Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

TurdFondler said:
I feel like there's gotta be some kind of wrangling going on during some of these shopping trips. When he said he didn't get olives because they were "expensive" and "we're in a recession" that wasn't The Wern talking. He'd brag about how much he dropped on olives.
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Thinking the olives didn't appeal to him at the time. Lucas is the type if he really wanted the olives he would have bought them. Cheese he really really likes.
 
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Scipio Africanus said:
It's pretty hard to fuck up a pre-made sauce with added ground beef. You need to drain the excess fat off the beef or the thing becomes WAY too greasy, but if he bought a lean mix in the first place the damage is MITIGATED.
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Yeah, not sure he did that seeing as he dumped both the noodles and the sauce in the pan where the ground beef was cooked.
 
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So am I getting this right?

He sat outside a grocery store eating three blocks of cheese he just bought? And he ate them...all?

I find it hard to believe that any "friends" would find this sort of activity enjoyable. This really sounds like one of those activities that appeals to Lucas and Lucas alone.

Cheese binge.

Hey Baby Z, I can provide you with the best cheeses, a creamy camembert, a sharp stilton, a melty gruyere. Oh wait those are my socks. Flatbill Johnny is like a Kraft Single! He's just not gonna be able to offer you this sort of quality cheese-based enjoyment! Johnny's like milk... I'm like Casu Martzu. No, not crawling with vermin! I'm AGED! He's wrapped in plastic and goes great on Daily Hamburger Spaghetti, (damn my love of all cheeses, it's ruining my perfect metaphor!) I'm $30/lb. and am best enjoyed sitting on the curb outside a gas station!
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So am I getting this right?

He sat outside a grocery store eating three blocks of cheese he just bought? And he ate them...all?

I find it hard to believe that any "friends" would find this sort of activity enjoyable. This really sounds like one of those activities that appeals to Lucas and Lucas alone.

Cheese binge.

Hey Baby Z, I can provide you with the best cheeses, a creamy camembert, a sharp stilton, a melty gruyere. Oh wait those are my socks. Flatbill Johnny is like a Kraft Single! He's just not gonna be able to offer you this sort of quality cheese-based enjoyment! Johnny's like milk... I'm like Casu Martzu. No, not crawling with vermin! I'm AGED! He's wrapped in plastic and goes great on Daily Hamburger Spaghetti, (damn my love of all cheeses, it's ruining my perfect metaphor!) I'm $30/lb. and am best enjoyed sitting on the curb outside a gas station!
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What I think he meant was he and his "friends" sat outside the place where he lives. And yea, he was the one that cheese binged.
 
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mothman96 said:
What I think he meant was he and his "friends" sat outside the place where he lives. And yea, he was the one that cheese binged.
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He must float the line between total constipation and unstoppable diarrhea at all times.
I can’t even begin to imagine what his room smells like with that churning around in his massively engorged stomach.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
It looks better than a lot of the other food he cooks. Way way better than those shrimp nachos. Those looked awful. Boiling the noodles and then adding the sauce and the cooked noodles in with the cooked ground beef was odd.

The portions are something else. If I made that much food, 1 and a half lbs of ground beef and however much pasta that was, I could have at least 4 meals out of that. If he ate all that in one sitting, that is some serious eating. I fear that he likely did.

This was the same guy who downed a whole pizza and then headed over to the steakhouse right after and then ate like a 12 once steak. So, he probably ate all that and downed those so called nachos he made last night too. No wonder he is so fat.

The other thing, homeboy should embrace generics. Buying the brand name sauce and organic chips. That is not something someone in his economic situation should do. You really do save money buying store brand stuff at the grocery store. Your money does go farther when you do that. Most store brands are plenty good and some are almost as good as the name brands.

Lucas shows time and time again why he can't be trusted with money or various other aspects of adulthood. He will blow through his food stamps before the end of the week.
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Agreed. Two pounds of dry pasta, two jars of store brand sauce,pound of cheap burger a loaf of French bread,and you got dinner for days under $10.
This slug eats enough to feed a whole ass family for a week in one sitting! Gluttony is a sin Dr. Luke.

Edited to add that if you want to "fancy-up" that cheapo meal, you can add a cheap precut salad mix AND switch up on pasta types/shapes.
Farfalle,or bow ties, make cheap pasta feel fancy.
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Lucas will do what he always does, blow his EBT on "fancy" things than back to food banks. I try not to get MATI but this scam always irked me.

During early Coof, I helped at my local one (via a church I bet that makes Pukas mad) I won't ass pat myself or anything but from COVID a lot of people whom work hard fell between cracks and making sure they ate well was great. We also really helped out a low income retiree place, I did the deliveries there. It was cozy AF, we made some food knocked on a door and some 75 year old who lived in a little ass apartment on SS ate. Regardless of your view of covid older ppl were at more risk .

