems are the fault of everyone EXCEPT Lucas Colby Werner.
 
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