Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Usually the people dying on dialysis are much older and sicker than Lucas and are missing toes or limbs already. As horrifically unhealthy as he is, he’s still relatively better off than the typical end-stage renal failure patient. I do think he could be in the hospital though, if he went by ambulance and didn’t have his phone then he’s probably SOL until he gets home. His shaky videos have seriously freaked me out.
 
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Happy 43rd or 44th birthday you fat fucking faggot.
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The only video autistic enough to post for the werns birthday:

I'd say the fact he hasn't said a word about it, hasn't tried to get people to send him shit and hasn't been heard from at this point means something is up with him health wise. No way he'd ever give up his biggest day of the year for demanding shit without a damn good reason
 
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He was starting to get into another manic upswing either because he stopped taking his meds or because they weren't working. Maybe he got kicked out for fighting with his roommate or he had another freakout that landed him back in the loony bin. Unlikely since if he were kicked out he'd just be posting from the streets and they usually give him a lot of freakout time before they haul him away, but maybe with his history and continued care they've tightened the leash on him.
 
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You guys, where is our cow? I definitely think something happened. It is possible his phone is broken. I don't think with how bad his health is that he is wandering the streets much anymore, but it is possible it broke or another vagrant stole it. If that is so, his tugboat pulls into port soon with the first of the month right around the corner. So, if he is phone less he can pick up a new phone once he gets his welfare. At least, I hope so. Hopefully, he has enough funds to do that. He has not lost a phone in a while.

He very well could be in the hospital and not have his phone. He is definitely looking more unhealthy than normal.

We have seemed to have lost our normal inside people. Klickitat seems to have given up on the Orchards after the failed doxxing attempt. Also, the Outcast Owls have not said anything about him, as far as I know. Some of the Kiwi Farmers who lives in Spokane have not been active. I am very curious about the whereabouts of the portly Lucas Werner.
 
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AnOminous said:
That last video with the camera shaking like he had Parkinson's was really bad. He could actually be dead.
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I was going to say dead or his health took a sudden turn for the worse (probably related to those horrifying meals he was bragging about just before) and he got hospitalized, but that doesn't explain why he doesn't have a phone with him or why its been so long. Its been almost 2 weeks at this point

His tugboat comes into port on december 3 so if theres been no sighting of him after that something major is definitely up. At that point he's either dead/at serious risk of dying in the hospital or spazzed out and got institutionalized. As was pointed out, he certainly seemed to be at the point where he either wasn't taking meds or they weren't doing much to curb his manic behavior. I can see him going off at his roommate over something and getting forcibly committed again

It says alot about lucas's fucked up life that the best case scenario here is having gone mental and been committed for awhile. and if that is what has happened then he'll be out of mallon and his spot will have been long filled by the time he's out, so that'll be interesting
 
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I know some of these questions are getting autistic, so I do apologize for that. But would it be possible that Lucas essentially has no emergency contact beyond his social workers? Could he have pissed his parents and the rest of his family off so bad that they basically disowned him and wished not to be available for contact if Lucas is dead or in the hospital?

His boomer mom fucked off to Mexico to be a basic boomer bitch. She may be hard to get a hold of now that she is south of the border. As for his dad, King Roy? I dunno know. I think he basically washed his hands of his bovine son a while ago.

Lucas has not mentioned the Elk Kingdom or his supposedly wealthy parents in some time. Is there a big reason for that? I wonder if they just decided to basically sever all ties with Lucas? He used to mention his parents money right after moooing about greed and capitalism. He would try to entice the baby zooms with his parents money and how he would be plenty good once they died. That has not been brought up for some time now.

Somethings to think about, for sure.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I know some of these questions are getting autistic, so I do apologize for that. But would it be possible that Lucas essentially has no emergency contact beyond his social workers? Could he have pissed his parents and the rest of his family off so bad that they basically disowned him and wished not to be available for contact if Lucas is dead or in the hospital?

His boomer mom fucked off to Mexico to be a basic boomer bitch. She may be hard to get a hold of now that she is south of the border. As for his dad, King Roy? I dunno know. I think he basically washed his hands of his bovine son a while ago.

Lucas has not mentioned the Elk Kingdom or his supposedly wealthy parents in some time. Is there a big reason for that? I wonder if they just decided to basically sever all ties with Lucas? He used to mention his parents money right after moooing about greed and capitalism. He would try to entice the baby zooms with his parents money and how he would be plenty good once they died. That has not been brought up for some time now.

Somethings to think about, for sure.
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If lucas dies his family will be notified whether they're listed as a contact or not. The law requires next of kin to be notified for multiple reasons such as disposal of the body and estate related stuff. a moot point in his case but they're still legally required to be notified. In their case that likely means a cop showing up at their door a week later to notify his parents of his death and provide some paperwork with information they can use to claim the body and obtain official death certificates and such

That said I doubt they want anything directly to do with him at this point, or he wouldn't be living alone in a nursing home situation without regular contact or some visits. Whatever the specifics of what he did might be, he clearly pissed them off enough that they cut him off and avoid him as much as they can. Can't blame them, he causes nothing but problems no matter where he goes and all keeping him on a short leash does is slow that down and build resentment so when he does go off its a major shit show
 
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You guys, where is our cow? I definitely think something happened. It is possible his phone is broken. I don't think with how bad his health is that he is wandering the streets much anymore, but it is possible it broke or another vagrant stole it. If that is so, his tugboat pulls into port soon with the first of the month right around the corner. So, if he is phone less he can pick up a new phone once he gets his welfare. At least, I hope so. Hopefully, he has enough funds to do that. He has not lost a phone in a while.

