From the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page
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So let me get this straight. He dumped a can of canned corned beef into the pan - a can which he admits was loaded to shit with fat to begin with. He then added two whole eggs (which are not in hash) and of course several slices of cheese (also not in hash). So there is a shit ton of melted cheese, the greasy oil from said melted cheese and the fat from the eggs mixing in with a ton of melted fat from the canned corned beef that the chunks of beef are floating in as they cook. He then failed to add literally any ingredients that are actually in corned beef hash other than the corned beef itself. Its literally a soup of melted fat and cheese with chunks of meat in it
This is disgusting even by normal lucas standards. Its like he has a compulsion to add cheese to everything he can think of whenever he has it no matter how disgusting or irrational it is. He's literally eating a plate of grease. and he wonders why he's morbidly obese, has fucked kidneys, can barely breathe when sitting still and gets called a food obsessed pig. I'm starting to wonder if that study about dogs being obsessed with cheese cause it activates the same parts of the brain that get triggered when a human uses cocaine somehow also apply to lucas's broken schizo brain. If he had more money I wouldn't be surprised to see him just microwave bowls of cheese and eat that with a spoon
Don't forget lucas shows this off cause he thinks it demonstrates he is a 'good cook' and believes it will attract teen girls. The only teen girls that would eat that willingly would be obese low iq loons who stuff crayons up their noses and shit themselves at random. Not even a sugar baby would touch that. Can you imagine the look on the face of some IG model thot hooker after she gets paid 10k to go to mirror universe rich werns penthouse in NYC, sits down to a meal and gets served that? I don't care how many eating disorders she has she wouldn't touch it. and the chefs kiss would be her looking down and noticing a single pubic hair floating on top of the grease, halfway melted into the cheese. Right in line with lucas's cooking skill and competency
Spunt said:
- A common end to this scam is for the scammer to send one last, huge, transaction to Lucas, and once Lucas has sent money to Scumbag's bitcoin wallet, immediately reverse the Paypal transaction. Paypal is cucked and will almost always side with the person requesting the refund/reversal. This allows Scumbag to clean out Lucas' Paypal wallet as well as a final Fuck You before disappearing. EDIT: It will also clean out Lucas' bank account if he's linked it to his PayPal.
We know its linked to his bank account because he's ebegged for money on paypal and used it to buy shit at 7-11, so it has to be
Spunt said:
- When the cops/Paypal come calling, the last known person to have custody of all the stolen money was Lucas. If Lucas is lucky, he'll end up on the hook for all the stolen money and the huge negative balance in his Paypal account. If he's unlucky, he gets fucked by the cops for money laundering. Lucas' only possible defence is that he was too stupid to know what was happening, but Lucas is too proud to do that and besides there's now evidence of people directly telling Lucas what was happening on Facebook and Lucas blowing them off.
The best part is playing stupid really won't help him anyway, as while he's stupid he's not so stupid he can't do the most basic shit, understand right from wrong or have enough brains to know when something should at least look suspicious. Having enough brains to use the service at all and multiple services at that means he's smart enough to not be that oblivious and they know it. You have to be pretty much ready for an institution and wandering into traffic obliviously to play stupid well enough to avoid liability with this kinds of situation. Besides lucas tends to try to do this narcissistic gloaty thing when he tries to use the mental illness card, like he's congratulating himself that he's smarter than you and its really obvious when he's doing it. He's not fooling paypal or a cop taking a statement. a good example of this was when he was talking to the cop during the supposed baseball assault incident. Lucas was playing stupid about not knowing he had no visible wounds that he should have for such an attack and the cop both knew it and treated lucas like a little kid who got caught lying by his mom about breaking something and lucas was oblivious to that from the cop, which says alot about both his intelligence and how often that happens to him
