Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I actually don't think Lucas is capable of completely making things up for some reason. Everything he's said has probably been partially based on something happening. He probably got hassled outside of a club by young men who knew who he was and that turned into his "Matthew Shepard of agephobia" thing where he got beat up by "steel bats." But this whole dialysis thing is impossible to figure out because he's lying multiple times. He's way too unreliable of a narrator to know what happened at this point.
 
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How is it possible for even a lard ass like Lucas to lose 60 pounds in 2 months outside of literal starvation. We've seen him frying up his usual disgusting Frankenstein meals full of fat like he does every time he has access to kitchen appliances so we know he's still eating like a tard. I guess he's probably losing weight from not eating 5 times a day at Mallon, but what he said is like a pound a day. That just doesn't seem realistic, but then again this is Lucas I'm talking about so it's probably extremely over exaggerated. 60 pounds, give or take 30 or 40. Post pics fatty. Prove your claim.
 
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How is it possible for even a lard ass like Lucas to lose 60 pounds in 2 months outside of literal starvation.
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It is possible on paper and starvation wouldn't be enough. You'd have to manipulate your metabolism and keep it at a certain state artificially to actually get rid of that much weight so quickly and it would damage your body in the process and the damage would likely be permanent.

If Lucas was the size of Steven Assanti (700+ pounds), you could achieve that kind of loss through food abstinence because the sheer caloric intake you need on a daily basis to maintain a weight at 700+ pounds is so outrageous that simply halting it would enable his body to actually function as intended.
 
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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
How is it possible for even a lard ass like Lucas to lose 60 pounds in 2 months outside of literal starvation. We've seen him frying up his usual disgusting Frankenstein meals full of fat like he does every time he has access to kitchen appliances so we know he's still eating like a tard. I guess he's probably losing weight from not eating 5 times a day at Mallon, but what he said is like a pound a day. That just doesn't seem realistic, but then again this is Lucas I'm talking about so it's probably extremely over exaggerated. 60 pounds, give or take 30 or 40. Post pics fatty. Prove your claim.
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No way he dropped 60 lbs in 2 months. He was eating huge portions still. Remember his hamburger spaghetti video? He made enough food for 4-5 people. He cooked up 1.5 lbs of ground chuck and probably around 1 lbs of pasta along with an entire jar of sauce. He probably ate all that in one meal.

This is him doing his mental gymnastic math. Maybe down 60 lbs from his heaviest weight ever? His profile pic he looks very fat.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
No way he dropped 60 lbs in 2 months. He was eating huge portions still. Remember his hamburger spaghetti video? He made enough food for 4-5 people. He cooked up 1.5 lbs of ground chuck and probably around 1 lbs of pasta along with an entire jar of sauce. He probably ate all that in one meal.

This is him doing his mental gymnastic math. Maybe down 60 lbs from his heaviest weight ever? His profile pic he looks very fat.
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Yeah, he's lying.

He's been conspicuously absent from the rare recent vids he's made, always just pointing the camera at the thing.

With his vanity, if he'd lost weight, he'd show it.
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas isn't even remotely capable of coming up with a fake story like that. He doesn't know jack shit about kidneys or treatment, let along enough to make up stories about biopsies and dialysis. Plus it fits with his age, diabetes, obesity and the fact he's been puking his guts out regularly when he shouldn't be
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Not a medfags do I must ask, is the puking related to hyperglycemia or kidneys alone?

Also, rapid weight loss is related to hyperglycemia. It also accelerateds hair loss so that may explain the hairline receding.
 
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The 60 lb loss and the AKI may go hand in hand. Usually with kidney failure, doctors prescribe furosemide because it helps by acting on the kidneys to increase the flow of urine. It may also help with bp and may have an impact on cardiac remodeling and cardiac morbidity and mortality. Idk though bc Puke is a fat fucking liar. And he will die alone.
 
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The 60 lb loss and the AKI may go hand in hand. Usually with kidney failure, doctors prescribe furosemide because it helps by acting on the kidneys to increase the flow of urine. It may also help with bp and may have an impact on cardiac remodeling and cardiac morbidity and mortality. Idk though bc Puke is a fat fucking liar. And he will die alone.
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I'd be really be interested if Lucas got prescribed loop diuretics. First because there is mounting evidence they actually lower renal function and second, they don't play well with psychiatric medication at all. A prescription of furosemide might indicate our boy has edema in his lower extremities, which means his feet are not doing so well.
 
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How is it possible for even a lard ass like Lucas to lose 60 pounds in 2 months outside of literal starvation. We've seen him frying up his usual disgusting Frankenstein meals full of fat like he does every time he has access to kitchen appliances so we know he's still eating like a tard. I guess he's probably losing weight from not eating 5 times a day at Mallon, but what he said is like a pound a day. That just doesn't seem realistic, but then again this is Lucas I'm talking about so it's probably extremely over exaggerated. 60 pounds, give or take 30 or 40. Post pics fatty. Prove your claim.
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Diabetes actually causes rapid weight loss because your body starts flushing out all the excess sugar that it can’t process, so you drop a ton of water weight. Or something like that. I might be wrong but if the weight loss is true it probably means he’s become more unhealthy.
 
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