He very well could be in the hospital and not have his phone. He is definitely looking more unhealthy than normal.

We have seemed to have lost our normal inside people. Klickitat seems to have given up on the Orchards after the failed doxxing attempt. Also, the Outcast Owls have not said anything about him, as far as I know. Some of the Kiwi Farmers who lives in Spokane have not been active. I am very curious about the whereabouts of the portly Lucas Werner.
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November has historically been excellent for Wernology. Lucas's birthday in particular has been the occasion for marvelous content. This year was different. Lucas' teats have dried up. There is no milk. I am disappointed.

Even before his recent absence, Lucas just wasn't doing anything interesting. He seemed to lack ambition, energy. A shame, really, because Lucas is a peerless lolcow.
 
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He seemed to lack ambition, energy. A shame, really, because Lucas is a peerless lolcow.
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Dialysis will do that to you, let alone uncontrolled diabetes on top of it.

Lucas being dead is not the only possible reason for his absence, but it is starting to look the most likely imo. Let's see if tugboat season produces a new phone. If he was in jail or the nuthouse, presumably there would be an arrest record? I'm not an Amerimutt so I don't know how to look these things up.

Or maybe he's found his Zoomer Bae who loves his telomeres and his Wern bedspread and he's been having hot sex nonstop for 2 weeks unlike us basement-dwelling losers.

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If lucas dies his family will be notified whether they're listed as a contact or not. The law requires next of kin to be notified for multiple reasons such as disposal of the body and estate related stuff. a moot point in his case but they're still legally required to be notified. In their case that likely means a cop showing up at their door a week later to notify his parents of his death and provide some paperwork with information they can use to claim the body and obtain official death certificates and such
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I doubt the cops would go to Mexico for that. Where does Wern Sr live?
 
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Dialysis will do that to you, let alone uncontrolled diabetes on top of it.

Lucas being dead is not the only possible reason for his absence, but it is starting to look the most likely imo. Let's see if tugboat season produces a new phone. If he was in jail or the nuthouse, presumably there would be an arrest record? I'm not an Amerimutt so I don't know how to look these things up.

Or maybe he's found his Zoomer Bae who loves his telomeres and his Wern bedspread and he's been having hot sex nonstop for 2 weeks unlike us basement-dwelling losers.



I doubt the cops would go to Mexico for that. Where does Wern Sr live?
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It’d be hard to know if he was in a nuthouse Let alone which one. If he was in jail it’d be easy to find him but, if he’s in a nuthouse they’d keep that fact under wraps.
 
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Spunt said:
Dialysis will do that to you, let alone uncontrolled diabetes on top of it.

Lucas being dead is not the only possible reason for his absence, but it is starting to look the most likely imo. Let's see if tugboat season produces a new phone. If he was in jail or the nuthouse, presumably there would be an arrest record? I'm not an Amerimutt so I don't know how to look these things up.

Or maybe he's found his Zoomer Bae who loves his telomeres and his Wern bedspread and he's been having hot sex nonstop for 2 weeks unlike us basement-dwelling losers.



I doubt the cops would go to Mexico for that. Where does Wern Sr live?
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He lives in washington state. She still has to be notified. The cops don't need to go anywhere for that. In those kinds of situations the US consulate in mexico would be notified and they would be responsible for notifying her. Its one of the responsibilities of consulates

That said i'm leaning toward nuthouse or dead. No matter how exhausted lucas might be he's just too greedy not to take a few minutes to ree for free shit. As long as he's conscious he wouldn't turn that down willingly. Something must have happened. If he's dead I won't be surprised and if he's in the nuthouse again its likely due to his roommate telling him to clean up after himself or shower or something to that effect and he lost his shit and provoked an incident that got him committed

If he has in fact died suddenly then wernology has had quite the uneventful ending and really did have him end with a whimper. I mean the last thing he did was post pictures of bizarre meals with corn nuts in them. I mean this thread is basically the only documented history of his life and that he was ever here. He's done nothing, will have no descendants and in a few years nobody will remember him. At best somebody will make him a footnote in a book about horrifying cooking on the internet someday

If this really is him in the hospital for this long then if he isn't dead he's pretty close to it to have gotten to that point already. There is the possibility that his health has hit the point where he's been told this is it theres nothing they can do but delay the inevitable for a little while, that the realization its no joke finally drilled it into his head that along with his atheism that this is really the end and he's going to die alone and hated soon and provoked some kind of deep depression/mental breakdown thats made him stop caring about anything else to focus on the fact he's scared shitless. Thats really the only thing I can think of that would explain his spending this long at the hospital without a peep out of him. Ultimately lucas expects the government to cater to all of his needs and give him the best healthcare possible cause of his 'disability' so when he gets told a new kidney isn't in the cards and dialysis will only slow down the inevitable a bit there will definitely be some kind of reaction. Either losing his shit and breaking down into a depression or playing victim and demanding a kidney and spazzing out at staff....though that might explain a trip to the nuthouse as well

But yeah, december 3 is coming up fast. If he hasn't surfaced by monday or so something major is definitely up
 
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