But yeah, he's on the hook for whatever he 'processed' for his 'boss.' Even if they couldn't easily collect it from him he's no less on the hook for it. Say goodbye to every penny he ever makes again that isn't directly from his tugboat. His paypal account will be banned as they always are in these cases cause they don't want people using accounts that may have been compromised and that scammers are aware of the details of. Not that it would matter as it would be so far in the negative that he'd never be able to pay it back to a useable state anyway (and wouldn't if he could when he can spend such money on food). When the scammer is finished with him he'll be having a long talk with paypal, who will refer it to their fraud investigation people, who will get whatever info they can out of lucas and send that and the transaction records to the spokane PD and file a police report for fraud. a cop will get his ass sent to mallon place to have a chat with lucas, take a statement and he'll do his usual i'm a victim who doesn't do anything illegal and doesn't support doing illegal things and is just trying to get a job so I can get a girlfriend and apartment of I own, i'm totally a good guy and all the cops are on my side, etc... spiel. He better hope all he did was send the money and never actually spent any of it himself or put any of it in his bank account/used it to get whatever god awful corned beef ingredient mess he had up there or that makes things worse for him. He doesn't want to be in a position of explaining to the cops how he didn't do anything illegal and was just spending his pay from what he thought was a a job but spent a bunch of someone elses stolen money. or worse, explaining how he spent a few hundred or more from his last deposit that he was supposed to make but totally realized he was a scammer and just took the money for himself instead, thinking he was being clever and getting a payday out of it. All that is 'you better talk to a lawyer to straighten this out and explain the situation to you' and 'lucas had better have a long talk with his tard wrangler' territory. Lucas of course doesn't have a lawyer and won't unless he's been stupid about this and the cops decide he should have known better and went along with it out of greed rather than naive stupidity and somebody decides fraud charges are in order. Lets not forget lucas is known to the cops and has a history with them. Lets also not forget whoever the money belonged to will find out who lucas is sooner or later and might decide to get whatever he can out of him. Small claims court lucas would be hilarious. Can you imagine lucas trying to explain himself and how he totally didn't do anything illegal to a judge in small claims court. Especially if the cops find out about those posts he made admitting to knowing it was suspicious and having multiple people explain the scam to him flat out and ignoring it
Lucas will bullshit and lie and play the victim as he always does hoping everything magically goes away, but at this point there is no avoiding paypal getting their fraud investigation department involved or them the police to file a fraud report and having a talk with him. Money got stolen, went through him and got laundered into crypto. Lucas is the fall guy on that one. The scammer probably couldn't believe they found someone who bought their bs so easily, which makes me wonder how exactly lucas even got in touch with the scammer. What kind of weird shit was he applying for and where? Some kind of facebook ad? Even googling local jobs doesn't generally lead to these kinds of scams that easily. He clearly was looking for something online, that was easy, that paid well, that ensured he didn't have to be trained or leave his fartbox and he sure found it. He thought he was being clever and his greed and stupidity have fucked him over yet again
The only thing that truly surprises me about this whole job saga is that lucas is so stupid as to fall for the most obvious, practically to the point of being a meme tier scam, scam on the internet and dives in head first, yet somehow never bought into one of those diploma mills and never bought himself a degree to try to sound important and make people take him seriously. He is exactly the kind of person who buys into those. Speaking of which, I quickly did a search of 'PhD in age gap breeding' and unsurprisingly
this was one of the first results. Somehow i'm not surprised
But yeah, lucas is in for some interesting times in the near future and some real uncomfortable conversations that won't make him look good no matter what he says or tries to pull. His chatlog won't help shit, will make him look more guilty and this whole thing reminds me of when the mia's dad incident was going on and during his phone call with the guy he was asked 'does that sound like a smart decision lucas?' when he was confronted with showing up unshowered, with no plan and no money to meet a teen girl from the internet and lucas mumbled to himself angrily and awkwardly and was desperately trying to avoid saying yes and admitting he was an idiot. I foresee a similar moment with the cops, paypal and whoever warned him of the obvious scam. Lucas can't help lying and acting evasive to hide things that make him look bad and this is not a situation where you want to do that. That'll just get him in more trouble than he's already in
I also foresee him trying to use this incident to justify why he isn't looking for a job anymore and won't do so again cause scammers (totally somehow affiliated with his haters) will just do this to him again and he'll never find a job anyway cause of that (but will definitely try to open other accounts on the dl to have money sent to him to get around any repayment plan they put him on, thinking he's clever)
Also its been more than 2 days since lucas's paypal account being fucked up for 2 days happened. Gee I wonder how thats going and why he's not talking about it
