Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I was hoping he'd go out with a bang.

Downtown spokane
Surrounded by cops
In a hospital gown
6 year old held hostage by the creep (any older and he'll get overpowered)
Screaming "BIGITTSSS!!", "MONEY AND POWER AND GREED", ETC

You never know, it could still happen

I picture it going something like this.....but with more zoomer baes and screeching about flatbills and hoarders

So..... shall we all pitch in to get him a novelty headstone of a catfish, engraved with 'it was never in the cards' and a full christian burial with his own requiem

That said it should be interesting to see how myrna reacts to lucas going out first. She's going to play victim for lucas for all its worth I suspect

 

[DeletedSoul]

Could it be the Venom?

Energy drinks, enough of them at least... that's gottybe bad news.

The Venom, the soda, all the other sugar and carb heavy stuff he has...

Several years ago before I was diagnosed with diabetes, I shamelessly indulged my sweet tooth all the time. By the end I was drinking soda and Hi-C all the time, and I was INCREDIBLY thirsty as a result. I was also peeing every hour at least. Finally I acknowledged that this wasn't normal and I went and saw a doctor about it, and was diagnosed as diabetic.


The difference between me and Lucas is that I put a hard stop on my sugar intake. I immediately stopped drinking any liquid that contained any level of sugar, cut my intake of solid food with processed sugar down to nearly zero, and cut my carb intake as much as I could.

Since then I'm not the most compliant diabetic ever, but I've kept my sugar intake fairly low, and it's not that hard. Lucas should have done the same, but he hasn't because he's too narcissistic to accept the damage he's been doing to himself, and has zero self control. And now it's killing him. It's honestly awe inspiring to see him decline so fast.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The Venom, the soda, all the other sugar and carb heavy stuff he has...

Several years ago before I was diagnosed with diabetes, I shamelessly indulged my sweet tooth all the time. By the end I was drinking soda and Hi-C all the time, and I was INCREDIBLY thirsty as a result. I was also peeing every hour at least. Finally I acknowledged that this wasn't normal and I went and saw a doctor about it, and was diagnosed as diabetic.


The difference between me and Lucas is that I put a hard stop on my sugar intake. I immediately stopped drinking any liquid that contained any level of sugar, cut my intake of solid food with processed sugar down to nearly zero, and cut my carb intake as much as I could.

Since then I'm not the most compliant diabetic ever, but I've kept my sugar intake fairly low, and it's not that hard. Lucas should have done the same, but he hasn't because he's too narcissistic to accept the damage he's been doing to himself, and has zero self control. And now it's killing him. It's honestly awe inspiring to see him decline so fast.

Wern has no self control with anything. Sadly unless hes locked up and forced to eat proper and take his medication hell kill himself.

 

[AmpleApricots]

lolcows are always immune to the consequences of their own behavior until they aren't. There's absolutely no scenario where dialysis isn't a sign of your body shitting out on you.

That said, I wonder if the dehydration meant that he's feeling thirsty. Dialysis patients have to limit their fluid intake, thirst is a constant feeling for the dialysis patient.

He's really reaching for that inactive tag isn't he.

EDIT: It's also not exactly a treatment doctors do just because it'd be good. Nigga was about to die.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

Temporary dialysis is definitely a thing, depending on the severity of kidney disease. If I take him on his word, I'm gonna guess that he's having an acute-on-chronic episode, meaning that he's having an acute flare-up on top of a certain degree of chronic disease. This is not unusual with non-compliant diabetics. Vomiting, excessive urination, etc in relation to hyperglycemia can cause enough dehydration to throw you into an acute-on-chronic episode. The kidneys are very vascular, and as such are more sensitive to blood circulation disruptions that can be caused by the body's fluid volume going too low, or other things like abnormal heart rhythms, etc. I've seen docs put patients on specialized cardiac drips to alter the heart's pumping action in order to improve acute kidney injury, for example. They're probably trying to replenish his fluid and electrolytes through IV, but putting him on temporary dialysis so that they can regulate his fluid volume in a controlled way, and not just overload injured kidneys with fluid and get rid of excess electrolytes that have been building up due to damaged renal function.

Or we can't take him at his word, his kidneys are well and truly fucked, and he misinterpreted "we're gonna put in a temporary dialysis catheter while we get things set up to put a permanent dialysis shunt in" as "this is a temporary dialysis cath you'll get dialysis for a few days lol."

 

[mothman96]

If a member from --Lucas Werner Broke Posting/Ebegging-- reads this:

Just to make it clear -- it's taxpayer money that goes into financially supporting the Predator POS Lucas Colby Werner and pays for all his medical bills.