We got so many nice letters and these older people made some HORRID dago red wine and left it for me. I can't picture nor do I ask or judge, why are you and the Mrs 70 and don't have any pennies saved but they couldn't feed themselves well and still saw the stranger who brought them ham and cheese and jars of PB as someone to share a "home made wine" shows how thankful they were.

Lucas is fucking retarded and entitled so he ate fancy cheese, 20/lb fuck me. That's not for poor people to eat. I won't side track I used to live off 20 a week when I was broke getting my PhD.. oh I got mine unlike Pukas. Sorry on PL just wanted to twist knife since Lucas is in a new group home and has a fucking food stamp card and all high and mighty. That doesn't irk me but it shows how insane and disconnected he is. He really flexes a fucking EBT card. Something you can't get if you fucking change oil part time, or mow a few lawns. But he's so deep into bum life he's showing it off like a AMEX black (but credit cards are evil and the amex black is called the Centurion and metal if you ever touch one)

His momma's 'ghetto.... ehhh ghetti, was just sad. Reminded me of cooking with Jack and ruining literally something for kids to cook. Probably most safe to eat thing he's done.

Aside mocking his poorness and bad cooking, he's back on this very primal "I feed you" lure to zoomer puss puss. This to me says 2 things eithers he's going to stay as such make lulz cooking and eat himself to death and we all laugh as his legs are hacked off. Or, he's 100% off meds and he's going to be bus stop screaming chugging his entire EBT card on Venom drinks yelling at passing cars about flat bills and his super sperm.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So am I getting this right?

He sat outside a grocery store eating three blocks of cheese he just bought? And he ate them...all?

I find it hard to believe that any "friends" would find this sort of activity enjoyable. This really sounds like one of those activities that appeals to Lucas and Lucas alone.

Cheese binge.
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Lucas has a very expansive definition of the word "friend" which can be anyone who has made sustained eye contact with him to exchanging awkward small talk. The term most certainly does not mean a person with whom Lucas has had sustained friendly contact with, because Lucas doesn't really have any kind of "relationship" that isn't shattered beyond repair before long. Probably the longest friendships he has ever maintained in the last decade have probably been with trolls and the odd catfish in it for the long-con.

I'm glad we are back to cheese, when I first started watching Lucas on Facebook, he was buying huge blocks of cheese for a time. This is him self-medicating in an effort to regulate his mood, so binge was a good word to use. Cheese is a pretty common comfort food because it can really get your brain's "reward system" chugging along. Lucas' striatum gets a dopamine signal, spiny neurons get activated, prefrontal cortex starts adjusting glutamate levels, and before he can hit the record button he is wrapped in the embrace of a warm pleasurable hug courtesy of brain chemistry. Nice way to cap a long day, but a poor strategy if the goal is to improve your mood consistently (i.e. this is why you are clinically obese Lucas).
 
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I just remembered the 12 lb of cheese.

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mothman96 said:
I just remembered the 12 lb of cheese.

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I’ve never seen this photo, it seems my Wernological knowledge is lacking.

And besides the cheese (including the fucking family size container of cheese balls), what I find weird is the 2-3 packs of tortillas. I’m a fan of homemade burritos, and one pack can last me for at least a week or two. Each pack has probably 8+ tortillas. Who the fuck is eating 24 fucking burritos in such quick succession? I mean, I know the answer is the personification of gluttony that is Lucas, but fucking still. And it doesn’t even look like there are any rice or beans or meat in the basket. Are his “burritos” just cheese and salsa on a tortilla…?
 
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VoidFace said:
I’ve never seen this photo, it seems my Wernological knowledge is lacking.

And besides the cheese (including the fucking family size container of cheese balls), what I find weird is the 2-3 packs of tortillas. I’m a fan of homemade burritos, and one pack can last me for at least a week or two. Each pack has probably 8+ tortillas. Who the fuck is eating 24 fucking burritos in such quick succession? I mean, I know the answer is the personification of gluttony that is Lucas, but fucking still. And it doesn’t even look like there are any rice or beans or meat in the basket. Are his “burritos” just cheese and salsa on a tortilla…?
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Also, goes without saying, but even with HIS intake, most of that cheese would go green and moldy before he got to it.
 
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VoidFace said:
I’ve never seen this photo, it seems my Wernological knowledge is lacking.

And besides the cheese (including the fucking family size container of cheese balls), what I find weird is the 2-3 packs of tortillas. I’m a fan of homemade burritos, and one pack can last me for at least a week or two. Each pack has probably 8+ tortillas. Who the fuck is eating 24 fucking burritos in such quick succession? I mean, I know the answer is the personification of gluttony that is Lucas, but fucking still. And it doesn’t even look like there are any rice or beans or meat in the basket. Are his “burritos” just cheese and salsa on a tortilla…?
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Those cans might be the beans.

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