Via- "Lucas Werner Broke Posting/Ebegging"

 

[Da Dude123]

Temporary dialysis is definitely a thing, depending on the severity of kidney disease. If I take him on his word, I'm gonna guess that he's having an acute-on-chronic episode, meaning that he's having an acute flare-up on top of a certain degree of chronic disease. This is not unusual with non-compliant diabetics. Vomiting, excessive urination, etc in relation to hyperglycemia can cause enough dehydration to throw you into an acute-on-chronic episode. The kidneys are very vascular, and as such are more sensitive to blood circulation disruptions that can be caused by the body's fluid volume going too low, or other things like abnormal heart rhythms, etc. I've seen docs put patients on specialized cardiac drips to alter the heart's pumping action in order to improve acute kidney injury, for example. They're probably trying to replenish his fluid and electrolytes through IV, but putting him on temporary dialysis so that they can regulate his fluid volume in a controlled way, and not just overload injured kidneys with fluid and get rid of excess electrolytes that have been building up due to damaged renal function.

Or we can't take him at his word, his kidneys are well and truly fucked, and he misinterpreted "we're gonna put in a temporary dialysis catheter while we get things set up to put a permanent dialysis shunt in" as "this is a temporary dialysis cath you'll get dialysis for a few days lol."

If it is just a temporary dialysis, then we all know what the result of this whole thing will be. Lucas will learn absolutely nothing from this whole situation. He will go right back to doing what he did before. He will eat his big portions of daily hamburger spaghetti and down numerous energy drinks everyday along with his huge portions of other meals.

Lucas will think after this is done that he is "cured" and cured is forever! Just like when he lost the 200 lbs. The fact that he gained it back is irrelevant. Plenty good!

Then he will act shoked if this whole thing happens again and this time he has a more or less permanent condition. Lucas, like all lolcows never learn their lesson from anything. The only way he has to change for something like this will be if he is forced to. And for the bottom of the barrel care he is entitled to, that may not happen.

 

[mothman96]

Then he will act shoked if this whole thing happens again and this time he has a more or less permanent condition. Lucas, like all lolcows never learn their lesson from anything. The only way he has to change for something like this will be if he is forced to. And for the bottom of the barrel care he is entitled to, that may not happen.

The only way he'll be force to is if he is placed in a full care nursing home. One where all his meals are tailored to his medical requirements and he is not allowed leave the premises to go out and gorge on whatever food/drinks he wants.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Lucas Werner: organ failure arc

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

So my wife is a nurse and apparently dehydration can cause your kidney’s to fuck off and require short term dialysis. That being said, your kidneys have to be in pretty sad shape to begin with (due to being overweight, poor diet, etc).

For a normal person, this would be a hell of a wake up call. For Lucas, it won’t be.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Things we know for sure:

• He made it 63 days out of Mallon place before renal failing.
• He will learn nothing from this
• He will continue to beg for sodas but may wait until his payee isn’t looking
• This is not from just a bit of dehydration
• Even if temporary, it won’t be the only time
• He will never get a donor kidney. He’s too non-compliant to be on the transplant list and mama Myrna and fam would never.
• He will continue to argue telomere superiority and blame his ailing health on lack of baes
• You’re all greedy.

 

[DeletedSoul]

If it is just a temporary dialysis, then we all know what the result of this whole thing will be. Lucas will learn absolutely nothing from this whole situation. He will go right back to doing what he did before. He will eat his big portions of daily hamburger spaghetti and down numerous energy drinks everyday along with his huge portions of other meals.

Lucas will think after this is done that he is "cured" and cured is forever! Just like when he lost the 200 lbs. The fact that he gained it back is irrelevant. Plenty good!

Then he will act shoked if this whole thing happens again and this time he has a more or less permanent condition. Lucas, like all lolcows never learn their lesson from anything. The only way he has to change for something like this will be if he is forced to. And for the bottom of the barrel care he is entitled to, that may not happen.

Agreed with this. The foot ulcer should have been his ultimate wakeup call. It was a visible and painful consequence that limited his ability to live normally. And yet, the second he was able to, he went right back to packing away as much sugar as possible. It didn't even occur to him that the foot ulcer could come back, or that worse consequences could happen.

If Lucas is able to recover from this he'll do the same thing again. One way or another his diabetes is going to put him underground because he refuses to even slightly reduce his bad habits in order to stay alive.

 

[mothman96]

So my wife is a nurse and apparently dehydration can cause your kidney’s to fuck off and require short term dialysis. That being said, your kidneys have to be in pretty sad shape to begin with (due to being overweight, poor diet, etc).

For a normal person, this would be a hell of a wake up call. For Lucas, it won’t be.

I can understand someone becoming dehydrated when they have no access to water. The Creep has access to water in his apt. If he's creeping around parks, downtown, etc.-- I'm sure there are water fountains he can get to. So how did he become dehydrated? Unless he didn't want to drink water but only soda, energy drinks and the like. Once he blowed through his SSI cash and EBT that he used for soda etc. he dehydrated because water didn't meet his "needs".

 

[BowlOfDick]

Can we just briefly reflect on what Luke’s behaviour will be in hospital.

AFAIK, this is his first lengthy stay as an inpatient (for non mental health reasons) in a while. This will involve him essentially sitting on his ass and being waited on hand and diabetic foot by young female nurses.

He will absolutely fucking love it.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

So I’ve been patiently waiting to see what direction Lucas would take. Would he settle into the nursing home life, realizing he has fucked up his health so bad he needs to turn his life over to being cared for indefinitely or would he double down on the “everything is all good” lie he tells himself and go right back into the gluttonous behaviors that have led to his current state?

Now we know.

As much fun as “Nursing Home Wern” would’ve been I think we are at the start of the death arc/inactive tag. He is committing a form of suicide by neglect. Not terribly surprising, but there is something really morbid watching someone do this to themselves.

 

[mothman96]

Can we just briefly reflect on what Luke’s behaviour will be in hospital.

AFAIK, this is his first lengthy stay as an inpatient (for non mental health reasons) in a while. This will involve him essentially sitting on his ass and being waited on hand and diabetic foot by young female nurses.

He will absolutely fucking love it.

I don't think he'll be loving it being hooked up to a dialysis machine for 3 to 4 hrs. From what I hear dialysis sessions are not easy and the patient does not feel well afterwards.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

So my wife is a nurse and apparently dehydration can cause your kidney’s to fuck off and require short term dialysis. That being said, your kidneys have to be in pretty sad shape to begin with (due to being overweight, poor diet, etc).

For a normal person, this would be a hell of a wake up call. For Lucas, it won’t be.

For Lucas, the worst wake up call is not having a GEN Z bae to wake up to

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I can understand someone becoming dehydrated when they have no access to water. The Creep has access to water in his apt. If he's creeping around parks, downtown, etc.-- I'm sure there are water fountains he can get to. So how did he become dehydrated? Unless he didn't want to drink water but only soda, energy drinks and the like. Once he blowed through his SSI cash and EBT that he used for soda etc. he dehydrated because water didn't meet his "needs".

I don’t know what the weather has been up there, but I was changing the starter on my project car a week or so ago and started to get dizzy and nauseous from the heat. I immediately went inside and drank like a gallon of water and cooled down.

Granted, it’s been in the 100s in Texas while I presume it’s considerably cooler in Spokane but the heat can sneak up on you.

That being said, at no point did I have to undergo dialysis to fix my kidneys. That’s a sign of long term mismanagement of one’s health.

The fact that he puked and didn’t immediately start taking corrective action says a lot about his ability to take care of himself. He should’ve started guzzling water and/or Gatorade at that point. Instead he just went on with his day until he collapsed (probably had a Venom or two in the meantime).

 

[mothman96]

I don’t know what the weather has been up there, but I was changing the starter on my project car a week or so ago and started to get dizzy and nauseous from the heat. I immediately went inside and drank like a gallon of water and cooled down.

Granted, it’s been in the 100s in Texas while I presume it’s considerably cooler in Spokane but the heat can sneak up on you.

That being said, at no point did I have to undergo dialysis to fix my kidneys. That’s a sign of long term mismanagement of one’s health.

The fact that he puked and didn’t immediately start taking corrective action says a lot about his ability to take care of himself. He should’ve started guzzling water and/or Gatorade at that point. Instead he just went on with his day until he collapsed (probably had a Venom or two in the meantime).

Yup, Lucas's lifelong inability to take care of himself and he'll forego drinking water to hydrate landed him where he is now.

 

[Jeep1971]

Mauy

Agreed with this. The foot ulcer should have been his ultimate wakeup call. It was a visible and painful consequence that limited his ability to live normally. And yet, the second he was able to, he went right back to packing away as much sugar as possible. It didn't even occur to him that the foot ulcer could come back, or that worse consequences could happen.

If Lucas is able to recover from this he'll do the same thing again. One way or another his diabetes is going to put him underground because he refuses to even slightly reduce his bad habits in order to stay alive.

Perhaps he will take up smoking too?